Nosferatu!

you know life is good when you get to spend the day petting and feeding stingrays 

do I gain or lose adult points for having pancakes and s'mores for dinner

I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL

uhhh that moment when jonathan freakin' brugh personally wishes you a happy birthday and also tells you that he's coming to the states next month?!?!?!?! and compliments your subtle cosplays of his character?!?!? THIS IS THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY EVER

brb being completely shook that i actually get to meet the brugh in november 

i honestly can't believe i'm actually going to meet my soon-to-be husband in person tomorrow rip me 

still can’t believe i erotic danced with a vampire. that really happened 

happy birthday danny devito, i will treat myself to an egg in this tryin’ time in your honor 

when the higher ups at your job are suddenly keen on gaslighting you at every given chance; being an adult is fun!

I'M HERE...

Tremors is on... <3

A bubble blowing baby doesn't belong out here... in man's country.

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my entire life... what a day.

Will I ever stop watching The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie? Short answer: NO.

I totally just had a super in-depth conversations about the SB movie with my best friend. I love her. She gets me.

Well, well, well... how the turntables.

It's cold, I'm tired, and everyone here is talking about Spanx. PLEASE, GOD.

Plankton is diminutive and annoying. <3

Whoa, power surge. That was kinda scary.

Can't stop this invertebrate on a mission, he's in charge!

It sucks how fast the weekends go by when you're employed full-time.

Today sure did take an unexpected turn.

What is this world coming to when a fake restaurant critic can't get cutsies?

It doesn't seem right... but it feels so good!

Your parents must have been, like, part-computer or something!