Ron Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 List of Episodes: Season 1 Episode 1#: Opening Up Episode 2#: Mr. Krab's Cutback Episode 3#: Overloaded Episode 4#: The KrustyPod Episode 5#: Squidward's Date Episode 6#: Jim and the Meaning of Halloween Episode 7#: The Krusty Krab Welcomes Marly! Season 2 Episode 8#: Jim's Hotel Episode 9#: Hurricane Bob Episode 10#: Carly vs. Marly Episode 11#: The Seaquake Episode 12#: Rivalry Episode 13#: Attempted Episode 14#: Can't Spell on my Life! Episode 15#: The Deadly Spices Episode 16#: Killer Whale Episode 17#: Sad, Sad, Bad Episode 18#: The Contest Episode 19#:Krusty Kable Episode 20#: The Misadventures of Squidward Tentacles Episode 21#: Smoker Face Episode 22#: The Race Episode 23#: A Bride Bribe Episode 24#: Area 52 Episode 25#: I Can't Hear Episode 26#: Snowed In Episode 27#: Stater Sis. Episode 28#: Bikini Bottom Con Episode 29#: The Band Episode 30#: Luck be a Fish Tonight! (Viva Fish Vegas) Season 3 Episode 31#: If U Seek Trident Part 1 Episode 32#: If U Seek Trident Part 2 Episode 33#: Taken In Episode 34#: Killer Lady Episode 35#: Secrets? Episode 36#: The Truth Episode 37#: The Real Truth Episode 38#: The Liar Episode 39#: Answered Episode 40#: The Krusty Krab bids Mary Farewell! Episode 41#: Throw in the Towel! Episode 42#: Mexican Krusty Krab! Episode 43#: Marina's First Thanksgiving Season 4 Episode 44#: TBA Episode 1: Opening Up Mr. Krabs was always cheap. He always has been. He loves money. He bought the cheapy building, which is the Krusty Krab, from a sweaty flounder who needed to sell it. Mr. Krabs started a buisness called, "Krab's Furniture." He found out that furniture wasn't his thing. So he hired Jim and Squidward. Squidward was a squid with a huge head of beautiful hair who had a dream of becoming a famous and rich singer. Jim was the frycook who made the best patties. Mr. Krabs named the fast food resturant, "The Krusty Krab." Episode 2#: Mr. Krab's Cutback Squidward loved his magazines. Squid Beauty, Fancy Squid, Fun Squiddy, Squid House, and more. Mr. Krab came out one day and saw Squidward reading a new issue of Squid Beauty. He started to yell at Squidward and Squidward sat straight up, his blond hair bouncing. Mr. Krabs threatened to cut Squidward's paycheck if he caught him slacking off again. Mr. Krabs then went into the back room and saw Jim asleep in a pile of buns. Mr. Krabs then yelled at Jim and said he'd cut Jim and Squidwards paychecks right away. Angry, Jim and Squidward said they wanted the money back. Mr. Krabs refused and Jim walked out. Squidward pleaded and Mr. Krabs kicked Squidward out of his office. Jim and Squidward whispered about what to do about their check. Jim was about to say something when a truck crashed in through the window. Squidward and Jim jumped inside the cashier boat as four fish in ski masks jumped out. Two ran into Mr. Krab's office while the other two scoped out the place. Squidward asked Jim what to do and Jim said to hide. They scampered into the bathrooms and hid in separate stalls. Suddenly one fish ran in. He slowly started opening each stall. Squidward started climbing up a vent, Jim following. The fish left. The two crawled to the vent over Mr. Krab's office and saw him tied up with three fish surrounding him. The fourth fish came him and said no one was in the bathroom. The leader fish nodded. The fish started question Mr. Krab's on where the money was. Jim said to shake the vent so it would collapse and hit the robbers. Squidward and Jim started to shake the vent and soon it collapsed. Squidward let out a loud scream. It hit the burglars. After the police came and took the robbers away, Squidward and Jim said that for saving him and his money, Mr. Krab's should pay them their full paycheck. Mr. Krab's looked down at the ground and slowly nodded. Squidward and Jim yelled in approval and later walked home together. Jim finally stopped where Squidward lived. Squidward lived in between a vacant lot (which would become Spongebob's house) and a boulder. (which would be rounded and would become Patricks house) Episode 3: Overloaded It was a cool morning deep under the sea. Buisness at the Krusty Krab was running low. Squidward was asleep, dreaming of his career as a famous muscian. Jim was back in the kitchen flipping patties, just