Seymour Skinner

so it's my moms 50th, and she got some card that had candy on it, so she texted the maker of the card, saying "my kids are soooo jealous" i find that kinda offensive, because first of all, i was not jealous at all, and second, the maker texted back saying "tell your kids to keep their grubby paws off j" and i am not grubby, and she knows i would not take the stuff

i'm gonna get her back bcuz im getting a switch for my birthday, and im gonna text my friend "my parents are sooo jealous"