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Episode 13

(SpongeBob's old friend Chip approaches him)

Chip: (gasps) Hey, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Um... do I know you?

Chip: Why, it's me, your old college buddy, Chip!

SpongeBob: (still rather bewildered) Oh hey, Chip, how's it going?

Chip: Ol' same old same old. What have you been up to?

SpongeBob: Just flipping patties, all that good stuff.

Chip: Wow, that must really suck for you.

SpongeBob: What do you mean? I love flipping patties! It's my dream job.

Chip: Well, I'd better get going. My girlfriend's calling me.

(Chip enters his lowrider car with his girlfriend and they drive off laughing)

SpongeBob: Hmm, friendly guy. Too bad I don't remember him.

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Episode 14

Squidward: (relaxing at his home) Ah, nothing like peace and quiet... and public television. (turns on the TV) Ooh, they're having one of their pledge drives! Could this day get any better?

SpongeBob and Patrick: (outside, singing loudly) My Little Seahorse!

I used to wonder what friendship could mean!

Squidward: I guess it can't get better. (out his window) SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you guys yapping about now?

SpongeBob: We're playing My Little Seahorse!

Patrick: I'm Rainbow Pat.

SpongeBob: And I'm Spongie Pie!

Squidward: My Little Seahorse? Where the barnacles did you get that from?

SpongeBob: It's this new show on TV about flying seahorses who learn about friendship.

Patrick: You should really watch it.

Squidward: (firmly) You really think I'm gonna ENJOY a show about flying seahorses and friendship?

SpongeBob: Don't be a soursquid, it's a really great show if you give it a chance.

Squidward: Never! Now keep your little girlish roleplaying out of my lawn! (slams window shut)

I knew those two barnacle-butts would openly become fans of that show sooner or later.

(turns on his TV, glances both ways and changes the channel to My Little Seahorse)

At least I keep it to myself. (sighs in relaxation)

End

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Episode 16

Sandy: (calls SpongeBob on her phone)

SpongeBob: Y'ello?

Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob. Wanna come right over for a rough 'n' tough session of ka-ra-te?

SpongeBob: Sorry, Sandy. I have an eight-page essay I have to write for Mrs. Puff.

Sandy: Oh, well, you'd better get to that. I'll just leave you alone for now...

SpongeBob: Wait, Sandy! Don't hang up just yet. Don't you wanna just stick around and...chat...a little?

Sandy: Chat about what?

SpongeBob: Um...I don't know. How's your treedome going?

Sandy: (blunt) The same as it always has been.

SpongeBob: Interesting...interesting. So...how about those...nuts?

Sandy: (more blunt) SpongeBob. Are you seriously trying to procrastinate with awkward conversation?

SpongeBob: Um...I would...n't be... the first one?

Sandy:

SpongeBob: That awkward moment when your friend has just reached a blank realization.

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