in case of customers. Mr. Krabs came out of his office and looked at his empty resturant. He yelled at Squidward to get up and clean the tables just in case any customers came in. But the day finished without anyone coming in. The next day, Jim and Squidward returned and found the Krusty Krab under construction. Mr. Krabs said that the "aroma" of the resturant wasn't right so he was doing "minor changes." Soon the Krusty Krab was finished but it hardly looked like the original. It was a supertall building that streached up above the water. Jim and Squidward took the elevator up to the top and almost died with out the water. They went down a floor and got water masks and then went back up. They gazed at the water and then went back down a floor and looked at Bikini Bottom. They saw Squidward's house, the giant rock that sat beside it, Jim's apartment building, and Ms. Puff's Disco School. Suddenly they saw hundreds of fish rushing towards the Krusty Krab. Squidward and Jim went back downstairs and heard that the Krusty Krab was renamed Krusty Tower and was the tallest building in the sea. Jim and Squidward had to work twice as hard. Jim made Krabby Patty and Krabby Patty. Squidward was working the register so fast, his tentacles were blurs. Soon, the two started to slow down and a group of whales got mad because of the wait. They tipped over the cash register boat and walked into the fry cook's room. Jim threw patties at the whales and they left. Jim then started hurling Krabby Patties and every customers. He was throwing them so fast, the whales started to jump in excitment. The whole building started to shake! It swayed from side to side and finally collapsed! Everyone except Jim and Mr. Krabs dashed out. Once it the all down, Jim and Mr. Krabs poked their heads out of the rubble and said to just stay with the Krusty Krab and not the tallest building in the sea. Episode 4: The KrustyPod It's a nice clear day in Bikini Bottom. Clams are flying, fish are happy, the water is clear, and the Krusty Krab is open. Jim sat in the back room flipping patties while Mr. Krab's walked about his resturant. He suddenly gasped and Squidward looked up. Mr. Krab's was frozen in front of a table. He got up and called Jim out. They both tried to figure out what was wrong but Mr. Krab's wouldn't do anything. Finally he spoke and said he had an idea. He said that teenagers bought everything, right? They also loved music right? So he would make a portable MP3 player. Squidward asked what it would be called and Mr. Krabs said the KrustyPod. The next day, Squidward and Jim arrived to find the resturant transformed into a store called, "The KrustyPod Store." Inside were dozens of little packaged gizmos, with KRUSTYPOD printed messly on the front. Mr. Krabs said he got the packaging for free. Costumers lined outside to buy a KrustyPod. Mr. Krabs had spread the word using cheap posters all over Bikini Bottom. Soon, the store was empty. They had sold all of the KrustyPods! So Mr. Krabs designed a new, cheap computer called," iKrust." It had a slim design and was very fast. Mr. Krabs posted new posters and they sold out all the iKrusts the next day. Mr. Krabs then made a iKrustPhone which sold out even quicker. Mr. Krabs was rich so decided to name the buisness Dapple Krust Inc. Later that night, he invented the all new, "iKrustCrynot." iKrustCrynot would be the best iKrust ever. The next day all the teens came and tried the computer out. But they turned into robots and went haywire. Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Jim took cover in the crows' nest and watched the pandemonium happen. Finally, Jim jumped out and smashed tons of the robots. He grabbed a table and hurled it at more robots. In a few moments, everyone was safe and the robots were dead. Mr. Krabs said he'd stick with krabby patties and shut down Dappy Krust Inc. Episode 5: Squidward's Date Squidward couldn't stop smiling. It was like someone drew a smile into Squidward's face! "What's up Squiddy, my man?" Jim said, coming out from the back room. "I'm dating Esquilia Fish Flounds!" He said, bursting with excitment. "Whoa! Esquilia Fish Flounds as in THE ACTRESS?" Jim said, not believing what he was hearing. "Yup! I'm going on another date tonight," Squidward said. "Have you two . . . like . . . kissed?" Jim