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  1. "Okay, you've convinced me. you can put your Crystal Pepsi display up your Crystal Pepsi ass."

  2. Owl House is the Dark Souls of Disney animated shows. Owl House is like Kiki's Delivery Service fused with Beetlejuice with a hint of Little Witch Academia along with a few touches of Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, and Jupiter Ascending, on top of being an animated fantasy that is one part Adventure Time, two parts Gravity Falls, three parts Logan meets Shrek, five parts Steven Universe, equal parts Star Vs. the Forces of Evil, and as well as Hell's Kitchen, Seinfeld, Grand Theft Auto, and Blair Witch Project in spades, and not to mention the similarities to The Looney Tunes Show in a castle far far away where no one can hear you Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Suppose I could've also just said "kimba simba hmmm suspicious" and called it a day

    2. HawkbitAlpha
  3. *Jerry Seinfeld voice* What's with almost every psuedo-intellectual internet reviewing shmuck being named Jeremy? (Jeremy Scott, CinemaSins) (Jeremy Hambly, TheQuartering) (Jeremy Griggs, Geeks + Gamers) I need to know!

  4. We have a challenge to EIDOS. In Tomb Raider III, create a storyline in which Lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lara Croft still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lara's character more meaningful.

  5. Trouble with the trolley, eh?

  6. Get me a sandwich.

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Do not forget my name.

  7. Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein. 

    1. HawkbitAlpha


      A cheetah so giant, in fact, that it seemingly dwarfs a literal tank in size

  8. Like and share this status if you are 420 (adult who still watches cartoons) and proud of it. 

  9. And you may find yourself in a SpongeBob forum. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      oh hey, this got me the Status Updater badge

    2. 4EverGreen


      And you may tell yourself, this is not my large automobile. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Hey, where am I going?!"

  10. breaking news: ajr still sucks


    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      AND, I kid you not, the single cover art looks like this:

      The DJ Is Crying For Help - Single by AJR | Spotify

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward


      an audacy classic

  11. You see, Mr. Delicious is, well, a little...over-extended. Perhaps the Rax executives aren't paying him enough to compromise his integrity. On the other hand, you can't eat integrity, but you certainly can eat a hearty roast beef sandwich for 99 cents.

  12. @President Squidward

    Today is the last week of tracking for all 2022 charts, so I think it's already a good time show my top 10/bottom 10 for the Alternative Airplay chart and I figured you'd be interested.

    My bottom 10 Alternative Airplay songs for 2022:
    1. "i hope ur miserable until ur dead" - Nessa Barrett
    2. "Toxic" - BoyWithUke
    3. "Planet Zero" - Shinedown
    4. "Abcdefu" - GAYLE
    5. "Sick of U" - BoyWithUke featuring Oliver Tree
    6. "Voices in My Head" - Falling in Reverse
    7. "papercuts" - Machine Gun Kelly
    8. "WHERE WE ARE" - The Lumineers
    9. "Kill the Noise" - Papa Roach
    10. "MAMMAMIA" - Maneskin

    My top 10 Alternative Airplay songs for 2022:
    1. "Seventeen Going Under" - Sam Fender
    2. "Running Up That Hill" - Kate Bush
    3. "Tek It" - Cafune
    4. "Something Loud" - Jimmy Eat World
    5. "MYSTERY" - Turnstile
    6. "Scared Together" - Silversun Pickups
    7. "What's the Trick?" - Jack White
    8. "My Love" - Florence + the Machine
    9. "Black Summer" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
    10. "The Foundations of Decay" - My Chemical Romance

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Nice list! Is there a full alternative chart for the year end coming or maybe I could look at what appeared all throughout the airplay charts and do my own ranking as a topic.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I have an Excel sheet for each year of the Alternative charts from 2000 to now, including 2022, but the data for this year is not complete since BDSradio merged with Mediabase, making data for the last two weeks of the Alternative Airplay chart is not available, as far as I'm concerned.

  13. The SpongeBob Community. You can post here.

  14. R.I.P. Jim Morrison

    Died from a brick on through the other side of his head.

  15. "Steel started out as a member of tv.com who joined on September 11, 2007"

    15 years, oh my god

  16. I believe in the Boogeyman.

  17. I don't believe in the Boogeyman.

  18. Happy Guru Gakuto day to all. I haven't gotten any word about the presence of Doodle Darkness, but with the crazy stuff that's happening in the world right now, the return of DoodleBob could still be a possibility.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      also shameless plug but read my newest GG riffs on CBC3.

  19. tell yoshi bedtime story now

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to get the worm...or is it the bagel?

  20. breaking news ajr still sucks


    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward


  21. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days. It's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.

  22. Man, Splinter didn't have to go that hard on the national anthem.

  23. I say this as a very loyal Muse fan - this sucks:


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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      God when I first heard this song on my Spotify, I angrily got made for how loud it was in its mixing. Its also shit I agree lmao, and I've been able to tolerate and even like muse past 2009.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      *mad but you know what I mean lol

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      the will of the people the weirder the people the wilma the people the will of the peep hole oh my god please stop muse, you're so much better than this.

  24. and i'm kanye west

  25. Pointless but also mind-blowing fact: Did you know that the production work for the two most recent albums by Machine Gun Kelly, who has been constantly accused of "ripping off blink-182," are both spearheaded by Travis Barker, who is...wait for it, the drummer for blink-182? 

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      People don't know this? Lmao

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I think most of them actually do but they also don't have the heart to admit that their top 5/10/20/50 drummer of all-time is a one-trick pony as a pop-punk producer, and with the general public still bludgeoning their opinion of MGK being "the worst thing ever," it makes sense that they'd just scapegoat him for even reasons that aren't logically true.

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