SBC: Investigation and Prosecution

[Metal Snake]

This will be my first attempt at writing a literature. In the universe of this literature, SBC is a town. A town with high crime rate and lawbreakers at nearly every turn. There are two entities in SBC that keep the crimes under control, the SBC police who investigate the crime, and the SBC court who prosecute the offenders (thank you Law and Order). Now that I've shown you the premise, I'll discuss the backstory and the character cast.

Backstory

SBC used to be a peaceful town, run by terminoob, the creator of SBC, and his council, tvguy, ExKizuna, and that70sguy. Under their government, there was little crime, and few people who didn't abide by the law, so there was not much need for the SBC police and court. But soon, terminoob began to claim that he hated the place he had created, and accused his council of trying to change his community. He eventually left SBC, and tvguy was put in charge of maintaining the town instead. Shortly after though, tvguy received a threatening letter from terminoob. In the letter, terminoob stated that if tvguy and his council continued to manage the site, he would kill them and destroy SBC. Knowing that terminoob was capable of accomplishing this task, tvguy and the council stepped down, and with no one to rule over SBC, the town went into ruin. Anarchy began, crooks flooded the town, and even some of the most loyal members of SBC were forced to turn to terminoob in this time of distress. Fortunately though, the police and SBC court stood strong despite terminoob's threats, for they were SBC's only hope now. They swore that they would stop the criminals, get rid of terminoob, and restore SBC to its original state.

Characters

Protagonists

Jjsthekid- The lead character. The SBC police have made Jjs a detective, whose job is to investigate the crimes that are done on SBC. Infuriated by the injustice done to the town's original leaders, Jjs seeks vengeance on terminoob, and will do anything to achieve this goal.

That70sguy-Having lost his position as a council member, that70sguy became a police officer to help maintain the town another way. He does not despise terminoob as much as some people, but does acknowledge him as a threat.

Clapmaster-Like that70sguy, Clapmaster became a police officer. Clapmaster's grudge for terminoob is not that strong either, for he joined the police mainly to stop some of his friends who joined terminoob's side.

JellyfishJammer-The only woman in the police force, and one of Clapmaster's closest friends. When she heard that Clapmaster was joining the police, she refused to sit by and let him risk his life on his own, and became an officer herself.

Metal Snake-Yes, I make an appearance in this show, but only as a minor character. In the show, I'm one of Jjs' assistants, whose role is to supply Jjs with information and clues that will help him figure out the culprits of the heinous crimes that occur in SBC.

Elastic-The judge of SBC court. His job is to deliver justice to criminals in court, Elastic style.

ExKizuna-A prosecutor. Ex hates terminoob with every fiber in his being for disgracing his friends, and making SBC like this. He has no mercy for terminoob or his subordinates, and is absolutely ruthless to offenders in court.

Antagonists

Terminoob-The main villain in this show. He secretly rules SBC in the shadows, and has threatened the law enforcers of SBC with violence. Now that his threats have failed, he is going to try other methods.

WhaleBlubber-The most hated person in SBC aside from terminoob, WhaleBlubber is a spammer and a crook who has ruined the lives of many. He joined terminoob's side when he was promised the ability to wreak as much havoc as he desired.

NightmareFan-A former troll who became one of terminoob's henchmen to get revenge on the people of SBC. He is also one of the most dangerous criminals in the community, and is even rumored to have special powers.

Wumbology-Wumbology is no criminal. He loves SBC, but he also has a soft spot for some of the SBC members who joined terminoob's side. Wumbology is a defense attorney, and the only one in town, so it's no surprise why everyone hires him to defend them in court.

More updates coming soon.

[Dragonball Z]

Don't I get a roll in this literature? I would be great at coming up with brilliant defense strategies for the good guys side.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

Don't I get a roll in this literature? I would be great at coming up with brilliant defense strategies for the good guys side.

I don't believe Metal Snake can give everybody an important role or so. I didn't get one either/yet, but I'm fine with that. Just saying.

[Metal Snake]

The pilot episode will premiere sometime in August (sorry for the wait).

[Jellatine]

Aww yess, the only woman with power haha

Sounds interesting, Metal.

[EuroTrip]

I want a paddle.

Can't wait, Firiluke Snake!

[Metal Snake]

SBC: Investigation and Prosecution Premiere

Episode 1: The Letter (Part 1 of 3)

In a dark place in SBC...

"We need to get rid of jjs," a mysterious voice said, "and that's why I'm entrusting you to do this."

"Alright," another person agreed, "I'll do it for you, terminoob."

"Glad to hear that," said terminoob. "Jjs must be stopped before it's too late."

Sometime later...

It was 6:30 AM in the morning, and jjsthekid was sitting in his house typing something on his laptop. Recently, he had been devoting his time to searching for evidence that would incriminate terminoob's subordinates, and was recording his thoughts and ideas on the computer. He hadn't been able to sleep well the past few days, as he had been staying up late to work on finding information for the SBC police.

"This job is a lot more stressful than I thought it was going to be," said a tired jjs. "I need to stay awake to type this, I'm going to have to make some coffee."

Jjs walked downstairs, and was about to go into the kitchen, when he saw an envelope lying next to his front door. It had apparently been delivered through the front door's mail slot, but jjs had already collected his mail from yesterday, and he knew the mail didn't come this early where he lived.

