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That guy!

This is not recommended for beginners!

Okay, here's my pitch. / "Nicktoons Party" Similar to "Mario Party", a bunch of Nicktoons (including, but not necessarily limited to) Spongebob, Patrick, and Bubble Bass from "Spongebob Squarepants", Stimpy from "Ren and Stimpy", Rocko from "Rocko's Modern Life", Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower from "Angry Beavers", are all arguing over who is the best Nicktoon of all time, until Sandy Cheeks decides to settle the matter scientifically by pitting the skills of intelligence, strength, speed, and luck in a series of games divided by the various worlds of Nickelodeon Nicktoons. The characters would even transform to look like they would look like in each world; boards would be represented by the cartoon series of "Ren And Stimpy"; "Rocko's Modern Life"; "The Angry Beavers"; "Catdog"; "Rocket Power"; and "Spongebob Squarepants", with two un-lockable boards from "The Wild Thornberries" and "The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" once at least one character (played by player 1) places 1st on all boards in at least one standard game of play. Turns can be limited to 10 turns for short play, 20 turns for standard, or 40 plays for long. At the end of each turn, the contestants will participate in a randomly chosen mini-game, taken from various Nickelodeon game-shows of the past, including "Double Dare"; "Get The Picture"; "Family Double Dare"; "Nickelodeon GUTS"; "Legends Of The Hidden Temple"; "Global GUTS"; "Figure It Out"; and "Double Dare 2000". And while they race around the board, the object of the game is to collect Goofy Goober Tokens, in order to buy Buckets of Nickelodeon Slime. Who ever has the most Buckets of Nickelodeon Slime at the end of all the turns, will be crowned the Nickelodeon champion! The main antagonists of the game are Rancid Rabbit from "Catdog", and Plankton from "Spongebob Squarepants", who you have to avoid triggering their hazards, or lose a significant amount of your Goofy Goober tokens should you happen to trigger their events. Also collectible within the game are concept artworks for all the represented Nickelodeon shows. The game would be rated E, containing only Mild Comic Mischief. Enough said, true believers!

First slide I've ever seen that was built specifically for DUCKS!!!!

Time to go for the Gold!

My method is on like... ...that guy!

I will spend 300 tokens on the dumbbell collectible.

Why can't more people look THAT cute when going down something slidey?!

Silver for the win!

This guy!

This, on the sea!

This guy.

Green.

Question, can our submissions include any music actually featured IN a video game, or a movie based on a video game?

This episode segment title is not a typo, that really IS what it's called. Aired on February 26, 2024; the plot of this episode segment is that Mr. Krabs decides to start serving breakfast items at the Krusty Krab, but when Spongebob goes to pick up a breakfast cook book at the library; he gets an evil sea witches spell book by mistake, causing havoc to ensue. Editors, feel free to edit the title in case I'm mistaken about the episode segment number; feel free to discuss the episode segment here, and bonus fun fact; this is the very FIRST episode segment I've ever added onto this website! Enough said, true believers!

"Chum Bucket List" is kind of like Patrick's version of "Dying For Pie", only unlike Spongebob; Patrick actually THINKS he's dying because he THINKS he saw Plankton poisoning chum, and didn't realize that the bodies on the floor were just mannequins. (I have to wonder if THAT'S why Plankton rarely ever gets any customers, because Patrick jumped to conclusions; and Plankton was never able to shake off the reputation.) In any case, it's nice to see Spongebob get some much needed screen-time on Patrick's show, helping Patrick fill every single one of Patrick's desires written on a LITERAL bucket! It figures that Patrick would eventually find out that he wasn't dying, but only because all the chum got STUCK in his teeth, and he never ATE any! Of course, didn't stop Patrick from immediately trying to eat more; getting sick because the chum was MADE very badly, and STILL trying to go back from more! At least that will keep Spongebob busy with HIS Bucket List, which at least comprises of a BUNCH of times of saving Patrick's life! I'd give that episode segment a 9.5 out of 10. / I feel like "Big Baby Patrick" was made to TRY to be a better version of "Squid Baby". At the very least, it has Patrick CHOOSING to act like a baby for the "Skewed Priorities" of NOT wanting his parents to get rid of his baby things! Of course, everyone thinks that if they simply FORCE Patrick to completely STICK to things that babies can and are not allowed to do; it will quickly make Patrick change his mind. Too bad Patrick is proving to be TOO stubborn in changing his mind, and really COMMITTING to acting like a baby...in one case, a little TOO much! Interestingly enough, the "Captain Quasar" segment was more interesting. Somehow, Captain Quasar and Patron (a robot) had LITERALLY regressed into being babies! Thankfully, the two manage to make lemonade out of lemons, as they utilize their cuteness as a form of "Obfuscating Weakness", and use it to defeat the evil Crouton (Salad-based) aliens! If that had been basically the full episode segment (like "Blorpsgiving"), I feel like it would've done better! But as it is, Patrick proves to be SO stubborn, it LITERALLY breaks Spongebob, Squidina, and even Bunny and Cecil into acting like babies! Thankfully, "Snap-back" finally kicks in as everyone finally decides to go back to playing themselves again, except for GrandPat, who WANTS to be pampered like a baby! Too bad for him Patrick's NOT willing to babysit him like Patrick's parents were willing to babysit Patrick, and Patrick takes the COWARD'S way out, by dumping GrandPat at an Orphanage! Thank goodness for "Negative Continuity" on this one! The "Captain Quasar" segment gets a 9.9 out of 10, as it made both Captain Quasar and Patron smarter; everything else gets a 6.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

