CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Well, this was probably bound to happen sometime. Here, me and CD will write cartoon shorts based on existing characters like Woody Woodpecker, Porky Pig, Donald Duck, Popeye, etc. for your enjoyment! The first cartoon short will hopefully come soon, as we literally just came up with this. So, stay "tooned!"

[Cha]

Oh cool can't wait your guy's buddy writing!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Okay, so I had completed this Looney Tunes short featuring Porky Pig and this obscure Looney Tune named Rover(a none talking dog) called Porky's Ghoul Hunt before this idea was created. So, I bring you the very first short here on CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse, Porky's Ghoul Hunt. (Note, the original idea was to have a cartoon lit called The New Looney Tunes, but that was kinda scrapped, so I will still present it under the old name, but it's still part of CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse. )

CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse Presents:

‘The New Looney Tunes

Episode ?-Porky’s Ghoul Hunt

(Screen pans out to Porky and Rover walking slowly down a forest)

Rover: Woof! Woof! (Gets into a pointing position)

Porky: Wh Wh Wh What is it Rover?

(Porky looks up at the sign for a hotel while the screen gets closer to the sign)

(The sign reads…)

THE GHOULS HOTEL

(The screen drops down to another sign below the first one)

NO HUMANS ALLOWED

(A Ghost then pops out of the window and paints another sign and tacks it on the first one)

OR PIGS ALLOWED

Crazy Ghost: Sorry. Forgot that.

(Screen pans down back to Porky)

Porky: G G G G Gosh! A Gh Gh Gh Gh Ghouls Hotel!

Porky Le Le Let’s go in Rover.

Rover: Woof!

(Porky and Rover go into the hotel)

Porky: He He He Hello? Anyone Th Th There?

(A Ghost then pops out of the floor)

Ghost: Heeelllo, my good friend! Welcome to the Ghouls Hotel, were our moto is “We’ll scare yah silly, or your soul back!”

Porky: G G Gosh! Wh Wh What a *gulp* pleasant moto.

Ghost: Oh, but it is. Come. Let’s get you a room.

Porky: Yo Yo You kn Kn Know, I think I’ll ge ge get out nnn now.

(Porky and Rover zoom out of the hotel but are pulled back as the ghost pulls the carpet under them)

(Porky and Rover then fling into the air and land on the floor on their bottoms)

Ghost: Now then…

(The ghost pulls a lever)

Porky: Ye Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(Porky and Rover fall down a shaft underneath the floor)

(Porky and Rover once again land, but in what? A MAD DOCTOR’S CHAIR!)

Mad Doctor: Is it safe?

(We then hear a buzzing sound of a chainsaw that was just turned on by the mad doctor)

(Porky and Rover get scared by this and then run up never-ending stairs)

(A Sign randomly pops up in the lower right corner while Porky and Rover continue to run the stair. The sign says, “ISN’T THIS FUN?”)

(Porky then halts to comment on the sign)

Porky: It is for you, BUT NOT FOR ME!!!

(Porky and Rover then continue to run up the stairs until they reach a room)

(The door slightly closes shut, causing the lights to go out in the room)

(We then hear a creaking sound come from inside the room)

Porky: Wh Wh What was that?

???: Your worst nightmare.

(The lights then turn on to reveal a hideous spider, and a huge one too!)

Porky: AHHHH!!!!!

(The duo then runs out of the room as fast as they can until they reach a safe spot)

Porky: Th Th That’s it! Le Le Let’s get these gh gh ghosts, Rover!

Rover: Woof!

(Porky and Rover then run down to the lobby where the same ghost from earlier in the film is chewing on a toothpick and has his shoulder laying on the lobby desk)

Ghost: Having fun yet?

(Porky then sticks a gun right into the Ghost’s chest)

Porky: Alright Ghost! Ti Ti Time for your extermination!

(Porky then shoots a bullet at the ghost)

Ghost: Eeek!

(Porky then chases the Ghost up the stairs that never end with them finally reaching a room)

Ghost: Now Hold It! Now Hold It!

Ghost: I propose a peace treaty. You don’t shoot me, and I give you a free scare.

Porky: A A Alright.

(The Ghost then puts on his wildest and scarieist face and turns to Porky and Rover)

Ghost: Muhhaaa!!!

(Porky and Rover then jump up in the air)

Porky: Eeek!

(Porky and Rover’s bodys then go white)

Porky: Th Th That’s it!*cracks gun in half* This job is w w way too hard!

