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SBC Studios Present

in association with The SpongeBob Community…

 

Watch Conehead-

OBAB: Wait a second. This isn’t a show, it’s a lit!

Conehead: Narrator, you’ve been doing this for months and yet you still don’t know what you did wrong? How can you “watch” us?

Narrator: I don’t know! Let me try this again. *clears throat*

 

Read all about Conehead and friends going on awesome adventures in…

...The SBC Show!

Created by Coney (Conehead)

 

Conehead: That’s more like it.

OBAB: Anyway, let’s get down to business. Conehead leaves for camp...what will the others do without him?

 

S2E5: Camp Catastrophe

 

*We see Conehead walking in through the door*

Conehead: Guys, I’m-WHAT THE?

*The shot pans through the destroyed remains of Conehead’s house*

Conehead: WHAT DID THEY DO?!

 

3 WEEKS EARLIER

 

*We see the gang on the couch when an alarm rings*

Conehead: Oop! It’s time to go to camp!

VLK: ...Camp?

OBAB: You’ve never told us you were going to a camp…

Conehead: I know! It was a surprise!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Then go already!

Conehead: I will, but first I have to tell you some ground rules.

VLK: Go On…

Conehead: First, don’t touch ANYTHING except the floor, the couch, the TV, and the door. Second…

*The three stare off into space and Conehead’s voice gets muffled*

Conehead: Mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf!

OBAB: So what should we do while he’s gone?

VLK: I Don’t Know, Throw A Party?

Conehead: Got it?

*The three heroes nod in unison*

Conehead: Now I can’t tell that you weren’t listening, but I could only say that once. If you weren’t listening, it’s your fault, not mine.

*A bus shows up in the driveway*

Conehead: There’s my ride! Bye, guys! And make sure to follow the rules!

*Conehead exits the house and the bus drives away*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: So what did he say?

VLK: I’m pretty sure he said to touch everything.

OBAB: Woo-hoo!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Then let’s get funky!

*The heroes throw a big party, and Conehead’s house starts to break down*

 

Meanwhile…

 

*We see Bl4ze staring at a glass ball of the party*

Bl4ze: A party? A PARTY? And with Conehead gone for camp? I have a plan.

*Bl4ze smiles like the grinch*

Bl4ze: LAND TAKERS, ASSEMBLE!

*All the Land Takers (except Hawk) come into the room*

WhaleBlubber: We await your command, master.

Bl4ze: We are going to throw a party!

*The Land Takers cheer*

Bl4ze: But first, drink these.

*Bl4ze tosses potions to the heroes*

Storm: What are these?

Bl4ze: Mega potions. They can make us turn to giants. Bottoms up!

*The Land Takers drink the potions*

Koopa: Huh. I don’t feel anything.

Bl4ze: Just step outside…

*The Land Takers start walking through the city, when they grow to massive heights*

Storm: WOAH! I feel amazing!

Bl4ze: So let’s start this destruction!

*The Land Takers start walking through town and destroying buildings*

 

Back at Conehead’s house…

 

*The shot pans through the massive party to the three heroes who are having a good time*

VLK: Oh Yeah! This Party Is Going Strong!

OBAB: And it’s all because Conehead left!

*The heroes cheer while the party goes on*

 

Meanwhile at camp…

 

*We see Conehead at his cabin while the rest of the people are playing cards*

Conehead: I wonder what my friends are doing at home. I seriously hope they listened to my rules, because they’re pretty ignorant.

Camper: And so are you!

Conehead: Wait, how could you tell I was thinking?

Camper: We could hear every word you said, dummy!

Conehead: Say that again, pencil-neck!

Camper: So you’re too deaf to hear it once?

Conehead: You’re too blind to see your ugly face!

*Conehead and the camper get into a fight*

Conehead: Wait a second...do you hear that?

Camper: No, what?

Conehead: I hear destruction. You guys keep playing your cards, I gotta go.

*Conehead mega-jumps out of the cabin and it makes a hole in the roof*

Camper: WAIT, COME BACK!
*The shot pans through buildings as Conehead leaps across them*

Conehead: Those idiots better not have done anything to my house…

 

Meanwhile, at the party…

 

*The shot cuts to the three heroes partying*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Isn’t this great?

OBAB: We get tons of good times!

VLK: Not To Mention The Lovely Ladies!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Hold on. What did I just hear?

???: OUT OF MY WAY, SCRUBS!

OBAB: Huh?

*The heroes look out the window to see the giant Land Takers heading for Conehead’s house*

VLK: Oh No!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: I think we partied too hard.

OBAB: Tell me about it.

*Suddenly, Bl4ze’s giant foot crashes through the roof*

Bl4ze: SO, EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: We were, until you idiot crashed our party! Literally!

Bl4ze: WELL, I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. BUT I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL ANYWAY!

VLK: Bl4ze Is Gonna Kill Everyone Here! We Have To Stop Him!

OBAB: How? We don’t even have Conehead around!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Let me think! I’m the brains of our adventures.

VLK: No Wonder You’re Such A Bummer.

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan hits VLK on the head*

VLK: Hey!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Okay, I know now. Conehead always knows when there’s danger, so I can tell he’s coming. But it won’t be a short time until he does, so…

OBAB: What?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: HEROES, ATTACK!

*The heroes become their fighting forms and run up Bl4ze’s legs*

Bl4ze: OH, LOOK. MOSQUITOS ON MY CLOTHES.

*Giant WhaleBlubber swats them off*

OWAF: Wait, there’s more of them?

Bl4ze: MORE? I HAVE MY WHOLE ARMY WITH ME!

SpongeBob’s Favorite Fighter: WHAT?!

*The heroes fall to the ground*

Bl4ze: FINALLY! I FINALLY GOT THEM!

*The shot cuts to the heroes’ point of view, and Bl4ze stomps on them*

 

 

*The heroes wake up in Bl4ze’s shirt pocket*

OBAB: ...huh? Where are we?

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan peeks out of the pocket*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: I’m pretty sure we’re being carried through the city while Bl4ze completely destroys it.

VLK: No! I Can’t Believe We Were Finally Caught!

OBAB: So how are we gonna get out and stop Bl4ze?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Well, I got us into this mess-

OBAB: “I’m the brains of our adventures.”

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Shut up!

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan hits OBAB*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Anyway, since I got us here, I should get us out.

OBAB: So what’s your plan?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Well...since there’s a barrier around the exit, I say we chew our way out!

VLK: Gross!

OBAB: Sorry, but we have to.

*The heroes start chewing on the shirt, eventually forming a hole*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Yes! Okay guys, let’s go!

*The heroes jump out of the hole*

Bl4ze: HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!

OBAB: We don’t “think”, but we “know” that we’re going to Conehead’s house!

Bl4ze: GET BACK HERE!

VLK: Sorry!

*The heroes run to Conehead’s house and shut the door*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Wait!

*snap*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: I got it!

OBAB: What?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: How to stop Bl4ze! We just have to do our own thing!

VLK: WHAT!? How Will That Work?!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Just trust me!

OBAB: Okay…

VLK: EVERYONE! WE’RE TAKING THIS PARTY UP A NOTCH!

*The crowd cheers*

Bl4ze: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

*The heroes start dancing*

♫ I’m so happy Aha! Happy go lucky me♫

Bl4ze: STOP IGNORING ME!

♫I just go my way, living everyday♫

*OBAB and SpongeBob’s #1 Fan dance onto Bl4ze*

OBAB: Huh, maybe I should trust him more often.

♫I don’t worry, worrying don’t agree♫

*OBAB stabs spam arrows into Bl4ze’s arm*

Bl4ze: Yow! Quit it!

♫Things that bother you never bother me♫

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan starts slashing his sponge sword on Bl4ze*

Bl4ze: Hey!

♫Things that bother you never bother me♫

*VLK shoots his arrows into Bl4ze’s chest*

♫I feel happy and fine Aha!♫

*Dancers start punching the others*

WhaleBlubber: REALLY?

♫Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight♫

*Hawk begins to slash the giants*

Storm: HEY!

♫Having a wonderful time♫

*The heroes start attacking the other giants*

Koopa: STOP THAT!

♫Just take it from me, I’m just as free as any daughter♫

Hawk: YOU STOP THAT!

*Hawk slashes Koopa in the eyes, knocking him over*

♫I do what I like, just what I like and how I love it♫

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: You’re doing good, guys! Keep it up!

