HawkbitAlpha

Saw Greta Van Fleet cause a rock and roll earthquake in New Orleans tonight. That was AWESOME. https://twitter.com/HawkbitAlpha/status/1208265674067501056

So there's no country fans on this site? Time for me to set out to change that!

Stupid sausage fingers! https://i.imgur.com/FLBujnG.png

That moment when people keep coming to your profile and you genuinely can't figure out why

The Hawk part of HawkbitAlpha is reborn! https://i.imgur.com/SATdMno.gifv

The new Nightwish album comes out tomorrow? Guess this is the perfect opportunity to dust off my old collection of their stuff then!

The world just lost an amazing person in my 84-year-old paternal grandma, who was my last living grandparent. I bear this family name as a badge of honor.

There's only 6 Whataburger locations here in Louisiana, one of them being just a few miles from where I am right now in Baton Rouge. If we could just get a Taco Cabana or Taco Bueno around here, my Texan friends wouldn't have anything left to lure me out west. We already have the best football team, and nobody watches MLB.

This coming spring, I'll be on my first trip to Mexico in over 6 years. Anyone care for some souvenir videos?

This just in: Todd admits he's a snowflake who's so weak that my existence triggers him. It's about time someone got to put this bastard in his place. https://i.imgur.com/Rm1OqDh.jpg

We're doing the SB Musical on Cy tomorrow night. Check the calendar event for details, and don't miss out!

Well, damn... https://twitter.com/stefanssonkarl/status/972267460937338882

Well, I'm now being guilt-tripped and backstabbed for trying to help someone. This is where optimism gets you in life, I guess.

You know how some people can pass tests in class without even studying for them? Well... the last test I took was a book review, for a book I didn't even read. And somehow, I got a B on that, just by guessing what was in the book.

Not gonna question it. Just gonna roll with it.

You know what? I'm starting my own activist group here on SBC. We won't protest SBM. We'll sit on the sidelines of other people protesting SBM, listening to music, and making fun interjections. We will be the Royals! Join today!

>be me
>literally right now
>quietly promoted to admin of SBC Wiki a while ago
>bored sometimes
>hop on Wiki and observe the recent changes page
>over 500 store item stub pages
>all usually a couple of sentences at most
>idea.jpg
>suggest to jjs that we should combine these into a "list of X" page instead, Wikipedia style
>sure, why not
>finally get around to attempting it right now
>pic related

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BpmJh2CjSIA

Ah, pony-feathers! We shoulda known that meme-stealin' hack in charge of the bird site was all hat and no cattle!

Alright, how many of y'all have been hiding Madvillainy from me for all these years?

As if the brony arc hasn't been enough of a hammer to my old image as a stereotypical tryhard "man", 2022 is shaping up to be the year that I care even less and start listening to Taylor Swift, Metric, and Babymetal. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Between H*yden, my newfound TMJ disorder pain, the college course from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Hawky need drinky.

Big things coming never!

First thoughts 7 episodes into FIM: "How the hell did I avoid watching this for so long? I love it!"

I BEAT THE BEST DEBATER AWARD!!

I'm getting a proper microphone now, and with that, the writing of video essays shall commence! Any of y'all got something political you want me to talk about?