MMM Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 A parody of a Wander Over Yonder episode with Squidward in it. Written by MMM, and President Squidward Wander : You don't want my sandwiches! Squidward : You won't stop annoying me! Wander : I know how to settle this. Squidward : How? Wander : By competing for this (holds up the Greatest in the Galaxy trophy) Squidward : You're on. As they compete for the golden Greatest of the Galaxy Trophy, they have to go through stuff like The Instrument Playing Contest* Squidward, of course, plays his clarinet. Wander plays a guitar. Squidward: Ha, I'll bet you can't play a guitar! Wander: Oh, really... *Plays it amazingly well it surprises ol' Squiddy* Squidward: *shocked* ... I'm in trouble. The first challenge starts, Squidward plays terrible as usual, because it happens on the show too. Wander wins with his beautifully played music. Squidward can here Wander laughing under his breath. "hee hee hee hee hee hee" Squidward : Now let's see who can make the best art! (Squidward and Wander both begin working hard and after the cloud of smoke clears, Squidward has a stick figure on an easel and Wander made a variation of The Thinker) Wander : Ehe... Squidward is as steamed as a steamed vegetable. His optimistic friendimie was better than him in art and playing instruments, there was still two more challenges left, this time was singing a little ditty. Squidward was singing Beautiful Dreamer... A bit mehish. Wander singed "Sweet Caroline" because why not? And again, he wins. Squidward's angry, but maybe there was a chance left, maybe there was a teeny little chance, he might win greatest of the galaxy because Squidward thought himself was the greatest person out there. Wander's still giggling under his green floppy hat. "Heh heh eh heh." Squidward was angry. There was only ONE more thing to win the trophy..the horseshoe contest. Both of them had five turns to throw the horeshoe and try to get it around the stick. Squidward went first, but missed every single throw by miles. Wander, however, had perfect throws, making him officially the Greatest in the Galaxy. Wander: Golly, I won! I'm officially the greatest of the Galaxy! That night, Wander start to feel guilty, even though Squidward was his enemy, he was also his friend. (That's why they were friendimies of course). Wander: Squidward! Squidward: What do you want? Wander: Here. *Gives him the trophy* Squidward: wha-- Wander: I felt guilty that you lost, so I told them to change the name to your name, so congratulations! *gives him a friendly hug and walks away* Squidward: ... How I hate Optimistic people. THE END 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 The greatest *pun* short story ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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So Sejima Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 BETTER WAY They tie in everything then they destroy a stupid cat from a tv show that I like Spoiler cough the stupid annoying unbearable cat agent in TUFF Puppy so they both win it for destroying the 2nd most annoying character in any animated cartoon ever IMO THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 lol how many times have i used this gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted November 24, 2013 Author Share Posted November 24, 2013 72 Hours story by MMM and Prez written by MMM (The episode begins with a montage) Random Kid : Mister, I lost my quarter. Can you find it? Wander : Of course! (Wander spends a couple hours searching for the quarter, then finds it) Wander : Here it is! Random Kid : Thanks! Squidward : Hmph. ... Something that looks like a dog : Woo woooo. Wander : Oh, did you lose your owner? I'll get you reunited in no time! (Wander spends a day knocking on doors and asking people if they have a lost "zammazoo", until he finds the owner.) Wander : There's your owner! Zammazoo : Woo woo! Squidward : Mph. ... Sylvia : Wander, part of my mane is coming off. Can you get someone to get put it back together? Wander : Nonsense. (grabs a roller of tape from nowhere) I'll do it! (Wander tapes Sylvia's mane back together.) Sylvia : Thanks! Squidward : Rrrrrrr.... (montage ends) Wander : Ah, I love doing good deeds. Squidward : YOU AND YOUR GOOD DEEDS! Wander : (turns around) WWWWWHAT DID YOU SAY? Squidward : You always do good deeds! Good deeds, good deeds, good deeds! I bet you couldn't go SEVENTY TWO HOURS without doing a good deed! Wander : S-s-s-seventy two hours? Squidward : Yup. I bet you can't do it. Wander : Oh, I can, all right. You're on. 72:00:00 Wander : OK, Wander, you can do this. Zammazoo : Woooo wooooo! Wander : Oh no! Must...not...help.... Zammazoo : Woo wooo! Wander : Maybe Squidward isn't watching...maybe I can help the- Squidward : NONONONONONONONO! Wander : -zammazoo. Please, just give me an expection! Squidward : No. Wander : (sighs) Find your owner yourself. 61:37:18 Wander : Look, Squidward, i've gone over 11 hours! Is that good? Squidward : No. Random Kid : Hey, mister, I lost a dime. Can you find it? Wander : (sweating) Oh? Squidward : Aw, he lost a dime. You should help him. Wander : (through gritted teeth) No, Squidward. Random Kid : Uhhh.... Wander : Hey, Squidnose can help you here! He's great at finding dimes! Squidward : WHAT? Wander : Uh, he's cranky cause of a bad..hair day. Random Kid : Mister, Squidnose doesn't have any hair. Wander : Invisible hair. Random Kid : Right. Squidward : FINE! I'll find your dime! But... (whispers to Wander) if you pull this stunt again, you'll lose. Wander : Ehe, yeah. 34:36:35 Wander : How have I been doing, Squid? Squidward : Oh, great. A lot better than I expected. Now fetch me some lemonade from the house! Wander : Su-NO! Squidward : DO IT NOW! Wander : I'LL BREAK THE BET! Squidward : Exactly. Wander : (walks away to where Sylvia is) Squidward : HEY HEY! COME BACK HEEEREEEE! Wander : Come on, Sylvia. (gets on Sylvia) Sylvia : Sure, Wander. (They ride away) 09:54:12 Wander : NINE HOURS! Squidward : Good grief, we know. Sylvia : (comes up to Wander and Squidward) Hey, Wander, can you tape up my mane again? Wander : ACK! Squidward : Now's your chance. Wander : No, I won't do it! Sylvia : What? Squidward : Wander has to go nine hours, fifty three minutes, and forty four seconds without doing any good deeds. Sylvia : Well, good luck with that. (rides away) Wander : SYLVIA, WAIT! Squidward : Ha. 00:30:00 Squidward : NO! Wander : YES! Just half an hour of no good deeds! Will I win anything? Squidward : No. Wander : Well, it'll still prove something to you! Squidward : Hey, look, a zammazoo lost his ni- Wander : NOOOOOOOOOOOO Squidward : Fine, you got me. I bet you can't go the next 29 minutes. Wander : I can. 00:01:00 Wander : Well, i've about won it. Squidward : Nope, you have fifty six seconds. Wander : Well, as long as there are no lost zammzoos or lost money or messed up manes, i'm fine. Random Kid : Hey, mister I lost my penny. Zammazoos : Woooo. Sylvia : MY DARN MANE KEEPS FALLING OFF! Wander : (sweating hardcore) 00:00:02 Wander : Oh geez...must...help... Squidward : YYEESS! HE COULD BREAK IT! 00:00:00 Squidward : ...or not. WANDER : THERE. THERE. THERE. I DID ITTTTT! HA, YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD, BUT I DID! I DID! Squidward : Mph. Wander : WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO! Squidward : I've had enough. (walks away as Wander's celebrating noises fade into the background) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Hmm interesting I could join you two if ya need extra ideas not a writer unless you want really short stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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