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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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  1. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I love the young people's music.

    1. Salmon

      Salmon

      MOTHER OF GOD IT'S ALL TOILET SOUNDS

  2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    ahoy lads I've overdosed on ketamine

  3. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I will not fry today!

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      YOU WILL NOT LICK ME!

  4. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    We HAVE to get back those swollen naggy daddies!

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      CUT!

       

      No, Mr. Krabs, it's "stolen Krabby Patties".

  5. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Get that suit on sailor, it's already been paid for!

  6. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    fries should be fries either way

  7. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Thank you Yuno Miles for teaching me how to evade taxes, ar ar ar!

  8. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    If a free salad bar won't bring new customers...what will?

  9. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    A pony with saddle bags full of money!

  10. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I ain't old!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Yes you are!

  11. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand?

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Mmmhmm

    2. Meko1432

      Meko1432

      He said ''FUCK''!!

  12. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year!

  13. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Nobody's taken a break from the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    You put the dime in me pants!

  15. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

  16. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I love Bubble Buddy!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Keep your eyes off my husband krabs, I'm the only one who loves bubble buddy

  17. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' outta mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  18. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    A BOMB?! AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

  19. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    The deed is done.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      = )

    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The dark deed you requested is done sir.

  20. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Have a nice day!

  21. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. I guess that's what I like best. Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. Come here, you little piggies!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      I'd rather play on your lawn

  22. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

  23. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

  24. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' out of mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  25. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

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