"What is this?" Jjs asked himself as he picked the envelope up.

There was no postage or address on the envelope, and the words "From Your Friend" were written on the middle of it. Out of curiosity, jjs opened it up and found a piece of paper with text written in blue pen. It read:

Dear jjs,

You better not continue your work for the police. If you do not relinquish your position as a detective, I will kill you in the most inhumane way imagined by man. Give up, or else you can kiss the light of day goodbye.

Love,

The Man You Love to Hate

"What the hell?!" Jjs shouted, as he stared at the letter in disbelief.

"Terminoob...it has to be him..." he said as he pressed his fingers against the letter in frustration. "I need to show this to the police!"

At the police station...

That70sguy was at his desk reading over the threatening letter that jjs showed him.

"Wow, this is incredible," said 70s. "You were just promoted to being a detective not so long ago, and you've already become a target."

"I need to know who sent this letter immediately," a nervous jjs said. "There's no postage on it, so it couldn't have been mailed to me. The person who wrote that came to my house and put it in my mail slot last night, so they must know where I live."

"While it must be terminoob's message in this letter," 70s responded, "I doubt that he would come to your place in the middle of the night himself. I believe that he had one of his subordinates write it and deliver it for him, but we can't know for sure who did it without any evidence."

"The purpose of this letter is probably just to intimidate me," jjs said, "but I can't take any chances. I'll have to stay at a friend's house in the meantime."

"Good idea," replied 70s. "I need to give the letter and envelope to our forensic expert, Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick, so he can indentify any fingerprints or handwriting similarities. I'll also have Officers Clapmaster and JellyfishJammer talk to the people around your neighborhood and ask if they saw anyone suspicious around your home. For now, I don't need you roaming around and doing detective work in broad daylight."

"That's fine with me," jjs said half-heartedly as he got up and prepared to leave. He was disappointed that he wasn't going to be able to help much at all with this case.

"We'll call you when we get any updates on the situation," 70s informed him. "Just remember to stay safe."

"Alright." Jjs replied as he walked out of the station.

Meanwhile, hundreds of miles away...

Officer Clappy was outside of the store "Steel's Super Target" writing a ticket for spongebobiscool, who had parked his car in a handicapped zone. Spongebobiscool was coming out of the store with the items he had purchased, when he saw Clappy putting the ticket on his car windshield.

"Hey, wat are u doin to my car?" a confused spongebobiscool said as he walked up to his car and grabbed the ticket.

"I'm not doing anything to the car," Clappy replied, "I'm giving you a ticket for parking it in an area where you're not supposed to park."

"1000 doubloos?!" spongebobiscool exclaimed as he read the ticket. "This is rdiculos, I jus pay 300 for my stuf, an how was I suppos to know not to par khere?

"Let me explain it in words even you can understand," said Clappy as he put his hand on his face. "The BLUE area is only for SBC members who are either disabled, or happen to be over the age of 80. You are neither disabled or elderly, so you are not allowed to park here. You did so despite that, so now you have to pay a fine of one thousand doubloons as punishment. Got it?"

"I'm starting to getting piss now," an angry spongebobiscool responded. "You charg me mony even thogh I done nothin wrong! I ned money to buy thins, so you better not give me thi crap alright?!"

Clappy stared at spongebobiscool with a furious look on his face. In the next shot, spongebobiscool was handcuffed, and in the backseat of a police car.

"Wat i do?" spongebobiscool asked as Clappy slammed the car door.

"Just take him down to the station, Jelly," Clappy said to Officer JellyfishJammer, who was driving the police car.

"When will you learn that we don't have the patience for this garbage, sbiscool?" a disappointed Jelly said as she started the engine.

"DAM IT!" sbiscool shouted. "ALL OF U GUYS ARE IDOTS FOR DOING THIS! I FEEL LIK KILING U CRAZY COPS! FIRE UP IN THE HOLE!"

"Oh, how silly of me to forget," Jelly replied. "Never. You'll NEVER learn."

Jelly was about to drive away, when she got a message from 70s on the communicator in the car.

"Officer Jelly? Officer Jelly? Come in." 70s said over the intercom.

"Officer Jelly here, Lieutenant." Jelly replied into the communicator.

"I need both you and Officer Clapmaster to report back at the police station, immediately." 70s said.

"I was just about to head back there, sir," said Jelly. "What's going on?"

"Something strange..." 70s replied.

Meanwhile, approximately 94.58677 miles away...

Jjs was outside, knocking on the door of the house of the person known as Luke (or Metal Snake or LukeJames, whatever he wishes to be called). He had returned to his house earlier for a short while to pack only his clothes, and the bare essentials in a suitcase that he was carrying in his left hand. He also had his laptop in a bag that he was carrying over his right shoulder.

"Hello?" Luke asked as he answered the door.

"Luke!" Jjs exclaimed. "I need to stay over at your place for a few days. I got a death threat from someone who knows where I live."

"Wow," Luke said, "so sorry about that. I guess you can stay over for a while, but why didn't you call me and tell me about this in advance?"

"I didn't think it would make a difference," said Jjs. "Not trying to sound rude, but I've never seen you question my motives, you agree with me on a lot of things."

"Eh, guess you're right." Luke replied.

