Spongebob Jeopardy: the Series

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

It's funny because OMJ, tvguy, and Smiles have never even played Jeopardy.

OMJ is an announcer, not a contestant. And tvguy has played before

And seriously guys, it's called Fan-Fiction for a reason.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

New episode is here! No it's not a parody of last night's, but I may just have to do one...

SpongeBob Jeopardy: The Series

Episode 2: Wacked Out!

jjsthekid: Welcome back.

jjsthekid: I'm your host with the most, jjsthekid.

jjsthekid: And this is SpongeBob Jeopardy.

*Name flashes in bright lights*

OMJ: Metal Snake, come on down!

*MS stands up*

OMJ: 4EverGreen, come on down!

*4EverGreen stands up*

OMJ: ExKizuna, come on down!

*Ex stands up*

OMJ: You're the 3 contestants for today's SBJ!

*The 3 walk down to the stage*

jjsthekid: Welcome to the show gents!

*Cues to back stage*

CNF1: Here we go again.

CNF1: Let's hope no one leaves this time.

Max: Yeah.

*Cues back to the stage*

jjsthekid: Here's the board for tonight

*Points to board*

Contestants: Wozahs.

ExKizuna: This should be good.

jjsthekid: Magic finger away!

*jjs points at MS to start*

jjsthekid: Metal Snake may pick the first question.

Metal Snake: Hmm...how about Writers 200?

jjsthekid: Hmm, be prepared for a mindfucker: Name one of the writers who wrote Slide Whistle Stooges.

*4EverGreen buzzes in*

4EverGreen: what is Total Drama?

jjsthekid: What kind of answer was that? But no.

4EverGreen: Enough said true believer.

jjsthekid: ...Anyone else got any guesses?

*ExKizuna buzzes in*

ExKizuna: What is my big meaty cock?

jjsthekid: Umm...no.

*Backstage*

CNF1: Jeez contestants are getting raunchier every week.

Max: Mhm.

*Back to the main stage*

tvguy: BOO YOU ALL STINK!

*throws a pile of tin cans at the contestants*

jjsthekid: Security!

*Security grab tvguy and throw him outside*

*Outside*

tvguy: God damnit.

*Back inside; on main stage*

jjsthekid: Now then, got any guesses Metal Snake.

Metal Snake: I've got no clue at all.

jjsthekid: Sigh.

jjsthekid: The answer was: Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, or Derek Iversen

ExKizuna: God damnit.

jjsthekid: Next question!

jjsthekid: Metal Snake picks by default.

Metal Snake: Chicken 5000...

*passes out*

jjsthekid: WTF?

*CNF1 and Max run up onto the stage*

CNF1: What the fuck happened?

jjsthekid: He just passed out randomly.

CNF1: I heard him say Chicken. Maybe he's hungry?

jjsthekid: Could be.

ExKizuna: Here.

*tosses a box of Chicken Nuggets at CNF1*

CNF1: Thanks.

*Gives MS a chicken nugget*

Metal Snake: Oh thank god, CHICKEN!

*MS eats all the chicken in 10 seconds, and then starts saying he's sick from eating too fast, so CNF1 and Max take him backstage*

*We then hear MS puking and CNF and Max screaming*

jjsthekid: Welp, we won't be seeing them again!

*Many questions later*

jjsthekid: SCORE UPDATE!

ExKizuna: About time bitch.

jjsthekid: EXKIZUNA: 2000

4EVERGREEN: 2

4EverGreen: Yay!

jjsthekid: Give me da wagers through your booth.

*4EverGreen and Ex write down their scores*

*Smiles walks in*

Smiles: Oh boy! Sorry for being late! How's the game been so far?

jjsthekid: Good. We're at FJ now.

Smiles: Oh wow.

jjsthekid: Anywho, here's the FJ question for today: What was SpongeBob's original name?

*ExKizuna and 4EverGreen write down their answers*

jjsthekid: Alright then! The answer was: What is SpongeBoy?

jjsthekid: Final scores: 4EverGreen: 2

ExKizuna: 4000

jjsthekid: EXKIZUNA WINS!

