Mr. Eugene Krabs

Nobody's taken a break from the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

You put the dime in me pants!

You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

I love Bubble Buddy!

But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' outta mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

A BOMB?! AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

The deed is done.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Have a nice day!

Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. I guess that's what I like best. Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. Come here, you little piggies!

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' out of mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

The kitchen is no place for a live horse!

I'm honored to have been a proud member of this community for ten years! Do I get money for this milestone?

What if I were to create my own game console, but you can only play it at the Krusty Krab for a fee?

Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar!

Your instructions are on this Krabby Patty. But remember, the fate of the Krusty Krab rests in your hands, SpongeBob.

He knits ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

Squidward, SpongeBob!!! In order to pay for these damages, you two are going to work for me FOREVER!!!

I'm now your new Santa, lads. Introducing: Krabby Klaws!

Bee boo boo bop!

Okay, boys. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.

Nothing will un-stuff the Thanksgiving turkey.

Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together!