"I rest my case." Jjs said.

Just then, Jjs got a call on his cell phone. He checked the caller ID, and was pleased to see that it was 70s.

"Oh yes," said Jjs happily, as he then answered the phone. "Hello?"

"Jjs, I have something to tell you," said a startled 70s. "We have a suspicion on who may have sent you that letter."

"Thank God," Jjs said in relief, "who do you think did it?"

"I hate to say it," 70s replied, "but we were able to trace some fingerprints on the envelope of the letter. hilaryfan80 confirmed that they were SpongeOddFan's fingerprints, and we have put out a warrant for his arrest."

"What?!" Jjs shouted in shock.

End of Episode One.

Tune in for Part Two, as this mystery is still yet to be solved.

Please post your thoughts and opinions on this lit if you desire, it'll help me decide whether I should continue this fic or not.

[Shark Tale]

Pretty cool. Can't wait for more.

[Metal Snake]

Time for part two of the pilot. I feel that this episode is a little weaker than the last one, but oh well.

Episode 2: Spiked and Jacked (Part 2 of 3)

From where we abruptly left off...

SOF had been arrested, and was at the police station being interrogated by 70s in the lieutenant's office.

"I can't believe that you're the one who sent that letter, SOF," said a disappointed 70s. "I thought you were jjs' friend."

"It was nothing personal," SOF said in defense, "but I had to write it."

"I know that you didn't write the message in this letter SOF," 70s replied. "I know that you were just the one who sent it to him."

"What?" SOF asked in confusion.

"Even though your speech is completely understandable," 70s said, "I doubt you would be able to write the message in this letter just fine. While English isn't your first language, there are no spelling or grammar errors in this message, mistakes that you've been known to make in written speech."

"What is that supposed to mean?" a frustrated SOF asked. "I can write in English perfectly!"

"Oh boy," 70s said while pinching his nose. "SOF, if that's true, then prove it."

"What are you talking about?" SOF responded as 70s grabbed a pen and a piece of paper from the office.

"Show me your handwriting," 70s said as he put the pen and paper down on the desk. "Write your name down on this piece of paper."

"Okay then." SOF said nervously.

SOF grabbed the pen and was about to write his name, when he paused and looked up at 70s.

"Go on, I'm waiting." 70s said.

SOF sighed, and then wrote his name on the paper.

"I knew it," 70s remarked as he saw SOF's handwriting. "This looks nothing like the writing in the letter."

"You got me," SOF replied, "I didn't write it, I just sent it."

"Who was the one who asked you to send this, SOF?" 70s questioned. "Was it terminoob?"

"The person who asked me to do this would kill me if I revealed his identity," SOF responded, "so all I can tell you is this. The person who wrote the letter is someone who jjs hates."

"Not too surprising," said 70s. "Anything else besides that?"

"Yeah," SOF informed him. "There are two SBC users that you should talk to about this, JCM and 4EverGreen. They usually hang out behind Old Man Jenkins liquor store, and they may have some ideas on who wrote the letter, if you know what I mean."

"Thank you for telling me about this, SOF," an impressed 70s replied. "However, I'm afraid you are still under arrest. You still took part in this crime, and you will be punished

accordingly for it."

"I know." SOF said sadly, as he got off the chair, and was escorted to a cell by 70s.

Meanwhile, over 12,852 centimeters away, down at OMJ's liqour store...

JCM and 4EverGreen were behind the store talking. JCM was pulling a cigarette out of a pack that he just bought from the store, and 4EverGreen was holding a magazine under his shoulder that read "Animated Animals Weekly".

"We won't be seeing Jjs around these parts anymore." JCM said with a smirk.

"I have an :idea: for him," an equally happy 4EverGreen said. "Instead of getting involved in other people's business, he can get a life. In short, 4EverGreen is not amused. :suspect:"

"You're weird, man." JCM said as he pulled a lighter out of his pocket and lit his cigarette.

"Whatever." 4EverGreen said as he rolled his eyes. He then began looking at his magazine and started giggling.

"What the crap are you looking at?" a curious JCM asked. He looked over at the magazine and saw that 4Ever was looking at a picture of Sandy Cheeks dressed in a swimsuit.

"Ugh!" JCM exclaimed upon seeing the picture. "You're looking at a FEMALE cartoon animal almost completely exposed?! That's disgusting!"

"Hey, my mom confiscated all the pictures I drew of Spongebob and Squidward, this is the closest thing I have to it right now." 4EverGreen replied in defense.

Just then, a police car pulled up to the store, and Officers Clappy and Jelly got out. They went behind the store, as JCM and 4EverGreen noticed them.

"Um, hello officers," said JCM sheepishly as 4EverGreen put the magazine behind his back. "What are you doing here?"

"A certain person told us that we could find you here," said Clappy. "Jjs, an investigator from the police department, has received a threatening note from an unknown source, and we have been given reason to believe that you know what the "source" is."

"I have no idea what you mean by that." JCM denied, trying to draw away suspicion from him and 4Ever.

"Just to let you know, we have proof that SpongeOddFan was the one who sent that note," Jelly informed them. "There's no use trying to lie, it's only a matter of time before we figure out who wrote it."

