Joe Biden

Thank you, @Mickey Mouse, for your full support of police brutality and Chinese concentration camps.

Bugs Bunny would never do this and I'm happy he doesn't.

Good Morning (All Night Long)

Super Mario Bros. 2 is the worst Mario game in the entire series

Achmed Saves America >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avengers: Endgame

steamboat willie did 9/11

Argh....I be regrettin' not choosin' Captain K'nuckles for this Stop What Yer Doin'...

now number five

So to all of those people who supported Dr. Luke in the Dr. Luke/Kesha case that's STILL GOING ON, I hope you're all happy. I hope you're all fuckin' happy.

To celebrate the 21st anniversary of my birth, I am officially going to make 9 plus 10 equal 21.

"Too many men, too many people

Making too many problems

And there's not much love to go around

Tell me why this is a land of confusion"

- Genesis, 1986

My new year's resolution is to release another mixtape that will burn Eminem's ass.

I know Superman.

Super Mario Bros 2. is a bad game.

Man, if Legends of the Hidden Temple ever makes it onto a service like Netflix or Hulu, first thing I'm doing is marathoning the hell out of that show

The good Lord is goin' down on meeeeee

The "Free Churro" episode of Bojack Horseman losing to The Simpsons is the main reason why nobody likes the Emmys.

Milksteak

I know what you're thinking

I've known it since you tuned in

You're thinking I can't freestyle rap

Well, I've had it up to here with people assuming that ogres can't break it down!

SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT!

i found a raisin for me

Try the churros.

I'm the number five!

They say you learn new things every day. Well, today I just learned that Tom Kenny and Jill Talley both starred in the music video for "Tonight, Tonight" by The Smashing Pumpkins.

this is larry the cucumber saying that this new sponge 13 update is pretty forkin' awesome

Kneel before the Lord, punk.