Burgerpants

why did you buy this album. i don't know why you did you're stupid,

i would die for peanut butter

why do you do this to me audiosurf

(drum solo)

hey guys i did it! i turned into me

RAUGHHHGHHGHHHGHHHGHHHGH

i really want to know what happened to that 7 hour cell phone commercial with that guy mowing the grass

is he right?

my life anthem

what am i listening to

starting this, will update every so often

"Even Fidel Castro, a longtime Coca-Cola drinker, contributed to the backlash, calling New Coke a sign of American capitalist decadence. Goizueta's own father expressed similar misgivings to his son, who later recalled that it was the only time the older man had agreed with Castro, whose rule he had fled Cuba to avoid."

that is an actual, direct quote from Wikipedia's article on New Coke

oh no

trump

ONE SATURDAY I TOOK A WALK TO ZIPPERHEAD

MACH 10 AT SUDDEN SPEED

it's a sweet sensation

About to listen to the new Avalanches album. If this album sucks, I may be slightly mad.

Might as well get in character for the Fry Cook Games.

>I play my dad "Hooch" by Melvins in an effort to let him understand some of my newfound music tastes

>He calls it a ripoff of Enter Sandman by Metallica

I don't even know where that comparison even comes from?

I DIDN'T MEAN IT GUYS

I CAN SENSE AN ALLCAPS FEST ABOUT TO HAPPEN

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