Stonerfish

[Elastic Dawg]

Coming soon.

PLOT: The underground world of drug dealing involving sex, violence, and of course, drugs in Bikini Bottom is exposed.

[Clappy]

Wow, sounds pretty edgy. I am intrigued with the premise, so the pilot should be interesting...

[Ron]

It's 2011!!

[Wumbo]

It's 2011!!

Now tell me what month it is.

[Elastic Dawg]

S1E1: Pilot

One day, a fish named Bill went to a gun shop.

"Whaddaya want?" asked the fish behind the counter.

"A shotgun," responded Bill.

"Fer what?"

"Killin."

Not wanting to ask anymore questions, the gun shop owner handed him one.

"Thanks," said Bill as he left.

Bill then arrived in an alley. "Hey, I got the gun," he said.

"Thanks," said a shady man in a long dark coat. "Hand it over."

"ok."

And with that, the shady man shot Bill in the back.

"You bastard..." said Bill, as he took his last breath.

"Alright guys," said the shady man as more people arose from the darkness of the alley. "Here's the plan. We distribute the drugs and weaponry among ourselves evenly. Got that?"

"ok."

"And then, we kill them. You understand?"

"Yes."

"Alright. Lets go."

[Elastic Dawg]

S1E2: The Thrilling World of PCP

One day, the Shady Man assigned his dealers jobs. "Phil and James, you'll handle the PCP. Will and Chris, you guys get the weed. Bob...i'm counting on you with the cocaine."

"Ok," they all said.

First, Phil and James were in an apartment with the PCP they had purchased. "Dude, this shit seems pretty good. I'm gonna try some."

"Goddammit, we gotta sell it, not do it!" said Phil.

"Come on man," said James. "Just a little."

"Alright."

And with that, they got

just as room service walked in.

"ITS THE DEMONS MAN! THE DEMONS!" yelled James as he knifed the maid to death. Eventually, they passed out.

The next morning, James and Phil woke up, covered and blood, horrified at the site of the dead maid. "Shit, we gotta get dispose of this!" they said. And with that, they took the body and threw it in a dumpster. After doing that, they decided to drive to the Shady Man with the PCP they had left. "Take it man, TAKE IT!"

"Good," said the Shady Man. "Good."

[Elastic Dawg]

S1E3: Higher and Higher

One day, Will and Chris were busy getting freshly grown seaweed plants. "This is an awesome job. All ya gotta do is get dope, smoke a little, and give it to the boss," said Chris.

"Smoke a little?" asked Will.

"Yeah. Besides, the boss won't notice."

"I don't know. He's pretty keen on inspecting things."

"Just shut it and light up."

And so, they got high and then drove horribly on the road until they crashed into another car and fell off the highway into the river below. Once they realized what had happened, they got out and ran with the weed until they were caught by cops.

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US, COPPERS!" they yelled as they ran sloppily with the bags of weed. Finally, they passed out in the middle of the road and were hit by a car. The next morning, Will was dead and Chris stumbled along with the bags of weed until he got the Shady Man's lair.

"H-h-here you go sir," he said as he weakly handed the bags to the Shady Man.

"Thanks."