(Porky and Rover then out of the hotel screaming and run away to who know’s where.)

(The ghost then appears back on the lobby floor and is seen inside looking out the window)

Ghost: It just goes to show. A Pig can’t survive in a Ghouls’ Home.

Ghost: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

(The Ghost then pulls down the blinds on the window to reveal that the blinds say, THAT’s ALL FOLKS! On them)

(Fade out)

(THAT’S ALL FOLKS! Music cue)

(We fade into Porky’s drum where it says THATS ALL FOLKS! On it)

Porky: Th Th That’s All Folks!

(Rest of THAT’S ALL FOLKS! Music Cue)

(Fade out)

c. 2012 CNF1 Productions

All Looney Tunes characters except the Ghosts c. 2012 Warner Brothers Entertainment

Ghost, Crazy Ghost, Mad Doctor, Script, and All Other Elements c. 2012 CNF1 Productions

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Welp, after a monthish hiatus, this returns with a new episode tommorow!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Let's see if this works. Here's a brand new episode of CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse!

CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse

Episode 2 - Krazy Kat at The Movies

*old fashioned music is played in the background*

*Krazy Kat looks at a movie poster*

TUESDAY MOVIE W/POPCORN AND POP: 25 cents

*Krazy Kat checks his pocket clock*

Tuesday 2:03pm

*Krazy Kat jumps up and down in joy and runs into the theater*

*The ticket guy's hands expand and catch the running Krazy Kat from getting into the theater*

*Ticket manger starts talking*

Hey, what are you doing?

*Krazy Kat starts talking*

Going to see a movie.

*Ticket manager starts talking*

You need a ticket to get in.

*Krazy Kat checks through his pockets, pulls out a nickel, and holds it up innocently at the manager*

*The Ticket manager kicks Krazy Kat away from the theater, and Krazy Kat lands on his butt*

*Krazy Kat scratches his head*

*Lightbulb appears in a thought bubble*

*Krazy Kat then runs up back to the theater*

*Ticket Manager starts talking*

Hey, I thought I told you to scram!

*Krazy Kat then takes out a ticket that he made himself*

BRAY THEATERS-SHOWING OF MOUSE WARS

*Ticket Manager examines it*

*Ticket Manager kicks Krazy Kat away from the theater*

*Krazy Kat lands on his butt again*

*Krazy Kat starts to think again*

*Lightbulb appears in thought bubble*

*Krazy Kat runs back up to the theater*

*Ticket Manager speaks again*

Oh come on, I thought I got rid of you!

*Krazy Kat pulls out a coupon that he made himself*

ONE FREE SHOW-BRAY THEATERS

*Ticket Manager examines it*

*Ticket Manager facepalms and kicks Krazy Kat away from the theater again*

*Krazy Kat lands on his butt, runs back to the theater, and begs to get into the theater*

*Ticket Manager starts thinking*

*Lightbulb appears in thought bubble*

*Theater Manager escorts Krazy Kat in*

*Krazy Kat jumps up and down, getting in line for his popcorn, when the lights go out*

*Krazy Kat is puzzled*

*Ticket Manager points to a sign*

THEATER CLOSES AT 5PM

*Krazy Kat checks his watch*

TUESDAY 5:01PM

*Krazy Kat faints on the floor*

*fade-out*

THE END

A CNF1-BRAY PRODUCTION

c.2012 CNF1 Productions

Krazy Kat is now(I believe) in the public domain. Fair Use.

Ticket Manager character c. 2012 CNF1 Productions

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

The 3rd Episode is now here!

CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse Presents:

The New Looney Tunes

Episode ???- Daffy in the Big Time

Daffy: Hey WB, I've got a great script for yah today!

WB: Daffy, we have something to tell you.

Daffy: It's gonna be a hit! You're gonna make a ton of moolah off this script boy!

WB: But Daffy-

Daffy: No need to talk sir, just sit down, relax, and watch the greatness that is-

WB: DAFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daffy: Y...yes sir?

WB: Leave the script-writing to the script-writers please.

WB: It's what they get payed for.

Daffy:...Well, If you don't appreciate my scripts...then I quit.

*Walks out of WB's office*

WB: Daffy! Wait!

Daffy: *outside the WB Studios* Goodbye Warner Brothers, Hello Fortune!

*cues to inside Cartoony Pictures Studios*

Daffy: Hello sir, I'm here to offer you a script that will make you rich, me rich, you rich, this whole studio rich!

