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Hot & Sexy: Random Dildo Memories


Ron

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Season 2 premiere! 

 

Episode 6: Do What That Sexy Guy Says

 

It was a quiet evening in Canadian province of California when quiet white guy Wumbo sat reading Moby Dick (slang for penis, the male genitalia). Wumbo was quite intrigued by male genitalia, so he decided to check out more books with dick-related puns as their titles, such as How to Cock-Up Your Chickens and Sucking on a Long Shaft: The Financial Elevator Story

 

He then made his way to The Kocky Krab (Canada is now underwater) where he shared with Mr. Krabs his findings. 

 

"Interesting," said Mr. Krabs, stroking his beard he had grown since the Season 1 finale. 

 

He immediately took the books from Wumbo and walked over to Black Jesus and his friend, Muslim Buddha. 

 

"We have to do this!" said Mr. Krabs. 

 

"I agree," said Black Jesus. "But no homosexuals!" *camera pans to CDCB* 

 

"I agree," said Muslim Buddha. "But no Asians!" *camera pans to Kevin* 

 

Eventually, Elias, Dr. Sex, and several other people were invited to dick expansion. 

 

"But Elias is an Asian!" protested Muslim Buddha. 

 

"Just do what that sexy guy says!" said Sauce. 

 

jjs: haha they said the episode title.

 

And then everyone exploded. 

 

The End

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