E.V.I.L.

Wow, Dragiiin's back too now. It's interesting how returning SBC users typically come back in a pair.

These mood swings lately suck 

I'm so happy right now. So I confessed to the girl from Math (nearly slipped up yet again), and she has the same feelings for me as I do for her. There's a downside though, she's moving to Utah in 6 months. However, we'll still be hanging out and even exchanged numbers . It's such a relief to tell her. Btw, her name is Jordan. 

I have driving lessons today--let's hope I don't die.

id like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly 

I don't even know if I wanna go to Math on Monday, still so sick to my stomach after what happened today ;~;.

That 7th inning in Toronto was the most legit inning of the year

Cubbies are winning 5-4, I hope they can finish off the Cardinals tonight (JUST DO IT!!!).

Cubbies are winning 5-4, I hope they can finish off the Cardinals tonight (JUST DO IT!!!).

Today in gym class me and my friend were arguing how some girl in our class's name was pronounced so we asked her (I was right, take that) and now I'm about 60% certain she likes me as she keeps saying hi to me and I don't know if she's being nice or what

have you ever listened to the full track of a SB background song for the first time ever even though the episode is years old and realized how great it really was 

I spent six and a half hours doing homework last night. I still cannot comprehend that.

You know you're close friends with someone when you guys exchange fb accounts and make fun of your news feeds

You know you're close friends with someone when you guys exchange fb accounts and make fun of your news feeds

Kat bein' savage like always

You know you're close friends with someone when you guys exchange fb accounts and make fun of your news feeds

got a 68 on my APUSH exam.. I passed...

Did anyone think Google's banner was for the red moon from last night at first?

Don't mean to be nitpicky here, but why is Squidward having a lot of crazy moments in these new episodes? It's fine to do that but don't make it his character.

We're not even out of September yet they're already selling Christmas decorations at Costco.

Oh hey, I'm the overall top poster again.  Feels good to be the king once more. 

Oh hey it's about time emotes can be used in status updates.

Had to pop in today to check out the new layout.  Great work everyone!

I'm gonna be waiting for the storm of butthurt spandy fans after the last ep lol

Thank goodness it's the weekend. What's good fam?

*confused rimshot*