Head of CPS: Woah, slow down boy! Let's see the script first!

*Daffy hands the CPS head his script*

*The head reads the script*

Head of CPS: Yeah Daffy, this ain't good at all

Head of CPS: Go pich it to someone else*

*Daffy gets kicked out of the studio*

Daffy: Welp, off to MGM!

*We cue to the MGM Studios*

MGM Head: Horrible. Get out. Now.

*kicks Daffy through the window*

Daffy: Montage?

Universal Head: No.

Disney Head: Get out.

Viacom Head: What the heck is this?

Paramount Head: Do you really think if Viacom didn't like it that we would?

Daffy: *walks outside, depressed* Sigh.

Daffy: Welp, only one thing left to do.

*We cue to the WB Studio*

Daffy: Oh please sir, let me have my job back, I'll do anything, I will take a paycut, I'll work overtime without pay, Anything, ANYTHING! *sobs*

WB: Hmm, I don't know...

Daffy: Oh please sir, I'm begging you! *sobs*

WB: Well, alright. Get back to work Daffy, and no more nonsense with scripts.

Daffy: But where shall I take them now?

*We see Daffy on a computer*

Daffy: Wow, Fanfiction.net is fantastic! I've got over 1,000 views already for my script!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

c. 2012 CNF1 Productions(All Original Characters)

c. 2012 Warner Brother Entertainment(Daffy Duck)

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

So, CD will be writing the 4th episode of this, I've got the 5th and 6th episodes covered...which reminds me...

A VERY SPECIAL CD AND CNF'S CARTOON FUNHOUSE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WILL PREMIERE ON DECEMBER 25TH ON SBC SPIN-OFF AND LITS!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

It's here! Episode 5(The Christmas Special) Is here!

CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse

Episode 5 - A Woody Woodpecker Christmas: No Pecking This Christmas!

*Woody pecks a tree*

Woody: Yum, I do love those yummy Pine Trees this time of year!

*Continues to peck tree*

*Tree falls down*

*Animals scurry away*

*We see the animals packing up and moving away*

Woody: Hey, where are ya'll going?

Beaver: You've pecked down every tree in the forest, ruining our home.

Beaver: We must move on.

*The animals walk depressingly out of the forest*

*Woody looks surprised and depressed at the same time*

???: WOODY WOODPECKER.

Woody: Ye...ye...yes?

???: IT IS I-

*The figure comes out from the dark to reveal that it is Bugs Bunny*

Bugs Bunny: Bugs Bunny!

Bugs: I've heard you've been a very naughty birdy.

Bugs: It's time for me to show the error of your ways.

*Bugs brings out a chalkboard and dons a professor cap and suit, and holds a pointer*

Bugs: Now see here. *points to diagram*

Bugs: You are pecking on trees.

Bugs: *Flips page* But these trees are little critters homes.

Bugs: *Flips page* If you tear down their homes, where will they live?

*Bugs pushes away the diagram, and throws his cap, suit, and pointer off scream, and proceeds to chew on a carrot*

Bugs: So you think you understand where you went wrong?

Woody: Oh yes, yes I do.

Bugs: Good. See to it that you fix it.

*Walks away; still chewing on carrot*

Woody: *shouts* CRITTERS! PLEASE COME BACK!

*No response*

Woody: *slumps into depression* Sigh.

*But just then, the critters, mad, come back to the forest*

Beaver: Will you please be quiet you home-killer, we're trying to get some sleep!

Woody: Critters! I've seen the error in my ways! So as a Christmas gift from me to you, I will help you rebuild your homes here.

Beaver: ...Are you serious?

Woody: I am very serious.

Beaver: Well then, let's get started!

*We see a montage of all the critters rebuilding their homes, ending with the Christmas tree being put up*

*Everyone gathers around the tree and hums Hark The Harold Angels Sing*

Bugs: Ah Woody, yah've done good. Yah've done good.

Woody: *looks up*

Bugs: *winks at Woody and Vanishes*

*The critters continue to hum Hark! The Harold Angels Sing! as we fade-out to the ending sequence*

THE END!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

FADE TO BLACK

c. 2012 CNF1 Productions (Beaver and other animal critters)

c. 2012 Universal and Warner Brothers(Bugs Bunny and Woody Woodpecker)

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

A new episode shall arrive June 2nd!

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Welp, here it is. There will be another new episode June 9th, and then CD will write episodes 4, and 8-12. We'll co-write Episode 13, and then the show will be over.