ExKizuna: FUCK YES!

ExKizuna: Wait how does 4EG still have 2 points?

jjsthekid: He wagered 0.

4EverGreen: Yay! Enough said.

jjsthekid: Good game everyone! We'll see you all next time on SpongeBob Jeopardy!

Steel The Camera Man: And cut! That's a wrap everyone!

Steel The Camera Man: Another good episode jjs.

jjsthekid: Thanks Steel. Good camera work.

Steel The Camera Man: Thanks.

*Backstage*

*CNF and Max are mopping up MS's puke*

CNF1: This is the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do.

Max: You can say that again.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[So Sejima]

ok thats funny. i wonder howi could do thisfor my spin off that pariodies other spin offs. but really, 2 points?lol at that and wagering 0.

[SpongeOddFan]

*Ferb gives thumbs-up*

[So Sejima]

Is this still happening? If you need some help with ideas I have 1 in mind right now.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Didn't we establish that on the xat last night?

[So Sejima]

Didn't we establish that on the xat last night?

Sorta and I posted on the xat because we were talking about spinoffs.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

New episode this Thursday.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

And here it is! The new episode, straight from the oven! Note, this is a tribute to one of the worst games in SBJ history. Also, no one should be offended by this, it's all for shits and giggles. Thank you.

 

SpongeBob Jeopardy: The Series

Episode 3 - The Worst Game In History

NOTE: This is not intended to be serious, this is all for fun and games.

jjsthekid: We meet again.

jjsthekid: I am your host, jjsthekid.

jjsthekid: And this, is SpongeBob Jeopardy.

*the show's name flashes in bright lights*

OMJ: Patrick, come on down!

*Patrick stands up*

OMJ: tvguy, come on down!

*tvguy stands up*

OMJ: Trophy, come on down!

*Trophy  stands up*

OMJ: You're the 3 contestants for today's SpongeBob Jeopardy!

*All 3 walk up to the stage and to their booths*

jjsthekid: Welcome welcome welcome!

jjsthekid: I see we have 2 new challengers, and one returning challenger. Great to have you back tvguy.

tvguy: Hey jjs, what team are you on?

*Backstage*

CNF1: Oh boy, this can't be good.

Max: I know right?

*Cues back to front stage*

jjsthekid: Um...excuse me?

tvguy: You heard me.

jjsthekid: Er...k moving on.

tvguy: NO. YOU WILL ANSWER.

tvguy: that's it spongebob jeopardy is cancelled.

tvguy: EVERYONE GET OUT NOW!

jjsthekid: *facepalm*

jjsthekid: tvguy, because I'm a nice guy, I'll let you have one more chance.

jjsthekid: But if you blow it, you're getting the boot.

jjsthekid: It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day.

tvguy: Do you like iCarly roleplay?

jjsthekid: Here, have a donut.

*jjs hands tvguy a Donut*

jjsthekid: Alright, we'll start out with our first question.

Patrick: Big Bucks Big Bucks No Whammy No Whammy STOP!

jjsthekid: Patrick, this is not SpongeBob Press Your Luck.

Patrick: Well it should be.

jjsthekid: Anyway, Trophy, you may pick.

Trophy: Rides OVER 9000!

Trophy: jk, Rides 200.

jjsthekid: Risk taker eh?

jjsthekid: What ride opened in 2003 at Universal Studios Florida?

*Trophy buzzes in*

Trophy: what is my ass?

jjsthekid: The fuck of a kind of answer is that?

*tvguy buzzes in*

tvguy: Jjs what team are you on?

jjsthekid:...Security.

tvguy: WELL FU TOO *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

PLEASE STAND BY

*We go backstage*

CNF1: Oh jeez, tvguy got kicked out twice.

Max: This is becoming the worst game ever.

CNF1: I know right?

*Back to main stage*

jjsthekid: K, now that that disaster is over, do you have an answer Patrick?

Patrick: I hate you.

Patrick: I WANT THOSE DOUBLOONS GOD DAMMIT FUCK BITCH ASS

*Backstage*

CNF1: That kid seems a lot like me.