♫I’ll be here to stay when I’m old and gray♫

*OBAB repeatedly punches WhaleBlubber in the face*

WhaleBlubber: AAH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

♫I’ll be right in my prime♫

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan nearly chops Bl4ze in half*

Bl4ze: NO! THAT HURTS!

♫Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight♫

OBAB: This is for crashing our party!

*OBAB nearly breaks Storm’s nose*

Storm: OW!

♫Having a wonderful time♫

*The giants fall over*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: I told you to listen to me!

OBAB: Well, we did!

VLK: We Should Listen To You More Often.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Shucks, thanks for saying that.

???: YAAAAAH!

VLK: Huh?

*Conehead comes down out of nowhere and punches Bl4ze in the face, making him and the rest of the heroes disappear*

Conehead: Phew.

OBAB: Wait, Conehead-

*Conehead mega-jumps back to camp*

OBAB: Huh. Weird.



3 WEEKS LATER

 

*We see Conehead and the gang in the remains of Conehead’s house*

Conehead: Well, I trust you for three weeks and this happens. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

OBAB: But we helped you stop Bl4ze!

Conehead: Nope, I did it myself.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: WITHOUT US, IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE!

Conehead: Oh, really? And why so?

OBAB: Because they were knocked over with the help of US! Then you came! And if it wasn’t for us, you would probably be dead by now!

Conehead: Yes, but-um...they didn’t get up because they liked me?

OBAB: Admit it, Conehead, you’re just a glory hog who wants all the attention. YOU should be ashamed of YOURself!

Conehead: Well, you guys destroyed my house!

VLK: Actually, Bl4ze Did.

Conehead: You actually helped him, because you were tearing down the house with your partying! But anyway, here’s your punishment. You have to call the repairmen to repair the house.

OBAB: But we don’t want to! We sound like old ladies!

Conehead: Too bad.

Hawk: I can repair your house!

*Hawk repairs the house*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Too bad, Conehead.

Conehead: ARGH!

 

THE END

Coming next episode: The School

Credits:

Coney - Himself

OBAB - Himself

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan - A slightly modified himself

No credit to all the villains, but credit to everyone else

©2017 SBC Studios, a division of The SpongeBob Community

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10 hours ago, Coney said:

sure, just give me your persona and wait for the show to come back from hiatus

a person who watches tv and plays with toys and would risk his life for a dollar store toy or a second of tv to where he sometimes thinks he's a tv show character from these shows

dora the explorer

spongebob

teen titans go

g3 my little pony

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SBC Studios Present

in association with The SpongeBob Community…

 

Read all about Conehead and friends going on awesome adventures in…

...The SBC Show!

Created by Coney (Conehead)

 

OBAB: The gang goes BACK TO SCHOOL! But this school has something off about it…what can it be?

 

S2E6: The School

 

September 5th

 

*The shot cuts to the gang at the Industrial Park*

VLK: Today’s The Day!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: That you shut your yap-trap?

VLK: No! Of Course Not!

OBAB: Then what event could possibly be happening today?

VLK: We’re Going BACK TO SCHOOL!

Conehead: Huh?

VLK: You Heard Me Right! BACK TO SCHOOL!

OBAB: Really?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Nah. I don’t want to go back to that horrible place.

Conehead: School is the reason I’m not in the Drasticals anymore!

VLK: But It Will Be A Fun Learning Experience!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: We already know enough!

Conehead: It’s a proven fact that the more you know, the more of a bummer you are.

VLK: You Have To Go To School! It’s The Only Thing You Can Do!

Conehead: Actually, it’s not.

OBAB: We could be going on an adventure right now.

VLK: This Is An Adventure!

Conehead: No, it’s not.

VLK: I Must Do Whatever I Can To Get You To School...And That Includes Dragging You!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: I don’t want to be more of a bummer than I already am.

Conehead: No great loss.

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan smacks Conehead*

Conehead: Ow!

VLK: Time To Drag You!

*VLK tries to drag the heroes into a warp pipe, but they don’t budge*

OBAB: Quit it!

VLK: Hm…

*VLK picks up the heroes, then tosses them into the pipe*

VLK: Close Enough.

*VLK tosses himself into the pipe*

 

Meanwhile, in Bl4ze’s lair…

 

*The last scene displays on a glass ball*

Bl4ze: A school, eh? School...grrrr!

*Bl4ze gets a flashback to 6th grade*

Bl4ze: Back then, I was known as “icyhot”. I was one of the cool kids in school.

*icyhot swipes a Snickers from a schooler’s desk*

Schooler: icyhot, stop stealing my snacks!

icyhot: How about no.

Everyone: Ooooh!

Bl4ze: This was around the time when Planet SBC wasn’t even made yet, but we had another planet called “Planet TV”. It was great.

Teacher: Okay, class, today we are going to start our fighting training!

Everyone: Yaaay!

Bl4ze: And that was why. We would always have fighting training, just in case we ever got hacked. The training would take place on the Planet TV battlefield, and the schoolers would all compete.

*A schooler charges toward icyhot on the battlefield*

Schooler: This is what happens when you take another man’s Snickers!

*icyhot touches the schooler and he gets flung across the battlefield*

icyhot: Nope.

Bl4ze: As most people know, I was at the top.

Teacher: icyhot, you’re on fire!

icyhot: Obviously.

Teacher: I’m expecting a lot from you at graduation!

Bl4ze: School was the best thing that would ever happen to me, but then I saw...it.

???: HEY!

*A demon confronts the school*

???: Your time here is expired. From now on, Planet TV will only be for TV show overviews.

Teacher: No! You can’t make us leave! SCHOOLERS, ATTACK!

*All the schoolers charge toward the demon*

icyhot: You’re not getting away with this!

???: Of course I am!

*icyhot jumps up to hit the demon, but the demon leans and all the schoolers leap past him*

Schooler #2: This can’t be happening!

*The schooler hits the ground along with all the others*

???: FOOLS!

*The demon fires a huge ray*

Bl4ze: That was supposed to destroy us all, but only a few survived...me and a couple others.

icyhot: What...happened?

Teacher: You almost died. Now come on, it’s time for graduation.

Bl4ze: That beam destroyed everything, so before we did graduation (which was a little early because of the destruction) we had to migrate to a new planet, courtesy of terminoob...Planet SBC.

Teacher: Okay, survivors...you are now the new staff of Planet SBC!

Bl4ze: Most of the survivors were staff that Planet SBC is familiar with now, like hilaryfan80 and JJS. Believe it or not, I (as well as everyone in the Land Takers) was also made a staff...until the Great Rebellion. Now, you might be wondering, what is the Great Rebellion? Well, everyone in the Land Takers survived the beam, and we all got “influenced” by the destruction, so…

*icyhot goes inside the Planet SBC control room, with hilaryfan80 running the controls*

icyhot: Hey hilaryfan80, could you let me use those controls?

hilaryfan80: Sure.

*hilaryfan80 moves over for icyhot to use the controls*

icyhot: Okay, now...ban!

*hilaryfan80 disappears*

icyhot: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!

*Every staff except the influenced staff disappear*

icyhot: Name change!

*icyhot changes his name to “Blaze”*

Blaze: Land Takers, get in here!

Bl4ze: We controlled the planet until the staff caught on and banned us all. And from then on, my name was “Bl4ze” and we all became The Land Takers. But those stupid heroes keep ruining my plans!

*The flashback ends*

Bl4ze: But wait. Maybe I could put those heroes through what I experienced in school! Bwahahahaha!

 

MEANWHILE

 

*We see the heroes walking through Archive Road*

Conehead: I don’t want to go to school.

VLK: Well, Too Bad!

OBAB: This will not be fun.

VLK: Of Course It Will! We’ll Meet Lots Of New Friends, And Possibly Teammates!

Conehead: Ugh.

VLK: Look! There It Is!

*The shot pans to a school*

OBAB: NOOO!

VLK: Yes!

*VLK drags the heroes inside*

Conehead: Huh. This place looks kinda nice inside.

OBAB: Yeah, it does.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: So where’s our classroom?

VLK: Right There!

*VLK points to a room in the back of the hall*

Conehead: NOOO! The worst part about school is the horribly long walk to the classroom!

VLK: Well, Sorry!

*The heroes start walking*

Conehead: This is gonna take a while.

*We go through a montage of the heroes walking through snow, rain, sand, and a forest*

OBAB: Finally! We made it!

*We see the exhausted heroes walking to the back of the hall*

Conehead: Yes!