asked. Squidward blushed. "YES!" He yelled. "Well, good luck on the date tonight, Squiddy my man." Jim couldn't help it. That night he followed Squidward (in a tux) to "Pearl in a Clam," the finest resturant in Bikini Bottom. Jim couldn't believe it when he saw it. He was dating Esquilia Fish Flounds! Jim crawled into the vents and went over Squidward's table. "I like your hair, Squiddy," Esquilia said. That's my nickname for him, Jim thought. Squidward giggled. "Thank you. I love your golden dress." Esquilia giggled. "Thank you my love." They kissed and then started to eat. Jim made a choking sound. "What was that?" Esquilia said. "I don't know and I don't care as long as I'm with you," Squidward said smoothly. Esquilia laughed and gave Squidward a long kiss on the cheek. The next day at the Krusty Krab, Jim wouldn't talk to Squidward. "What's wrong Jim-Jimeroo?" Squidward asked. "Oh I don't know my love!" Jim sneered. "HUUHHH! You followed me!" Squidward said, suddenly angered. "Well how couldn't I! You were giggling and all happy and had a tux! I was just gonna see a little then leave but you guys are practically married!" Jim shouted. "Sorry I didn't tell. You we're getting married next Wednesday," Squidward said. "WHAAAT! How could you?" Jim pushed Squidward out into the boat. It was Wednesday night and Squidward was getting ready for the wedding. Suddenly Jim walked in. "I'm sorry I got mad at you. You can marry whoever you want," Jim said. "I just didn't want my friend paying so much attention to his wife and not me." Squidward walked out of the room and came back a few minutes later. "Where'd you go?" Jim asked. "I told Esquilia the wedding's off. I said that I wasn't ready to get married and wanted to have fun while I'm still young," said Squidward. "Aww, thanks buddy." The two best friends hugged and walked back to the Krusty Krab. Episode 6: Jim and the Meaning of Halloween Busy, busy, busy. That's what ran through Squidward's mind as he ran to each table serving Krabby Patties, beverages, and other items. It was Halloween time and the Krusty Krab was having a special. Jim and Squidward were a blur, they had to go so fast. "Hurry up, ya two!" Mr. Krabs' yelled from his office. Squidward didn't answer. He couldn't. He was running from each table to the next. He then dashed back to the little window to pick up the next order and deliver it to the next table. When the day was finally over, Squidward and Jim went to the bathroom. When they came out, they found that Mr. Krab's had already left, and they were locked in! "Oh, no!" Squidward exclaimed. "Trapped in here on Halloween night! Halloween is the only time I can dress up as a muscian!" "You still dress up?" Jim said. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Now I can't because we're trapped him here.!" The two stayed inside the Krusty Krab until Halloween was officially over. "AWWW! I missed Hallowe- "Squidward! I just heard a noise in the back room!" Jim screamed. "Shut up Jim. Don't try to scare me with stupid Halloween jokes," Squidward said sadly. "No, I sware Squidward. I heard a- The sound of metal against metal echoed throughout the Krusty Krab. "There it is. See. I wasn't lying," Jim said. "What was that story Mr. Krabs told us this morning? About the previous owner dying. Mysteriously. And his ghost still haunting the place?" Squidward said, nervously. "Alright, shut the heck up. We're handling this the mature way. There's nothing back there," Jim said. Suddenly the lights went out. A table was knocked over by Squidward. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Squidward screamed. He ran into the back room and saw a black figure standing over the buns. "Die you son of a flounder!" Squidward yelled. "Squidward! Don't use sailor mouth around me," Jim said. "Yo fish head!" Squidward said, and slammed the stove on top of the thing's head. Suddenly the lights went back on. The thing was Mr. Krabs! "I was playing a Halloween joke on you guys," he muttered and then blanked out. Episode 7#: The Krusty Krab Welcomes Marly! Mr. Krabs decided it was time a girl was welcomed on the Krusty Krab staff. So he hired a purple fish named Marly. She had curly blonde hair and wore a red dress. "Hiya fellows," she said to Squidward and Jim. "A girl in the Krusty Krab?" Squidward