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So I decided to air the Christmas episode early(by January 13th, you would have all been out of the mood lol) Merry Christmas! :D

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Episode 12 - Christmas on SBC

CNF1: Welcome.

CNF1: Today, we present an Archive of SBC's Christmas Skins and other stuff.

CNF1: Enjoy! :D

Noel Skin:

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Winter Wonderland Skin Pic 1:

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Winter Wonderland Skin Pic 2:

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Xat Logo Goes Santa:

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Xat Christmas Background(Used for A Day):

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Xat Christmas Background(Used All Month Long):

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Wiki Logo:

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Wiki Background:

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CNF1: Welp, that's it!

CNF1: Hope you enjoyed it and we'll see you another day. Good night.

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New episode time! :D

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Episode 11: IJLSA Adventure Movies Shorts

CNF1: Hello and welcome to The Archives of CNF1.

CNF1: Today, I've got a little history lesson on a currently running spin-off: IJLSA Adventure Movies.

CNF1: You may be familiar that recap/sneak peek shorts were in production, to space out the 6 episode series.

CNF1: Only 1 recap was produced and aired.

CNF1: A sneak peek short(the first one actually) was scheduled to air on October 13th, but pulled.

CNF1: It was then rescheduled for October 14th, but pulled again.

CNF1: It was once again rescheduled for November 10th, but once again, it was pulled.

CNF1: Then, 11 days later, it was announced the shorts had been scrapped.

CNF1: And the rest, as they say, is history.

CNF1: Even though the first and only short premiered, we are going to showcase it anyway, as well as how many shorts there were going to be.

CNF1: Enjoy.

Number of Shorts That Were to Be Produced: 10

How Many Were Made: 1

The First and Only Short:

LAST TIME ON IJLSA ADVENTURE MOVIES

Dr. Black: Welcome Scientists to this exciting experiment test of an exciting new invention I have created!

Man Ray: Just give up, you swine. You have no chance of defeating me.

Man Ray then pushes Ernie down into the ocean.

Tim: Help…me…

Ernie: Don’t worry citizen!

*Ernie stuff a bunch of Barnacles down Tim’s throat*

Tim: *breathes* Oh great! Now I’m stuck breathing water!

Ernie: I was only trying to help!

All of the sudden, Tim starts to feel pain inside his body, which is the reaction to the Barnacles shoved inside his throat. He then gains superpowers from the change…and somehow grows a costume with it.

Tim: Wow! I feel like a new man!

Ernie: It must have been the Barnacles!

Tim: Say…that’s a good name! Barnacle Boy!

Ernie: That is a good name!

Tim and Ernie: MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE!

BOT: We’ll see you next week with a Sneak Peek at the 2nd episode of IJLSA Adventure Movies: The Quickster: Fastest Sponge In The Ocean.

CNF1: Thank you for tooning in, and good night. :)

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THE ARCHIVES OF CNF1 SEASON 1 FINALE IS HERE! :D

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Episode 13 - Le Finale

CNF1: Well folks, it's the Season Finale of The Archives of CNF1.

CNF1: We've showed many great things this season.

CNF1: Don't worry, we'll be back in Spring with another season filled with more jewels.

CNF1: But, before we take a break, we'll leave you with one last jewel:

http://sbcommunity.cz.cc/forums/index.php

CNF1: That's the cz.cc SBC site link(Unfornitely, the site is broke now, but there it is if you want to take a look and see what pops up)

CNF1: Thank you for the support through the great first season.

CNF1: We'll see you in Season 2 in Spring! :)

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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Here it is! The Season 2 Premiere of The Archives of CNF1! :D

 

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Episode 14 - Welcome Back Guys! featuring The Comic Book

CNF1: Welcome back to The Archives of CNF1!

CNF1: Nice to see you guys again.

CNF1: Today's subject is The Comic Book

CNF1: Recently scrapped, the show would have been innovative to Spin-Offs and Lits.

CNF1: Unfornitely, the show's delays and lack of interest from the creator lead to its demise.

CNF1: Today, I present the Hosting Segments from the very first episode, straight from the vaults of CNF.

