Guest Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 So basically this is a lit about pretty much an SBC version of the show "Under the Dome". I have never actually seen the show, but I know it's basically about the residents of a town trying to survive under a dome that blocks them off from the rest of society. So I'm gonna write a version with SBC members. SBC will be a town, and the residents will be members. PREMIERES SATURDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Sounds interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Should just call it "Survival of the Idiots" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 SBC THE DOME BEGINS Season 1 1: The Beginning (We see rev up those fryers in a hotel) rev: Ah, I think I've had enough SBM for now. Time to go to SBC again. (rev walks to the lobby) rev: I'll check out now. ssj: You can't. You're a member here. rev: Oh yeah. I forgot. Whatever, I'll come back later. ssj: Members these days, yeesh. (cut to SBC) rev: Ah, SBC. The other place. The place of all places. So appealing. So- CNF: Do you mind? rev: Uh, sorry. Aquatic Nuggets: SBC, all of SBC, something very bad is happening. Leave SBC now. I have got reports of viruses invading and the host keeps giving 404 errors. The ESB and SBFW links are no longer on the SBU page. I STRONGLY URGE YOU TO LEAVE NOW. jjs: I can't do that! I work here! Nuggets: JUST LEAVE! ALL OF YOU! teenj: Actually I want to stay but- (Half of SBC starts to get covered by a giant dome) BobSponge PantsSquare: See ya. I'm going to SBM now. imrustyokay: Me too. mightymaxvspollypocket: and me too. ooooooofy: and me (only a tiny crack is still open) voice from far away: WAIT! NOOO! (dome shuts) rev: Of course when I go to SBC, this happens. Nuggets: Well, you didn't listen and now we're all stuck here. Forever. Halibut: Who's still here? Nuggets: A long list. jjs, Sauce Mama, Halibut, BeachBob95, Blastronaut, Bubblerock, Butters, Chrdrenkmann, TheOpenWindowManiac, crushingmayhem, Steel_Sponge, Santa Dog, Takhomask, spongeboblover, E.V.I.L., EVSPONGEFAN, Hayden, Garnet, Jack Spicer, Wumbo, teenj, Clappy, Fat Lenny, CNF, LeedleLeedleLeedleLee, Man Ray, Metal Snake, Mark Chang, hilaryfan80, NegiSpongie, Old Man Jenkins, PeidaBarry, Person, JCM, Cha, rev, Doctor Sex, sbnator20, SOF, terminoob, ThatSpongeBoy, Trophy, tvguy347, Weasel, William Leonard and me. Halibut: Wow, that's a lot more than I expected. SOF: But how will we survive, if the resources to survive are out of SBC? Nuggets: That I cannot answer. rev: Oh no. I'm doomed. EPISODE 2 COMING NEXT SATURDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 bump I noticed I made this...I feel like I shouldn't abandon it, but I don't know if anyone really cares. So, since the poll isn't working, here are the options: YAYAYAYAYAYA YA sure mebbe newp lolno EW NO who cares voat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 sure. The spin-off/literature thread could use a bit more love at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Preview for episode 2: Leedle: It can't be the only one! IT CANT! rev: Why is that bad? Leedle: It sucks. rev: No it doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. (We cut to Spongebob in the KK) Mr. Krabs: What's the hold up boy? Spongebob: I have the strangest feeling that two forum members somewhere are fighting over a good episode of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 More please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 More please!Dont worry, a new episode is coming out on Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I'm sorry but it has been delayed until tomorrow. The good news is, next week you get TWO new episodes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Sorry for such a delay on episode production, BUT HERE IT IS! 2: SpongeBob Survival rev: So...now that we're trapped...what do we do? Halibut: We could go to SpongeCraft... hilaryfan80 (over a speaker): Announcement: SpongeCraft is trapped outside the dome so it is unavailable to us. Halibut: Okay, we could do SBC Music- hilaryfan80 (over speaker): SBC Music is also permanently broken. Halibut: Well, I got nothing. See ya. (Halibut walks away) rev: Wait! This forum is about SpongeBob, so, is there any episodes we could watch? jjs: There is that old thread which had the available free episode list. We could see what's left. rev: Great! But where is it? jjs: Somewhere in Takin' Out The Trash. (We cut to rev at the dump) rev: This place stinks. Literally. OMLJ: BAD JOKE FTW rev: Whatever. Time to go dumpster diving! (rev jumps in to the pile of trash) Narrator: A little