SBC: The Dome

[Bang Bang]

I really loved the episode. And me getting thrown in jail!

Edited May 30, 2016 by jjsthekid

[Guest]

We've got some good episodes coming up including an MLG episode, a guest written episode by Man Ray, and a two-part season finale. Get hype!

[Guest]

Here's a guest written episode by Man Ray that he couldn't post since he was busy:

"The Big Fight."

JJS: Man I love being owner of SBC.

Nuggets: Can I be owner?

hilaryfan80: No can I?

JJS: No I am owner of SBC ever since TB stepped down.

Nuggets: No fair!

hilaryfan80: Are you sure you don't want to quit.

JCM: Hey I have an idea ya can fight for being the owner.

OMJ: Yeah just like in my Community Death Match!

JJS: Sure.

OMJ: The follwing contest is to be the owner of SBC. First is JJS, now Nuggets, and last hilaryfan80!!! Let the fight begin.

JJS: I will still be ow-

hilaryfan80 punches JJS out of the ring.

Nuggets: Wow. That is good. But not as good as this. *Jumps into the air and lands on hilaryfan80*.

Clappy: Is it to late to place the vote on who is going win?

Rev: We can vote?

Clappy: Or can we?

JJS: *Throws hilaryfan80 out of the ring and kicks Nuggets down and wins the match.

OMJ: And your winner is JJS! STill the owner of SBC!

Terminbob: Nope. I am the ex-owner and I now make Nuggets the owner!

Nuggets: YES!

JJS: NO!

OMJ: And the new owner is Nuggets!!!

JJS: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cha comes out of the bathroom.

Cha: What did I miss?

[Guest]

8: The User Centipede

(We see the forums, in a regular and normal day)

rev (narrating): IT IS ALL BUT A NORMAL DAY.

Man Ray: wat

Voice from the Heavens: YOURE WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK

Tracy Rigglesbee: A CHANGE IN STRATEGY

(Tracy throws rev in a machine)

Man Ray: Uh... *slowly backs away*

(A giant centipede falls out of the machine)

Man Ray: W-What's going on?

Centipede: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL

(We see a bloody gross-up close-up of the deformed centipede)

Man Ray: AAAAAH!

(The centipede starts chasing Man Ray out of the scene)

(rev walks by)

rev: Well that was odd.

(rev walks away)

(We cut back to Man Ray)

Man Ray: HELP!

Cha Daddy: he has your peanut butter

E.V.I.L.: well he has your jelly

Centipede: YUM YUM EAT EM UP

(The centipede eats all of SBC)

Mr. Krabs: double the toppings

[Guest]

Tomorrow is part one of an epic two part SBC: The Dome season 1 finale! Part 2 airs on Sunday. GET HYPED.

[Guest]

Shit, I forgot. I'll post it later.

[Guest]

Here's the season finale in time for SOF 5! Season finale part 1, late but finally here! Second part will be up tomorrow.

Terrorist of the Dome

(We open to a hidden fort in the middle of the desert)

Guy 1: We shall strike tomorrow, 10:00 AM.

Mexican Guy: Qué?

Guy 1: *sigh* Estamos siendo TERRORISTAS , y matando UN FORO PARA NUESTRA ENTRETENIMIENTO!

Mexican Guy: Todavía no lo entiendo.

Guy 1: CABRON!

(The Mexican guy runs away crying)

Guy 1: Why did I ever hire a person that doesn't even speak my language to be my co-terrorist? Oh yeah, if you want to figure out what that conversation was, you've got tons of tools at your service...because it might give spoilers of my terrorism...goddammit. I just ruined it. Why do I keep breaking the fourth wall? Anyway, at 10:00 AM tomorrow I'll bomb this forum you call SBC. Hehe.

(We cut to SBC, the next morning)

rev: I feel as if something anticlimactic is going to happen this episode.

Halibut: Me too. I can feel it in the air.

(silence)

(A bomb drops to hit the dome, but it just slides off the dome and we see the terrorist from earlier in a plane)

Terrorist: WHAT? THEY HAVE A DOME?

rev: Hey! I was right!

Halibut: I said something anticlimactic is going to happen first.

rev: No you didn't! I did it first!

Halibut: No I did!

rev: No, I did!

(Hal bites rev)

rev: WAAAAH HE BIT ME

Hal: BUT HE WAS BEING A MEANIE

(We cut back to the terrorist)

Terrorist: I must take extreme measures.

(The terrorist walks up to a guy from Iran)

Terrorist: Give me all your nukes.

