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Enchanted Inventions Land: Sandy is born in Texas and as she travels to Bikini Bottom, she sees the Enchanted Inventions Land. Sandy goes there every month.

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Enchanted Season 6 Land: SpongeBob finds a miracolous enchanted land! Unfortunately, this world turns out to be universally hated by the fans of the other Lands, as it is too gross-out and flanderized to the point where the whole ground is yellow. After watching Season 6 Land Squidward get his toenail ripped off (and promptly vomiting afterwards), he starts a band which disbands 9 minutes later and then he sees Mr. Krabs doing undescriable things to a penny (of which we will not explain because of the fact that this is the Games section.) He then destroys a boat museum and stops Season 6 Land's Plankton Caesar's coliseum scheme and then promptly makes the most unpolite sounds at a symphony.

Then, he becomes average Joe but things soon spiral into Uncanny Valley and then everything turns back to normal but everyone has left Bikini Bottom for the reason that SpongeBob is just too darn annoying. Then he gets a splinter and nearly kills his hand and then season 6 land Squidward makes whistle noises but then he is hospitalized.

Then Patrick and SpongeBob hospitalize themselves following the wise words of Season 6 Larry the Blandster and then proceed to bleach themselves. Then the author gets bored, and SpongeBob finds himself home after the strangest Land encounter ever. Fans rejoice when Season 7 Land comes along.

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Enchanted, Nonexistent Land: SpongeBob doesn't find any new land, since it doesn't exist. Yet a name is given to those objects that exist. But it's called the Enchanted, Nonexistent Land, therefore it can't exist. The person that gave this land such a name must have had seen it. Does it exist? SpongeBob gets a brain overload and explodes into tiny chunks. They recollect all his part in an omnigatherum, and take them to the hospital. The surgeon was shocked, as there was nothing he could do. SpongeBob was dead. “Fuck it! There has to be something you can do,” says Patrick. But SpongeBob was left to die.

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