CNF1: Enjoy.

The Comic Book

Episode 1-Fight To The Finish!

Squeakers: Hello, and welcome to THE COMIC BOOK!

Claws: The show where spin-offs and comics collide!

Manager: Hey hey hey boys, you know, since this is a pilot, I thought what better way to start the show off, with some action!

Squeakers: Action?

Manager: Yeah, kids seem to love that stuff.

Squeakers:*whispers to himself* In the 90’s.

Manager: So, get your boxing gloves ready, because Claws here is Wrestling John Cena!

*Tosses boxing gloves to Claws*

Manager: Good luck.

*walks away*

Claws: What just happened?

*faints*

Squeakers: While I go train Claws in the arts of Wrestling, here’s SpongeBob’s Superfriends NOW!

*turns page*

Announcer: WHEN WE COME BACK,­­­_____________________________________ ON THE COMIC BOOK!

Announcer: THE COMIC BOOK!

Squeakers: Welcome Back.

*PUNCH!*

*BANG!*

*POW!*

Claws: Hey, I’m really getting the hang of this Squeakers!

*POW!*

Boxing Bag: Do you mind?

*POW!*

Claws: Ow.

*faints*

Squeakers: This is going to take a while.

Squeakers: In the mean time, here’s ­___________________________________

*turns the page*

Squeakers: Welcome back. How was the short?

*POW!*

Squeakers: Claws is almost  ready to fight against John Cena.

???: Hey Punk!

Claws: JOHN CENA! Oh why?...

*faints*

John Cena: What the heck is wrong with him?

Squeakers: Sigh. While I get him back up for the 3rd time, here’s________________________________

*turns the page*

Announcer: And now for the fight of the century! John Cena vs Claws! They’ll be Fighting To The Finish!

Announcer: And….GO!

*BANG!*

*Claws flies and lands in the crowd*

Squeakers: Oh god. Since this fight won’t be any good, here’s something we hope you really like, ______

*turns the page*

Manager: Well, great fight Claws! Despite you lost, the kids loved it! 2.0 in ratings!

Claws: Grrrr…

*Claws attacks Manager inside a smoke cloud*

Squeakers: Well, that’s all the time we have for today. Join us next time for your favorites, right here, on THE COMIC BOOK!

*credits play*

THE END!

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CNF1: Did yah like it?

CNF1: Unfornitely, this was the only completed episode(hosting segment wise).

CNF1: A 2nd episode was created, meant to be a Valentine's Day special.

CNF1: The episode wasn't completed, but the episode was named(really simple I know):

 

The Comic Book

Episode 2 - Valentine's Day

 

CNF1: Welp, that's it for this episode. Thanks for tooning in, and next week, we'll be visiting another Comic Book scrapped project, SpongeBob's Superfriends NOW!

THE END!

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New episode time! :D

 

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Episode 15 - SpongeBob's Superfriends NOW! Part 1

CNF1: Welcome to The Archives of CNF1.

CNF1: Today, we look at a short film that was scrapped. To be originally aired with The Comic Book, SpongeBob's Superfriends NOW!

CNF1: Only 2 shorts were ever finished, but 3 other episode titles were created before production was halted.

CNF1: We are here to present this all in a 2 part episode, as if we did it in one, it'd be too much. :P

CNF1: Enjoy!

SpongeBob’s Superfriends NOW!

FILMED IN CHUCK-A-MATION!

The Sponge – He’s super spongy, as if he was made of some sort of spongy material

Wonder Squirrel – She Karate Chops like Thunder

Stinky Patrick – He smells like a muddy pig

Meltsquid – He just…melts

Episode 1- I’ve Been Working On The Deadroad

DATELINE HEADQUARTERS- We find our heroes snacking on a delicious delight,

The Sponge: Cheesy Nachos

Wonder Squirrel: You said it Spongey!

The Chief: Stop snacking on those delicious…tasty…oh, what that heck!

*dives into bowl*

Stinky Patrick: Oh great! Now we have to crack another can open!