"I resent that remark," 4EverGreen responded with false bravado. "I'll insist that JCM and I had nothing to do with that note. Falsely accusing us of this crime isn't going to get you anywhere, so you can go and do your "police work" somewhere else. Enough said, true believers!"

"Whatever he said." JCM said as he continued to smoke his cigarette.

"Are you smoking?" Jelly asked. "You're still fairly young, that stuff will mess your body up."

"You think I care?" JCM replied as he blew smoke in Jelly's direction. "I can do whatever I want, that's a fact."

Suddenly, Jelly grabbed JCM's wrist and squeezed it tight.

"No," Jelly said in frustration as JCM grunted and dropped the cigarette in pain, "it's an opinion. And you must have a very high opinion of yourself if you think you can talk that way to an officer!"

"JCM!" 4EverGreen shouted as Jelly held JCM up against the wall.

"Listen you jackass," said Clappy as he grabbed 4EverGreen's shirt collar. "I don't care if you and your friend had something to do with this or not, you talk to us with respect, understand?"

"Yes." 4EverGreen said nervously as he dropped the magazine.

"Good," replied Clappy as he pulled out a pair of handcuffs. "Now you and your buddy are going to come down to the station with us, and you're going to answer a few questions of ours. If you comply, and you're truly innocent, we'll let you go. Enough said."

Clappy and Jelly handcuffed the two. As they walked back to the car, Jelly accidentally stepped on the magazine that 4EverGreen dropped.

"I don't even want to know." Jelly said as she saw the title.

Later, exactly 9278.54 radians a...oh forget it, at Luke's house...

"I just can't believe SOF would write something like that, I just can't." Jjs said to himself as he was laying on the bed in the guest room of Luke's house.

"By a man I love to hate," he said quoting the letter. "Why in the world would SOF write that? There's no one in SBC that I truly hate besides terminoob."

Suddenly, jjs came to a realization.

"Hold on," he thought. "SOF, and a man that I hate...That's it! I know who did it!"

And so, jjs and the police started to catch on to the writer's identity. All is not well though, as there is yet another foe lurking in another part of SBC...

It was evening, and the sun in the sky was beginning to set. A creature known as Rainbow Dash was outside of a giant building in the outskirts of town. He was no ordinary person, he had the lower body of a pegasus and the upper body of a man. He was a brony, a being who was half man, half pony, and he also had an uncontrollable urge to give people all over the community headaches. His current objective, however, was to kill terminoob, for he was a threat to him. To do this, he had ventured to the meadows far away from the community, following the prophecy told in a poem that he had known since he was a child.

One born of the celestial heavens

One born of the solar and lunar

Will meet the shadow of himself

As the demise of the community grows sooner

The one who dashes through the skies

The one who dashes through rain with ease

Must come to the lofty shrine in the meadows

Where only the shy winged creatures flutter through the breeze

There will be a sparkle in the twilit sky

There, an event of rarity will occur

Through an offering of a potion of fruit, spike and applejack

A new ally you shall procure

A shadow of your bitter, angry self

Yet a loyal assistant faithful and true

A creature who shall bring discord and pain to others quickly

Yet a ditzy partner who will do anything for you

Your only hope of survival is this ally

One who has mastered the sonic dash

If you fail to destroy the ruler of the community

You will forever be known to unnamed bronies as Rainbow Crash

The "lofty shrine" mentioned in the poem was a building that only a brony such as Rainbow Dash could see just before sunset. He believed that he was the one that was talked about in the prophecy, and had traveled to this place to see if it was true. As he walked inside the temple, he noticed that there were four stone statues of four ponies on the ground below an opening in the building where he could see a shining light in the sky.

"I hope this works." Rainbow Dash said to himself as he pulled out a canteen of fruit punch mixed together with hard apple cider.

Rainbow Dash poured the concoction on the floor, and it turned black, as the shining light in the sky expanded.

"Ugh!" Rainbow Dash grunted, as the light blinded his vision.

Once the light was gone, he looked in front of him, and saw a figure.

"Is this...my new ally?" Dash asked himself.

End of Episode Two.

Reviews will be appreciated.

[Wumbo]

Great stuff! Also, mad props on making me defense lawyer, I don't think I could have a better role to play in this story.

Can't wait to see more!

[Metal Snake]

Great stuff! Also, mad props on making me defense lawyer, I don't think I could have a better role to play in this story.

Can't wait to see more!

Thanks. And just to let you know, you, Elastic, and Ex are going to debut for sure in the next episode.

[Sebby]

I'm not an officer. Bummer.

Haha, awsome lit, Metal Snake!

[Metal Snake]

It's finally time for the last part of the pilot. Remember, after this, it's going on hiatus, as I will be working on other projects.

Episode 3: Punishment (Part 3 of 3)

It's finally time for the conclusion...

From where we last left off, jjs had a strong suspicion on who wrote the letter, and he was calling the police to tell them about who he suspected was the culprit.

"Hello?" 70s asked as he answered jjs' call.

"70s, I think I know who wrote the letter." Jjs said.

"We already know who did it, jjs," 70s replied. "Goosebumpsfan wrote it."

"How did you find out?" Jjs asked in surprise.

"We were able to track down two of his subordinates," 70s explained, "and with the aid of officers Clapmaster and Jelly, we were also able to get them to confess who wrote the

letter. All we need now is a handwriting analysis, and there'll be enough evidence to convict him."

