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  1. Sauce Mama

    Forty-nine oh..... eight?! THAT'S A PENNY SHORT! *starts sobbing*

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      It's what makes Squidward smell so good!

    3. box

      box

      ONE DOLLAR? YOU HAAAAAATE ME

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      LILAC.

  2. Sauce Mama

    You don't deserve to wear those FEZZES!! And stop calling me PRESIDENT!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Can you make it say, "Sorry For Bugging You So Much"?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Don't have that much space.

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      sorry. i glued our fezzes on and put a broken record saying president over and over again somewhere over there

  3. Sauce Mama

    It's raining, it's pouring. My old Pa is snoring.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Now you done it Sauce, you've really done it. You took my chance in faith of you and crushed it... crushed it into little bite sized pieces. I really expected better of you. I guess I'm a royal fool for that too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow after your Pa gets done with you. I'll just tell them you died in an eyelash accident. So thanks, thanks for nothing!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      You are definitely in trouble now missy. You just wait and see!

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      Just tell your Pa to stop snoring

  4. Sauce Mama

    Where do we....begin?

    1. Pearl

      Pearl

      what do you mean?

  5. Sauce Mama

    Sauce Mama's gotta pay bills. #realtalk

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Only 799 more downpayments to go.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      NOOOOO!

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      #realtalk Go Mama!

  6. Sauce Mama

    What a hell of a school day this was. #drained

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      *slaps Sauce* YER GONNA EAT LIGHTNIN AND YER GONNA CRAP THUNDA CUZ CLEANSER LOVES YA!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      YOU'RE A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES YA!

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      ^

  7. Sauce Mama

    It's quarter to three. There's no one in the place, 'cept you and me.

    1. Pearl

      Pearl

      Nice...

  8. Sauce Mama

    SECRET TUNNELLLL! SECRET TUNNELLLL!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I'm just continuing the Avatar: Last Airbender references that Sauce is making (well, I think she is).

    3. Pinky

      Pinky

      Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel!

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Yes, it's Avatar references. Thank you OMJ for being the only one to know it lol.

  9. Sauce Mama

    TIME TO WATCH THE BACHELOR! #willyouacceptthisrose?

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      I'm the bachelor next season. #plottwist

    2. Cha

      Cha

      But then I replace Clappy as the bachelorette. #doubleplottwist

  10. Sauce Mama

    SBU is running really slow for me. Is there any way I can fix this?

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thanks MDPP! :D

  11. Sauce Mama

    Are you gonna order something or just make friends with the paneling...

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      But the paneling just added me on FB...D:

    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Uhhhhhhhh.....

  12. Sauce Mama

    Hey guys, remember that Smiley called :tvguy: and it was the one where Squidward was slapping his butt? That was my favorite.

    1. Macseed

      Macseed

      lol I don't get it :P

    2. Cha

      Cha

      I really want a smiley of Squidly shaking his butt.

  13. Sauce Mama

    Wuz good, homies.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      What's chilling with you Sauce besides chili?

    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      You wuz good? You mean you wuz never bad?

  14. Sauce Mama

    I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight, then when it finally gets here I'm gonna tell the pizza guy I ORDERED THIS LAST YEAR!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Ask him if he works at Pizza Castle too.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Ask him if he works at Pizza Castle too.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Ok! And I'll ask him if his name is Mario, too.

  15. Sauce Mama

    In the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      *pulls out How To Torture Book*

    3. Cha

      Cha

      *pulls out How To Torture Book*

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      lol at oof.

  16. Sauce Mama

    Shoo-bop sha whadda whadda yippidy boom da boom.

    1. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      CHANG CHAAAANG CHANGITY CHANG SHOO-BOP

  17. Sauce Mama

    My gift to SBC in the Reality Images. :P

    1. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      So when do I expect my key necklace, sweater and heart on the mail? ;P

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      And false eyelashes? D:<

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hey would you look at that, you weren't alone.

  18. Sauce Mama

    Hope everyone has a great Christmas filled with frolic and fun! :) #merrychristmas

  19. Sauce Mama

    So, Christmas is tomorrow! What are y'all doing for this festive holiday? :)

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      @OMJ WHATZIT TOOYA? Gee that sounds like a fun time! :P

    3. Cha

      Cha

      SBC!

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Especially the TOOYA ;)

  20. Sauce Mama

    Whoaaa it's already 10:00? Where did this day go?

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      It flew out the winder with the other da- oh god what am I doing.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I always forget you and cha are 3 hours behind me XD

    4. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      Heh heh

  21. Sauce Mama

    I just had the best tamale ever.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Sauce getting on down with the tamales again?

    2. Pinky

      Pinky

      I love chicken tamales!

  22. Sauce Mama

    OMJ guess what? I heard Africa by Toto while I was at Universal Citywalk today. :)

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      As the end of the world dawns upon us, I shall die happy in knowing that.

  23. Sauce Mama

    I am officially on break. Let the party begin.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Looks like Box and Max partied til they're purple.

  24. Sauce Mama

    YOU THE TEACHER? TO MY PUPIL? This isn't art class. It's heaven!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      *puts nose on statue* There. Now it's art. You like it, Clapward?

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      You sir, ARE TEH GREETEST ARTIST TO HAV EVAR LIVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ^BAHAHA!

      So when do I get my fame, fortune, and hair?

  25. Sauce Mama

    Goodness! I'm freezing my buns off over here! Brrrrrrr.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      My buns are warm and toasty! *shows patty buns on myself*

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      50 DEGREES, COLD?!?!

      Come to NY during Winter, ESPECIALLY the Syracuse-Buffalo area and you will DIE. :Po.o

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I guess it's time to put on your striped sweater.

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