Sebby Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 Episode 6: Male Fish: Excuse me sir, but do you know where the Barg-n-Mart is? Plankton: It's over there, Kelp-for-Brians. Male Fish: Sheesh, I was just asking. Female Fish: Hi there, do you happen to have the time? Plankton: It's 12:30, you dimwitted bottom-dweller. Female Fish: Hmmph... Patrick: Hey, Plankton............do you know............if.............. Plankton: Oh shut up you buffoon! Can't you see that I'm an evil genius who... (Patrick absent-mindedly steps on him) Male Fish: Hey, I didn't know we could to that. (everyone comes up and steps on Plankton) Karen: (to Plankton) See? Did that make you feel better about yourself? End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 Episode 7: (SpongeBob and his cousin Stanley are walking together) SpongeBob: So that, my dear Stan-o is how you blow a double-helix bubble... (they accidentally bump into a woman) Stanley: Whoops, sorry, ma'am. Woman: That's quite all right. I was just rushing home to take care of my little Billy. I bet you understand. Stanley: Understand what? Woman: Isn't that little square dude your son? SpongeBob: What? He's my cousin! Woman: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It just looked-- Stanley: Oh, little Bobby and your little fibs. You be nice to the lady. SpongeBob: What are you talking about? Stanley: Oh, don't mind him. You know how they are. Woman: Oh, yes. I understand. (winks at Stanley, then walks away) Stanley: Call me! Let's go Bobby, it's close to bed time. SpongeBob: You're pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 A+ Episode . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Episode 7 Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, we're gonna play hooky! SpongeBob: (gasps) Patrick, don't you remember? Hooks turn you into tuna cans. Patrick: SpongeBob, haven't you ever been wondering what's beyond our world? SpongeBob: What do you mean? Patrick: I mean, there are actual air-breathing creatures willing to bring us up to the surface to see what's up there. SpongeBob: Patrick, we've already been up to the surface, and it has never turned out well. Patrick: But what's beyond the surface? Where does the moon come from? SpongeBob: Patrick, we've been to the moon, and quite frankly, it's very humid up there. Patrick: Well, what's beyond the moon? What created the moon? Who made the little rocks on the moon? SpongeBob: You've been watching that documentary, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Glad to see this back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 It's been ages since I posted an episode, but I think I now have enough summer spirit to make new ones all season long! Episode 8 Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I have a girlfriend! SpongeBob: Holy macarel! What's her name? Patrick: Umm... I don't know yet. SpongeBob: You don't know your girlfriend's name? Patrick: I just met her last night. SpongeBob: Last night? So how did you two meet? Patrick: Oh, we haven't met yet. But I do know that she is the match for me! Whenever I lay my eyes upon her, I feel that I have just been lifted in a magical hot-air balloon that I can't escape, yet all I want to do is go higher and higher! SpongeBob: Does she even know you exist? Patrick: I'm not sure. I think she glanced at me once. SpongeBob: Patrick, just because you have a crush on someone does not mean you are dating. Patrick: Dating?! Whoa, we're not ready for that yet. Right now we're just boyfriend/girlfriends. End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Episode 9 Plankton: Oh, what's the use? I'm always trying to be as successful as Mr. Krabs and what do I get? Karen: Nothing? Plankton: Exactly. Geesh, I don't know why I share my inner thoughts out loud when I could be taking more actions. Karen: Like what? Plankton: Like this. (unveils a noose) Karen: What's that for? Plankton: What do you think? For killing myself. Karen: So let me get this straight. You're killing yourself just because you cannot get the Krabby Patty secret formula and be rich like Mr. Krabs. Plankton: Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Karen: Yet, if you do become a powerful boss like Mr. Krabs, you will probably use science to make yourself the supreme ruler of the universe. Plankton: Well, maybe then I will really matter. Karen: Plankton, have you ever realized that there are 6,922,989,942 others whose lives really don't matter? Plankton: Yes, but since I can't control those 6,922,989,942 people, I am giving up on life altogether. Karen: Then there will just be 6,922,989,941 people. Plankton: Oh, what? You're saying that I can't do it? Because I can do it, see? (kicks chair and hangs self) Hmm, this rope wasn't as tight as I thought it would be. Darn it, I'm still alive. Karen: And so ends another failed attempt at something by Plankton. Plankton: Curse you, Karen. End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Good, but not as funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I liked it. It was darker than the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 Episode 10 Squidward: Ah, the summer. Time for relaxation, clarinet playing, and adding to my collection of 938 self-portraits. Yep, nothing like a couple meaningless hobbies to make my life feel semi-complete. ~~~ Mr. Krabs: Argh, the summer! While everyone is out vacationing in some Honolufrufru resort, I'm here waiting for the kiddies to rush to the Krusty Krab and pig out all summer long! That's the true meaning of summer: making profits and profits and profits. ~~~ Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaah... summer. *sits on couch and watching infomercial on TV* Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah... ~~~ Plankton: Aha! Now I have an entire summer to plot more sinister plans to finally thwart Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab! ...just like I do all year long. ~~~ Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: That's right Gary! Everyone has fun during the summer, and I am no exception. Now time for *gets out jellyfishing net*.... 