*Conehead turns the knob and opens the door*

Conehead: Wait a minute, this isn’t a classroom…

*Conehead walks inside and we hear girl shrieks*

Conehead: AAAAAH!

*Embarrassed, Conehead runs out and slams the door shut*

Conehead: ...it’s the girl’s bathroom.

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan snickers*

Conehead: Shut it!

*Conehead smacks SpongeBob’s #1 Fan*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Hey!

VLK: Anyway, The Real Classroom Is Next To The Bathroom.

Conehead: Okay then!

*The heroes enter the room*

 

At Bl4ze’s lair…

 

Bl4ze: Those fools! They’re actually falling for my trap!

WhaleBlubber: What are you gonna do to them?

Bl4ze: I’ll put them through intense fighting training, then influence them (as well as everyone else I’ve sent there) to become evil and work for us!

WhaleBlubber: You know AngryKoopa could do the latter in 10 seconds, right?

Bl4ze: Shut your piehole!

WhaleBlubber: I’m actually allergic to pie.

Bl4ze: Oh, really?

*Bl4ze throws a rhubarb pie into WhaleBlubber’s face, and it swells up*

Bl4ze: Anyway, disguise yourself as a teacher and head on over there.

WhaleBlubber: Right away, sir.

*WhaleBlubber walks out of the room*

Bl4ze: Let the training begin!

 

Back at the school…

 

*We see the heroes and a couple other people sitting at desks*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Wait a minute...SpongeBob is sitting next to me! Woo!

SpongeBob: Well, actually…
*SpongeBob transforms into a person*

???: I’m scarypants. As you can see from my overloaded desk, I would give my life for a dollar store toy. And sometimes I think I’m a random character from random shows.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Oh. Well, in that case…

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan slaps scarypants across the face*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: WHY DID YOU TRICK ME!?

OBAB: The guy’s got issues.

Conehead: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me…

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Stop singing “All-Star”, the teacher’s here!

*The teacher walks into the room*

Teacher: Welcome to school, class.

Conehead: wElCoMe tO ScHoOl, ClAsS.

Teacher: Are you mocking me, young man?

Conehead: 2 things. 1, I am NOT a young man. 2, I had to do it because I hate school.

Teacher: *gasp* How dare you say that! The principal will see you now!

Conehead: WHAT?!

*A familiar-looking Guard comes in and drags Conehead to the principal’s office*

OBAB: Hold on a sec.

VLK: Those Guards Looked Like Storm!

OBAB: Is there something fishy going on here?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Yup, it’s your breath. What have you been eating, raw fish?

OBAB: I’m not talking about my bad hygiene! I’m saying that what if this whole thing was a trick?

SB#1F & VLK: Hm…

*The heroes go into deep thought*

Heroes: Meh.

VLK: Anyway, Even If It Was A Trick, Conehead Would Be Able To Figure It Out!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Yeah, it’s too bad we lost him.

 

Meanwhile, in the principal’s office…

 

???: You should be ashamed of yourself, naughty boy.

Conehead: For the nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety ninth time, I am NOT a boy!

???: Of course you are. You always fail to keep Bl4ze from destroying the city.

Conehead: Hold up,, 2 things. 1, some kid put a rating on our adventures that prevents us from actually KILLING him. 2, how do you even know about this? I’ve never even seen you before!

???: Yes, you have. In most of your adventures.

Conehead: Wait, what do you mean “in most of our adventures”? We have NEVER se--wait a second. Your voice!

*Conehead gets continuous flashbacks of fights with Bl4ze*

Conehead: ...Bl4ze! I know what you’re up to!

*The principal lifts up the hat blocking his face, revealing Bl4ze’s*

Bl4ze: ...congratulations, Conehead. But this is just the beginning…

*The door locks shut behind Conehead*

Bl4ze: Koopa! Seize him!

*The shot turns white, and we fade back to the classroom*

Teacher: Okay, class, what should we do first today?

Cream: oooh! let’s fight!

Teacher: Fighting training, that’s a start. How about you, Ben?

BenPaz: How about we do “Graduation and Ben moves to high school, where he’s supposed to be”!

Teacher: How rude! You know we only have one school here. How about you, VLK?

VLK: Social Studies!

Everyone: No!

Teacher: No Social Studies, VLK. That’s boring. Instead, let’s fight!

Cream: yay!

Everyone else: NOOOO!

*The shot cuts to the schoolers on the battlefield*

Teacher: Okay, everyone. First things first, you will need fighting to prevent being hacked in the future. Second things second, I will teach you the basics. Got it?

Schoolers: Yup.

Teacher: Here’s the first move…

*We go through a series of boring fighting moves*

Teacher: ...and finally, the backlift-kick. Got it?

Schoolers: Sure.

Teacher: Wow, you guys sure look ready! Okay, OBAB against scarypants! Go!

*Everyone except OBAB and scarypants goes onto the bleachers*

OBAB: Hey.

scarypants: How ya doing?

Renegade: DO SOMETHING ALREADY!

scarypants: Uh…

*scarypants turns into Robin (from TTG) and starts hitting OBAB with his staff*

Robin: Staff meeting! Staff meeting! Staff meeting!

*Robin turns back into scarypants and starts throwing dollar store toys at OBAB*

OBAB: Ow! Oof! Hey!

scarypants: Ha!

OBAB: THAT’S IT! Backlift-kick!

*OBAB backlift-kicks the dollar store toys into scarypants’ face*

scarypants: How dare you! You broke my toys, I was throwing them with care!

*scarypants turns into SpongeBob and blows bubbles into OBAB’s eyes*

OBAB: AAH! MY EYES!

*SpongeBob turns back into scarypants, charges toward OBAB and beats him up*

“Stop that!” “You jerk!” “You’re the jerk!”

Teacher: Alright, break it up!

*The teacher separates the two*

Teacher: This was just an example of how to properly fight, kids.

*The bell rings*

Teacher: Oop, that’s the bell! LUNCHTIME, EVERYONE!

 

In the cafeteria…

 

*The shot cuts to an empty table with OBAB, SpongeBob’s #1 Fan and VLK at it*

VLK: So When Do You Think Conehead Will Come Back?

OBAB: I’m not sure. My GPS sensors-

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Wait...you’ve put tracking devices in us?

OBAB: No…

VLK: Good.

OBAB: Anyway, the sensors don’t know where Conehead is.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Do you think maybe he wandered off?

OBAB: No, he never does that. He’s Conehead. Now who wants a sandwich?

VLK: I Do!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Sure, why not.

*OBAB opens the lunch bag and tosses out sandwiches*

OBAB: Yours, yours, and mine.

VLK: Yummy!

OBAB: Wait a minute...there’s a note!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Read it!

*OBAB pulls the note out of the bag and reads it*

“OBAB, VLK and SpongeBob’s #1 Fan,

 

             Meet me at the secret basement near the bleachers! You’ve been looking for me, so I figured I would wait for you guys down there.

 

           Sincerely,

           Conehead

                                                                                                                             (By the way, leave the sandwich near the principal’s office.)”

VLK: So What Are We Waiting For? Let’s Go!

OBAB: Wait! We need to wait until after lunch for more fighting training. Eat your sandwich.

VLK: Wait A Minute...Never Mind, I Don’t Want My Sandwich.

OBAB: Why not, it’s delicious!

VLK: Bologna And Mayonaise.

OBAB: WHAT?!

*SpongeBob’s #1 Fan and OBAB spit out the sandwich*

OBAB: We hate bologna!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Well, actually, Conehead doesn’t.

VLK: No Wonder He Made Those Sandwiches…

OBAB: Wait a second! Conehead would never make bologna sandwiches for us!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: He would always make us a PB&J.

OBAB: I sense something fishy! Again!

VLK: If It Wasn’t Conehead Who Made The Sandwiches, Then Who Did?

OBAB: Bl4ze! Something must be going on!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Come on, it’s just the sandwiches. Ignore it.

OBAB: Oh, fine. Come on, guys, lunch is over.

*The heroes head back to the classroom*

Teacher: So is everyone ready for more fighting training?

Everyone: Sure.

Teacher: Then let’s go!

*The heroes walk out to the battlefield*

OBAB: Wait...what happened?

*The shot pans through the battlefield, except torn down and in flames*

VLK: AAAH!

Teacher: Mwahahahahaha!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: What are you doing?

Teacher: This was all a trick! I lured you out here with this disguise!

*The teacher pulls off her head, revealing…*

OBAB: WhaleBlubber?! You dressed up as a girl?!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Wow, you’re crazy.

