Danny DeVito

You're a hell of an actor, Mr. Cousineau.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

Mystery you ate Old Man Jenkins!

Honored I got to work with the great Heisenberg and Captain Cook in the upcoming Sunny season!

Did you know I was in a One Direction music video?

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

"We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space." - Me, probably

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Wario want bedtime story.

I spent HOURS stomping... KOOPAS... at my local laundromat.

So admit it... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy, toned frame... I'm the perfect specimen of a man! ...What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up for widescreen display!

Bubsy is perhaps one of the most recognizable video game icons of all time, and that could be because he SUCKS ASS!

I should be the next James Bond

Heart on stick must die.

A little dab will do ya.

according to IGN spongebob apparently ended in 2014, that cancellation still stings 9 years later

Favorite SpongeBob character: Mr. Seaweed Monster Man

me trying to decipher how all the sbc lore fits together

I'm the grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge

let that be a lesson to Andrew Tate to never eat pizza again

I nominate myself to become the new CEO of Twitter.

I am opening a crowdfunding campaign to make Rapsittie Street Kids 2

I hate Hitler

I would like to debunk any rumors that I'm supposedly a member of Antifa

twitter going up in flames on my birthday, musk really shouldn't have