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Today is the last day for submissions! Heads up for any stragglers are left. If everything goes according to plan, we'll officially begin the list tomorrow.
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suck my dick euguene krabs
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I think 7 wins in terms of outright bad episodes, but 8 has my vote because of how soulless it manages to be without being actively bad.
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I've decided to extend the deadline by another week, which will give me some time to tally all these lists. That now makes the new deadline May 18. Feel free to keep submitting and revising, anyone who still needs to.
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On 4/29/2021 at 8:14 PM, ITS THE NUTSHACK said:
ITS THE NUTSHACK
what did you say, you're going down on my nuts
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On Saturday, May 1 and Sunday, May 2, we're continuing our tradition of Star Wars movie nights by watching The Phantom Menace and The Force Awakens on Discord's Go Live platform. Both of them will be hosted at 8:00 pm. Hope to see you there!
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So far I've got 8 lists including my own, which is a lot less hectic than the big waves of ones I got last year. Don't let that discourage you from submitting though, since I've got all the time in the world. Reminder, as of now the deadline is May 11.
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After a one-year pause, we're back once again!
There's a weird feeling we get from seeing SpongeBob and his friends at their lowest, ugliest, and most poorly written. Over the next few weeks, we'll look at 50 episodes that embody that feeling once again. Which ones will rise? Which ones will fall? Which ones will stay just the same? You choose.
PM me your 25 least favorite SpongeBob and/or Kamp Koral episodes (yes, we're counting both—they'll be treated as part of one series) on here or on Discord. (no jokes or japes) I won't ask for commentary this time, so feel free to share your thoughts and opinions on the list's episodes in this thread.
If you need to change your list after you've sent it, please tell me right away to keep the tallying process smooth and easy.
The deadline is Tuesday, May 11, by the day's end EST. Now, get moving!
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there is another detailed report of Rubber Band Inam injustice which I feel I need to share with my fellow sbcers.
TW: // INAM AB*SE
ams have exploited the natural stretchiness of these brave, innocent rubber bands for years. when will this oppression end? my hope is for these images to raise awareness of the true graphic nature of these crimes.
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basset hound
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EPISODE IX – THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL
The much maligned but never forgotten holiday special... is canon. (Yes, look it up.) This ancient piece of Star Wars history featured many one-timers, all of whom never appeared again after their glorious single moment on the screen. So what have they been up to?
Chef Gormaanda
Gormaanda continued her cooking show, often inviting her fellow four-armed lover Dexter Jettster on. However, this was not to last. While filming one of her episodes, she suddenly collapsed and died of a cardiac arrest. Turns out all that stirring and whipping isn’t so good for your health.
Ackmena, The Singing Bartender
Ackmena realized there was more to life than bartending, and quit her job to find success as a singer. She had some brief stints with Sy Snootles’ backup band and the Droopy McCool Experience, but soon realized that spending her days in Miami with a bunch of old widows was the only life for her. She thanks you for being a friend.
Mermeia, The Grampa Wookiee VR Pornstar
Mermeia, despite her lifelike charm that effortlessly allured horny old men, wasn’t real. She was a virtual pornstar with a body made of ones and zeroes. She still exists today, her AI stored in the same folder where they keep Cleverbot and Hatsune Miku.
Jefferson Starship
Jefferson Starship realized rock music just wasn’t meant for this galaxy, and tried again in the far future, in another galaxy far, far away. This move, of course, worked. I think they’re going on tour soon.
Dromboid, The Guy from the Instructional Cassette
Dromboid continued his film career for many years, playing such exciting roles like “Guy Who Falls Asleep” and “Dead Extra #16”. As you can see, there was never much of a place for him on the red carpet.
Tomorrow we'll end our season by focusing on a certain place. In a casino? Yes. Filled with scum and villainy? Yes. In the desert? Not quite. Stay tuned.
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EPISODE VII – MEME CHARACTERS
They were never meant to be taken seriously. Even mentioning their name causes laughter among some fans. But they led lives and backstories just as complex and interesting as any other Star Wars character, which is nothing to laugh about. So what have they been up to?
Favjo Manew, The Jeans Guy
After being erased out of existence thanks to
digital meddlingthe will of the Force, Favjo found himself in a strange, terrifying purgatory along with the original Yoda puppet from Phantom Menace and the Sebastian Shaw Anakin ghost. The three reportedly get along well.
Dexter Jettster
Dex kept running his old diner until the Empire seized his property to build an Amazon warehouse. Undeterred, he started Dex’s NEW Diner with his beloved girlfriend Chef Gormaanda and ran it until 34 ABY, when he was shot and killed in an armed robbery. Investigators never found his killer, and true crime documentaries continue to cover his death. Please, think of him and the legacy he built everytime you chomp into a nerf burger.