WhaleBlubber: Bl4ze told me to do this! Also, we’re going to destroy you all!

OBAB: But what about Conehead?

WhaleBlubber: Oh, he’s right where he said he was.

*The heroes run to the basement*

OBAB: Conehead! We’re coming!

Bl4ze: Hey! Don’t you know you’re in my secret lair?

OBAB: We’ve come for Conehead!

Bl4ze: GET AWAY FROM ME!

*Bl4ze kicks the heroes out of the basement, sending them flying onto the battlefield*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Well, that was a bit…

VLK: ...Rushed.

*Conehead lands on the heroes*

Conehead: Hey, guys.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: “Hey, guys”? “HEY, GUYS”?! WE ARE STRANDED IN A FIELD COVERED IN FLAMES AND “HEY, GUYS” IS ALL YOU SAY?!

OBAB: Take it easy! Jeez!

Conehead: Uh...guys?

???: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

VLK: What’s That?

*A demon rises up from the ground*

???: All you schoolers should be terminated!

Conehead: You got that right!

OBAB: …? What?

Conehead: I said “You got that right”!

OBAB: So all schoolers, inclusing us, should be terminated?

Conehead: Yep!

*The three heroes huddle up*

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Okay, so we’ve got an evil Conehead, gross sandwiches, transexual teacher and huge demon. What should we do?

OBAB: Well, there is one thing...HEROES, ATTACK!

*The heroes charge toward the demon*

???: YOU CAN’T STOP ME!

*The demon knocks every schooler except the heroes down to the ground*

VLK: YAAAAH!

*The demon leans and the heroes leap past him*

???: SO DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?

OBAB: ...who?

???: BL4ZE!

VLK: I KNEW IT! This Whole Thing Was A Scheme! I Can’t Believe You Guys Were Too Dumb To Think Of This!

OBAB: Actually, we thought of it first. And it’s your fault for taking us to school.

VLK: Ugh!

*All the schoolers land on the heroes*

Bl4ze: And by the way, SORRY this had to happen to you. But it’s a win/win! For me!

*Bl4ze fires a giant ray at the schoolers*

 

-EPILOUGE-

Cream: ...huh?

*The schoolers get up*

Cream: where’s the fabulous four?

BenPaz: I have no idea. They were right below us, but now they’re gone.

scarypants: What could have happened?

Bl4ze: HAHA!

*The schoolers see Bl4ze (now normal form) standing in front of them*

Bl4ze: I captured them.

Cream: what!?

Bl4ze: Now, they’re my slaves, and right about now they’re setting off to destroy the world. And speaking of being my slaves, why aren’t you guys my slaves?

Cream: we weren’t affected by your mind control.

Bl4ze: Maybe THAT time, you weren’t…

Cream: you’re not letting them do this!

Bl4ze: Oh yes, I am. And there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

Cream: yes there is!

*Cream charges towards Bl4ze and continuously punches him in the gut*

Bl4ze: You prove to be a good warrior. But you’re no match for me and my minions!

*Bl4ze disappears*

Cream: so that’s it. he’s left to go control the heroes.

scarypants: What are you gonna do?

Cream: correction: what are WE gonna do? scarypants, BenPaz, join me and we shall become the new Planet Warriors!

???: I’ll join too.

*The heroes look back to see hilaryfan80*

hilaryfan80: I’ll help you with your adventures. I will be the brains.

Cream: go ahead. anyway, we are now the new Planet Warriors to break Bl4ze’s spell!

scarypants: Yeah! Woo!

Cream: okay, let’s go.

*scarypants turns into Beast Boy, then turns into a horse*

BB: Everyone on me!

*The heroes get on BB’s back and he dashes off into the distance*

 

THE END

Coming next episode: Shattered World: The Beginning of the End

Credits:

Coney - Himself

OBAB - Himself

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan - A slightly modified himself

Cream - Herself

BenPaz - Himself

scarypants - Himself

No credit to all the villains, but credit to everyone else

©2016-2017 SBC Studios, a division of The SpongeBob Community

Edited by Coney
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͖̱̦̻̜͉͕̣̻̹̍̂̾̊ͥ̀̑ͦͣ̇́ͧ̀̓ͩͭ̾̈́͢ͅͅF̴̷̢̼̯͈̼̗̱̣̟̣̝͕͈͔̼͙̮̠̙ͯ̂̏̽̽͑̎̈́ͩͬͫ̀̃ͣ̕̕Ǫ̷̴̗͉̝̰͚̐͊͛́̓ͤ͌͌ͩͫͯͪ̅͗̈́R̢̛͙̱̝͕̮͎̰̮͒ͣ̌̏ͬ̾ͬ̓̔̑̽͑̽͑͘͞͠ͅ ̧͍̩̭̗̬̞̖͔̱̰̼̳̪̠͆ͪ͊ͯ̃̾̍̃̾ͤͪͯ̀̑͌̚͟ͅW̵̧̨̩̯̭͓̮̝̳͒̑ͭͮ͋͒͋ͪ́ͦͧͦ̚̚H̶̯̰̙̖̪͕͕͍ͤͭͬ͊̋͆ͭͥ͊͛̋ͨ͂̇ͩ̒̐ͧ̚Ą̼̼̦̩̞͎̥̰̞̯̯̹̹̑͋ͨ̈ͯͫ̈́ͣ͛͘͢T̙̟͉̼̗̹͇̈ͦ̀̊͘͡,͎̦̻̣͙͖͒́͛ͤ́ͫͩ̈́̋̑̏̓̽͑̚̕͝ͅ ̸ͫ̽ͭ̇͆͋͂͝҉̨̖̺̣̜̰͔̟Y̸̬̟͕̩̹̙̥̳̻̖͖̻͉̣̜ͩͩ̾͐ͧ̏͒̊͛̽͢O̴͈͍̰͇̪̙̫͔͉̱̮̣̩̜̤͖͈͚͓̒̓͒̄̉̎̐͒͋͆͌ͨͣ̏̽ͨͬ̊̕͜͟͡Ų̛̪̫̱̣̯͖̦̯̱͔͓̭̲̈̿ͫ̉̓̓́̏̿ͪͩ͒ͦ̐̐̏͞ ̵̶̨̪̲̜̙̖̺̙̟̟͌ͭ̐͆́̅̒͛ͧ̐̀M̢̭͇̜̺͓̥̲̞̪͖͈͖̥͙̗̉̎̔̈̿̃̉̅ͮ̋ͮ̀͟͝Ä̢͕̗̥̙̝̗̩̤͍̘͔́̂͐̽̂͆ͩ̒͊̿ͨ̒ͯ́͟Y̶̛͙̙͙̳̖͎̻̹̝͇ͭ̈́̒ͪ̍̈͊͗͒͋̑͋̉ͮ͒̓͛͟ ͔͕̼͍͚̙̬̻̱̝͙̅ͨ̽̊̓̏͆̊̎̐̒́͗̂̿͆́͞A̒̍ͬ̈́̇ͨͪ̐͑̿̊́̍ͫ̑̓҉̵̩͍̮̖͎̠̳̟̮͚͎̙͎͞Ș̢̛͖͖̣̭̭̝͖͙͇̹̳͔͛̀ͨ̾̔ͩ̀͌̌̋̆̎͛͠͞ͅK̴̮̳̲͕͎͉̟̤̣̯͇̉ͨͤ͐̊̊̈́͒̈̉̇̍ͯ̋̈́̎͊͆̀́́?̶̢̨̩̭͚̪̺̝͍̝̦̣̘̳͔̄̆ͦ̄̿̋̔̓ͬͦ̇ͦ̒ͣ̈́ͯ̎̚͢͝