 

CD and CNF's Cartoon Funhouse

Episode 6 - Animaniacs in The Play's The Thing

*We cue into a theater*

Yakko: Alright, is everyone ready for the play?

Dot: Yep!

Wakko: FABOO!

Yakko: Alright, Dot, come with me. Wakko, stay out of trouble.

Wakko: No problem boss!

*Yakko and Dot leave the set*

Stage Member: Darn this piano! It's so heavy to get strapped down to this-

*Stage Member loses grip of the rope and the piano falls right on top of Wakko*

Wakko: FABOO! *goes unconscious*

Stage Member: Oops.

*Yakko and Dot rush back onto the stage*

Yakko: What happened?!?!

Stage Member 2: Charlie over here dropped a big piano on Wakko.

Stage Member: Bob!

Yakko: Oh just great. Now we'll have to cover for his...1001 ROLES?!?!

Dot: I didn't even know this play had 1001 roles.

Yakko: Well it does, and we're stuck with them.

Dot: Great.

*Cues to showtime*

Yakko: Alright, everyone ready?

Dot: Sigh. Yes.

*The curtains are raised*

Yakko: Oh my Wakko, let down your long ears!

Dot: *in tower* Um...how am I supposed to do this?

Yakko: *facepalm*

*Cues to next scene*

*Yakko is climbing the tower*

Yakko: Oh, my fair Wakko, I have come to rescue-y-y-ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

*Yakko falls and takes the entire stage with him*

*Everyone leaves the building, screaming*

*Wakko wakes up*

Wakko: Oh boy, what happened?

*Silence*

*Yakko grabs an aval, and smashes it on Wakko's head*

*Yakko brings down an end card*

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

c. 2013 CNF1 Productions

Animaniacs characters c. 2013 Warner Brothers Entertainment

Stage Member c. 2013 CNF1 Productions

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

New episode time!

 

CD and CNFs Cartoon Funhouse

Episode 7 – Mighty Mouse in Pirate’s Gold

*We start out in the seven seas, where a pirate ship is sailing*

Pirate 1: We are the pirates of the seven seas!

Pirate 2: We’re looking for gold and mounds of treasure!

Pirate 3: And we’ll do anything to get it too!

Pirates: We’re the pirates of the seven seas!

*One of the pirates sees a cruise liner*

Pirate 2: Hey matys, look at that over yonder!

*Pirate 1 grabs the telescope away from Pirate 2*

Pirate 3: What is it?

Pirate 1: Why it’s a cruise ship!

Pirate 1: And it’s full of riches!

Pirate 2: And hot babes!

Pirate 3: Ooh! Let’s go grab them!

Pirates: Yo Ho!

*The Pirates set course for the cruise ship, and end up crashing into it*

*The Pirates jump onto the boat and jack many riches from the guests, and knock out the captain and his mates*

Pirate 2: You’re coming with me.

*Pirate 2 grabs Pearl Pureheart and takes her to the ship*

Pearl Pureheart: Help! Help! Mighty Mouse save me! Help!

*Back over in New York City*

*We see Mighty Mouse working on a newspaper at The Big Cheese when he hears Pearl’s distress call*

Pearl Pureheart: Help! Help!

Mighty Mouse: Sounds like Pearl is in trouble! I must go rescue her!

*Mighty zooms right out of the office and changes into his costume*

*Back in the Seven Seas*

Pirate 2: Come and kiss me you hot babe!

Pearl Pureheart: Never!

*Pearl slaps Pirate 2*

Pirate 2: No use in resistance tuts. No one can save you out here.

Mighty Mouse: That’s what you think evildoer!

Pirate 1: M..m…mighty mouse?

Mighty Mouse: In the flesh!

*Mighty starts beating up the Pirates*

*The Pirates use their swords and knock Mighty down, but Mighty gets up and punches them all into the ocean*

*Mighty sinks the Pirate’s boat and flies the gold and Pearl back into the Cruise ship*

Guests of Cruise: Hooray!

Pearl: Thank you Mighty.

Mighty: Anytime Pearl.

*Mighty and Pearl kiss as a big heart envelops the screen*

THE END!

A CNF1 PRODUCTION!

c. 2013 CNF1 Productions.

Short Idea and Pirates/Guests of Cruise  c. 2013 CNF1 Productions

Mighty Mouse and Pearl Pureheart c. 2013 CBS/Viacom

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

If you haven't already seen the announcement, I'm lockering this up tonight.