Guy From Iran: k

(Guy From Iran gives the terrorist 10,000 nukes)

Terrorist: thx

(The terrorist bombs the dome, causing one tiny crack)

rev: LOOK THERES HOPE

rev: WE CAN ESCAPE

(The entire town starts cheering)

jjs: I WILL SAVE US WITH MY PLUNGER GUN

(jjs launches a plunger gun onto the crack. jjs pulls the gun back which causes the crack to open, destroying the dome)

Everyone: WE'RE FREE!

(Everyone starts partying. A bar magically appears and everyone gets drunk as disco music starts playing with confetti flying everywhere)

rev: WOO! WHAT A PARTY-

(rev conks out and falls asleep)

(we see rev wake up from his POV)

Rev: That was one helluva party, people!

jjs: I know, right?

rev: Yeah, who's with me?

(silence)

(We see that rev and jjs are the only ones in all of SBC)

rev: jjs...WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2

[Guest]

Here it is: the season 1 finale! Enjoy

10: This is the Place

PREVIOUSLY ON SBC: THE DOME...

rev: WAAAAH HE BIT ME

Terrorist: I must take extreme measures.

rev: WE CAN ESCAPE

Everyone: WE'RE FREE!

(We see in big Star Wars letters "SBC: The Dome" and then as it flies into the distance we see "THIS IS THE PLACE" and then this scrolls down: "Previously, a terrorist planned to destroy SBC. He actually managed to sift through the dome, causing everyone to be free and party insanely. When rev wakes up, he finds that he and jjs are the only ones left in SBC, and have to get the members back and rebuild SBC. Fuck, this credit thing sounds stupid. I mean this is really cheesy. Not to mention that the creator forced in a Red Hot Chili Peppers song as the title when the working title was 10x better. Read the wiki before he changes it. Goddamn, let's just start the episode already.")

(we see rev wake up from his POV)

Rev: That was one helluva party, people!

jjs: I know, right?

rev: Yeah, who's with me?

(silence)

(We see that rev and jjs are the only ones in all of SBC)

rev: jjs...WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

(We see Cha, covered in blood stains, limping over to jjs and rev)

Cha: You guys...left the party...before the killer...

jjs: Wait...what killer?

Cha: hilaryfan80 told everyone to leave when he saw a mysterious spot on the radar. Everyone except me, Nuggets, Steel, and Sauce left. It was a bad idea to stay. A man in a black cloak came in and blacked out the lights. I ran out but they others might have been...killed...

jjs: WHAT?! This is not good. Where is everyone else?

Cha: I have no idea. Everything in the area got wiped out sending all the members into random spots in the desert.

rev: Then let's find them.

Cha: Are you crazy? It would take 2 years to find everyone!

jjs: Not if the dome has anything to say about it.

(A giant dome rises over the entire desert)

rev: *sigh* There goes freedom.

jjs: Don't worry, I have the remote.

(A bunch of members come running to rev, Cha, and jjs)

Members: GUYS! THE DOME'S BACK!

jjs, rev and Cha: We know.

Members: Oh.

rev: That's everyone...except...the ones that didn't make it.

(we see a hollow body walk in from the distance)

Nuggets: Not true.

(Everyone gasps)

Wumbo: You're alive?

Nuggets: Everyone is.

(Steel and Sauce walk out)

Steel: He made a deal to wipe out SBC and let us live...if we want the forum back we have to kill him.

Man Ray: I guess we could start from scratch.

Milkmaidman: I'll start building the spin-off factory.

rev: No.

Man Ray: Whaddya mean, no?

rev: I'm going to take this man down. I want my forum back.

(Everyone gasps)

Trophy: rip rev

jjs: Here...I'll open the dome for you.

(rev leaves the dome)

rev: Killer, show yourself. I want to take you down.

(A man in a black cloak comes by)

Man: Take me do-

(rev kicks the man down and stabs him, grabbing his neck)

Man: ok fine you can have your forum back just plz don't hurt me

(We cut to later in SBC)

jjs: I don't know how you did it, but thank god our forum is back!

rev: I literally did nothing at all, but whatever. Hey, can you shut the dome now?

jjs: Sure thing.

(Nothing happens)

jjs: I think it's out of batteries.

rev: Can't you just get new batteries?

jjs: The battery store is 5 miles outside the dome.

(rev facepalms)

THE END

I hope you liked my season finale. I sure didn't, I could do like 10x better with my finale Jk, I spent a while writing this. Mostly because I was lazy and just wanted to end it but had writers block so rushed it slowly. Whatever that means.

