Sebby Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but you get a piece of the world instead...and it's not a good piece...it's Iran. I wish for infinity hamburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but you are forced to eat them all in one sitting. I wish I was in a band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but all your music suck. I wish to end world hunger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but that means everyone who's hungry has to die. I wish there weren't any arrogant people in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but they become envious instead. I wish for another piece of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Granted, but you'll rip the paper again. i wish there would be no place like home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, "Home" is everywhere. I wish I was in Candyland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but you get diabetes. I wish for the cure to all ailments and diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but that means billions of dollars in federal funding will have to go toward finding those cures, and our country's enormous debt will put us in another Great Depression. I wish they didn't cancel My Name is Earl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but that means Jason Lee wouldn't have to be involved with live action Alvin and the Chipmunks...you know what, nvm. I hope that wish does come true just for Jason Lee's sake. I wish Hollywood would stop ruining my precious childhood memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellatine Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but they're gonna ruin your adulthood memories instead. I wish Pinkie Pie was my pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but she isn't actually a pony. I wish I had a rapper alter ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but you get caught up in gang warfare and politics, resulting in your untimely demise by drive-by. I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but you will be turned into an apple. I wish Squidward was here to see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but he was in the middle of feeding starving children in Africa. Nice going. I wish my cold would go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but it will come back in 24 hours. I wish that this post was my 10,500th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but it could have been so much better than a post in the Games section. I wish that I could be invincible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but you will re-appear again when hit by water. I wish I knew where I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 That's "invincible", not "invisible". Anyway, granted, but you hate where you are. I wish that conversations would always go the way I want them to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but I will always be here to fuck them up. I wish that I was paid five dollars to take a bath in SpongeBob's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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