Max: Mhm.

*Later in the game*

jjsthekid: Alright, Trophy has 1400 points, and Patrick has 0.

Patrick: DILDOS!

jjsthekid: K. Onto Final-

Patrick: HURRY UP ALREADY GAHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC-

jjsthekid: THAT'S IT!

jjsthekid: IM DONE!

jjsthekid: GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOST THIS SHIT!

jjsthekid: WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!

*jjs leaves the stage*

*CNF enters the stage*

CNF1: Look what's happened now!

CNF1: You've made jjs quit!

CNF1: You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

*CNF turns to the stage*

CNF1: I sincerely apologize folks, but the show cannot continue to its end.

CNF1:  Thank you everyone, and good night.

*Audience claps*

Steel The Camera Man: And cut! We're clear!

*Backstage*

Max: It's alright jjs, just take a breather.

jjsthekid: Sigh.

*CNF pops in*

CNF1: How is he?

Max: He's alright now.

jjsthekid: Sigh.

CNF1: What's up man?

jjsthekid: ...I hate March Madness.

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

[So Sejima]

lol at the Dylan reference. And I win, technically due to Patrick and Dylan seeming to annoy jjs.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

New episodes to resume sometime this month. 

[SpongeOddFan]

New episodes to resume sometime this month. 

it's about time.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

New episodes to resume sometime this month. 

Well, I kept my promise. Just two years later!

SpongeBob Jeopardy: The Series

SPECIAL - Jjs Quits: A What If Event?

DISCLAIMER: The following tale you're about to read is completely fictional. It is meant to represent a "what could happen" situation and nothing more. Anywho, IT'S JUST POSTS!

OMJ: Oh so now you've dragged me into a fake crossover with Community Deathmatch haven't you?

CNF: ...let's just move onto the special-

OMJ:  Hey you can't just ignore me! I WENT TO COLLEGE.

CNF: Let's just move onto the special so that we may get this awful attempt of humor taste out of our mouths (or rather our eyeballs? I don't know, who cares, roll the special already!)

*A curtain drops and slowly goes back up as the scene shifts to SBJ Studios in 2021, where a brand new episode of SpongeBob Jeopardy is being filmed at that very moment*

Jjs: Alright Fred you have over 9000 points on the board, or rather 9001 to be exact. What will you pick next?

Fred: Hmm...I'll do Trolls for 500.

Jjs: Ah, we have a risk-taker I see. Very well then, this user-

CNF: *thinking to himself backstage* Man, I've been doing this backstage crew gig for years. I've been through so many things with the crew, like that new chrome chat we launched in 2019 (cause, you know, everything's chrome in the future? Get it? ...nvm).

CNF: *thinking to himself* Kinda sad that my partner Max quit early on though. He was a nice guy to get along with. Working the backstage crew by myself for those 6 or so months after his departure were pretty tough. I was honestly afraid that the show wouldn't make it to air at times. But we've somehow managed to last this long, with 10 seasons and an award-winning documentary produced by Trophy Studios!

CNF: *thinking to himself* Well, at least things are running smoothly again, now that I have a new partner to work with. *screen pans over to CNF's new partner driving a cup of hot coco at the refreshments table* Crush can be a bit wacky at times, but overall he's a nice partner to work with.

*Screen pans back into SBJ*

Jjs: Alright Tyeam, you have 5003 points - what would you like to pick now?

*Out of nowhere, Dylan/tvguy pops in the studio*

Dylan/tvguy: HEY JJS WHAT TEAM ARE YOU ON! I BET YOU'RE ON THE iCARLY TEAM CAUSE WHO DOESN'T LOVE iCARLY ROLEPLAY!

Jjs: Security...

CNF: *thinks to himself* Unless you've been doing the show for as long as I have, you wouldn't have ever guessed that this was a daily occurrence on the show. The audience just cracks up about it (don't you just love canned laughter?). I'm surprised Dylan hasn't asked about getting on the show's pay roll yet tbh.