"What's going to happen to SOF though?" Jjs asked nervously.

"The two people who told us about Goosebumpsfan denied having any involvement in the actual crime," 70s said, "and there's no evidence to disprove their claim. SOF, however, confessed to sending you the letter, and there's proof that he did so as well. I'm sorry jjs, but..."

"It's okay 70s, I get it." Jjs responded sadly.

A day later, at the SBC courthouse...

"May the defendant, Goosebumpsfan, please stand," Judge Elastic said. "Do you have a lawyer?"

"Yes, your honor," Goosebumpsfan replied.

"I, defense attorney Wumbology will be the defendant's lawyer this trial, your honor." Wumbology said.

"Of course," Elastic said. "Mr. Goosey, you are being charged with making a death threat to an elite member of the SBC police force, jjsthekid, in the form of a written letter. The police have also claimed that you had an accomplice known as SpongeOddFan deliver this letter to jjs' residence, a claim that was backed by both SOF himself, who confessed to taking part in this crime, and two users known as JCM and 4EverGreen, who claim that both you and SOF contemplated the death threat. These are serious accusations Goosey, how do you plead?"

"Not guilty, your honor." Goosebumpsfan responded.

Elastic sighed and put his hand on his forehead.

"Does the defense have any evidence to support your innocence, Mr. Goosey?" Elastic asked wearily.

"Your honor, my client does not require evidence to support or prove his innocence," Wumbology said assertively, "for it is the truth that he is not guilty of these charges. Even though it seems unlikely, the truth can not always be proven, so let us just put our trust in this man's innocence. That's all I have to say your honor."

"Very...err, convincing," a puzzled Elastic responded. "May prosecutor ExKizuna make his statement now."

"Your honor, this trial is completely pointless," said ExKizuna. "The police conducted a handwriting analysis, and the results showed that Goosebumpsfan's handwriting matches the writing in the letter. The jury was also shown the evidence before this trial even began, the defendant is clearly guilty, there is no reason to continue this any further."

"Objection!" Wumbology shouted. "So my client is guilty of threatening the police, but who could blame him? With the police watching him at every turn, waiting for him to make a mistake that they could punish him for, is it any wonder he would crack sooner or later? Do we really have a right to prosecute him? Do we really have a right to punish him for crimes that we are as guilty for as he is?! I rest my case!"

"Is it too late to make a confession, your honor?" Goosebumpsfan said sadly.

"Has the jury reached a verdict?" Elastic asked as he buried his head in his hands in disappointment.

"Indeed we have, your honor," said Fa, one of the members of the jury. "We find the defendant guilty of all charges."

"Mr. Goosey, this court has found you guilty," Elastic said. "For this heinous act against humanity, both you and SOF, your aforementioned accomplice, will be sentenced to death."

"Ahem." Ex grunted as he handed Elastic a piece of paper.

"Oh," Elastic said as he read the paper. "It appears that the crime committed by the defendant does not merit the death sentence. In that case, I sentence you to prison for an amount of time that I do not feel like determining at the moment. Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters."

"Ahem." Ex muttered as he handed Elastic another piece of paper.

"Oh," Elastic said as read the second sheet of paper. "It appears that the dancing lobsters retired from their duty five months ago. In that case, court is just dismissed."

Back at the police station...

"Thank you for all the help," Jjs said to 70s.

"You don't have to thank me," 70s replied humbly. "Me and the others were just doing our jobs."

"I know," Jjs said, "but I still hate how I couldn't do anything to help you."

"I'm surprised how you found out that Goosebumpsfan was the one did it," 70s commented, "when I had just come to the same conclusion."

"To be honest, I didn't get suspicious until I remembered the last part of the letter," Jjs responded. "Goose addressed himself as a man that I "love to hate". At first, I thought that whoever wrote that was just trying to sound cool, but when you told me that SOF was involved with this, it hit me. Before I became a detective, there was one person that I couldn't stand who was associated with SOF, Goosebumpsfan."

"Very interesting," 70s said. "The one thing we still don't know though is the motive, whether they were just doing this to intimidate you, or if this really was a threat from terminoob to kill you."

"Eh, I really don't care that much anymore," an indifferent jjs said. "No matter what the motive was, SOF chose to take part in this, and for that, he does deserve whatever punishment he's given. It may be hard to accept, but that's the way it is."

The case has been closed, and court has been dismissed.

At terminoob's hideout...

"From what I've heard from JCM and 4EverGreen," a man known as NightmareFan said, "SOF and Goosebumpsfan have blundered."

"I knew they would get caught," terminoob replied, "but it was necessary to do this regardless. I have to give Jjs a knowledge of what he's dealing with."

"That's funny," a voice said from behind, "because I just so happened to have a similar thought, only with you."

"What?" terminoob responded in surprise. "That voice...Rainbow Dash?"

"Somewhat," said the figure who revealed himself to be a brony with pink hair, a pink lower body, and a face almost identical to Rainbow Dash's. "I am an incarnation. An incarnation known as Pinkie Hooves."

"What have you done?" terminoob asked in shock.

End of Episode Three.

Reviews will be appreciated.