Elan Sleazebaggano, The Deathsticks Guy
Unfortunately for poor Elan, the death stick business ended up falling on hard times following the rise of the Empire. He tried several gigs to compensate: traveling salesmen, mining guild, shoe shiner, droid fixer, and more, but they never panned out. Frustrated and down on his luck, he eventually settled into the spice business around 10 BBY, which ended with him getting his face tragically blown off Breaking Bad style.
Willrow Hood, The Ice Cream Maker Guy
Contrary to popular belief, Willrow Hood wasn’t holding an ice cream maker—he was holding a container called a camtono, which was filled with precious ice cream. After evacuating Cloud City, Willrow fled to Mustafar in order to enjoy his frozen desserts, only to find that they had all melted.
Boss Nass
Boss Nass’ rule as Gungan leader didn’t last long under the Empire. Shortly after Padmé’s death, he was violently overthrown in an Empire-backed coup and replaced by Supreme Generalissimo Juan Juan Guaidó, Savior of the Gungan People. Nass’ last words before his beheading were as follows: “BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL.”
Tomorrow we'll be focusing on a much narrower group of characters—a group who liked to perform together in a certain band.
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I didn't know much about Sophie (knew only one or two songs) but it's pretty clear they were going to be a big influence on pop and electronic music from here on. I'm sad to hear they died so tragically and at such a young age.
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EPISODE V – REBELS & RESISTANCE
We've reached the midway point of our series, but hang on tight—there's still more to come. The Rebels and the Resistance that followed it were a proud, valiant bunch, but after deposing their respective evil empires, there wasn't much of a purpose for them. So what have they been up to?
Ten Numb
After his more charismatic cousin Nien hogged all the fame for destroying the Death Star II, the jealous Ten Numb joined the dark side out of bitterness. But during his first day as a First Order stormtrooper, he found to his horror that his helmet couldn’t fit over his weird pancake-shaped face. He was then killed instantly by a Resistance laser to the head.
Jarrod Thalcorr, the Rebel Friend
Jarrod stood by his Rebel comrades till the end, helping everyone he could with loving care and a heartwarming smile. His kindness, however, couldn’t save him from a Sith Lord chokeslam against the walls of the Tantive IV. He belongs to the angels now.
Elyhek Rue, Red Squadron
Disappointed he could not partake in the Battle of Yavin, Rue tried to appease as many people as possible so he could get hot action for the next big Rebellion battle. This brown nosing paid off and led him to see combat with the Battle of Hoth. During the battle, he was shot down and crashed somewhere in the snowy mountains. Nobody ever came back for him and he was left stranded on the planet. It is said that he may still be alive, living among the Wampas and eventually becoming their king.
Klaud
After the Battle of Exegol, Klaud became Chewie’s new partner in crime to fill the void of the old friends he’s lost. The two went on many adventures together and became honored heroes of the New New Republic (or whatever government forms post TROS). They even started their own talk show together, although nobody was able to understand anything the two were saying, which made any special guest star episodes very awkward, to say the least.
Beaumont Kin
Following the Battle of Exegol, Kin resumed his studies to become a galaxy historian, becoming quite an esteemed scholar. He graduated top of his class at the Lerch Historical Institute. In his speech, he attributed his knowledge to the philosophy of famed galactic scholar Sok Ratees. He has gone on to debunk many myths and fake news about the galaxy, setting history straight. His parents, wherever they are, must be feeling ashamed for calling their son “useless” when they see where he is now. Kin’s famous words of wisdom “Dark science, cloning...secrets only the Sith knew” have become recited across the galaxy.
Tomorrow we'll look at the opposite side of the fight—allies and soldiers fighting for a different cause, or perhaps a different side.
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EPISODE III – JEDI
They were heroes, protectors, and defenders of the light side of the Force. But the Empire's purge left them scattered and almost a myth. Not everyone perished during this Purge, though—many lived on to tell tales of their own. So what have they been up to?
Yaddle
It is rumored by several whispers that Yaddle left the Jedi Council after Master Yoda got her pregnant, which the two knew would be quite scandalous. She gave birth to a baby known as “Grogu”, who was kept at the temple with the other younglings, although nobody would ever know the scandalous truth behind his conception...until now!
Oppo Rancisis
Oppo disguised himself as an especially shaggy carpet, stowing himself on a cargo ship to the planet Chad. There he opened his own carpet shop and has been laying low ever since, with nobody seeming to recognize such an unimportant character. I hear you can get pretty sweet deals there if you use his lucky coupons. Just don't mention the whole Jedi thing.
Quinlan Vos
Quinlan survived the Purge by hiding on Stewjon, but could never get past his undying attraction to weird-looking bald girls. Locals have said that he intends to move to Kamino soon to try and pick up their women.
