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  1. oh no! the krusty krab is on fire! gotta eat all those patties or they will all burn!

    1. terminoob

      terminoob

      Don't! They'll go straight to your thighs!

    2. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      ......my thighs?

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      and then you'll blow up.

  2. ohh squidward.....

  3. passed my road test! idk what it has to do with this site but yaaay!!!!!

    1. WWESpongefan

      WWESpongefan

      The fact that Spongebob can't pass his driving test. Congrats though. :)

  4. patrick hungry...world can save itself until after dinner

  5. Patrick-Man reporting for duty!

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      literally!*fires patty out of a cannon*

    3. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      do I at least keep the hat?

    4. So Sejima
  6. patrick-man! is ready for Easter!!!

  7. patrick-man..uhh..needs krabby patties to recharge!

  8. patrick-man's patrick cave is so dirty! ohn well

  9. raise? whats that?

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      Holy shi-ish bro! Where have you been?

  10. remember the top 10 rules of being lazy #1-

  11. Remember tht snowstorm? well i tried to save my family and well....

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      hahaha great acting dude!

    3. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      yes XD im the one who runs in and out of the house for milk

    4. Patrick-Man!
  12. since illl be at work from 5-10. im recording the KCA's

  13. so uh....spongebuddy mania is having some problems?

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Just click "ignore this warning" and it should let you access the page.

  14. Spongebob battle for bikini bottom..good times

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    2. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      Another adult joke the kids wouldn't get but us adults/teenagers would

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      whats the joke?is it supposed to get in some adult humor? just tell me so i can get back to my life

    4. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      same robo marriage? lmao

  15. spongebob squarepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants

  16. supercalaspongealicious

  17. sweeet evil spatula is gunna air later!

  18. thank you spongebob universe...for being a great source for spongebob anything

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Isn't SBU amazing? <3

    2. Patty Rose

      Patty Rose

      All Hail SBU, our almighty SpongeBob site.

    3. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      *makes a shrine* wont you all pray?

  19. the maniacs...IN THE MAILBOX

    1. The Crow

      The Crow

      Get out there, Idiot Box!

  20. time to save the da-zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      i should probably get some sleep too

    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      SAVE THE DAZZZZZZZZZZZ! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

  21. today is christmas eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve eve......etc.

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      and today you're scheduled for a( 23 times bad)haircut!

    2. Patrick-Man!
    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      everybody gets a bad haircut. everybody hates a bad haircut.

  22. whats on my mind? hair. it covers my head that covers my mind

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