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Nosferatu!

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Status Updates posted by Nosferatu!

  1. "It is your birthday," period.

  2. *inhales deeply, exhales, stares off into the void*

    1. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      Just wanted to say congrats on Employee of the month man also yeah I feel that way to sometimes

  3. This update is filling my senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as I've never felt before. No, but seriously, it's great and I love it!

  4. A bubble blowing baby doesn't belong out here... in man's country.

  5. After months of trying, I finally aced this test. This calls for a bubble party!

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    2. wheres the leak ma'am
    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      shes still planktons bro tbh

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      *mistress (I mean whaaa-)

  6. Artificially colored rocks...?!

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    2. almy

      almy

      Blue and light blue ones.

    3. Someone

      Someone

      That's a rock fact!

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      even the soil looks different....

  7. brb dying from stomach cramps

  8. brb finding someone to drag along with me to Moody Gardens

  9. brb getting super emotional over animation from '04

  10. But what if instead of Alec Baldwin, Dennis was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried?

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ that's the exact line I want to hear in his voice

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      This is a real mustache!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      but imagine if he was voiced by Jeremy Irons

  11. Butterfly kisses. Can't take it... it's too cute! It's... it's disgusting!

  12. Can't stop this invertebrate on a mission, he's in charge!

  13. Darn, I like the funnel.

  14. Dennis always gets his man... but does he always get his woman?

  15. Dennis™ always gets his man.

  16. Did you see my underwear? ... Did you want to?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      *dennis goofy goober underwear*

    2. Nosferatu!
  17. DOES IT REALLY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A MAAAN

  18. GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!

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