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  1. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

  2. Snooping As Usual I See

  3. We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting.

  4. I was just about to consume this delicious banana! Tasty!

  5. Baldy Nosehair.

  6. Dhar Mann has failed us, utterly heartbroken


    We're not just telling stories, we're stealing paychecks.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Instantly Regrets It

    2. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      He really was changing people's lives

  7. Legend has it if you look in a mirror and say "Echidna" three times, Ken Penders will appear and sue you.

  8. A Chaos Emerald? You've got to be kidding me, guys! This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

  9. "Anime was a mistake." - Shadow the Hedgehog

  10. "Stop quoting things I have never said." - John Lennon

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      "No." - Paul McCartney

  11. "Anything less than the best is a felony." - Vanilla Ice

  12. "Haha, I don't really know." - Junichi Masuda

  13. This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off!

    1. SpongeCob


      Don't worry, I think you just roasted it with that spicy burn

  14. did you know that Tonight Tonight by the Smashing Pumpkins sounds very similar to His World

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Tonight Tonight there's a party on the rooftop top of the world

  15. Can you find the doggy? Where is the doggy? Can you tell me where the doggy is?

  16. What doesn't kill you make you stranger.

  17. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  18. Still... juries, right? You never can tell. It's a roll of the dice.

  19. I genuinely, whole-heartedly believe that tvtropes should be read as a satire website at this point. Trust me, makes it much more enjoyable.

  20. "Continuity is for wimps" - George Lucas

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      i may have gone too far in a few places

  21. big the cat was the hero we needed but not the one we deserved

  22. there was actually a dhar mann actor in the saul finale, my power brought this upon us

  23. Well, you see an amateur, I see a hundred and seventy pounds of clay ready to be molded.

  24. I'm just glad Nippy's okay

  25. Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Always remember: If you suspect a laundromat has a meth lab hidden under it, it's your right to break into one late at night! 

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