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  1. terminoob

    Clown colleges must have THE BEST parties.

  2. terminoob

    New idea for a gameshow: Round up a bunch of drunk people and put them in a spelling bee.

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    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      I'd watch it.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I'd totally watch this.

      This should be real.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      Yes! Yes! Yes! Make it happen! Yes!

  3. terminoob

    Gallon of green tea. Bag of buffalo cheese Combos. An all Rush playlist. PAAAAARTAAAAAY.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Where's my invite?

    3. terminoob

      terminoob

      I don't need no stinkin' Grubby Grouper and his grubby groupies at my party. I got class.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I'm surprised you didn't say get your grubby fins off me you damn dirty fish.

  4. terminoob

    And, as if by magic, the sick has left my body and has been replaced with the appropriate amount of awesome.

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    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Glad you're feeling better.

    3. SG19

      SG19

      It's not really magic :P You basically caught a 24-hour Norovirus.

    4. terminoob

      terminoob

      More like 72-hour. It was literally worse than Hitler.

  5. terminoob

    That awkward moment when a stomach ache turns into stomach flu. What a way to spend my last two weeks of summer.

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    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      But if I rest, I can't stay up late watching TV and updating my status'!

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Sorry about that terminoob, get well soon.

    4. terminoob

      terminoob

      I'll be fine soon. Good news is it usually only lasts a few days, so I'll be my normal cheerful self tomorrow or Friday.

  6. terminoob

    I feel so judged when I go out for a run.

    1. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      You are not alone, my friend. HOPE sucks ass.

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      @Webby: Is that a reference? Because I fail to see how his situation described the antithesis of hope.

  7. terminoob

    Got stuck in Boston for a bit. "Yolo", as the kids say these days.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Kids say the darndest things, don't they?

  8. terminoob

    Tornado time. Weeeeeeee.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Dang, I hope you guys are okay over there.

    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      Gonna be like this until at least tomorrow. Supposed to have a picnic on Boston Common at 1pm, too.

      It'll separate the men from the boys for sure.

  9. terminoob

    For the next 25 days I'll be posting a sketch everyday. 26 days until I move into the dorms; gotta get in the art spirit somehow.

  10. terminoob

    Oh my God I am so fantastic when I'm drunk. Like seriously. I'm typing this as I'm drunk right now and NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER. PERFECT GRAMMAR, BITCH.

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    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      Wait... what?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Once again, congratulations.

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      I think Max means a COMMA, not a coma. XD

  11. terminoob

    Oh crap. My wisdom teeth are coming in. Food, why do you hurt so good?

    1. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      HURT SO GOOD

      COME ON BACON MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD

      SOMETIMES FOOD DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD, BUT BAGEL

      IT HURTS SO GOOD

  12. terminoob

    Pro tip: Don't eat four chocolate chocolate chip pancakes at the same time in under five minutes. I'm literally gagging typing this.

    1. Macseed

      Macseed

      Ouch.

    2. box

      box

      ^ Yep.

    3. shin

      shin

      ...I'm tempted.

  13. terminoob

    Oh, cool. I got a chill schedule for first semester. Maybe I won't have to leave after all.

    1. Macseed

      Macseed

      I don't. I have History... IN SPANISH!

  14. terminoob

    I feel like I just got hit with a bear tranquilizer. No more fast food for me.

  15. terminoob

    Oh God. Too much Taco Bell.

  16. terminoob

    ...And on the evening of the seventh day, God said "Damn I'm good."

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Go eat your lasagna, Eden.

    3. shin

      shin

      mom's spaghetti*

    4. box

      box

      Lasagna in around, or mom's spaghetti in town? In town? around? I'LL TAKE BOTH!

  17. terminoob

    Sittin' on the roof DO DO DO DOO sittin' on the roof DREE DO DOO sittin' on the roof DO DO DO DOO.

  18. terminoob

    Spoiler alert! DKR is really just Citizen Bane, a remake of Citizen Kane for the modern age. Rosebud is now the Batmobile.

    1. JCM

      JCM

      Always the contrarian, I see.

  19. terminoob

    Today I learned that I suck at playing poker unless I'm dressed like James Bond. This is vital information.

  20. terminoob

    I can't wait to see A Man Dressed as a Bat Rises on Friday.

  21. terminoob

    Note to future self: Open a vision care store that sells fake vision care. Name it Optical Illusions.

    1. Ron

      Ron

      Ha... I get it... A+...

    2. box

      box

      I actually love the idea.

  22. terminoob

    I hope someone else finds it incredibly stupid that all paintings of Adam and Eve depict them having bellybuttons.

  23. terminoob

    I don't have a girlfriend and I'm blaming Channing Tatum. So there.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      As do I

  24. terminoob

    Back in my day, we didn't have these confounded status majiggers. We had to express ourselves the natural way - through angry messages!

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Back in the day, I couldn't like this status. I would have to come up to your face and tell you that I liked your message.

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