Jump to content
  • Advertisement

Mr. Eugene Krabs

Customers
  • Posts

    222
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    18
  • Doubloons

    1,556 [ Donate ]

Status Updates posted by Mr. Eugene Krabs

  1. I am renaming the Krusty Krab to the Kool Krab

  2. That says West, Patrick. You're fired again.

  3. HURRY SPONGEBOB, THE MUSIC'S GETTING FASTER!

  4. I endorse myself for President of Bikini Bottom!

  5. What's next? Sequin milkshakes?

  6. SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!

  7. Happy birthday, SpongeBob me boy!

  8. I love the young people's music.

    1. Salmon

      Salmon

      MOTHER OF GOD IT'S ALL TOILET SOUNDS

  9. ahoy lads I've overdosed on ketamine

  10. I will not fry today!

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      YOU WILL NOT LICK ME!

  11. We HAVE to get back those swollen naggy daddies!

    1. Aphrodite

      Aphrodite

      CUT!

       

      No, Mr. Krabs, it's "stolen Krabby Patties".

  12. Get that suit on sailor, it's already been paid for!

  13. fries should be fries either way

  14. Thank you Yuno Miles for teaching me how to evade taxes, ar ar ar!

  15. If a free salad bar won't bring new customers...what will?

  16. A pony with saddle bags full of money!

  17. Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand?

  18. ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year!

  19. Nobody's taken a break from the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

  20. You put the dime in me pants!

  21. You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

×
×
  • Create New...