̨̩̯̜̯̞͇̭͌ͨ̈́ͯ̒̓ͤ͒̚̚͜͢͡T̷̛ͦͧ̎͋ͤ͒̈̌̎̔͛ͩ̈́ͨͫ͑̔̔͞҉͏̤̭͈̦̰̭͎̣̮̦̳͓̩͖̜̬͙͔I͆̀̃ͩ̓̽̏ͫ҉̠͈̬̙̝̫̟̗͈̬͙̳̲̠͇́M̡̡̢̤͇̫̻̟̳̼͕̭̘̳͉͊̌̏̄̔̂̃͑̒̃͑ͪ͗̌͂̊̒̋̀E̴̴͍͖̼͚̦͙̤̞ͣͯ͒̈͑̂͐́͞͝ͅ ̷̧̻̯̫̩̺̜̥͓̖̖͔͗̽͂̏̈̽ͤ̓͛̊̏͋̓ͯͤ̑͞F̶̢̧̛̫̜̜̹͎̙̒͛̋ͭ̈ͤ̓̔̈́̽̍̾Ô̔͊́͂̓͐ͥ̇̎̀҉͉̪̞̥̹̬̰͟Ř̶̟̮̠̲͔̜̣̰͑ͥ̏́̎ͭ̑̓̒ͨ́̀̚ ̵̡̧͚͓̮͚͕̝̥̣͎̣̥̣̻ͭ̈́ͭ̓͢͝T̛͍̝̖͔͚̦͇̬͈ͮ̌̆̎̌͆̌ͯ̚H̶͙͓͕̹̞͙̻̼̜̙͔͎̙͋̇̒̓̂ͨ̓͐͋ͤ̚͝ͅĖ̡̦̣̭̽͒͛ͬ̀ͮ͞ ̸̢̛̖̘͚͖͎̼͓͎̟̖͖̼̼͇̭̦̳̪̘͌ͮ̈̈ͧ́͋ͨͤ̂̓̂͊̿ͥ̋̾͑͜Ņ̶̝̘̤̓ͯ̽͊̉̅ͩͅȄ̲̩̫̩̜̬̟̙͖͎͖ͦ͗͆̈̎̕͠W̧̜̣͈͙̮̜̺ͪͯͭͤͪ̆͌́̏͡ͅ ͋̔̏ͮͩͫ̍̀̚̕͠͏̜̟̯̗̮̦̟̕ͅP̷̏ͮ̿͐ͭ͗ͫ̒ͮ̆́̄̿͋̋̇͛͜҉̯̤̭̬̠͓̘̪͇̝̼̹̠̹ͅL̷̈́ͮ̉̍̎̈̍̈̎͐ͤ̊ͪ̒̽́̚҉̀͏͎̝̭̞̤͙̱̝̲̫̤̞̲ͅͅȦ̴̷̓̍̎ͬ̽͂͊̀̚҉̭͈͉̦̩̞̻̜͓͇̲̘ͅŅ̻̖̲͍̜̲̝̟̲͈̗̖̦͒̀͆̌̓͗̋ͣ͒̏ͯ͞E̷̛͎͖̬̩͒̉̉ͣ̃͊̅͛̐̃͠T̟̤̠̥̱̜̫̹͕̺͍̗̯ͫ̌̐ͩ̇͐͌̀̚͟͢͡͞ ̵̧̨̽̇̃̈̀͏̙̫͔͎͉̜͇͇̣̖̟̟̯̭W̶̧̛̞̬̼̹̰̥̼̭̗̱̦̘͉̫͉̝͗ͦͤͮͭ̌̈̍A̴̢̫̗̰͎̱͕̖͕̘̼̥̟̦̻̞̽ͯͣ͂̄̈́͊ͦ̀ͯ̕͞R̓̌̓ͭ͜͟҉̵̥͈̯̦͇͇̘̦̜͖͕̣̩̦̮R̶̥̯̬̘̝̣̰͈͍̲̤̳͍͛̃ͬ̇̋̌̌͂͋ͤ̉̍̓̽͛͗̐̍́́́ͅI̔͌̋̐̓̋̈̂̆̀͞͏͕͎͓͔̩̯͇̦̞͉̳̭̫͈͎͉͖̩̝͘͠O̷̧̙̝̙ͤ̑̊ͨͤ̓̔̆͋̅͐R̶̛̥͇͖̲͕̮̤̺̹̲͎̬̲̘̘̦̯͈̈ͫ̃͂̑ͤ̅̐̓ͩ̚͘S̓̆̏̓͋̀ͣ̓ͪͮ͒́̅̐͏̵̯͉̫̠̦͓̗̱͚̠͙͉̦͙̤͚̝͈ͅ ̢̧̙͇͕̯̍̽ͮͤ̅ͧ̿ͯ́̍́̓̍̿̒̈̂ͅT̶̯͙̰̞͕̠̩̙͈͔̘̻̤̐͂̊ͩ͆̄̓ͩ̓͌ͩ̽ͤ́̚͘͡Ȏ̻͔̦̟̦̻͇̯͕̘̝̻͍ͭ̋͊̈́͛ͬ̆̓̈́̃̌ͤ͗̅̑̚̚͜͡ ̨̡͕̭̬̯̘̝̼̲̗̈ͯ̊͆͆̓͌͂ͤ́̌̉͐ͣ́̇̈́̀͞G̷̶̷̩̙͈͕̖̯̫̟̦̘͇̮͙͇̏͋͐ͨ̔̌ͩ̄͒̍̔̀O̸͛͑̍ͯͫ̊͐̈ͯ̌ͣ͂ͬ͊ͮ͌̄ͪ̚͠͏̬̦̭ͅ ̵̹̭͉ͣ̄͊ͦ͂̃̒̽̈́́̄͗͋ͤ̂͌̚T̡̼̠̹͉̰͉̻͙̹̫̣͇̙̰͌̐̓̔ͪͦ̒͋͊͌͡͝H̷̘̼̙̳̜͇̝̻̮̩͓̘̯̼̯ͭ̏̒̅̇̕͝R̸̞̠̗̻̺̪̥̤̔̈̑̔̑ͭ̊͌̓́̌ͣ͆̚Oͬ̓̔͐͂̏̔͋ͥ̅ͥ̍̅ͩ̈́͊҉͢҉̶̜̱͎̻͉̀ͅU̴̸̺̻͓̽͌̓̓̀͊̄̋̋͌͒ͣ̉̿͊̍̽ͬ͢G̬̘̻̰̞͇̘͇̩͍̮͙̺̹̙̳̤̝ͬ̀͊̿́̈́͌ͯ̑͂͑ͯ͆́̕͞͡ͅH̴͚̖̻̠̯̖̻̱̻̙̳͍̖̖̓͊̄̈̎̽̃̃̚͢͞ ̷͉̹̮̥̺̰̥͚̻̠̻͎̥͚̊̑̇̒ͯ́ͣ͆͗̉͋͌ͭ͋ͮ͌͐͋̀̚͟͢͝ͅT͔͎̖͓̹͔̩̦̟̲̟̪̝͐͑̃͋̍ͩ̿̂͊̓͑̒̀͞R̖͙͇̬͈̉ͫ̔̄̈̕̕͞͠Ī̑͛͐̿ͭ̚͏͎̙͍̞̰̥͇͇̬̲̤̖͙͚̤͕̕A̧ͫ̾̿̑ͥ͗ͩ͐͒̈́͡͏̶͖͙̩̟̲̘̼͚͔̦̳̯͉͓̘͈͉̟͡ͅL̿̈́̄̓̅̌ͧͣ̌ͥ̂̈҉̡̛̼̞̯̩͈͈̺͇̳̲́ͅS̵̞̮̱̦̩̝͖̯͎̪̞̤̻̥̩͎̱̰̽͋͐ͦ̓ͮͮ̏̂̒̎ͪ͢ͅ.̭̹̖̜̤̂ͧ͛͊ͭ́̅̇̈̃̃̚͝͠͡