Jjs: Alright, moving on - MilkMaidMan, I believe it was your turn, correct?

MilkMaidMan: Nope, it was Tyeam's dude.

Fred: Yeah Tyeam is up.

Tyeam: Yeah don't skip my turn man.

MilkMaidMan: Oh crap frowny face look what you did jjs.

Fred: Does anyone know what question we're on now?

Patrick: Something about root beer right?

OMJ: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THEM CITY FOLK AND THEIR GAME SHOW PLAYINS'!

Jjs: THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*The entire studio falls dead silent*

Jjs: I HAVE BEEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR 10 WHOLE FUCKING SEASONS! 10 SEASONS!!!!

Jjs: I'M GOING TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN  IF I DON'T GET OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW!

Jjs: I QUIT! DONE! NOT COMING BACK! GOODBYE! HASTA LA VISTA! ALL THAT JUNK!

*Jjs storms off stage and runs out to the parking lot, gets in his car, proceeds to open up a can of Dr. Kelp Booze Edition and drinks it. He ends up getting drunk and crashing right through the wall of the studio, gets out of his car drunk, and proceeds to pass out on the floor*

CNF: Cut! Cut! I said cut it cameraman!

*The scene grows dark as we see it through the eyes of Jjs, who is about to completely pass out. The scene then begins to ever-so-slightly regain light, as Jjs wakes up in his personal trailer on the SBC Backlot, where SBJ Studios is*

Jjs: Huh? What? Where am I?

*CNF opens the door and walks in*

CNF: Hey jjs, glad you're alright. You sure had a nasty incident back there. Guess we'll have to re-shoot this episode at a later date.

Jjs: No. Never again.

CNF: Huh? What do you mean never again?

Jjs: I wasn't kidding when I said I was quiting. I am sick and tired of everyone bitching at me over the slightest mistake, it's just become unbearable.

CNF: But Jjs, you've done this for so long, how can you possibly just hang up the career just like that?

Jjs: I know it's saddening, but I feel like this has been a long time coming. I've been thinking about retiring the show almost every season after Season 5 for pete's sake!  It'll be tough for some people to understand, but I hope they'll be able to honor my wishes regardless.

CNF: Well, I understand, but if you're gone, who will host the rest of the season?

Jjs: Just let our head technician hilaryfan80 do it. I mean, he created the game after all and hosted it a few times, so a few more can't hurt can it?

CNF: I guess not. Man, I'm gonna miss this show.

Jjs: Trust me, deep down in my heart I will too.

CNF: It truly is the end of an era.

*Scene shifts to a montage of various events that occurred after this conversation between CNF and Jjs*

CNF: *narrating over clips described by CNF in the following dialogue* When I said it was the end of an era, I meant it. A lot. It was extremely hard to let go to a show that you've been working on for years. Our head technician hilaryfan80 ended up hosting the final six episodes of that season and then after our wrap up party, he shut off the servers to the studio. The next day, signage came down, employees of the studio were removed from staff listings and studio payroll, and the entire crew split away from each other. The next chapter of life had begun for us. I've since lost touch with Crush, Jjs, and other members of the crew, as well as some of the players on the show, but it may be for the best. As I said, a new chapter has begun - where will it take me? Who knows, but the future is what I make it. So I'm going to make it a good one.

THE END.

*Scene pans outward to reveal that the special was screened to a test audience by CNF himself in order to see how well the audience members enjoyed the special.*

CNF: So, how was it?

Trophy:...THAT'S how you end your show? Seriously?

Jjs: It was alright I guess, but I don't think I'd act like that.

CNF: Eh, that's what fiction is for.

Crush: So why didn't I get any lines in the special?

CNF: *shrug* Can't say really.

Patrick: FINLAND!

CNF: Hinga Dinga Durgen to you too.

CNF: Welp folks, this is indeed the end of SpongeBob Jeopardy: The Series. Thanks for reading a special episode to end off the series, and I'll see you on the flip side!

THE END

FADE TO BLACK

Welp, as the episode says, this is the end of the series. Thanks to those who read it, and make sure to stay gold.

 

Bang.