[Metal Snake]

Episode 4: Ponies (AKA Ponies: The Plot)

"What do you think of me, terminoob?" Pinkie Hooves asked with a smirk.

"How the hell did you get here?" terminoob replied as he pulled a gun out of his pocket. "What relation do you have to Rainbow Dash?"

"Rainbow Dash knows more about you than you think," said Pinkie Hooves as he chuckled sinisterly. "You should probably kill us before something bad happens."

"We can easily grant you your death wish, you know." Nightmare Fan said in an attempt to intimidate Pinkie, who continued to snicker.

Despite being unable to believe what he just heard, terminoob was able to retain an expression of indifference on his face, and pointed his gun at Pinkie.

"Very well then, prepare to be terminated, noob." terminoob said as he shot Pinkie Hooves in the chest seven times. However, none of the bullets left a mark on his chest, and a completely unscathed Pinkie Hooves remained standing.

"So how would you describe this situation, termi?" Pinkie responded as he approached terminooob, who was completely silent.

Suddenly, Pinkie stopped as terminoob disappeared out of nowhere, and the walls and the floor began to turn black.

"I don't know what's going on," said Nightmare Fan as he grabbed Pinkie and put a blade up to his neck, "but no one has ever escaped from the nightmare realm of Nightmare Fan, the Sandman. Gotta thank one of my old friends for the title..."

Just then, Nightmare Fan looked at the wall and paused in surprise at the sight. On the wall, he saw an image of a horse-like figure breaking a man's neck.

"I don't have nightmares," said Pinkie Hooves as the illusion disappeared, and Nightmare Fan saw Pinkie Hooves groping his arm around terminoob's neck. "I only dream of Rainbow Dash's desires, such as the death of this man."

"This is...absurd." Nightmare Fan said as he surveyed the sight. He then collapsed to the ground and fell asleep, exhausted from the effort of casting the illusion.

"Glad to know your opinion on the situation," Pinkie said cheerfully. "What about you termi?"

"This situation is...meh." terminoob replied emotionlessly. "Your appearance may have surprised me at first, but you can not make me fear death."

"So you have nothing to comment on other than the...mehish quality of this situation," said Pinkie. "Now that I've seen your reaction, I think that's enough. Don't worry, I won't kill you right now."

"Why not?" terminoob asked with interest. "You have me in your clutches right now, what would be the purpose of leaving me alive?"

"Two reasons," said Pinkie in response. "The first being is that I know what would happen to this place if you were to be destroyed."

"So you know some of my true intentions," said terminoob. "Why don't you tell me some of yours?"

"Which leads me to the other reason," said Pinkie. "I came here because Rainbow Dash wants information on the whereabouts of two people you know about. Two people who must be done justice...in the name of ponies."

"Ponies?" terminoob replied. "You don't mean those ponies, do you?"

"Of course," Pinkie said with a huge smile and an evil look in his eyes. "I assume that they are...meh to you, but to me, they are more than amazing. They are the staple of the lives of both me and Rainbow Dash. And do you know what I love best about them?"

"Humor me." terminoob said sarcastically.

"Their plots," Pinkie responded in delight. "As in the plotting out of their very beings through the happenings of their lives. It not only exposes their inner self, but it also exposes them from front to back through a series of stimulating events."

"You are sick." terminoob replied.

"Ah, my love for them is hard to comprehend," said Pinkie as he leaned closer to terminoob. "But it is a love that gives my life greater meaning. For the sake of my ponies, these people I want information on must be punished. So you must tell me."

"If you insist." terminoob said, deciding to give in to Pinkie Hooves' demands.

Later that night...

JCM was in the alley behind OMJ's liqour store. He was very tired and disoriented, as he had spent the whole night drowning his sorrow over the recent events in alcohol, and searching the town for women to have the JCM way with.

"Life is pain," JCM said sadly. "Why are there no older women around this joint?!"

"Is it women that you seek, young man?" asked a voice from around the corner. "Why don't you try your luck with ponies? Do you not like ponies?"

"Why do you care?!" an irate JCM asked.

"Don't be so unapproachable, kid." the voice that was revealed to be that of Pinkie Hooves said.

Pinkie Hooves stepped out from behind the corner of the alleyway, donning a much more feminine look. She/he was wearing a bra over the breasts that she now had, and her hair was also pink and puffy.

"Don't worry," Pinkie said sweetly, "I know you like ponies. What are you doing out here all by yourself this late at night though? You're not a door-to-door prostitute like Molestia in that "clopping story" are you?"

"That pun was terrible," JCM said instinctively. "Wait- damn it!"

"So you do like seeing ponies engaged in that kind of activity, little boy." Pinkie said giggling. "Well in that case, I have something much more entertaining in store for you."

"Would you stop calling me a little kid, I'm old enough to have-" JCM paused, as he realized something in his drunken daze. "Are you a female of the "older" kind?"

"If you want me to be." Pinkie replied.

"Good enough for me." JCM said happily as he got up.

"So you like me now...," said Pinkie in a darker tone of voice. "Why didn't you just say that from the start? Why did you have to hide it for so long?"

"Uh, what?" a confused JCM asked.

"You won't have to hide anything from anyone any more," said Pinkie softly, "because you're going to love me..."

"Are you propositioning me?" JCM replied.

"I said," Pinkie said as she jumped on JCM. "You're....going to LOVE ME!!!!!"