̷̜͇̣̤͇̳͗͂ͣ̂̇͐͐͗̓̿ͣ̅̂̚A̷̷̻̠̦̣͈̮̠͕͔̺̋̎̊̓̃͛̓ͭ̈̆̃̍͑̄͑̅͛͐͘͠N̶̸̡̞̯̗̩̯͓̘̣̘͙̟̱͛̓ͬ͒ͣ͑̌̍̏̆ͭ̇̽̈́̅͛ͧͥ̕D̵̡̨͉̳̮̜̹͖͔̭̥̩͇̃ͬ̐̅̉̐̌̇ͭ̇ͧ̔͛̎̄͗̿͘ ̵̡͍͉̤͓͉̖̱͓̻͚͓̠͕̲͍͛̃̓̇̉̍ͬ͗̋̽ͅȎ͎̣̺̥̺̬̻͓͇̹͕̥̠͈͔ͦ̐̍̋͝N̷͐̆̃̏͋͋̔́͞͏͓̣͈̰̯̮͉͓͕͘Ļ̶̭͈͙̦͇̤͎̺̳̘͕̦̖͚̞̺͙̄́̇ͥ̓͂̈́͊Y̵̢̞͓̮͓̯̘̤̥͉̳͎̳͈̠̿͋̔̑ͩ̔̾͂ͩ̑ͨ͌̒̿͞ ̴͙̫̪̗̗̪̣̠͂͂̊̋̾ͫ̉͋ͪ̎͂́̌͊ͧ̓B̙̻̤̪͂͌̿͒ͥͯ́̽̇̋̆ͬ͘͟͢͜͟R̔ͩͪ̽̓̎͑ͪͭͪͩ̉̄͢͠҉̛͎͈̫̝͡A̸̴̢͙̲̻̝͚̺͓͕̘̪͈̭̲̪̻̣̋̓ͣͩͥ̆͂́̚͝V̵̸̺͈̥̞̜̱̳̤̝̝̥̭̖̜̖̐̿ͧ̆ͣ̿ͨ͟͞͠Ë̡̠̰͓̲̗͛ͩ̽ͪ̏̀̚͟ͅR̸̢̝̠̮̻̩̲̜̲͂̋̄̿ͪͣͧͬ͌͝͡Y̸̶̨̹̼͇̟̯͖͚̜̫͉̦̙̹ͪ̑͒̓̍̆́̀ ̴̛̜̻͚̩̖̙̳̫̯̘̫̺̮͉̩̔͒̎ͯͫ̾̉ͮ̋͐̈̀̚͢C̒ͫ̈́ͥ́̋̉̃́̆́͞҉̠̜̻̳͙̩̝̱̩̞͈̣͈̺̝A̴̵͎̺̰̠͚̜̠͚̘̟̰̠͔͑̇ͣ̆̍̊̂̒̐͊͌̏ͬ̀͢ͅŇ̛̑͗͂͂̾̍ͦ͡͏̛̹͎̯̟̩̬̥̭̪͈͇̭̙̯͓̗̻͝ ̤̯͙̘̺͍̳̗̫̘͕̹̩̰̠͓͎̬ͬ͐̅̑ͪ̇̐ͪ̇͌ͭ̂́͜͝͠ͅḨ̢̧̠̮̻̖̰̠̭̮͕̺̝̟͒̇͋̋̍̓͂̈́̔ͣ̏ͦ̒̎ͬ͢Ȩ̶͓̭̝̞̺̞͙̜̥̤̰͓̻͆ͣ̉̓̀̾ͮ́ͅL̎̑̒ͬ͐̓ͤ͏͍͓̤͖͍̭̰̻̞̘̫̹̯̣̠͍͓P̵̸̢̡̹̝̤̺̍ͪ͂͐ͤ͛͋̔̓̏ͫͥ̋ͨͯͮ̚͟ͅ ̷̴̞̭͍͇͔͇̪͚͔̪̟̹ͤ̓̀ͣͭͦ͌̄͆̿ͮ̈́ͤ̒͂͗͟ͅT̡̢̲͇͕͖͇͍̖͎̗̖ͪ̍̾̕͢͡H̢̾ͫͪ̾̌̿ͧ̑̃͏̗̪͖̹͔͚Ę̬͓͕̯̻̳̬̬ͣ͋͂ͯ͛ͤ͘M̵̴̝̫͎̜̹̻͕͔͓̱̼͈͚̮̖͈͕̮̳ͨ́̿͂̈́̅̔ͧͯ̎͊̉̈͛̐̎̉̓.̸̴̼̻̦̬̪̝̫̫͈͔̈́ͬ́͛ͯ͒͑̔̽̆̆͆ͨ̈̆̊̓̍͘͡

̸̷͍̖͕͕̰̭͕̯̂̇ͯ̈͋͐̓͗ͦ̇ͥ̆H̷̢̡̩̘̟̤̱̖̖̫̤͍̦͔̪̲ͨ̒͂̂̎̒̆͝Ê̶̢̹̟̻̯̠̪͈̱̺̼̬͈͉̯̭ͦͬ̍͋ͧ̀͐ͤ́͆ͫ͝Ĥ̷͙̺̤̖̣̙̩̟͍ͭͦͩͫ́E͗̃̑̃̋ͮ̇ͨ͑҉҉̴͏̠̬̪̲̭̪̯Ĥ̢̢̨͙̞̟͕̥̟̰̉̏͟͝Ę̬̬̬͉̮̫̗̗͖̟̼͙̻̻͎͑̾ͥ̾ͩ̓̅ͧ̓́̽ͭ͌ͤ̀͜͡.̧̗̬͓̝̣̦͎ͤͬͬ͗̾̎͛̂̅ͤ̑̇ͣ́̈̌̂͠͞.̹͖̠͇̒̃ͨͪͪ̐̏͒ͦͪ̇̏̍͛̓̃ͭ͟.̸̷̬͙̣͉ͥ̏͒̿̃ͬ͞

̳̠̹͍̪͕̥͖̻̗͔̘̮̯͊͋̍̿̒̄ͬ̑ͤ̊̈́̚͜͠ͅÏ̴̏̈̍̍ͧͤ͐ͫ̊ͣ̾̃̏̐̈́̚͝҉̻̼̰̹̩ ̶͉̤̙͖̺̦̦̩ͧ̀̇͑͑D̸̘̦̼̝͈̰̣̭̱̹̘̎̑͛ͬ̏̊̒̄̈ͪ̎̽́ͦ͗̀̀̀͠Ǫ̶̙̟͈̪͖͙̱͙̻̻̞̞͇ͬ̾͂̑̅ͨ̊͢͞ͅͅǓ̢͒ͯ̓ͪ͑̌͑̉͆̌̂͐͋͆҉̶̪̤̘͇̞̰͔̯͚͔̞̹́̕B̐̌ͨ̇̂̒͌̏ͦ͘͘͜҉̢̗̼͔̫̟̤̪̭͚̙̖͉̞ͅT̝̥̻̥̣̥̗̝̳̼̘̰̤͍͍̆̍ͭ́̽ͪͣͤ́̕͡ ̦̝̠̹̱͕̗̞̥̣̮̫̮͔̞͛͗͒̋̑̅̒̓͋ͦ͐̓̀̀T͂ͮ̑̑̎̍ͩ̀͟͏̙̩͉͇̞̠͓͎̙̹͠H̸̰̰̲͍͚̻͍̗̖̒̓͆ͫ͑ͫ̅̉ͮͨ̋̈́̏̈͑͆̐̐͒͢ͅE̷̬͈̬͎̗̟̟̻̻͇̦̤̹ͧ̇̐̚ͅY̵̵̺͎͍̭̳̞̣̩̞͖̲ͯͫ̐̇ͪ ̶̦̠͉̣͓̼̼̪͍̩̹̗̩̖͍̖̊ͥ̇ͫ̄͗͂̈̾̾̂̍̇͐̽̓ͧ́̚͟ͅC̸̞͕̼̤̮̠̣͈̝̠̣̪̹ͯͪͧ̽ͭ̇̊ͣ͊̏̑̄ͅA̠̘̹̩̟̦̩̅ͥ̄͂͌̇̅̄̒̋̍ͫͤ̈́͘͜N̴̬̬̙̱͓̗̗̗̭̩͕̥̦̲̦ͬͣ̆̈́̈́̾̓͒͑̆ͪͫ͛ͤ́ͣ̂ͯ̇̀͢͝ ̷̵̴̝̦̰̻̼͉̹̦̹̞͈̳̈ͧ̈́̆̄ͦ̍̋̋̐ͤͩͦ͛ͨ̆̀M͙̮̩͓̜͉̯ͫ̐́̊ͣ͆ͤ̍̌̇͜͜Ȃ̃́̒̿̋̇͋҉̶̧̺̟͉͔͔͙̟K̢̤͔̞͖͂ͤͣ̊ͫͣ́̀E̵̡̛͈̪̘͚̻ͤ̆ͣͮ̒̽̃͆ͥ͆̋̚͜ͅ ̵̷̹̠͕̬̖̤̃̇̍͛͐͐͒̎̌ͪ͑ͪ͒͜ͅIͭ͆͛̑̀̐͛̈̽̔̀ͬ͊͏̜̥̰̼̼T̨̬̜̠̺̣̤̤̤̘̯̹͎͉̰̥̃̓ͨͨ͝͡͠͝ ̸̧̨̭̖̱̳̹̑͌́̌̏̓̐̅ͪ͜A̶̷̡̟̭͈͍͓̫͖̘̼̭͇ͣͣͣ͟L̶͛ͦ̋͑̎ͬ̌̒͊̄̀̕҉͕̩̘͕͔̙̝͍̙͍̱͚ͅI̷̷̸͔̭̺̺͙̻̞̰̖̹̣̘̗ͤ̉ͯͮͭ͋́̀ͥ͋̽ͬ͘͞V̧̡̥̳͇͉̼͔ͯ͂ͭ̽̅̍̃ͤ̂̏̄͂̇̏̏̅͘͟Ę̷͇͉͍͚̻̺͈̱̗̪͖̍ͦ̔̋̅͞ͅ.̧̨̮͉̜̻̝̩̼̹̳͖͉̤̥̫̊ͫ͌͋ͭ̈ͩ̽͑̌͢͟͝ͅͅ


 

BenPaz: Since the heroes were put under Bl4ze’s spell, it’s up to Cream, me, scarypants, and hilaryfan80 to stop Bl4ze once and for all!

