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  1. I hate Candlejack, it's an unfunny meme th

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Eh, Third World Success Kid was worse. UGH.

    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      The thing with Candlejack i

    3. ExKizuna

      ExKizuna

      Yo candlejack is just li

  2. No one verbs like Gaston

  3. Gurl you cra cra

  4. I'm Ogre all these Shrek puns

  5. Snakes don't belong in Alaska

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      You should crawl on the ground like the snake you are!

    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      the raven on my head thirsts for its blood

  6. No one says no to Gaston!

    1. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      well, you got me there

    2. crushingmayhem
  7. I beat Tomb Raider #ballinshit

  8. My daughter's nursery rhymes are more aggressive than this

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Tonight, 30 men will enter MY ASS

    3. Cha

      Cha

      My lady gypsy's love is more aggressive than this

    4. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      qurl my love expands through out the cosmos like Carl Sagan

  9. Me and Frollo are hittin up the club tonite #brosb4hoes

    1. Cha

      Cha

      aww yeah you know it. I just gotta burn a chick first brb

  10. In H Town #BALLIN

    1. Cha

      Cha

      >thisstatus

  11. I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even commentary!

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.

  12. Go to Sleep

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Being Straight-edge means I'm better than you.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      GO TO BED! Every night of your life!

    3. So Sejima
  13. Going to play Tomb Raider all forever

    1. Cha

      Cha

      THE GAME NEVER ENDS

    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      you're like my mom in ye olden days

    3. box

      box

      I heard TR9 was a solid reboot. Thank God. Crystal's gotten something right.

  14. I'd rather watch 2 old women slap my ass

    1. Cha

      Cha

      So you like slapping butts do you? Well we'll show you old women!

    2. Aya♥
    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Will you just look at that confident expression on my ass

  15. Wake up in the morning feeling like C Whizzy

  16. Chad Daddy eats at Jimmy Johns

  17. Chad Daddy eats at Jimmy Johns

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      no way this came outta the microwave

    2. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      Brock would know

  18. eat @ JJ's or Brock will eat you

  19. I wanted to be safe so I ordered a gross

  20. Meet Tim...6 foot under

  21. hello I am back! Feels good

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