*train crashes into the headquarters*

*the friends walk over to the crashed train*

Meltsquid: Are you ok sir?

???: Oh gracious me. Can you please help me?

The Sponge: Here you go.

*chucks the guy into the wall*

The Sponge: Oopsies

*cue to next scene*

Meltsquid: So, who are you again?

???: I’m Conductor Mayor. Conductor of this train.

???: You want a free ride?

Meltsquid: Eh, why not?

Wonder Squirrel: Shut up Melt. We’re going on a train ride whether you like it or not.

Meltsquid: Sigh.

(Cues to the Friends on the train, with Conductor Mayor in the front of the train)

Conductor Mayor: Yes! Once I get to the bridge, I will blow it up and destroy the Superfriends!

The Sponge: Hey Conductor!

Conductor Mayor: Huh?

The Sponge: Do you have any water on this train?

The Sponge: I’ll go get it.

*steps on detonator*

The Sponge: Oopsies

Conductor Mayor: Oh god.

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*CRASH!; smoke cloud appears on screen*

BACK AT HEADQUARTERS

The Chief: Good job Superfriends! You captured The Mayor!

All: Ow.

Stinky Patrick: Just doing our job mate. Ow.

THE END!

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CNF1: And one episode title:

SpongeBob’s Superfriends NOW!

Episode 2- A Knight’s Tale

CNF1: That's all for this week folks!

CNF1: We'll see you next week with a continuation of SpongeBob's Superfriends NOW!

THE END

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why didn't I  miss this? :P

 

anyways, that's pretty cool, how come is incomplete in rest of the ep? :P

As said in the episode, only 2 shorts were ever completed, so I'm just sharing that particular episode title. The other completed short plus the 2 other titles will air this Sunday. :)

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Sorry for the wait. Here's Episode 16:

 

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Episode 16 - SpongeBob's Superfriends NOW! Part 2

CNF1: Welcome.

CNF1: Today I am overcoming my laziness to present Part 2 of SpongeBob's Superfriends NOW!

CNF1: Today, we present 1 complete short, 1 short that only had one line written, and 1 short that was never put into production.

CNF1: Enjoy.

SpongeBob’s Superfriends NOW!

Episode 5 – Log Cabin Trouble

DATELINE: In the middle of nowhere, we find our heroes in a Log Cabin, vacationing.

The Sponge: Ugh. It’s Soo Boring up here!

Meltsquid: I know, right?

The Sponge: Shut up Melty.

Meltsquid: Sigh. No Respect.

Stinky Patrick: Hey look! It’s a message from the Chief!

The Chief (Over Screen): Alright you nitwits who didn’t take a luxurious  to Hawaii with me!

The Chief: Listen up! We have danger in the Ottawa National Forest area of Michigan!

The Chief: It’s up to you to stop the mysterious villain that is terrorizing our Forest!

Wonder Squirrel: We’re on it Chief!

*cues to Ottawa National Forest*

Wonder Squirrel: Well, this looks like the place.

Stinky Patrick: Where is the bad guy then?

PUNCH!

KICK!

POW!

KABOOM!!!!!

All(except The Sponge): Ugh. Ow.

???: Ha Ha Ha. No one can stop THE BUG MAN!!

Bug Man: Come on gents, let’s go eat more trees!

Bug Man’s Henchmen: Yeah!

*Buzzzzzz*

The Sponge: *chewing* What did I miss?

BACK AT THE CABIN…

The Doctor Gill Gilliam: There’s nothing I can do.

Wonder Squirrel: Can you *cough* at least try?

The Doctor Gill Gilliam: Sigh. Fine.

1 HOUR LATER

The Doctor Gill Gilliam: There we go.

Wonder Squirrel: Thanks Doc!

Bugs Bunny: STOP STEALING MY CATCHPHRASES!

Bugs Bunny: Ugh. No respect.

Stinky Patrick: Ok then.

BACK AT THE OTTAWA NATIONAL FOREST

Bug Man: Come on, let’s clean out this forest

Bug Man People: Yeah. Muhhaaa!

Stinky Patrick: Stop right there!