 

S2E7: The Beginning of the End

 

*We cut to a view of a similar-style house to the heroes, but made of wood and sticks*

hilaryfan80: So here’s what you’re telling me…

*The shot cuts to an inside view, with the new heroes sitting on a couch*

hilaryfan80: ...the heroes have been mind-controlled by Bl4ze to destroy Planet SBC and eventually the universe?

Cream: yes…

scarypants: That’s what we’ve told you one thousand times already.

hilaryfan80: Huh...it’s no wonder we’re drifting in a space station.

*We zoom out to reveal that they were actually drifting in the space between Planets SBC and SBM*

BenPaz: So how are we going to save this land?

hilaryfan80: Well, Bl4ze isn’t going for Planet SBM just yet, so…

*hilaryfan80 turns to the ship controls, presses a few buttons, and the ship zooms off in Planet SBM’s direction*

hilaryfan80: Hold on, everyone! I’m gonna activate turbo speed!

*hilaryfan80 presses a button, and the ship start warping through space*

Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*The ship crashes in Planet SBM*

SBM!Conehead: Our SBC counterparts are here?

SBM!OBAB: No, they are!

*The new heroes come out of the ship*

SBM!Cream: you look a lot like me. are you my “SBC counterpart”?

hilaryfan80: We’re not just SBC counterparts…

scarypants: We’re here to warn you!

SBM!Conehead: About what?

scarypants: Bl4ze!

hilaryfan80: Right now, Planet SBC is under attack, and any minute now he might go right to Planet SBM and destroy everything! So we’re here to tell you to ready your battle stations! Any questions?

SBM!Conehead: Me!

hilaryfan80: Yes?

SBM!Conehead: How is Planet SBC under attack? They have the heroes!

hilaryfan80: Actually, they don’t. Bl4ze made them go out of control, and no one’s stopping them.

*The gang looks up, and in the sky is a ball of flames*

hilaryfan80: That right there is Planet SBC. Nobody can stop the heroes, so…

???: Except us!

*Everyone looks at the SBM counterparts of Conehead, OBAB, and SpongeBob’s #1 Fan*

SpongeBob And Patrick: We have noticed that the heroes have gone mad…

SBM!Conehead: So why not take their places?

Cream: actually, uh...about that…

hilaryfan80: We’ve already became the new heroes.

scarypants: Sorry…

SBM!OBAB: Oh.

SBM!Conehead: So I guess we can’t help…

*ba-bing*

SBM!Conehead: Wait a minute!

SBM!OBAB: What?

SBM!Conehead: What if we joined you guys?

Cream: well...are you guys experienced fighters?

*SBM!Conehead punches the guy next to him, and he flies off into nowhere*

Cream: oh. well then, fine. just as long as you can handle our training.

SpongeBob And Patrick: Sure! We can handle anything!

hilaryfan80: Then come over here!

*The friends walk over to hilaryfan80 and the gang*

hilaryfan80: Well, it looks like I declare these new heroes as part of our team!

*The crowd cheers*

Cream: okay, so now that you know what’s going on, we should leave.

SSJ: Ooh! Ooh! We’ll build you a ship!

*Some crew members come out of a garage and carry a new ship*

Cream: ...okay then.

*The ship door opens, and the heroes walk into the ship*

SBM!OBAB: Bye, SBM friends!

Crowd: Bye!

*The door closes, and the ship blasts off into space*

 

It’s time for an awesome adventure. A story of 8 heroes going on an epic quest in…

 

...The SBC Show: Shattered World.

Created by Coney (Conehead)

 

“Wait a minute.”

*The scene cuts to the house inside the spaceship*

BenPaz: Since when was there 8 heroes, Conehead, when there’s only 7 of us?

SBM!Conehead: Oh, I brought someone along.

*SBM!Conehead pulls a kid out of his backpack*

BenPaz: Who are you?

VK: I’m Vladimir King, Or VK For Short.

BenPaz: Why--I’m not gonna ask.

*hilaryfan80 rings a bell*

hilaryfan80: Team meeting! Meet us in the living room!

*The crew gathers around*

hilaryfan80: Okay. With our new crew members, we’re gonna have to give them some names to not confuse them with our juvenile heroes.

*The SBM heroes walk over to hilaryfan80*

hilaryfan80: Conehead, you are Coney. OBAB, you’re Shadow. And SpongeBob And Patrick, you’re…

Cream: ...BobRick.

BobRick: Weird name.

hilaryfan80: Anyway, our mission here is to go to Planet SBC, stop Bl4ze, and break the spell. Got it?

Team: Yeah!

hilaryfan80: We need to be violent! Vigilant! And we also need to have comedy and sexual innuendos! Got it?

Team: Yes!

Coney: I think the “comedy and sexual innuendos” part is the main thing we have to focus on.

scarypants: So you want COMEDIC adventures? That ruins the whole point!

*scarypants slaps Conehead*

Coney: Ow!

hilaryfan80: So is everyone ready?

Team: YES!

hilaryfan80: Then let’s go!

*hilaryfan80 presses a button, and the ship blasts off towards Planet SBC*

Shadow: I brought some video games for the road…

VK: I’ll Play Some…

Coney: Me too!

BobRick: Me three!

Shadow: Okay then!

hilaryfan80: No video games right now.

*hilaryfan80 turns off the system*

Shadow: What? Why not?

hilaryfan80: Because it’s time for fighting training!

Coney: What?!

hilaryfan80: I told you, if you wanted to join our crew you had to go through fighting training.

???: WHY?

*Spirits of our four heroes appear*

Cream: ...huh?

Conehead: DON’T DO FIGHTING TRAINING!

OBAB: IT WAS A PAIN IN THE NECK! JUST DON’T! SERIOUSLY. DON’T.

hilaryfan80: Why do you have to shout?

OBAB: WE’RE SPIRITS. WE’RE STUCK SHOUTING.

hilaryfan80: Anyway, how did you guys get here?

*flashback occurs*

Conehead: As soon as we were hit by the beam, we just landed in a portal. And for some reason, we were in our bodys.

*We cut to the heroes falling through a portal*

OBAB: Okay, what is happening?

Conehead: I think we lost the battle.

OBAB: If you looked down in this portal, there would be some hypno-thing. I suppose AngryKoopa made it?

hilaryfan80: Hold up. If you guys are gods, how can you die? And how are you not shouting?

Conehead: It just happens. Plus, this is inner monologue, so yeah. Anyway, we all made the  mistake of looking down, and then…

*The heroes look back up*

Conehead: Uh...OBAB?

*We cut to an angle of OBAB, where his spirit is coming out of his body*

OBAB: EW, GROSS! I’M A SPIRIT NOW!

Conehead: WHAT?! IT HAPPENED TO ME, TOO!

VLK: i tHINK wE’RE aLL sPIRITS.

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: UH...VLK? WHY DO YOU SOUND WEIRD?

VLK: gET uSED tO iT.

Conehead: ANYWAY, WHY ARE OUR BODIES GOING DOWN THE PORTAL?

*The bodies disappear*

OBAB: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GO TO SCHOOL, VLK!

*OBAB hits VLK*

VLK: hEY!

OBAB: The portal sent us to the middle of space, and we saw your ship so we thought it would be nice to hang out. Then we heard you were the new heroes, so we thought we could join you and give you tips!

*end of flashback*

hilaryfan80: Wait, why can’t you fight for us?

Conehead: WE’RE SPIRITS, DUH!

OBAB: HOW WILL WE BE ABLE TO PUNCH AND KICK THINGS WHEN WE CAN’T EVEN TOUCH OURSELVES?

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: INSTEAD, WE’LL JOIN YOU AND GIVE YOU TIPS.

hilaryfan80: Okay then.