said. "Hi. I'm Jim Walters," Jim said to Marly. "Marly Jane. And you are?" She looked at Squidward who had melted to the floor. Squidward knew love at first sight. "Squidward Tennisballs. I mean Tentacles. Squidward Tentacles," he said, thrusting out his hand. Marly giggled. She shook Squidward's sweaty hand. "What are you three, doing laying around? Get to work!" Mr. Krab's said. Squidward reported to the boat, Jim went to flip patties, and Marly served the food to the customers. When work was over, the three knew friends went to get a Super Smoothie at "Barnacle Bill's Super Smoothie's!" Marly had a lot in common with Jim and Squidward. The three became best friends. SEASON 2 Episode 8: Jim's Hotel Bikini Bottom had never been happier. The Baby Clams had hatched and now Bikini Bottom was filled with song. Jim was super happy. He was making the best Krabby Patties ever. That was attracting more buisness. And Mr. Krabs made more money. He was happy. Everyone was so happy and in such a good mood. "Maybe I should start a hotel," Jim said one evening. "What?" Marly said. She was counting her money. "You want to start a hotel?" "Yeah. Everyone is so happy. It'd be so nice housing people that are happy," Jim said dreamily. "Okay, Jim you're scaring me," Squidward said. "Yeah! It'd be perfect! You know that blank spot next to your house?" Jim said. "Yeah." Squidward replied. "I could build the hotel there! And we could move that rock and it could become more hotel. It could be JIM TOWERS!" Jim said. He was getting more excited the more he thought about it. "What about good ole' Krusty Krab?" Marly said. "I'll make more money at the hotel. Thanks guys! Tell Mr. K. I quit!" Jim ran out the door flinging his hat on the floor. Suddenly Mr. Krab burst out of his office. "Did someone just say, QUIT?" he said. Marly and Squidward exchanged glances. "No," they both said. "Oh good. Where's Jim?" Mr. Krabs asked. "Uh, he's in the kitchen making extra Krabby Patties," Squidward said, thinking quickly. Marly snuck into the and pretended to be Jim. "Hi Mr. K!" she said in her best Jim voice. "Oh. Well, tell him to close up. I'm leaving. Night, fellows." Mr. Krabs walked out the door. In the two empty spaces, two gigantic hotel towers were being built. Jim is on the top of the right one. As Squidward walks home, he notices the two towers. He runs over to the the towers. "JIM! What the sea sponge are you doing?" Squidward screamed. "I'm starting my hotel like you said," Jim said. "I never told you to start a hotel!" Squidward said. "Well I already have people staying in the left tower," Jim said proud of himself. Deciding not to argue, Squidward went to sleep. But he couldn't sleep because of constant hammering. The next day was bright and shiny. Squidward walked outside and saw the two finished towers. As he walked to the Krusty Krab alone, he thought about the future of Jim's hotel. Once he got to the resturant, he told Marly all about it. "WHAT? How could Jim quit like that?" Marly said. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT? Who quit?" Mr. Krabs said bursting into the front entrance. "No one quit sir. Just fooling around," Squidward said weakly. "No more fooling around Mr. Squidward. That applies to you too Marly. "Yes sir," Marly and Squidward said. The rest of the day, Squidward served and worked the cash register while Marly made horrible burgers. When the day was over, the two confronted Jim at his hotel. The lobby was quite fancy. Jim stood behind an oak desk. "Jim, come back to the Krusty Krab," Squidward said. "Mr. Krabs doesn't know you quit and we're sick of covering for you!" Marly said. "But I love Jim Towers! It's really fun to work here! I hired to employees. Tim and Tom. Here they are now." Tim and Tom were twin brothers who spoke very fast. "Welcome to Jim Towers! We hope you will enjoy your stay," Tim and Tom said together and then dashed off. "I'm happy. And you guys aren't real friends if your not happy for me." To be continued in the next episode. . . Episode 9: Hurricane Bob Previously on The Krusty Krab: The Years Before Spongebob. . . Jim quits the Krusty Krab and starts a hotel. When Marly and Squidward confront him, he says they aren't real friends and walks away. Marly was standing behind the cash register one day. Buisness was slow