Bug Man: Not you again.

Bug Man: Sigh. Get em boys.

*Buzzzzzzz*

POW!

KICK!
KABOOM!

All(except The Sponge): Ow. Ow. Ow.

Bug Man: Haven’t you learned yet? No one can defeat BUG MAN!

The Sponge: *chewing* What did I miss?

The Sponge: Ugh. That cherry isn’t settling very well.

*The Sponge grows into The Incredible Sponge*

The Incredible Sponge: Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

*The Sponge takes down all of the Bug Men*

Bug Men: Ow. Ow. Ow.

The Chief (On TV Screen): Good job Team!

The Sponge: Just doing our jobs.

All: Haaaaaaaa.

The Sponge: Now, how do I get down?

All: Haaaaaaa.

Meltsquid: Good question.

*Silence*

THE END.

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SpongeBob’s Superfriends NOW!

Episode 4-Hell In A Nut Shell

DATELINE: DEATH VALLEY, AT RECORD HEAT, 500 degrees

 

SpongeBob’s Superfriends NOW!

Episode 3- Meltsquid: The Star

CNF1: And that's all I got.

CNF1: Next week, we will present some SBC News Scripts from the CNF1-era.

CNF1: That's all folks!

THE END

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Episode 17 shall premiere early today...As in right now.

 

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Episode 17 - SBC News Scripts

CNF1: Welcome to The Archives of CNF1!

CNF1: Today, we will present some scripts from SBC News episodes.

CNF1: Enjoy!

Episode 25:

Hey there, and CNF1 here, and SBC News is back! Time to start off the first ever 2013 newscast with a bang! Let's hope jjs can hear me in this one so he doesn't get mad:

We start off with some SpongeBob News:

A ton of new Season 9 titles and plots have been revealed lately, such as Kenny the Cat, Yeti Krabs, Evil Spatula, and more. Read more in Upcoming Season 9 Episodes.


Now for SBC Forum News:


SBC just launched SpongeBob Universe, and the site is growing more active than ever! In staff changes, congratulations to Aquatic Nuggets who has become a Manager, OMJ who has become a Cashier, and Crushingmayhem who has become a Representative. SpongeBob Universe is coming along nicely and it will be amazing when it fully launches!

Now for today's featured Literature:

S(lums)BU, created by OMJ!

In this dark take on an SBC lit, the four teams of SBC (Karate Choppers, Spy Buddies, Goofy Goobers, and Jellyfish Hunters) battle for control of Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob is caught in the middle of their conflicts. Read more in the Literature section.

And that about does it for..WAIT A MINUTE! It's not over yet, folks. Yup, we're introducing a new section of the newscast..

Featured SpongeBob Episode!

Today's featured SpongeBob episode is Plankton's Pet from Season 9, which aired January 19th, 2013. In this episode, Plankton gets a cute pet named Spot to cheer himself up after failing to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

And now that really does for it today's edition..you know the drill: subscribe, like, comment, ect. Have a nice day!

Episode 26:

Hey there, Aquatic Nuggets here. Welcome to a brand new episode of SBC News!

We start off with the good old SpongeBob News:

Nickelodeon has been airing new episodes of SpongeBob Saturday mornings at 10:30am. The long awaited Little Yellow Book aired on March 2nd, E.V.I.L Spatula on March 9th, and Jailbreak! on March 16th. Each episode followed a special marathon based on a subject dealt with on the new episode. No new episode scheduled for the 23rd, so you don't have to get up early for it!

Now for SBC Forum News:

SBC is currently hosting a March Madness event with lots of things to do! Trivia Contests every Friday throughout March, Arcade Tournaments on Thursdays, play with your team on the popular SpongeBob Jeopardy, and Xat Games 4! Plus, the Golden Community Awards 4 are going on right now! There's tons of things to do during this exciting event!

Now for Today's Featured Spin-Off:

Dimension Hopper Pants, created by me, Aquatic Nuggets!

When Mr. Krabs is kidnapped by aliens, Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Larry have to team up and cross the very boundaries of time and space to get him back.