Anyway, I'm gonna take a break from writing for the month of June. New episodes will come back in July. Also, I need one more writer on the show with me. It's hard to do a one man band.

[Guest]

So uh

If we want this to continue we need another writer by August 7

EDIT: Nevermind. I've renewed Season 2 for 10 episodes. 7 to air one day a week to the end of the series.

EDIT 2: actually it could be 20 episodes if we get another writer (I'll write 12, the writer will write 8)

[Guest]

SEASON 2 PREMIERE WOW SO AMAZING

11: Stock Plumber

(We see a normal day in SBC)

rev: Ah, a normal day! Why don't I see the stocks because WHY THE HELL NOT!?

(rev checks the stocks)

rev: Wow, everything's going down. If the stock market crashes, I'll be doomed! I can't pay any more for my profile rent!

(Suddenly the stock market goes black)

rev: Uh-oh.

Landlord: The rent has been raised to 1337 doubloons per month.

rev: I can't pay that! That's what I make I'm a year!

Landlord: Well, then, here's a box. Make yourself at home.

rev: Wait! But my prof-

Landlord: RENTING USED PROFILE!

rev: How could this happen? I'm-I'm-I'm a hobo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hal: deal with it kid, everyone is. except that rich guy terminoob.

rev: Oh yeah, you mean my landlord?

Hal: he's everyone's landlord.

rev: Huh?

Hal: he bought this town from some old domain company. HE OWNS EVERYTHING.

rev: I thought jjs owns everything?

Hal: jjs is the president. not the owner.

rev: Oh. So why is he rich when everyone else is hobos?

Hal: He hacked the stock market.

rev: He WHAT?

Hal: No use trying to take him out of his power. He's practically a monarch.

rev: But I thought this site is a democracy?

Hal: Oh yeah.

(We cut to the court of SBC)

jjs: Terminoob is banned.

(Terminoob dies)

rev: Yay, things are back to normal!

RL rev: I can't think of any funny lines to close this episode so I'm just gonna abruptly end it here!

rev: Wha-

(Cut to black)

[Guest]

12. Nightmare (based on a real nightmare)

(We open to a normal day in the dome)

rev: Vacation time!

E.V.I.L.: There's nowhere to go outside the dome.

rev: I CAN STILL STAY AT FANCY HOTELS IF I WANT TO

(We cut to a fancy hotel)

rev: Okay, I'm guest rev up those fryers. Can I check in?

Hotel guy: Actually, this is check out time. You still have to wait an hour.

(rev sighs)

(We see rev on a couch, bored, lying down, sideways, upside down and on the floor)

rev: Hey, maybe I can sneak into someone who's checked out's room!

(rev walks down the hallways and finds a maid cart)

rev: Free keys!

(rev steals a key, and tries to use it to open the door, but the door goes red)

rev: What the? Rejected?

(rev kicks the door down)

rev: I won't take no for an answer.

Voice: Who's there?

rev: Who's that?

(silence)

rev: Is it in the bathroom?

(rev opens the bathroom door, but no one is there)

rev: Heh, probably just someone in the other room.

(rev turns the TV on)

Voice: Get out of my room, creep!

rev: Okay, now things are starting to get weird.

(rev hears a scream from outside)

rev: Huh?

(rev opens the door and sees several maid corpses outside)

rev: Uh...this isn't happening...

Voice: OH YES IT IS.

(rev looks out the window and sees a bunch of people running out of the hotel screaming)

(rev starts rapidly sweating)

(we see a creepy smile in the dark)

rev: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

(rev jumps out the window)

rev: AAAAAAAAAAH!

(as soon as rev is about to land, we see him wake up in bed, his heart beating loudly)

rev: Thank god it was just a nightmare.

(we see the creepy smile in the dark)

[Guest]

13. Camp Crap

Voice From The Heavens: THANKS FOR COMING TO CAMP

rev: I never agreed to this

Nuggets: QUICK GET IN THE WATER

(Nuggets pushes rev in the water)

rev: What was that for?

Nuggets: Challenge one. Defeat the nuggets.

rev: HEY LOOK A BATTERY

Nuggets: WHERE

(rev throws a bomb at Nuggets)

(Nuggets explodes)

Nuggets: I meant the Chicken McNuggets, not me!

rev: oops

Voice From Heavens: YOU'RE WINNER

rev: Wait, that's it?