because gray clouds had been all over Bikini Bottom. Storm Predicters predicted a light storm but Bikini Bottom citizens thought it would be huge. Marly slouched on the register sad. Jim had quit and everyone was sad. Squidward and Marly eventually broke the news to Mr. Krabs who was angered and saddened. "You know what, I'm gonna march on over there and talk to Jim," Mr. Krabs said. The three marched over and asked Tim and Tom where Jim was. "Room 104, twenty second floor," they said together and then dashed off. The three took the elevator to the twenty second floor and found Room 104. They opened it and found Ms. Flounders, an old and nice lady, in the room. "Hello Eugene. Hello Marly. Hello Squidward," she said. "What're doing here?" "Looking for Jim. He owns this hotel," Marly said. "Good ole' Jimmy quit? Oh that's a shame. The hotel's nice though. Hope you find him." Ms. Flounders slammed the door in their faces. "This is so weird," Marly said. "I know. This wallpaper is so weird," Mr. Krabs said. "No, not the wallpaper. Look at the facts. Right after Squidward and I confront him, he disappears. So we ask Tim and Tom and they tell us the wrong room. Then when we find Ms. Flounders, she talks real quick and slams the door in our faces. What's going on?" Marly asked. "I don't know but I wanna find out." Mr. Krabs and the others started walking toward the elevator when the lights went out. There was a loud whistling sound. The building started to rock. There was a loud wind sound. Windows shattered. "What the starfish?" Squidward said. "What's going on?" Marly screamed. "From the looks of it, a hurricane," Mr. Krabs said, gazing out of a shatttered window. The three looked at the sky and saw a swirling, grayish blackish storm above Bikini Bottom. "We have to get out of this tall building," Marly screamed. She ran back to the elevator and pushed a button. The whole elevator shaft collapsed on itself. Suddenly Marmaduke, a middle aged green fish, ran out into the hallway. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed. He ran into Ms. Flounder's room and they both came out, frightened. "Come on! We need to escape," Mr. Krabs said. They took the stairs down when suddenly a house flew into the side of the building. The structure shook and swayed before collapsing onto Squidward's house and the rock beside it. The opposite tower did the same. Spark flew. The wind howled outside. "LOOK!" Ms. Flounders shouted. They looked at a shattered window and climbed out. Once they got out, they were swept off they're feet. They were high in the air and saw all of Bikini Bottom. Jellyfish Fields was wreck. Trees and sea weeds were uprooted and were spiraling into houses. The old folks home was turned upside down. The Krusty Krab's roof collapsed. Suddenly it all stopped. The five dropped back onto the sandy floor. Bikini Bottom was a wreck. The apartements were battered, ruined, or collapsed. Downtown was a mess. "LOOK!" cried Marly. Jim was climbing out of the wreckage. Marly ran up and embraced him. Jim said he was on the top floor putting up party decorations. He said he told Tim and Tom and Ms. Flounders and Marmaduke that if any of the three came up to give them wrong info because he didn't want to them to see the party he was throwing them for being such swell friends. The four returned to the Krusty Krab and repaired the roof. They all had a FREE Krabby Patty. Jim was rehired. Episode 10#: Carly vs. Marly: The Tenth Episode Special Light shone through the windows in the Krusty Krab. After the hotel collapsed, Jim asked Mr. Krabs if Tim and Tom could work at the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs said yes. Now Marly, Jim, Squidward, Tim, and Tom were all employed at the Krusty Krab. Marly came out of the back room after talking to Jim. She was wondering what would happen if a Krabby Patty fell on the floor. She bumped into Tim who was carrying a Krabby Patty. "Watch it Marly," Tim said and sped off. Marly kept walking until she bumped into yet another person. "Listen Tim . . ." Marly started to say. She looked up. She was staring at a blue fish. "Hello. Do you work here?" she asked. "Yes, why?" Marly asked. "Where do we apply for a job?" she asked. "In the back room with a crab named Mr. Krabs," Marly said. "Thank you," she said. The next