"Aaaahhhhh!!!" JCM shouted.

The next morning...

Officer Clappy got a call from Lieutenant 70s.

"Hello?" Clappy said as he answered the call.

"Uh, yeah Officer Clappy," 70s said unenthusiastically. "we have a problem."

Behind OMJ's liqour store, JCM was lying on the ground lifelessly. He was lying on his back while his eyes were completely white.

"Who could've done this?" Jjs asked himself as he examined JCM's body.

Meanwhile...

"One down." Pinkie told Rainbow Dash, now reverted back to a male form.

"Excellent job, Pinkie Hooves, you are proving yourself to be a formidable ally," said Rainbow Dash joyfully. "Now it's time to take care of our next target, a man who hates both ponies and me with a burning passion, Shinya."

End of Episode Four.

Reviews will be appreciated.

[Metal Snake]

Episode 5: Dash's Magic Tutorial (AKA Ponies: The Foreshadowing)

It was 10:00 AM in the morning, and outside in an area close to the temple where Rainbow Dash had summoned Pinkie Hooves, our two favorite bronies were sitting down inside a tent discussing their plans.

"Shinya...", Pinkie Hooves replied. "From what I've heard about him from terminoob, I'm going to assume he won't go down as easy as JCM."

"You assumed right," Rainbow Dash assured him. "Back in the days before the SBC government was dissolved, Shinya used to gather information on criminals for the police. He quickly baffled others with his advanced knowledge of the criminal mind and expert ability to study and analyze data. His contributions to the department of law enforcement were said to be a major factor in keeping the crime rate so low back then."

"How did you end up becoming his enemy, though?" Pinkie asked.

"Shinya never had a taste for the candy-colored equines that you and I adore, Pinkie," Dash answered, "but he didn't really become a threat of mine until he learned about my plans."

"Plans for what?" Pinkie asked.

"Plans to create a clean world," said Dash. "Plans to rid the world of all who hate ponies!"

"Really?!" Pinkie responded in surprise.

"Of course," Dash said confidently, "but Shinya caught on to my scheme! There was no way I could let him rat me out, so I hired the greatest assassins I could find to hunt him down! He disappeared from town, but unfortunately, not before he reported all his knowledge on me to the police. I was forced to go into hiding as well, and to put all my faith in the hitmen I had sent after him. However, years went by, and not one of my assassins reported back to me. Shinya was never seen in town again after that."

"How did you know he was still alive then?" Pinkie asked.

"One week ago," Dash explained as he pulled out a box that contained a scroll, a keyboard, and a necklace with a cloud raining three droplets on it, "I woke up in the middle of the night to a sight I'd never thought I would see again. It was the spirit of the moon, hovering in the air. She told me that Shinya was still alive, having fled to and was hiding in a secret mountain range where he spends all of his time expanding his knowledge of the universe. The apparition was reciting the poem that had given me the clues I had needed to call you forth, and she also gave me a scroll containing all of my lost plans and special brony techniques that I had planned to use against all of the infidels. She also mentioned to me that I was destined to kill terminoob, a task that could only be completed with the knowledge of his weakness, knowledge that could only be obtained from the smartest man in the land, a man who lives in a secret mountain range, a mountain range invisible to the human eye that can only be opened using a special technique, a special technique only known to those who hold great knowledge, knowledge known to the smartest man in the land, Shinya."

"That backstory was...detailed." Pinkie replied.

"Just wanted to make sure you understood everything," said Dash as he unraveled the roll of paper. "Now as for the scroll, well...just look at it."

The scroll read:

Special Brony Techniques & Spells: Dishonoring of the Donor*

1. Epic Cupcake Time*

2. Flight to Home

3. Sol's Solemn Soul Cry

Next to each spell was a symbol. The first spell had a symbol of a jar of liquid, the second spell had a symbol of two wings, and the third spell had a symbol of a doll with red eyes and familiar rainbow-colored hair. Also, below each of the first two spells was a set of musical notes, and below the third spell was a series of question marks with a symbol of a cloud raining water next to it.

"Seems pretty simple," Pinkie said upon reading the scroll, "but what are all these notes and symbols for?"

Dash sighed. "Do you know a thing about subtlety?" he replied as he pulled out an electric keyboard that was (you guessed it) blue and decorated with rainbows. "Anyways, each spell requires both a certain tune to be played on a keyboard like this, and a specific object in order to be used. The notes below the spell tell you which song you need to perform to use the desired technique. As for the symbols, they tell you what object must be used for the spell to work. Understand?"

"Yeah, I guess." Pinkie said, even though he was still slightly confused.

"Good, because I'm going to have to teach you how to use these spells." Dash told Pinkie.

"Wait, me?" Pinkie replied. "Why can't you use them?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention..." Dash said as he chuckled sheepishly. "I actually did try to put my elaborate plans of ponifying the world into action after I got busted...only to find out that I can't use my magic anymore, since my pact with the moon spirit, the one who had given me the ability to use the spells from the start, was dissolved long ago."

"Oh," Pinkie said, "but wait, doesn't that mean I have to make a pact as well?"