First off, making a "Bottle Episode" (that is to say, an episode that takes place MOSTLY in one location), can be a VERY tricky business! While this show has actually already managed to do it well with an episode taking place on the stairs, it's quite another to make an episode take place entirely within a restroom, but this show SOMEHOW managed to make it work without resorting to any RUDE bathroom humor! It was quite funny how so MANY characters kept barging into the restroom without WAITING to hear for anybody to NOT close the restroom door! Eventually, everyone is able to get out thanks to the tiny, blue male fish (occasionally seen with the rest of his tiny, blue fish family), as Patrick puts him into a bottle (a LIVE message in the bottle), flushes him down the toilet, and who should return to save the day except Tingle, who provides a replacement doorknob?! In the second episode segment, the plot wouldn't have been possible WITHOUT Patrick having access to a time travel door, and WITHOUT Patrick having "Skewed Priorities"! Thanks to Bunny's Klopnodian Traditions, unless Bunny and Cecil kiss the traditional Klopnodian Cake to consummate their marriage; than their marriage is NOT legitimate! To keep Bunny from having to go BACK to Klopnodia, Squidina has to QUICKLY arrange for Cecil and Bunny to re-do every single ONE of their Klopnodian marriage traditions, BEFORE the sun sets! While what we did get to see was funny, I think this episode segment would've done better as a full length episode, as a cutaway gag implied that there were MANY Klopnodian traditions we DIDN'T get to see! Also, I was totally NOT expecting a Patrick from the far-off future year of 7 million to appear, fight Present Day Patrick for the wedding cake, and have THAT actually turn out to be part of the Klopnodian Wedding Tradition! Thankfully, Bunny and Cecil manage to get married in the nick of time; and even future versions of Bunny and Cecil (with their family who managed to survive a Robot Apocalypse) are all happily married as well. I guess I'd give the first episode segment a 9.9 out of 10, and the second episode segment a 9 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

First off, I wondered who voiced the Dancing Instructor? She sure sounds like she has potential for future appearances on "Spongebob Squarepants". Second, it's nice to see Plankton and Karen interact with each other romantically, WITHOUT needing to focus on trying to obtain the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. In order to make Karen's dream of tango dancing come true (WITHOUT having Plankton get stepped on) Plankton decides to artificially (and in a "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", quite painfully) artificially LENGTHENS his legs so that he is now the same height as Karen! Although in another "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", just like Spongebob found out in "The Chaperone", just because you know how to use legs at your OWN normal length; doesn't mean you'll be able to use legs that are at a LONGER length! However, Plankton and Karen are eager to learn; ESPECIALLY once their instructor tells them that the Tango involves channeling their AGGRESSION to fuel their passion! And Aggression is something they have PLENTY of! While Plankton and Karen are easily able to out-dance Spongebob and Pearl, and Slappy and his girlfriend; it turns out that Bubble Bass and his Mother (who FINALLY appears in something OTHER than her blue track suit) waltz into class! It turns out that Bubble Bass and his Mother have WON the Best Dancing Award three years in a row (which may explain at least PART of the reason why Bubble Bass didn't appear in seasons 2-6 and 8). In order to win the award away from them, Karen decides to turn Plankton into his alter ego Ray-Ray, which she is now able to do with a laser gun! With Plankton's Ray-Ray mojo, Plankton LITERALLY dances so FAST, he makes a fire! Unfortunately, he dances SO fast; he actually wears down his artificially lengthened legs, until he's back down to his normal height, although he and Karen at least win the Best Dancing Award; even earning the respect of Bubble Bass and his Mother in the process. I'd give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

Unsurprisingly, a LOT of digging can help you build up your arm muscles...if you're REALLY too cheap to just simply go to the gym!

...for when simply turning OFF the TV just isn't good enough!