day all five employees and new best friends reported to the Krusty Krab like always. But the blue fish was outside when they got there. "Sorry, we don't open for another couple of minutes," Tom said. "No, I work here. I'm Carly," she said. "No you don't," Marly said. "Only us five." "No. Mr. Krab's hired me as the new supervisor for you guys. And I don't like your attitude, Marly." Carly opened up the doors with a key. "You have a key?" Squidward said. "No, this is a magic wand I'm using to open the door. Yes it's a key stupid." All of the employees entered and Mr. Krab's followed a few moments after. "How'd you like Carly?" Mr. Krab's asked Squidward. "She's great sir," Squidward said with a strained smile. "Glad you like her." Mr. Krab's said. "She's a jerk," Squidward said the next day. "We all know," Tim said with a sigh. "She's a fart sniffin' flounder!" Tom said. "What?"Carly said walking up. "Wow you actually are talking to us. That's a first," Marly said. "You know what Marly," Carly said. "Yeah. I'd like to know what fat fish," Marly said. "Your fired!" Carly screamed at Marly. "You can't fire me crap fish!" Marly yelled in shock. Then it happened. There was loud gunshot and Marly collapsed on the floor. Carly held a revolver in her hand. "You don't mess with me Marly Cartman!" she screamed. "Oh my god! Marly!" Jim said running up. "Squidward call the police!" "NOBODY FREAKIN MOVE! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!" Carly yelled pointing the gun at Squidward. "Tim!" Squidward said, trembling. "Tom!" Tim said with a weak voice. Carly fired three bullets at Tim and Tom. They dodged them hid behind a rock. Marmaduke and Ms. Flounders were coming around the corner. "Oh neptune!" Marmaduke screamed as tons of bullets streaked towards him. "Maramduke! Call the cops!" Ms. Flounders yelled. She crawled towards Jim and Marly. "GUNS DON'T CUT THE CHEESE!" Carly said. She pulled out a two bombs and threw one in the Krusty Krab and the other where the shootout was occurring. "In a couple minutes they'll go off!" Jim muttered. Ms. Flounders got up. "MR. KRABS!" she screamed. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A blast of fire swept over everyone. The Krusty Krab was in flames! "Mr. Krabs," Ms. Flounders said, a tear going down her cheek. Carly screamed. Her mask was burnt off. She was a maniacal insane criminal escaped from Bikini Bottom Prison. Mr. Krab's crawled out of the burning resturant and called the cops. They arrived on the scene and put the fire out. They arrested Carly and rushed Marly to the ER. To Be Continued . . . Episode 11: The Seaquake It had been two weeks since the Carly incident. She had been arrested and put into Bikini Bottom Prison. Marly was okay. The bullet barely pierced the skin and she was up and running around in a few days. It was a quiet Wednesday at the Krusty Krab. Marmaduke and Ms. Flounders had become regular customers and were enjoying delicious Krabby Patties. "These's are amazing," Marmaduke exclaimed. "I'll say!" Ms. Flounders said, taking a big bite out of hers. "You like them? JIM! Whip up another batch!" Marly said. "Kay!" Jim said. "I'll have one," Tom said. Tim and Tom were both cleaning plates at a table. Squidward was reading Clarinet Weekly behind the counter. Suddenly the entire resturant started to shake violently. "What in davy jone's locker is going on?" Mr. Krab's screamed, racing out from his office. "I think it's a seaquake!!" Tim shouted. "Get under the table!!" Ms. Flounders shouted. Marmaduke and her dove under the table as wood started to fall. Suddenly, it stopped. "What was that?" Jim asked coming out from the kitchen. "Probably a seaquake," Marmaduke said, frightened. "Turn on the TV!" Tom said. "Okay, okay!" Mr. Krabs said, rushing into his office. He came back out with a TV. He set it down on a table and they crowded around it. A reporter was talking. "Bikini Bottom has just experienced a 7.0 seaquake with tons of damage. Several homes were damaged, the Krusty Krabs' roof is in bad shape- "WHAT?" Mr. Krabs shouted. "SHH!" Ms. Flounders shushed. "Rescues are planned but if your structure is flawed stay under a sturdy table." Several hours later a rescue team rescued everyone. They were safe. THIS EPISODE WAS DEDICATED TO THOSE WHO DIED AND WERE GRIEF STRICKEN IN THE 2010 HAITI EARTHQUAKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I think your sopposed to keep them in one thread. Just to ake space. :flower: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 Episode 12#: Rivalry The day was cold and rainy in Bikini Bottom. Jim was behind the stove flipping patties. Squidward was behind the register reading Fabulous Squid. Ms. Flounders sat at a table, biting into her delicious Deluxe Krabby Patty. Suddenly, a frightened fish ran in. He was drenched from the rain and terror was sketched into his face. Ç£WhatÔÇÖs wrong?