while later... rev: Welp! I got the thread! Leedle: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? Peeyew! Anyways, what do you have here? rev: This is all the episodes that we can watch. Leedle: Aren't we in one? (points to camera) rev: SSH! DON'T JINX IT! (the two run away) Leedle: Okay, what do we have, for real? rev: Seems there's only one. Leedle: Which one? pleasedontbeoralreportpleasedontbeoralreportpleasedontbeoralreport rev: It's Oral Report. Leedle: It can't be the only one! IT CANT! rev: Why is that bad? Leedle: It sucks. rev: No it doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. (We cut to real Spongebob in the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs: What's the hold up boy? Spongebob: I have the strangest feeling that two forum members somewhere are fighting over a good episode of me... (We cut back to rev and Leedle) rev: Doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Doesn't. Leedle: Does. rev: Look, it's not even that bad! Leedle: PUT THAT THING AWAY! ITS AN AWFUL ABOMINATION! KILL IT WITH FIRE! rev: I really don't see what you're talking about. Leedle: I DONT SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! (Leedle starts running around the streets maniacally) rev: Well....that escalated quickly. Leedle: WHSHXHSYAYAJSIDUSHSJFIDUSHSJOSUSUAJASDFMOVIEBLOGREVIEWSKDOSPSAOAWSSAQ E.V.I.L.: chill down and have some llama fresh nutella nobody goes to SBC for SB anymore Leedle: YOU DONT GET IT! I OWN A BEAVER! PatBack: Wait, there's only one episode left? Is it The Splinter? Leedle: Eh, at least it's not Oral Report. Steel: Duuuuude, like, chill mang, it's just a cartoon. person: cartoons > you Leedle: WUOSNGSSUAAHBSOSHWPAAHHSAJBIGBEAVERBONESILKEDJL (Leedle crashes into a giant lit building and falls unconscious) Nuggets: THE POWER OF MY SKODWARDE EPISODES Clappy: Then why don't you make more? Nuggets: Well...er....uh...GEORGE, THEY'RE ONTO US! CNF: Let's get out of here! (Nuggets rides CNF off into the sunset) rev: Well, I guess this place can be interesting after all. (A giant THE END pops on the screen and crushes everyone) End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Liked that episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 3: Store Wars rev: I'm bored. Maybe I should go to the store. Sauce: The store has candy! rev: So? Sauce: It reminds me of candy mountain! rev: What does that have to do with anything- (rev starts floating up in the air) rev: I don't like where this is going... Sauce: Oh! When you're down and looking for some cheering up Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things Oh so many things that will brighten up your day It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town It's the mecca of love, the candy cave They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band Candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground Turn around It astounds! It's a dancing candy tree In the candy cave imagination runs so free So now rev, please will you go into the cave (Sauce randomly explodes and a giant candy cave appears) rev: So...it does exist. Man Ray: Is there a shortage on store items. rev: What? Actually, come to think of it, I should get a name change. Man Ray: Me too. rev: ... So I'm buying one. (An announcement comes over the SBC intercom) hilaryfan80: Annoucement: There is only one name change left in the entire dome. (rev and Man Ray stare at each other, then start racing to the store) rev: MY NAME CHANGE Man Ray: MIEN rev: NOEP (rev sets up a rope trap and hangs down Man Ray) rev: HAHAHA! I SHALL GET IT NOW- (rev crashes into a brick wall) Man Ray: NOW I KNOW! YOU'RE A LIAR- (Man Ray falls into a hole and rev swings over him on a vine) rev: Nice try, but- (Man ray cuts the vine and rev falls) Man Ray: You're funny. (The two crash into the store) rev: OUCH ThatSpongeBoy: COUCH SOF: nice place ya got here (rev and Man Ray both run inside) rev and Man Ray: I want the name change! hilaryfan80: Looks like you both want the name change. We'll have to settle this the easy way. hilaryfan80: Eenie, meanie, miney-Fuck it (hilaryfan80 puts the name change in a paper shredder) Man Ray: Well...it is fair... rev: REVENGE SHALL BE AVENGED OF PATRICKHENGE Supmandude: Starring Chuck E. Cheese as Snoop Dogg's daughter! THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 4: Episode Boxing rev: Yay. A new SB episode for the first time in whatever days. Leedle: A NEW EPISODE? WE COULD GET IT AND KILL ORAL REPORT! MUAHAHAHA rev: But...I like Oral Report. Leedle: die rev: Anyway...how are we gonna get it if the cable tower is over there? Leedle: We have 4 