It seems like the animators who work on "Spongebob Squarepants" are REALLY getting into the call-backs on this show. For instance, the LAST characters I would've expected them to reference, were the worms for "Pets Or Pests"; or Puffy Fluffy from "A Pal For Gary". Luckily for us, a cameo appearance is ALL they get to enjoy, and because Patrick wants a pet; he chooses what LOOKS like a Pet Rock! Granted, it DOES now make sense that they didn't reuse Rocky for this episode segment. Instead, Patrick names this rock, Rolly (meaning Patrick technically IS into Rock and Roll!) The Rock Collector in this episode segment kind of reminds me of Wily E. Coyote, with Patrick acting as the Road Runner COMPLETELY oblivious to The Rock Collector's attempts to break his rock wide open! Now, the first clue that Patrick's rock WASN'T a rock, was the fact that his rock actually GREW! What's nice about this episode, is that it seems like the animators have FINALLY decided to revert Patrick back to his season one intelligence level, where he WASN'T outright stupid, just slow. And I LOVE this episode, because it shows Patrick being SMART enough to ask Spongebob for help in ASKING how to take care of his Pet Rock; probably as a gigantic apology for people who didn't like the episode segment "Pet Sitter Pat". Patrick decides to take Rolly to a pet show, where due to Patrick's clumsiness in handling Rolly; he accidentally knocks out the REST of the competition, making his pet win first prize by default! But at his moment of victory, the Rock Collector SUCCEEDS in breaking the rock wide open! But it turns out to NOT be a rock, but an egg containing a SEA DRAGON! Now, if the episode had ended on THAT cool note; it would've been rated a 9.9 out of 10, but the animators had to go and RUIN it, by having Rolly EAT Patrick; knocking down the score ALL the way to a 6.5 out of 10! REMEMBER, characters eating other characters is BAD; cool, unexpected twist endings are GOOD! Enough said, true believers!

I feel like the BIGGEST reason this episode segment was made, was to FINALLY definitively answer once and for all, whether Squidward KNEW if his Mother was alive or not! Well, from now on, he definitely does! Ironically enough, she looks YOUNGER in this episode than she has in previous appearances. Although to be fair, we do NOW have Granny Tentacles, who uses Mama Tentacles' old character design, so I guess the animators needed to come up with a new design so that people wouldn't get confused. Also, I noticed that Mama Krabs has a new voice actress; that would make this the THIRD person to voice her! This episode is unique in the fact that prior to this episode, we really HAVEN'T seen Mama Squarepants have a major episode segment that focused mostly on her WITHOUT having to include her husband (at least, at the same time). Because it's "Bring Your Mom To Work Day" (don't know how we HAVEN'T had THAT at the Krusty Krab before), Spongebob brings not only HIS mother; but Squidward's and Mr. Krabs' mother as well! Because Mama Krabs and Mama Tentacles aren't happy with the way their boys are running the Krusty Krab (with Mama Krabs apparently now willing to be CHEAPER than Mr. Krabs is, and Mama Squarepants only going along with it because she's out-voted), the mom's decide to put the Krusty Krab under NEW management, their OWN! Naturally, the sons think that it won't be long before the mom's realize how HARD running a restaurant is, but what would ordinarily be a HARD test; Bubble Bass and his mother, turns out to impress BOTH of the big eaters! What's nice about this episode is that even though Bubble Bass DOES feel a little irritated with how his mother treats him at times, he DOES ultimately love her; and he even helps the boys figure out how to hang out and have fun in the basement, which they turn into their own makeshift man-cave! Although the mamas succeed in running the Krusty Krab for a day; it turns out to be a justified case of "Status Quo Is God", because the day doesn't last forever; and the next day turns out to be "Bring Your Dad To Work Day" (with Squidward's father ALSO turning out to be alive), and because the dad's are INSISTENT about wanting things done for THEM, it makes the sons WISH they had their mom's back! All in all, I'd give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

And the dog is ONLY trying to find a bone!

Hulk SMASH!!!!

It's been a LONG time since Nickelodeon has aired TWO new episode segments in the same day, I was wondering if Nickelodeon had forgotten HOW to do that! I'm...not quite sure what to make of the episode's concept. Because Patrick finds an old black and white melodramatic movie to SOMEHOW be funny and starts laughing, it causes Spongebob to start laughing. Unfortunately, this turns out to be the straw that MENTALLY breaks the camel's back (or in this case, mentally BREAKS Spongebob's ability to control his ability to laugh or not laugh; as he is suddenly unable to STOP laughing, even though he doesn't necessarily WANT to! In a "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", this causes him to get kicked out of the movie theater, causes him to temporarily lose his job, earns him the ire of Squidward (though that's not much of a stretch); somebody who buys a big, oversized hat; someone who accidentally crashed his milk car and was LITERALLY crying over spilled milk; doctors working at an operation, and clowns at a FAKE Clown Funeral (although I did like the unique character Sparklenose; I hope he returns for more appearances!) Eventually, Spongebob is SO desperate to STOP laughing, he decides to see, what is LITERALLY called: "The Saddest Movie In The World" (And surprisingly, it's NOT about The Ugly Barnacle!) In the movie, he's surprised to see his GRANDMA in there (nice to see her make a return appearance), and SHE'S laughing, to! Apparently, there comes a point in the life of ALL Squarepants' family members, that after laughing so much; they lose their ability to STOP controlling their laughter! But...at least they can take comfort in not being alone. Of course, I'd bring up the SIMPLE solution that Spongebob could've simply seen a REAL professional who could've fixed his problem, but it will more than likely be undone by Negative Continuity anyways. I guess, to quote a certain character from "Futurama": "I have no strong feelings about this one way or the other". I guess I'd give it a 6.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!