"Of course it does," Dash replied as he grabbed the necklace from the box. "Pinkie, you may be me, but you are also a different kind of me. We are going to go up against a very powerful foe, and while we may not need to use the special techniques, I still feel it's necessary for you to learn them. You may be a loyal servant, and you may possess great power, but to truly achieve a state of radicalness and divine awesomeness, you must be able to learn and understand everything I know."

"Alright, I'll make the pact," said Pinkie in accordance. "What do I have to do?"

"This necklace that I'm holding is a special artifact that was only given to members of my clan by the moon spirit," Dash explained. "Only those who truly love ponies are allowed to wear them, and only bearers of the necklace can read the hidden words below the final spell, which make up the promise to the spirit of the moon. Take the necklace, and look at the scroll now."

Pinkie put on the necklace, and looked at the scroll which Dash had laid on the floor. In place of the question marks were now the words that read,

Spirit of the moon, who lives beyond the stars.*

I, (your name here) promise to never break your heart.*

Spirit of the moon, I do not take delight in Cupcakes.*

I, (your name here) will use these spells for their intended sake.

Spirit of the moon, if I fail to utilize these spells properly,

I, (your name here) will put myself at your mercy.

Spirit of the moon, if my promise does not stay true,

I, (your name here) will give myself to you.

"Hey Dash," Pinkie said curiously, "how exactly do you use these spells "improperly"?"

"Beats me," Dash replied cluelessly, "I just did whatever I wanted with those techniques, and nothing bad happened to me."

"This pact appears to demand a lot of commitment though," Pinkie said nervously, "maybe this is something I shouldn't be messing around with."

"Just recite the words already," Dash replied in an apathetic tone, "we can worry about the consequences of your actions later."

"Fine." Pinkie said reluctantly. He then recited the promise to the moon spirit (substituting the name "Pinkie Hooves" for "your name here") and when he had finished speaking it, the sunlight outside disappeared, and in its place, an ominous moonlight shined into the tent.

"What's going on?!" a shocked Pinkie asked as he went outside the tent. The sky was pitch black, even though it was supposed to be daytime, and a full moon was hovering just ten feet above him.

"Thank you for accepting my powers, Pinkie," said a robotic voice that was apparently coming from the moon. "You are the second person to be given a necklace from Dash himself. The first one was a former friend of his who brought him to the community four years ago."

"Hmm, that information may be vital later on." Pinkie said, feeling that the voice was hinting at something.

"Yes, it may," replied the voice. "But anyways, you can use any of the first two spells on the scroll of techniques now. The third is a spell that can only be used once you have agreed to give yourself to Sol*."

"Who is Sol?" Pinkie asked, as he remembered seeing the same name mentioned in the third technique. "And what is the penalty for not using the special techniques responsibly?"

"I only hope you do not have to find out," said the voice as the moon began to disappear. "Farewell for now."

After a while, the night sky turned back to day, and Pinkie was left with his questions unanswered.

"Congratulations, my fellow brony," Dash said affectionately as he handed Pinkie the scroll, "you are now a full-pledged apprentice under my command. Come back inside, and I'll show you how to play the music for the spells."

"Um, sure." Pinkie said as he went back inside the tent with Dash. He looked at the scroll again, and noticed that there were still no musical notes under the third technique. Under the words of the pact was merely another series of question marks.

"Ha ha," Dash said to himself confidently, "Shinya isn't going to stand a chance."

"So what that voice said was true...," Pinkie thought to himself. "But what does it mean by "giving myself to Sol"?

"Something bothering you, Pinkie?" Dash asked.

"Um, Dash...", Pinkie muttered, "one more question. Why do you want to rid the world of non-bronies anyway?"

Dash's face twisted into an angry frown as he pulled out another box that contained two dolls, one of which resembled the one shown in the symbol of the third spell, and the other one being a yellow doll with red eyes and a familiar lock of pink hair.

"Because Pinkie," Dash said as he pulled out the pink-haired doll, "anyone who does not like something this cute deserves to die!"

Pinkie was stunned, and said nothing more. He started to find himself growing less comfortable about Dash's plans.

End of Episode Five.

Reviews will be appreciated.

Spoiler

*Dishonoring of the Donor- A reference to the notoriously dark and violent fanfic, "Cupcakes", in which Pinkie Pie reveals to Dash that she makes cupcakes out of other ponies organs, and tortures Dash up to the moment of her death.

*Epic Cupcake Time- Not a reference to the fic, but to an intentionally silly fan-made video in which Pinkie and Dash make cupcakes in an unorthodox manner.

*First two verses of the moon spirit promise poem- A deliberate reference to the lyrics of the fan-made Eurobeat song, "Luna".

*Not a fan of Cupcakes- Pinkie Hooves is not talking about the baked good, or the story itself, he is basically making a promise that he is not a violent person who would do the kind of things Pinkie Pie did in the story.

*Sol- You may already know that "sol" is the Latin root that means "sun". The fact that this mysterious entity is mentioned in a pact to the "spirit of the moon" is intended irony.

[Metal Snake]

Like I announced in the news thread, this literature now belongs to...anyone who wants to start writing their own episodes for it, I guess. Feel free to ask any questions if you wish.

[Shark Tale]

Oh that's right, I bought the rights to this.

Tell you what, I've honestly forgotten about this until now. I'm going to hopefully go back and review this before I continue it. So expect this to possibly return soon.