Snowcember Story Contest 2023

[Jjs Goodman]

This returns from previous years. Here are the rules:

• Submit a written winter/holiday themed work. It does not have to be specifically about Christmas or any holiday, it can be about winter in general.
• It does not have to be SpongeBob related.
• Your creation must at least be 200 words. 
• Post it in this thread by December 27th.

sbl, OWM and Trophy will be the judges. The winner will receive 1,000 doubloons, 200 experience points and 20 snowballs.

Have fun, and let the best writer win!

[Meko1432]

i thought this was gonna be easier, but i think i got a decent enough idea. imagine this as a sonic boom episode

The Summer Cold:

Tails: Sonic! Sonic wake up!

Sonic: What is it, tails?

Tails: it's snowing!!!

Sonic: Snowing? How is it snowing we're in the middle of summer?!

[They leave the shack and find the whole island covered in snow]

Sonic: woaah! how did this happen?

[Amy goes to talk to them]

Tails: any idea how this happened?

Amy: no, but we need to find out who's behind it

Sonic: Why? the snow's not hurting anyone

Amy: but think of all the people without homes that are freezing to death as we speak

Sonic: ugh fine we'll go see who's behind this

Tails: i bet eggman's behind it, you'll find his base if you--

Sonic: yeah yeah i'll go get 'em

[Sonic Runs to eggman's base and knocks on his door]

Eggman: Oh Sonic The Hedgehog, how nice of you to visit

Sonic: drop the act egghead, why did you cover the island with snow?

Eggman: fine, follow me

[They enter the base]

Eggman (Cont'd): As a child, every winter the children would throw snowballs at me. I had to hide in the basement all winter, but for 30 years, I've been planning my revenge.

Sonic: throwing snowballs is a usual winter activity, they just wanted to play with you egghead

Eggman: you mean......all those years of humiliation and icy torture..............they were trying to play with me?

Sonic: yes....

Eggman: [looks at window] My god....all the years i've wasted planning

Sonic: how about you join me and the gang as we hang in the snow?

Eggman: that sounds like fun, sure

THE END

[WhoBibbles]

The Lobsterrection of Jesus Christ

On the night of Xmas Eve, The Planet Express was preparing to battle against the evil Robot Santa for the 20th time or something while also doing an Xmas party for themselves.

Professor: Ah, gotta love holidays where you deal with a jolly terrorist and his bomb gifts.

Leela: I sure as hell hope we can kill Santa this year, It's impressive how he manages to build himself back whenever we defeat him and shoot him out of this building.

Fry: Whether we kill that robot or not, Leela, what matters is that I get to spend Xmas with my favorite crew in the world...and Zoidberg.

Zoidberg: *sniffs* oh Fry, I really mean that much to you that you excluded me from my friends?

Fry: Uuhhhh maybe!

Bender: He hates you, you smelly red fish.

Zoidberg: Awwwwww.

Professor: Now, now Zoidberg. You can't expect us to be grateful for you when you do a terrible job at being a doctor. You always make our health much worse, both physically and emotionally. Oh well, lets eat some delicious xmas dinner.

And everyone sits on the dinner table except Zoidberg.

Hermes: Not you, crab. You always get up on the table and eat everyone's food. You shall wait until we all are done.

Zoidberg: Alright, my friend! *sobs*

Zoidberg goes to his office room and starts wondering why Planet Express doesn't value him so much.

Zoidberg: I really would like to know where I do wrong. Is it because of my smell? *sniffs* Nonsense! Is it because I disturb people whenever I see a delicious meal? Ooohhh, cockroaches! *slurps every single one* Whatever the problem is, I really gotta make it up to my friends or else they won't accept me! What to do, what to do???

After hours of thinking, Zoidberg find the best solution.

Zoidberg: OH I KNOW. Those co-workers value Jesus Christ! And I was Jesus one time! I shall become one again, therfore my friends will like me!

Meanwhile after everyone eats their dinner:

Amy: I'm really starting to wonder If we were a little harsh on poor Zoidberg in holidays.

Bender: Nonsense! That smelly shell deserves what's coming to him.

Hermes: Smelly? You don't even have a nose.

Bender: I'm just stating from how I'd smell If I was a stinking human!

Professor: Oh, I'm sure he's fine and not doing anything stupid.

Suddenly, smoke has entered the room but who would cause that such thing?

Zoidberg: Man, Professor's smoke machine really does its work. Alright I gotta impress my friends now.

Zoidberg comes out of the smoke and reintroduces himself.

Zoidberg: HELLO MY FRI- I mean BELIEVERS! IT IS I, SANTA'S BFF JESUS!

Fry: Oh boy! Jesus has resurrected himself once again.

Professor: Fry you stupid ass. That's clearly Zoid-

*Leela shuts Professor off and whispers to him*

Leela: Hold on professor, I'm curious what is Zoidberg's game here.

Zoidberg: On the day of Xmas, I decided to bring you all wonderful blessings and love cuz I love sharing love and wisdom to those who believe in me.

Scruffy: Actually I am an atheist.

Zoidberg: BAH, who needs that religion when you have the real deal!

Hermes: So Jesus, you really love disrespecting other people's beliefs?

Zoidberg: No, no! I was just stating I'm real. I have been revived from the dead!

Fry: So you're a zombie?

Zoidberg: I mean...If you look at how slow I'm walking because of my weight...

Amy: Oh brother.

When Zoidberg was doing all those nonsense speeeches, the crew realized the clock has hit midnight.

Leela: OH NO, IT'S XMAS DAY. THAT MEANS.

Robot Santa blows up the roof and starts shooting the crew.

Robot Santa: HO HO HO!!! IT'S TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE YOU ALL GET STOCKED INTO MEATY XMAS GIFTS!!!

Professor: You will never get me alive, you red freak!

Robot Santa quickly grabs him.

Robot Santa: Alright, you old brute. I'm gonna make you swallow this bomb, so you can boom in front of all your friends. Rest of you, enjoy your precious human detonator!

Robot Santa shoves bomb up to Professor's stomach, drops him to the floor and leaves the building.

Leela: HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???

Bender: WE ARE DOOMED EVERYONE!!! Whoever makes out alive steals the stuff of the dead.

Zoidberg: Oh god, my friends in trouble! They don't need Jesus, they need good ol' Doctor Zoidberg!

Zoidberg rushes in and clears the way.

Zoidberg: Everyone stand back, I'll peform a surgery and take that nasty bomb out of Professor's stomach.

Professor: Hurry!

A few minutes passes, Zoidberg manages to take the bomb out of Professor and deactivates it with his claw.

Professor: Oh thank god you saved me Zoidberg. I should have never doubted you as a doctor.

Fry: Gosh, Zoidberg, you really are something special. Sorry for being a jackass to you during holidays. You are a good friend.

Hermes: As much as I hate to admit, he's right, you are always welcomed here.

Professor: Although please don't pretend to be Jesus again.

Zoidberg: You guys! I'm so happy to hear.

Zoidberg hugs everyone in the room.

Leela: A little too tight Zoidberg.

Scruffy: Yup.

Amy: Round of applause for Zoidberg!

Everyone: HIP HIP HORRAY!

Bender: Yea whatever.

Leela: For saving professor, all the xmas meal you can choose is on us.

Zoidberg: Thank you friends. That means a lot.

And so everyone orders so many meals for Zoidberg to consume and while he eats all of them so quickly and gross, everyone's grateful for having Zoidberg as their best friend.

The End.

[Jjs Goodman]

The judges have decided, and WhoBob's story wins! Congrats to him!