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"Animation is for 12 year olds." - George Lucas
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I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.
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"Saul Goodman is kind of like a cockroach, in the sense that he’s probably going to survive all nuclear wars, and he’ll still be out there somewhere after mankind has become extinct." - George Washington
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I'm Tomas.
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So where's the actual 3rd season of Mandalorian?
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting.
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Dhar Mann has failed us, utterly heartbroken
We're not just telling stories, we're stealing paychecks.
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Legend has it if you look in a mirror and say "Echidna" three times, Ken Penders will appear and sue you.