Kentucky Fried Pizza

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Kentucky Fried Pizza 2.0, better known as KFP and simply Kentucky Fried Pizza, is a restaurant chain in SpongeCraft that was created by hilaryfan80. Its many locations has almost become a meme, with some people saying that a country or city isn't official until a KFP is added. To this date, KFP is the biggest restaurant chain in SpongeCraft and is among the most recognized brand by Spongecraftians, along with Line and sbl bakery.

Almost all of the restaurants are owned by hilaryfan80, but not all of them are operated by him. For example, the Satanic Spongecraftia location is operated by Satan himself. The only exception is the Kentucky Fried Pizza located in Kelp City: it is owned and operated by Landon, hilaryfan80's son in Simcraftia.

After hilaryfan80's dismissal and banishment from SBC and SC, Halibut took over the company and is now its new owner, However Companies like <\/>Connexion and Certain Countries like Outer SC Have begun to Manually Close KFP Locations due to the Old Owner(hilaryfan80)'s Scandal, To this Day Stores like [-]line have Downright Refused to Serve KFP in their Cafe's, and KFP Express Stores have Disappeared from Some Malls like SC Mall 2.

Design

The design of every non-specialty Kentucky Fried Pizza is the same for all locations: black and red wool for the exterior walls, wooden planks for the flooring, glowstones for the ceiling, wooden stairs for the chairs, a fence post and a pressure plate for the tables, glass to hold up the menu signs, a white wool wall in the back, and a Squidward manning the restaurant. For the most part, there are very few variations on KFPs to keep it uniform and recognizable. Even the KFP Express location has the same trademark design as other KFPs.

History

hilaryfan80 originally created the Kentucky Fried Pizza on the second floor of SpongeCraft before it was torn down in the March 2015 griefing attacks. A recreation of the first KFP is now in New Spongecraftia. It was built next to the spongeboblover bakery (which has also since been recreated). Due to its simplistic design, the KFP was easily recreated as "Kentucky Fried Pizza 2.0", which is where the "2.0" in the name comes from.

Kentucky Fried Pizza Express

In the SpongeCraftia Mall, a KFP Express exists in the food court. It is the only KFP that exists in a mall, but this may change in the future. Despite being an "express" restaurant, it maintains the same menu as the other non-specialty KFPs, This Concept was also Opened in the [-]line Directory Store in GSD 3.0, However both the SC Mall 2 and [-]line Directory Cafe Store have both Closed Following the hilaryfan80 Scandal.

<\/>Connexion Holdings LLC Has Expressed plans to Buyout the Express Brand and Rebrand them as Either Subway or "ZCD Chicken Eatery" Depending on the Location of the Resturant.

Specialty KFPs

In some locations, Kentucky Fried Pizza has an entirely different design and different menu.

Satanic Spongecraftia

In Satanic Spongecraftia, Kentucky Fried Pizza takes an entirely different form. It features an upside-down cross, entirely black wool, operated by Satan himself, netherrack flooring, netherbrick stairs as chairs, and red glass. It is also the only Kentucky Fried Pizza that does not have a drive-thru window. This Kentucky Fried Pizza was specialized by hilaryfan80, spongeboblover, and OpenWindowManiac.

Apple World Spongecraftia

In Apple World Spongecraftia, the design is the same as any other Kentucky Fried Pizza with the exception of framed apples surrounding the counter and the ability to purchase an Apple Pizza. This Kentucky Fried Pizza was specialized entirely by hilaryfan80.

Horizonia

In Horizonia, the Kentucky Fried Pizza is exactly the same as any other Kentucky Fried Pizza with the exception of having a solar powered roof and a clock that hangs above its main entrance. The solar powered roof spells "KFP" three times and was customized by OpenWindowManiac.

Dirt Village

In Dirt Village, the Kentucky Fried Pizza is the same as other non-specialty KFPs with the exception that there's brown carpet on top of the restaurant and the floor is made of dirt to give a "dirty" appearance. Despite the appearance, the Kentucky Fried Pizza in Dirt Village is perhaps the cleanest of all KFPs.

Black Rock

In Black Rock, the Kentucky Fried Pizza is mostly similar, but has several paintings of different sizes scattered around the walls. It also has a darker floor, tables, chairs and back wall to match the city's grimmer theme.

Hide n' Seek Arena

The Hide n' Seek Arena has a unique pressure plate that causes Squidward to say "Get your shit and get out, [playername] !" when stepped on. Other than this, the KFP here is identical to a standard one.

Goldinia

In Goldinia, the Kentucky Fried Pizza is similar, but it has a fancy layout and features bigger tables. It is also managed by Squilliam as opposed to Squidward. It was customized by hilaryfan80.

Outer Spongecraftia

In Outer Spongecraftia, the KFP reflects Kentucky's views of the country. The restaurant is decked in Confederate flags, Kentucky slogans and pictures of Donald Trump. The branch refuses to serve gays and minorities, This Location Closed Shortly After the Hilaryfan80 Scandal and is currently For Lease Under <\/>Connexion's Wing.

Locations

Historic Spongecraftia

SpongeCraftia Mall (Closed, Being Replaced by Subway)

Unknown Spongecraftia

Soviet SpongeCraftia

International Village

International Village City

Spongecraftia Suburbs

Japanese Spongecraftia

Mushroom Spongecraftia

Canadian Spongecraftia

New Kelp City

Tropical Spongecraftia

Atlantian Spongecraftia

Apple World Spongecraftia

Squidville

Satanic Spongecraftia

Andean Spongecraftia

Arctic Spongecraftia (By Arctic Mills, Closed, Being Replaced by A&W All American Food)

Underground Spongecraftia

Futuristic Spongecraftia

Outer Spongecraftia (Closed, Future is Unknown)

Shrek Spongecraftia

Homophobic Nightmare Village

Ukulele Bottom

Dirt Village

Tech City

Horizonia

Montagne

Black Rock

Goldinia

Hide n' Seek Arena

Outlandia

Outside of SpongeCraft

Kentucky Fried Pizza is specifically said to exist in the imaginary Nopesville town, a fake luxurious trip you can win on SpongeBob Wheel of Fortune.

Trivia

  • The name "Kentucky Fried Pizza" is a parody of the real life restaurant "Kentucky Fried Chicken".
  • The fact that hilaryfan80 lives in Kentucky admittedly adds to the humor of Kentucky Fried Pizza.
  • The regular, non-specialty Kentucky Fried Pizza is saved as a WorldEdit schematic for easy creation by SBC staff or operators.
  • Despite being called "Kentucky Fried Pizza", the restaurant sells alcoholic beverages (beer, wine, and rum), family chicken buckets, chicken bites, and chicken pizzas.
  • It is unclear how the pizzas are deep fried as the only appliance in the restaurant is a furnace.
  • The Montagne KFP is an asset to the Squilliam Farm because it maintains a proper atmosphere suitable for growing Omairs.

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