hours to build a cable box TO DESTROY ORAL REPO- rev: yeah I knew you would say that (rev picks up an empty box) rev: Maybe...who created the 8-Bit skin? JCM: I did. (puts on sunglasses) Deal with it. rev: Okay! You know enough about coding for this. Make this into a box, pls. Bubblerock: gooby pls rev: Calvin y u do dis Bubblerock: rev pls Narrator: 4 HOURS LATER E.V.I.L.: Wait...who said that..? rev: INTERIOR CROCODILE NARRATOR Bubblerock: does not compute (Bubblerock dies) rev: wtf JCM: Here's your cable box! In the style of the 8-Bit skin! rev: Thanks! JCM: Your welcome. spongeboblover: BUT WAIT! THE SKIN IS BUGGY! rev: SSH! The episode is airing! (The episode starts) Mr. Krabs: I WON'T PUT U- Patrick: DONUTS SpongeBob: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? EHEHEHEHEHEHEH- Patchy: GET OFF MY LAWN Potty: you suck Sandy: since is kewl (We see everyone, mouth agape, watching it) rev: WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST WATCH Leedle: Still better than Oral Report. Weasel: wat just happen JCM: Uh, well, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING (JCM cuts opens everyone's brains and replaces them with other brains) JCM: destroy the witnesses (JCM laughs maniacally as he is holding doll versions of all the characters that saw Yeti Krabs) E.V.I.L.: uh JCM: TELL NO ONE (E.V.I.L. slowly backs away and then starts to run away) JCM: This day never happened. IT NEVER DID i just made this to pass time waiting for Yeti Krabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I loved that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 5: Rev Goes 4D 4D-Revision: NOW IN 4D Nuggets: k Wumbo: Next billboard year-end chart year is- 4D-Revision: make it 4D Wumbo: k 4D-Revision: is it in 4D E.V.I.L.: k Clock: YOULL SEE WHAT TIME DOES TO YOUR APPEARANCE 4D-Revision: Unless you're in 4D. (Everyone slowly melts to their death except 4D) Clock: Now I'm sure you'll be fine, but at one point, everyone runs out of time... (Everyone dies except 4D) 4D: unless your 4D (beat) Halibut: BUY VALTREX ONLINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I love that episode!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 anyone wanna guest write an episode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 anyone wanna guest write an episode? I want to! Just tell me when I can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Sorry for being late but here it is: 6: To Hell And Back (E.V.I.L. is walking along, but bumps into an elevator) E.V.I.L.: Hey...it's an elevator? Where does it go? Nuggets: It goes down, deep, into topic hell. We call it "Takin' Out The Trash". E.V.I.L.: This is gonna be lulzy. (E.V.I.L. goes in the elevator, and it goes down deep until it hits the bottom) E.V.I.L.: Wow, this place is interesting. jjs: Welcome to topic hell! Where you can look at any old, horrible topic that got sent here for it's horribleness! E.V.I.L.: What if you want to bring one back? jjs: You can't. That's illegal and will send you in prison. Now, step on in! (E.V.I.L. is about to walk in but jjs stops him) jjs: There's an admission fee. E.V.I.L.: *sigh* Here ya go. (E.V.I.L. gives jjs a couple coins and walks in) jjs: Wait! You're one cent short! (We cut to E.V.I.L. inside) E.V.I.L.: Wow. These topics are great. (E.V.I.L pulls this topic out: http://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/topic/4095-spongebob/) E.V.I.L.: Oh my god this topic is bae <3 I'm taking this out! (E.V.I.L. walks outside) jjs: Hey, where are you go-STOP! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT! (A red light flashes on) E.V.I.L.: Gah! Elevator, work! (E.V.I.L presses the elevator button and runs in) (The elevator slowly goes up) jjs: GO UP THE FIRE STAIRS! (A bunch of men start coming up the stairs) (We cut back to E.V.I.L. in the elevator) Elevator Music: DA DA DEE, YOU AND MEEEEE... E.V.I.L.: GO FASTER! (E.V.I.L pops out of the elevator) (The men come out the stairs) (Nuggets puts on an army helmet) Nuggets: Yep, looks like another flame war. (E.V.I.L. is being chased) E.V.I.L.: Uh...catch! (E.V.I.L. throws the topic at Man Ray) Man Ray: What? (The topic crushes Man Ray) Man Ray: ouch.... (The men come up to Man Ray) Men: You were the one who stole the topic! That's jail for a year! Man Ray: But...I didn't...do it... (Man Ray gets dragged away) rev: Wow. Considering how I'm such a plot device in this show, I'm surprised the topic didn't get thrown at me. Man Ray: Fuck...you...E.V.I.L.... (Man Ray is thrown into the jail car) The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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