And now for our still fairly new 4th section, Featured SpongeBob Episode!

Today's featured SpongeBob episode is  Imitation Krabs from Season 2, which aired December 28th, 2000. In this episode,  Plankton makes a robot of Mr. Krabs

And that about does it for today. Subscribe, Like, Comment, all that jazz. Thanks for watching and have a nice day.

 

CNF1: Welp, did you enjoy them?

CNF1: Hope yah did!

CNF1: See you next week folks with more stuff from my archives!

THE END!

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New episode!

 

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Episode 18 - Q&A With CNF1

CNF1: Good evening and welcome to The Archives of CNF1.

CNF1: Truth be told, I was having a hard time deciding what I should present to today.

CNF1: But I managed to scrape something up, so here's my first Q&A, originally posted in the Spin-Offs News and Announcements thread about a year ago.

CNF1: Excuse the grammar in this. I'm kind of ashamed grammar-wise, but the comedy is probably one of my best works.

CNF1: Enjoy.

Q&A With CNF1

Interviewer: Welcome, CNF1

CNF1: Glad to be here

Interviewer: Ready for your first question, CNF1

CNF1: Fire away.

Interviewer: When was Looney Tunes first created?

CNF1: Dude, this ain’t Jeopardy. Role with my questions.

Interviewer: Woops. Wrong Cards. *Throws cards off screen* Here’s your cards.

Interviewer: Ok, So Your Still Pretty New Here. How do you like writing spin-offs?

CNF1: I really like writing my spin-offs and I enjoy reading spin-offs and lits from time to time.

Interviewer: I heard you were on The Teenj12 Show, which asked you a lot of questions, so I’ll skip those for now.

CNF1: Allright.

Interviewer: What I think everyone wants to know right now is, what’s up with your projects?

CNF1: Well, in the spin-off ring, SpongeBob and His Friends and Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures are getting renewed for 2nd seasons and Gary The Snail’s Undersea Adventures currentally has a movie in production.

Interviewer: Any new spin-offs?

CNF1: Well, after my other review on The Teenj12 Show, I thought of another idea for a spin-off, but I’m not sure what that holds right now. We’l have to wait and see on that one.

Interviewer:  Allright, what ever happened to Toon City and Pilot Toons?

CNF1: Well, At the time they were conceived, I thought they would be spin-offs. As I continued to learn more about SBC, I soon figured out that these would be more lits than spin-offs. However, despite I hate loosing ideas/projects, I believe the 2 shows are dead.

Interviewer: How sad. Anything else?

CNF1: Well, I do have a Lit in the works

Interviewer: But, you just said Toon City and Pilot Toons are dead.

CNF1: I know

Interviewer: So,…

CNF1: This is a new one.

Interviewer: Any hints?

CNF1: You’ll just have to wait and see. However, I’ll give one hint.

CNF1: It involves a certain mouse you all know and love(hopefully)

Interviewer: Any tips for other spin-off/lit makers?

CNF1: If you’ve got something you love and you want to make it into a spin-off or a lit, go for it, It doesn’t matter what other people think. Sure, it’s great to have fans and get comments and reviews from time to time, but if you enjoy writing it, go for it.

Interviewer:  Wow, very inspirational words.

Interviewer: Now, just one more question.

CNF1: Yes?

Interviewer: Are you aware that we’ve been sitting in the rain all this time?

CNF1: Uhhhh….

(Interviewer gets electrocuted by lightning)

Interviewer: Ow. Going Down.

(Interviewer falls on the floor)

CNF1: Oh My. IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!

Random Person from Audience: I’m a doctor.

CNF1: Oh are yah? Ehhh… What’s Up Doc?

*Audience laughs*

CNF1: Allright I’ve got to go. That’s All Folks! Goodnight Everyone.

THE END

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NOTES/TRIVIA/GOOFS- This Q&A SPECIAL of sorts was actually written while it was pooring outside my house.

 

CNF1: And this has been The Archives of CNF1

CNF1: Join us next time where I'll present the 2nd Q&A, which was basically a continuation of this one.

CNF1: Adios.

THE END

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