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Joe Biden

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  1. I'm gonna be The Simpsons because I am very old and no one has put me down yet
  2. I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Squilliam Fancyson did

  3. We're going back to a time when songs like Girls Like You and We Didn't Start the Fire (by Fall Out Boy) didn't exist. That's right, my theme is: And if the playlist doesn't show up right: Maroon 5: This Love, Harder to Breathe, Makes Me Wonder Coldplay: The Scientist, Speed of Sound, Viva La Vida Fall Out Boy: Sugar We're Going Down, Thnks fr th Mmrs, Dance Dance
  4. As the President, I always strive to be the very best like no one ever was so for my SWYAD character, I am going to choose Ash Ketchup--er, I mean, Ketchum.
  5. 1/6 Never Forget

  6. I was supposed to get a new Playstation for my birthday but all I got was gold, myrrh, and frankincense from three stinky drifters who said a star sent them to bring me gifts. They told me they were "wise men" but apparently they weren't wise enough to figure out what a "Playstation" is. Fuck 'em. I'm telling Dad to send them a plague.
  7. This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass.

  8. POV: You're an 11-year-old and you just discovered a very cool radio station that plays old '80s and '90s stuff.
  9. will the real slim shady please stand up

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      wtf joe biden didn't sing this song 

  10. I wanna get back at that cornfluffer who keeps hacking into my Twitter to make statements saying America stands with Israel.

  11. "Started in the 70s but thrived through the 80s" is the theme I went with
  12. RIP Donald Trump

    (1776-2024)

  13. oh shit i didn't even read the rules for this one uhh guess I'll be the Hash Slinging Slasher
  14. Return the slab, Jack

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