24 hours of the Jellyfishing and Bubbleblowing Network! *sits and watches TV* Ah, summer. End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Tale Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Patrick: (Running around) Hahahahahaahhahha Salesman: Hey! Hey you! Patrick: Who, me? Salesman: Yes you! Get outta town! Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Salesman: ............ Salesman: *Hands a paper to an old man* Get outta town, to beautiful Sunny Seashore Resort! Umm...what are you doing? This isn't your spin-off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Tale Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Does it have to be that? What? This isn't your spin-off, and I didn't even understand your post at all, unless you were posting an episode for him, which you shouldn't be doing as this isn't your spin-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Does it have to be that? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Tale Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Oh I didn't even know this was in the spinoff section (found it in the Latest Topics bar) Well.....: Instruction Patty: Your mission if you choose to accept it, is to find out what Plankton's up to. Don't let him out of your site. You'll need to wrestle up some spy gadgets. If you don't accept it, YOU'RE FIRED! This patty will self destruct in 10 seconds Spongebob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spongebob: Get rid of it! Get rid of it Patrick! Patrick: *Drops the patty in his shorts* *Instruction Patty blows up* Spongebob: Hey Sandy Sandy: Hey Spongebob & Patrick. What ya'll doin'? Spongebob: Do you know anything about spying, Sandy? Sandy: *Shows them spy gadgets* Spongebob: With these gadgets, we'll definitely be able to spy on Plankton! Sandy: Hahaha! I wouldn't let you 2 anywhere near this stuff! Spongebob: What do we do now, Patrick? Patrick: *Picks up Knockout Ray & shoots at Sandy with it* Sandy: *Falls asleep* Unless SpongeSebastian gave you permission to post that (which I am assuming is an episode), then don't post it. But if Seb did give you permission, then go ahead, post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 ACS, SpongeSeb did NOT give you permission to post episodes. I just messaged him. Make your own spin-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 Yeah ACS, this is my spin-off. Besides, the dialogue you're posting seem to be quotes from random SpongeBob episodes. Consider this a warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'm just gonna stop posting hereYou can still leave comments if you want. Just please do not post random quotes here or try to write new episodes. If you want to write your own episodes, please start your own spin-off. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 15, 2011 Author Share Posted June 15, 2011 Episode 11 Barnacle Boy: Wow, that sure was a tiring day of nonstop crime fighting. Mermaid Man: You said it, Barnacle Boy. But it's days like these that only make me feel young again. Barnacle Boy: Yeah, when we were young... wait, I just realized something. The world seemed to be doing just fine before we showed up. Why is it that when we first became superheroes that all of these supervillains started showing up. Mermaid Man: I don't know. Maybe once they saw how mighty and muscular we were, more people turned to supervillains just to see if they could meet their match with us. Barnacle Boy: But what if we never existed? Would that mean that the supervillains would have never existed as well? Seems like it would have been a much better world. Mermaid Man: Well, it's too late to turn back now. We only have a few years left, we might was well keep fighting super-evil until we die and the world is screwed. Barnacle Boy: Never thought about that. To heck with the young folks! Once we're gone, it's all their problem and they would've wished they respected their elders more. (they both laugh sinisterly) End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Pretty funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebby Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 Episode 12: Pearl: Wow, I can't wait! I'm gonna throw the most awesomest, most totally coral party ever! Oh, and here come my friends! (Judy, Jenny, and Julie enter) Judy: Hi, Pearl. Julie: Hey, I brought chips. Jenny: We're ready to party down! Pearl: Ooh, I'm so excited. You guys are finally here! Now follow me into the living room. The party is about to begin. (they gather around on the living room couch) Judy: So, what are we gonna do? Pearl: Mmm...I don't know, wanna watch some TV? Jenny: Sure. Julie: Okay. (Pearl turns on the TV) Julie: Oh hey, we could eat some of my chips! (she opens the bag and the girls awkwardly grab and eat some) Pearl: Yeeeah...I have music. Wanna listen to that? Judy/Jenny/Julie: (blandly) Okay. (Pearl puts on some gentle music) Jenny: Ooh, my mom is calling me. I have to go now. Judy: Yeah, I have to go too. Julie: Me three. I just remembered I have to babysit my baby brother. Judy: Awesome party, Pearl. Pearl: Bye! (they leave) Holy scallops...... I KNEW I'D THROW A WICKED PARTY! End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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