Voice From Heavens: GO HOME LITTLE BOY

rev: NO THIS IS BARELY A CAMP

Voice From Heavens: GO HOME LITTLE BOY

rev: THIS CAMP IS FUCKING STUPID

Voice From Heavens: GO HoMe LiTtLE bOY

(Your computer glitches out and crashes)

[Guest]

SBC: The Dome premiere week begins!

14. Nightlife

(We open to the desolate streets of SBC at night)

Narrator: Midnight. SBC's least active hour.

(We see a shadowy figure walk out of a house. This shadowy figure reveals to be E.V.I.L.)

E.V.I.L.: Come on, weatherman, please be right, please please please!

(Nothing happens)

E.V.I.L: PLEASE!

(A snowflake falls)

E.V.I.L: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(It starts snowing)

(Montage of E.V.I.L. snowshoeing, snowmobiling, bobsledding, skiing, snowboarding, playing hockey, curling, sledding, making snow angels and fatbiking)

E.V.I.L: What a great night! Snow makes the world so much better! The snow feels like a mattress! Love...snow...love...snow...love...snow...

(We cut to E.V.I.L. in a mental asylum)

E.V.I.L: Love...snow...love...snow...

(E.V.I.L. laughs maniacally)

okay so the episode is a bit dark but I kept accidentally deleting it when I was writing it so I rushed it

[Guest]

15: Dog Days

(We see the sun)

Narrator: Ah, the sun. In the winter, SBC loves it. In the summer, SBC hates it.

(We see the city)

(Everyone is super hot. E.V.I.L. is crying, rev is sweating waterfalls, Halibut is melting, Leedle is frying like an egg)

rev: Today was so hot...it burned all the AC...

Leedle: I'm literally baking here.

rev: Ice...bath...

(rev jumps in an ice bath, but the sun burns on it, causing it to melt)

rev: COME ON! IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN COOL OFF HERE?

Halibut: drown in water then you'll be cooled off)

(We cut to the beach, but there is no water)

rev: Is there any water anywhere?

jjs: There's that waterfall outside the dome!

rev: You know what? Don't even mention the dome.

(We cut to the streets)

rev: How much longer is this day?

Trophy: I don't know. All the clocks burned.

rev: What about the sun dial?

Trophy: That quit it's job because it was so hot.

rev: BUT THATS NOT EVEN A SENTIENT BEING

(The sun dial puts on sunglasses)

Sun Dial: DEAL WITH IT

(The sunglasses burn)

Sun Dial: Er...nevermind.

(The sun dial runs away)

rev: HOW CAN I GET COLD?

(rev walks back and forth on the street, and stubs his toe on the sewer door)

rev: OW! CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WOR-Hey there's sewage water under here)

(rev jumps in the sewers)

Narrator: The following scenes of this episode are so disgusting we just cut them out so we wouldn't get ranted on by internet reviewers. Thanks for your patience and enjoy this image of a bagel for the remaining alloted time of this episode.

(We see an image of a bagel)

[Guest]

Sorry about forgetting. For this, I'll give you two episodes today!

16: Up In Smoke

(We open to jjs watching TV)

News Reporter: A giant fire just outside of SBC has hit that burnt everyone outside of SBC. Fortunately, SBC is stuck underneath a do,e, so they will only be experiencing a minor smoke storm.

jjs: Huh. And I thought it was rev's popcorn fiasco from last night.

(Flashback)

rev: Okay guys, the popcorn's ready! Help yourself, we've got plenty.

jjs: Shouldn't you turn the microwave off?

rev: Oh yeah, I'll do that in a minute.

Narrator: 3 hours later...

(The microwave explodes)

jjs: Jeez, it's way too smoky in here!

rev: Okay, maybe i should've turn the microwave off.

(Flashback ends)

jjs: How smoky could it be?

(jjs walks outside, and sniffs the air, and his facial expression becomes very bad looking)

jjs: OH MY GAWD

(jjs runs to the store)

Cashier: How may I help-

jjs: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

(jjs gives the person money and runs off with a bunch of beer)

(jjs walks into his house and breathes in)

jjs: What would I do without you, air conditioner.

Air Conditioner: YOU WOULD DIE

jjs: Okay! Time to sit on the couch and not move for several weeks!

Narrator: Several weeks later...

(We cut to rev knocking on jjs' door)

rev: Hm, he doesn't seem to be here.

(rev looks in the window and sees a creepy deformed hag as jjs)

rev: OH GOD I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT FINE ILL USE SOMEONE ELSE'S MICROWAVE OH JEEZ THIS SHOULD BE MATURE NOT PG-13 LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Epilogue:

E.V.I.L: Ooh, a TV dinner!

rev: NOT FOR YOU

[Guest]

17: Buckle Down Kids

(We see rev in the backseat of a car)

rev: Where am I?

