Mr. Eugene Krabs

I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe me own crew would betray me like this.

Aw, come on now, Squidward. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams and then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?

Barnacles, I hate the pill.

Ar ar ar, this Mr. Boss fellow didn't know how to run a business as successfully as me! Krusty Krab knows how to make the customers smile!

Creature from the Krusty Krab has one fatal flaw: I'm not in it! What the devil!?

This would go great with some milk! *trips*

No more pennies, eh? I'll be sure to grab the last one ever made for me collection!

Am I really going to defile this grave for memes? Of course I am!

I'm going to spread the Krusty business to space! I'm sure those aliens are willing to pay a fortune for this cuisine, ar ar ar!

Hey kids, it's Krabby the Clown!

Do not trust Plankton lads, he hasn't changed one bit! Keep your eye on that little gremlin...

I LOVE PRETTY PATTIES!

Should've done Bowtie French Fry Pride instead, ar ar ar!

You're fired again.

I am renaming the Krusty Krab to the Kool Krab

Am I still cool?

Vote Eugene 2024

That says West, Patrick. You're fired again.

HURRY SPONGEBOB, THE MUSIC'S GETTING FASTER!

I endorse myself for President of Bikini Bottom!

SO LONG, SHRIMP!

What's next? Sequin milkshakes?

SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!

Happy birthday, SpongeBob me boy!

I love the young people's music.