Yarael Poof
Before the start of the Clone Wars, Poof was dispatched on a mission to investigate unrest from planets that would later identify themselves as part of the Separatist Alliance. He went incognito on Raxus Secundus, where he got distracted by a local pizza restaurant. While dining on the delicious pizza there, he was assassinated by a bounty hunter. Tempting, the pizza may be, but distract from your mission, never must you let it.
Tera Sinube
Master Sinube fled to the place he knew best: Coruscant’s seedy underbelly. But the modern environment proved too much for his old heart, and a bunch of delinquents robbed him and stole his lightsaber. By then, his mind had warped horribly from age, and he disappeared into the mysterious, CGI-rendered streets.
There really was no hope for the Jedi, as you can see. Tune in tomorrow, where we'll recall the tales of the galaxy's many creatures.
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EPISODE I – BOUNTY HUNTERS
The Empire certainly didn't need their scum, but their fame and deadly efficiency has made them some of the most interesting people in the galaxy. So what have they been up to?
Zuckuss
Zuckuss failed to catch Han Solo before Boba Fett did, which he took very personally. From then on, he chose to focus on capturing targets more suited to his insect tastes, such as rotting garbage and bright, ultraviolet light. Thankfully, he’s much happier this way.
4-LOM
4-LOM failed to catch Solo as well, which made him realize bounty hunting just wasn’t for him anymore. Using his exceptional programming skills, he left the field to become an elite video game developer. His last whereabouts indicated that he travelled to the future, to another galaxy far, far away, to work for a company called Game Freak.
Beedo
After his brother Greedo was tragically shot by Han Solo (he traumatizes every bounty hunter in the galaxy, it seems), he sought to avenge his fallen comrade. He eagerly went around multiple cantinas across the galaxy, and sat patiently, waiting for Han to stroll in so he could shoot first. He still took on some small bounty jobs in the interim, but he kept a low profile. Rumors say every so often you’ll find Beedo sitting in the corner like a weirdo at random cantinas, still waiting for Han to come to him...
Bossk
Bossk, a Jabba’s Palace VIP, died a horrible fiery death when the sail barge exploded, having spent his last moments partying with enslaved alien bikini babes. Luckily for him though, his reptilian ancestry allowed his remains to regenerate into Baby Bossk, who lives a bitter and resentful life in Grogu’s shadow.
Dengar
After the Battle of Jakku, Dengar continued good ol’ fashioned bounty hunting with his bros. However, at some point, he ended up in a horrific hunting accident, which led to his body needing extensive repairs. When they were finished fixing him, he had been reborn into Robo Dengar. His fellow hunter buddies now mockingly call him a “clanker”, which is strongly recommended something you NOT say to him or you’ll end up facing Robo Dengar’s rampage.
That's it for this episode. Tune in next time, where we examine the legacies of a mish-mash of many people.
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SBC's Top 50 Worst Episodes Ever! (2021 Edition)
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Submissions have closed! Our final total was 22 lists: not as much as 2019, of course, but enough to keep the lights running. Big shoutout to @jjsthekidfor his help in finding submitters! I'll be posting a full list of everyone soon.
The fewer amount of lists also means that this list will work in... mysterious ways. Expect many curveballs. So are we ready? Let's go!
SBC's Top 50 Worst Episodes Ever! (2021 Edition)
50. "Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry?"
The Cent of Money – 36 points
5 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #15 @RD Rockruff) (-24)
Season: 7
Writers: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Dani Michaeli
Plot: Mr. Krabs exploits Gary's natural magnetism for his own benefit.
We begin our list with a huge dropoff—one of the biggest you'll see on this list. The episode itself is notorious for combining "jerk Mr. Krabs" with "abused Gary," two of the fandom's most hated themes in the show. And for good reason—it's pretty heartbreaking to see Mr. Krabs push around a snail with so little agency, especially since you can see how visibly uncomfortable he is. It is also the only source of humor in the whole episode—every joke seems to rely on the fact that Gary is magnetic, and he is being exploited for that quality. This episode deserves a spot on any worst list, with or without a dropoff.
49. "This is my friend! If you want to get to him, you're gonna have to go through me!"
The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom – 43 points
6 out of 22 lists (Highest Ranking #9 @WinterArcanine) (NEW)
Season: 7
Writers: Aaron Springer, Dani Michaeli
Plot: Patrick meets Rrarrg, a gigantic sea monster.
This is our first new addition to the list, and the first one to also make my own. The whole "Legends" miniseries was dead from the very start, and this episode is proof of that. The idea of Patrick befriending something hideous like a monster isn't even a bad concept—but it simply doesn't know what to do with its time. There's at least a whole minute dedicated to the two laughing and staring at a snowglobe. This duo seems like it should be meant for a fun episode of mayhem, but it drags thanks to these boring shenanigans. Squidward and the police showing up somehow fails to get this episode off its feet at all, and by the end, you wonder what the point of this episode even was. Glad to see it placed.