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  1. The Crow

    I feel like I'm playing LA Noire right now.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      How so?

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Partaking in some Detective BrOMJ action earlier.

  2. The Crow

    I see you. CLAP!

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      By recruited Luke Gallows and Chris Masters? I wish you luck.

    3. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      MAH LEG!

    4. box

      box

      Oh crap i'll have to call the hospital again.

  3. The Crow

    If those flatfoots playing ball next to my only mode of transportation of all things to play by so much as lay a finger on it, I'll shove that ball down the nearest adult's mouth. And I have a lot to choose from out there.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Yeah wooo! You go OMJ!!

    2. shin

      shin

      sassy man jenkins

  4. The Crow

    I think I hate Hawaiians. Moreso mokes, but does that make me a bad person.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      The bad, annoying Hawaiians that give the good Hawaiians a bad rep.

    3. shin

      shin

      I wish I knew pidgin.

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Eh u kno small kine pidgin, shinhwa?

  5. The Crow

    Well, my mom caught some idiot from next door pissing on our property next to our cars. He kept pissing while she scolded him. Had this been like 3-4 years ago, I would've gone off. #PieceOfShit

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      I can only hope.

    3. box

      box

      If he pisses on your cars, i'd reccommend the police.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Well, some people just don't care about the rules. If it was my case I would've tell him to take a hike.

  6. The Crow

    Well, the night is still young. looks like I'm all by myself for this all-nighter.

  7. The Crow

    Time for a rape session. Games, prepare thyself.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      #OMJdoesGames

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      bring it on! jk :P good luck

    4. box

      box

      Oh no you'll be sued by the games! Run, run for your lifes!

  8. The Crow

    JELLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!11!!???!!11??1!?21!!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I'm jelly in ways not even imaginable.

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Okay.

    4. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      All of them are obviously jelly that I'm the one and only Jelly (for you ;))

  9. The Crow

    I like how four Google Bots are all viewing Skodwarde. Spread the word, you lovable corporate arachnids.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      Ahem, pew pew eye lazors, but yes. It needs more eye lazors.

    3. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      Corporate arachnids? I know you're trying to be fancy with your vocabulary, but we're a species of spiders? :P

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      I was referring to the Google spiders.

  10. The Crow

    Well, looks like I'm job searching again.

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    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      The joint is closing down soon.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      aww man. sorry about that. i wish you good luck with everything.

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      Thank you for those reassuring words, Sauce.

  11. The Crow

    Wow, kids here go back to school in two weeks. Some even next week. Poor bastards.

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    2. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      sucks for them, I still have 7 weeks of summa

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      As long as it means that the mall is a lot less crowded during the weekdays, then I'm one happy panda.

    4. box

      box

      That's nice. I still got till August.

  12. The Crow

    I need to start living a little. Perhaps watch The Amazing Spider-Man on Tuesday #NormalUpdateForOnce

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      You're young, you've got wheels, the world is your oyster! 8)

  13. The Crow

    Later groupies! Jenky has to to go nail some gnarly pounders! AOOOOOH!

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    2. Ron

      Ron

      WAT U GAIZ TALKIN BOUT

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      Dragsville

    4. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      Hey Smiles, shake hands with Bubble Buddy!

  14. The Crow

    Going to the Disney Aulani Resort for an overnight stay. Closest thing we have to a Disneyland here. They may as well buy the island of Lanai and make a "Disney Island".

  15. The Crow

    I'm on a boat.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      And some complimentary finger foods for lunch!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Is T-Pain there with you?

    4. The Crow

      The Crow

      I wish.

  16. The Crow

    #TimeForAGoddamnHero

    1. TJ

      TJ

      Yay! Your Alter Ego is back :D .

  17. The Crow

    Clappy, you watching that new Katy Perry movie? #SeriouslyRussell?

  18. The Crow

    Feeling high like a G6 #OrcaHangover

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      #sippinsizzupinmyride

  19. The Crow

    Daddy's Back, Sweethearts #FirstKillBelongsToDaddy

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hopefully not too crazy lad

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      #YaGottaBeKiddingMe

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      #DratsForgotTheHashtag

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