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  1. Look, I could barely explain the nutty adventure I just went on. So i'm not going to, I don't- I don't want to talk about it. I've seen the devil.

  2. Charlie, what does it mean? Charlie, you were my everything. World's fucked up, man. Charlie, am I losing my goddamn mind? If it's gone, where will I find...it?

  3. All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

  4. Tommy Vercetti, remember the name!

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      When I’m gone, everybody gonna remember my name! Big Smoke! 😵

  5. The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears

  6. Jinjo! Weee!

  7. "call me indiana jones" - Yuno Miles

  8. no autotune, no violence, no nudity, just straight ASS 🔥

  9. "I'm going to need gum." - John Wick

  10. My name is Kevin Ethan Levin. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  11. it's nice henry kissinger knew when to finally take a nap, I hope he's doing well with satan

  12. "I don't believe in Maroon 5, I just believe in me." - John Lennon

  13. Ceiling, your Squidward is talking to me!

  14. Most people wouldn't understand. To make an omelet you have to break a few eggs. I mean, to build bridges, people have to fall.

  15. I've been possessed by a ghost ama

    1. Yummylesecond


      Whats your favorite type of toothpaste

  16. "What a stupid fucking quote." - Shadow the Hedgehog

  17. "Animation is for 12 year olds." -  George Lucas

    1. 4EverGreen


      Says the guy who (at least officially approved, if not outright created) Jar Jar Binks, in order to exclusively cater to such young kids.

  18. "He who seeks revenge digs two graves." - Gene Cousineau 

  19. I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.

  20. Quasimodo predicted all this.

  21. The guy was an interior decorator.

  22. I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!

  23. You never had the makings of a Varsity athlete.

  24. "Saul Goodman is kind of like a cockroach, in the sense that he’s probably going to survive all nuclear wars, and he’ll still be out there somewhere after mankind has become extinct." - George Washington

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