E.V.I.L.

I'M A ROCK!!

My house's roof is being built and I can see the workers faces out my window... creepy

So, went Halloween-crazy on my desk: http://i.imgur.com/IGpzu.jpg

Hello is this pizza castle?

Today was my 18th birthday. I've been so busy I couldn't really celebrate it. I don't get to go for my borthday dinner until Sunday. Tomorrow I'm going to a band competition. Which I enjoy by the way.

I Feel Alone

It's my 20th birthday! Just fyi.

Welcome, to my rooftop garden! Romantic grotto, sparkling berry mineral soda waterfall, and my personal favorite, a 134-foot-long sculpture of my unibrow!

got home early due to half day

300 Posts! *faints*

(whispers into bubble) Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood.

house fancy episode gets gnarly. take off the scene where squidwards toe nail and flesh comes out.

Gawd, who the hell parties everyday of the fucking week?

We were at the beach... Everybody had, MATCHING TOWELS!

According to my social studies teacher, homosexuality is a "contagious disease."

Spongebob! There you are. I need you to...

Listening to Me For You by George Callert. One of the best SpongeBob APM Music pieces ever!

Wonders if anyone will recognize meh?

Wonders if anyone will recognize meh?

Wonders if anyone will recognize meh?

Wonders if anyone will recognize meh?

Wonders if anyone will recognize meh?

FINALLY

HELP someone unban me on xat!!

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