Conehead: BUT THERE’S A CATCH. IF WE HANG OUT WITH YOU, OUR MEMORIES WILL BE WIPED WHEN OUR BODIES ARE RESTORED.

OBAB: SO WHADDAYA SAY?

*The spirits look at the gang hopefully*

hilaryfan80: ...fine.

Spirits: YEAH!

Cream: you can, but you have to hang in my backpack.

*Cream zips open the backpack, and the spirits fly into her cell phone*

Cream: uh...okay?

*ring*

Cream: oh! i got a call!

*Cream answers the phone*

VLK: So When Will We Head Off?

Cream: you’re really impatient, aren’t you?

VLK: Guilty As Charged.

*Cream puts the phone on speaker, then sets it in her pocket*

BenPaz: Phew, glad that’s over. Any other people to meet? Yeah, we’ve already got about one thousand.

???: Me!

*JJS fades in*

Scarypants: JJS?

JJS: Yes, it’s me!

Coney: Who’s JJS?

Shadow: Someone you’ve never met before, Coney.

VK: Me Neither!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: Hey, JJS!

Conehead: Hey, I wanted to say hi first!

OBAB: No, I did!

VLK: I Deserve It!

*The four virtual heroes get into a fight*

JJS: Are those guys...the rebellion?

Conehead: Rebellion? What rebellion?

OBAB: All we can remember is that horrifying school.

JJS: GET THOSE FOUR OUT OF THIS SHIP!

Cream: wait! they’re the spirits of the heroes!

JJS: Oh. So they’re not the evil ones?

Conehead: No, we’re not!

VLK: We’re Here To Help!

JJS: In that case, we have to stop Bl4ze’s minions!

Cream: and we should do it now!

*Cream presses a few buttons on the ship’s controls*

Cream: hold on tight!

*The ship blasts off at warp speed*

Cream: TOO FAST!

Everyone: AAAAAAH!

Conehead: Good thing we’re spirits, because we can’t feel anything.

BenPaz: COME ON, WE PASSED PLANET SBC!

Cream: IT’S GOING TOO FAST TO TURN!

scarypants: THEN SLOW IT DOWN!

Cream: I CAN’T!

*The heroes go through a portal*

Cream: THIS WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN! EVERYONE, BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Coney: WAY TOO FAST!

*The ship crash-lands in a post-apocalyptic world*

Conehead: Is this the future or is this a different planet?

Cream: i’m not so sure…

*Cream steps in some rubble and finds a sign*

Cream: ...this is Planet TV.

Coney: WHAT?!

Shadow: Everyone on Planet SBM thought this was just a myth!

hilaryfan80: Well, I guess it’s time to put your fighting skills to the test, because there are lots of zombies out here.

Coney: You got it! HEY, GUYS!

*Shadow and BobRick come to Coney*

Shadow: What is it, Coney?

Coney: Let’s give these zombies a piece of our fists.

Cream: BenPaz, scarypants and hilaryfan80, it’s time to get a move on!

*Both pairs of heroes charge toward the zombies*

Coney: FACE THE FIST!

*Coney punches the zombies in his way, then kicks them in the gut*

Coney: Your turn, Shadow!

*Shadow leaps forward and shoots some spam arrows into the zombies*

Shadow: BobRick!

BobRick: Aw yeah! My turn!

*BobRick inhales rubble, then shoots it out of his faceholes, hitting the zombies*

BobRick: hilaryfan80, unleash it!

*hilaryfan80 uses admin-powers, using telekinesis to move knives toward the zombies*

hilaryfan80: Cream! Go for it!

*Cream shapeshifts into a wolf and eats the zombies*

Cream: scarypants! do your thing!

*scarypants transforms into Robin, who uses his Staff Meeting*

Robin: Staff meeting! Staff meeting! Staff meeting!

*whack* *whack* *whack*

Robin: BenPaz!

*BenPaz uses Gullah moves on the zombies*

BenPaz: Okay. That was good.

*The spirits come out of Cream’s phone and possess some zombies*

Conehead: Oh wait, they’re already dead? Oh.

*The zombies kill themselves, and the spirits fly back into the phone*

Cream: so what now?

???: I’ll show you what!

*A figure knocks out the heroes*

 

 

*Cream wakes up in a chamber*

Cream: ...huh? where am i?

*Cream notices the machine containing the rebel heroes*

Cream: GUYS, WAKE UP!

*The others wake up*

Conehead: Hey, is that us in that machine?

???: It sure is.

*Bl4ze walks into the room*

Conehead: What do you want from us, Bl4ze?!

Bl4ze: The only thing I want from you is to make sure you stay here...which is why I sealed you all to these uncomfortable beds.

*The heroes try to get out*

Cream: aarrgh! it’s impossible!

Shadow: You’ll never get away with this, Bl4ze!

Bl4ze: Of course I will...once your heads are off.

*The heroes gasp*

Conehead: You can’t do anything to us! We’re spirits!

Bl4ze: Oh yes, I can.

*Bl4ze takes the cell phone from Cream’s pocket and breaks it, then sucks the spirits into a contamination machine*

Conehead: NO! THIS CAN’T HAPPEN!

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, VLK!

VLK: wELL, sORRY!

Bl4ze: And by the way, when I’m finished I might as well make copies of YOU.

Everyone: NO!

*Bl4ze presses a button, and the rebel Conehead walks out of the machine and comes toward the heroes*

Cream: Don’t kill us! Please!

*Without listening, the rebel Conehead attacks the helpless Cream*

Coney: HEY!

*The rebel Conehead’s attention turns toward Coney*

Coney: I’M OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

*The rebel Conehead walks toward Coney, while he struggles to break free*

Coney: *grunt* I can do this! *wheeze*

*Coney breaks out while the heroes clap*

Shadow: Great job, Coney!

Cream: atta boy!

*Coney presses a button on the wall, and the rest of the heroes get freed*

Coney: Okay, time to take down this body!

*The rebel disappears*

Coney: What?

Cream: how did that work?

Bl4ze: Clap, clap. Great job breaking free, but this is only the beginning.

*Bl4ze walks out of the room while the rest follow him*

BobRick: Get back here!

Bl4ze: I don’t think so.

*Bl4ze presses a button on a remote, and a ray zaps the heroes*

Heroes: AAAAHH!

*The heroes fall back*

Bl4ze: Just reminding you, this is only the beginning.

*The heroes fall unconscious*

 

 

*The heroes wake up in a huge pile of rubble*

Cream: first off, where even are we? second off, what was that lazer-thing?

Coney: I’m not sure, but we should get back to our ship now.

Cream: way to change the topic, Coney.

*The heroes get out of the rubble*

Cream: wait, this whole thing was in space?
Coney: Look, there’s our ship!

scarypants: But I thought it crashed...oh, well.

*The heroes go to their ship*

Cream: okay, everyone, off to Planet SBC!

*Cream presses a button, and the ship blasts off*

Shadow: Oh yeah! Saving the world!

*The inside of the ship releases some sleeping gas, and everyone collapses*

Bl4ze: You mean, “Me Destroying the World”.

*Bl4ze walks towards the shot*

 

THE END

Coming next episode: Shattered World: The Evil Within

Credits:

Conehead - Himself

OBAB - Himself

SpongeBob’s #1 Fan - A slightly modified himself

VLK - Himself

“Coney” - Himself

“Shadow” - Himself

“BobRick” - Himself

VK - Himself

Cream - Herself

BenPaz - Himself

scarypants - Himself

hilaryfan80 - Himself

No credit to all the villains, but credit to everyone else

©2016-2017 SBC Studios, a diviilKjk;JLKjkdljD;LJDLKSJDALKjadlksajdJASDOIJS09J98XUJ89miwhx:Hwinddsaj;8

*signal interruption*

Bl4ze: Hello. Welcome to the end of the episode, SBC Show reader. As you can tell, the ship was a fake that released sleep gas. But what you did not know, and will not, is what I’m going to do. Post what you think I’m going to do, and I will tell you in the next episode. Also, if the show gets enough posts, this “end-of-episode” segment will become a reality. So goodbye, dear reader.

*signal ends*

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yeah, so SBC Studios has gone on some hiatus as well as I

anyway, I have an update

so I might change the rating to PG-13 because I'll add much more violence and bloodshed, and also minor cursing (damn, piss, hell, etc.)

what do you guys think?

also I might release a couple unreleased episodes after the hiatus is over, like "snowball fight", "OBABlord" and the 2017 halloween special

so that's the update

mmkaybye

EDIT: nevermind i don't think this should change

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