Anthony Kiedis (offscreen): DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! I WANTED MEN, NOT MICE

rev: Who are you?

(Anthony Kiedis turns around and reveals to be this guy:

https://www.thesbcommunity.com/uploads/photobucket/7deffcecd0e554d08d0e0ecf531dd38f.)

rev: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!

Anthony Kiedis: BUCKLE DOWN THERE'S A HILL

rev: POLICE! POLICE! POLICE!

Thom Yorke: YOU CAN SCREAM AND SHOUT BUT THERE'S NO WAY OUT

Jack White: NOW LET'S BUILD A HOME

rev: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

The three: WE ARE THE LEAD SINGER ALLIANCE!

rev: WHY AM I-

Narrator: LEAD SINGER REFERENCES! 666 WORDS! PEA SOUP! SANDY IS A BOY

rev: what

(The screen explodes)

Epilogue:

Anthony Kieids: LETS GET IT ON WITH THE ALLIGATOR HATERS

[Guest]

18: Dome Sharks

(We see Leedle walking down the street)

Leedle: What a great day! No Oral Report in sight!

(A shark falls on the dome)

Leedle: What?

(Another shark falls on the dome)

Leedle: SHARKS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY! EVERYBODY PANIC!

Hayden: Everybody calm down. They're just filming Sharknado 4.20. With a little video editing, the dome looks like a giant tornado.

Leedle: Oh. Well that's annoying.

(We cut to later in the day)

Halibut: Am I the only one who's annoyed about those sharks?

Leedle: No. They're blocking the sun.

(Another shark falls on the dome, making the dome go black)

OMJ (unseen, only in black): EVERYONE PANIC! THE SKY IS FALLING IN!

(Everyone starts panicking, unseen)

Leedle (unseen): EVERYONE CALM DOWN ITS JUST SHARKNADO 4.20!

Everyone: Oh.

Narrator: Many weeks later...

jjs: Announcement to SBC citizens, we all get free tickets to Sharknado 4.20, as we were used in the cast!

Wumbo: Sharknado sucks tho

jjs: You don't have to come, you know.

(We cut to SBC at the movies)

Leedle: Wow, this movie sucks.

Halibut: I know, right? Let's go watch Shaun the Sheep.

(Leedle and Halibut walk out)

BeanoSponge: US: 0-UK: 1

(BeanoSponge winks and the episode fades to black)

[Guest]

19: Dome Crawlers

(We see SOF walking down the street)

SOF: ah a normal da-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

(We see a demented spider monster on top of the dome. The same picture is just frozen for about 5 minutes)

jjs: THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

(We see two of the spiders for another 5 minutes)

tvguy: Hey, they're gone!

rev: I guess we were all panicked for nothing.

tvguy: Yeah,

rev: Hey, Frozen sucks-AAAAAAAAH

(The spider monsters jump on rev)

[Guest]

FINALE

20: Do Not Bang On Glass

(We see a normal day in SBC)

rev: Happy gorilla day everyone!

Nuggets: gorilla day what

rev: Yeah, October 9, gorilla day!

Nuggets: OH SHIT THIS IS THE DAY THAT GORILLA TRIES TO MAUL US YEARLY

rev: What goril-

(A giant fist crushes through the dome)

rev: Nothing has ever penetrated the glass before, besides that nuke...

Nuggets: If he penetrated the glass, he might PENETRATE US

Everyone: AAAAAAAAH

(The screen pauses)

Narrator: What will happen? Will everyone die? Will everyone live? Will everyone get minorly wounded? Find out in the next episode of SBC: The Dome which you won't be able to watch because SBC: The Dome is cancelled.

("WASTED" appears on the screen and your computer explodes)

You: Wow, I never cared for this show. Why am I reading it?

Me: You probably didn't say that in real life. You probably aren't even reading this. I'm controlling people. I'm going insane. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Speed Buggy: YOU SUCK SATAN

[The Lion King]

(JCM cuts opens everyone's brains and replaces them with other brains)

JCM: destroy the witnesses

(JCM laughs maniacally as he is holding doll versions of all the characters that saw Yeti Krabs)

E.V.I.L.: uh

JCM: TELL NO ONE

(E.V.I.L. slowly backs away and then starts to run away)

JCM: This day never happened. IT NEVER DID

oh my