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  1. "What a stupid fucking quote." - Shadow the Hedgehog

  2. "Animation is for 12 year olds." -  George Lucas

    1. 4EverGreen


      Says the guy who (at least officially approved, if not outright created) Jar Jar Binks, in order to exclusively cater to such young kids.

  3. "He who seeks revenge digs two graves." - Gene Cousineau 

  4. I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.

  5. Quasimodo predicted all this.

  6. The guy was an interior decorator.

  7. I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!

  8. You never had the makings of a Varsity athlete.

  9. "Saul Goodman is kind of like a cockroach, in the sense that he’s probably going to survive all nuclear wars, and he’ll still be out there somewhere after mankind has become extinct." - George Washington

  10. He's not in charge. I am. I know how to press those buttons. Hey, I installed them.

  11. Surrender to the soup, Barry!

  12. Let's go have a chat in my garage.

  13. Forgiveness has to be earned.

    1. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito


  14. I'm Tomas.

    1. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      I don't give a fuck what your name is, where's the guy that was supposed to be in here!?

  15. So where's the actual 3rd season of Mandalorian?

    1. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      people say it feels like the season was written by an AI but honestly that's too nice, that probably would've been funnier than what we got

  16. Hey Barry, I got you.

  17. Weesnaw.

    1. Mr. Eugene Krabs

      Mr. Eugene Krabs

      That was terrible.

  18. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

  19. Snooping As Usual I See

  20. We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting.

  21. I was just about to consume this delicious banana! Tasty!

  22. Baldy Nosehair.

  23. Dhar Mann has failed us, utterly heartbroken


    We're not just telling stories, we're stealing paychecks.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Instantly Regrets It

    2. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      He really was changing people's lives

  24. Legend has it if you look in a mirror and say "Echidna" three times, Ken Penders will appear and sue you.

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