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Nosferatu!

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  1. These words make my head sad.

  2. This fair food is extremely underwhelming. I am sad.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      what's the weirdest fried food there?

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      Not so much weird, but gross: butter. Like, whyyy?!

  3. Today sure did take an unexpected turn.

  4. Today sure was awful... I hope tomorrow is better.

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Sorry that your day didn't go well, I hope the same.

  5. Today's been such a busy day... and I still have so much to do. On the bright side, I got some cute shiz for my room. ;) 

  6. Tremors is on... <3

  7. Upstairs, downstairs, all-around-the-town-stairs.

  8. Weed 'em out! What a jerk!

  9. Well, at least it's underwire.

  10. Well, well, well... how the turntables.

  11. What a cold-hearted single cell I am.

  12. What is this world coming to when a fake restaurant critic can't get cutsies?

  13. Whoa, power surge. That was kinda scary. :P

  14. Why are you so obsessed with my internal organs?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      EVERYONE STAND BACK, LOVE EMERGENCY. 

    2. Nosferatu!
    3. JakeFromStateFarm

      JakeFromStateFarm

      totally misread that o_o

  15. Will I ever stop watching The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie? Short answer: NO.

  16. Won't somebody get me off of this reef?

  17. Yeah, A to Y, you know, the alphabet.

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ you clever man

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Too bad, if his small head let his brain be bigger he'd be smart enough to know that :P
      same for patrick actually, the point gives him little to no space for a brain

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      we trophy technically his brain would be proportionate to his head if we were using RL animals as examples :P

  18. You ain't never had a friend like me!

  19. You dimwitted creation of science!

  20. You see how wonderful life can be, when you're maniacal?

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    2. Nosferatu!
    3. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      Well, if it got me this ice cream, I like it! I found something!

    4. OWM

      OWM

      This guy gets it.

  21. Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.

    1. PatBack

      PatBack

      R.I.P. tyeamwork

  22. Your parents must have been, like, part-computer or something!

  23. “starting today, i’m going to start saving my money”, i say as i purchase a synthesizer 

  24. *goes to see GotGv2 again but by myself so no one will see me cry*

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