ÔÇØ Marmaduke asked. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs horrible, I swear!ÔÇØ the fish muttered. ÔÇ£What? What happened?ÔÇØ said Marly. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs a big, huge, restaurant. Just zooming down the street, being held by a crane. It wouldnÔÇÖt stop,ÔÇØ the man muttered. Suddenly the ground started to rumble. A giant, black, shadow loomed in the distance. It came closer and soon a restaurant was being set down. The letters The Chum Bucket graced the face of the building. Mr. Krabs raced out of his office after the rumbling stopped and peered out at the new restaurant. ÔÇ£NO!ÔÇØ he shouted. Mr. Krabs didnÔÇÖt like the idea of competition. He walked out and knocked on the doors of The Chum Bucket. A small green animal replied to the door. He wore a white suit and had glasses on. ÔÇ£Hello, my dear customer. Welcome to the Chum Bucket. Please come in,ÔÇØ the rather small green animal said. ÔÇ£I am the owner of the Krusty Krab. Get out! We was here first,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs snarled. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm sorry,ÔÇØ the thing said. ÔÇ£I am Plankton. And I donÔÇÖt do well with unfriendly neighbors.ÔÇØ He yanked off his suit and glasses and glared up and Mr. Krabs. ÔÇ£Well I own the Krabby Patty so I will put ye out of business!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs started to walk away then stopped. ÔÇ£Wait,ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Your name is Plankton?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre Eugene Krabs?ÔÇØ Plankton muttered, in shock. The two then looked away and started they journey in rivalry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 Episode 13: Attempted Plankton gazed out the window. The Krusty Krab. That was his competition. How could a restaurant so stupidly named be so popular? He didnÔÇÖt understand it. PlanktonÔÇÖs Chum was the best thing any person had ever tasted. But he had unfound talent. Soon Krabs would pay. Soon enough. Plankton paced around. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖll steal it! IÔÇÖll steal the Krabby Patty Formula!ÔÇØ Plankton was rather happy with the idea and went to sleep happy. The next day, the formula would be in his hands. ÔÇ£Order up!ÔÇØ Jim yelled. He passed the Krabby Patty to Squidward who passed it to Mr. Jenkins who was a younger 60 year old man. ÔÇ£Thank you, sonny,ÔÇØ he said and found a table to sit down. ÔÇ£Tim, thereÔÇÖs a toilet back-up in the bathrooms. Fix it before Mr. Krabs finds out,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£You got it, Marly!ÔÇØ Tim said and rushed towards the bathroom. The Krusty Krab was flooded with customers. If anything went wrong, they would get blamed. They had to keep everything flowing smoothly. Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton stood by a window with binoculars. He had carefully planned his theft and ÔÇ£accidentÔÇØ at the Krusty Krab. Soon he was sneak out and the games would begin. ÔÇ£Marmaduke! Marmaduke! HereÔÇÖs your Krabby Patty!ÔÇØ Squidward said, yelling across the room to Marmaduke who wasnÔÇÖt looking at Squidward. Squidward then slapped his forehead and started walking over to Marmaduke. Suddenly a loud SHATTER rippled through the air. ÔÇ£What the sea barnacle?ÔÇØ Squidward said looking behind him. Plankton stood over the Krabby Patty Formula which was hidden under a floor board. He had shattered a window to get in and had pried the floor board off. He reached down and grabbed the formula. ÔÇ£Ha, ha, ha! Victorious!ÔÇØ Plankton screeched. Suddenly Mr. Krabs burst in. ÔÇ£PLANKTON!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs screamed. ÔÇ£Get outta her Krabs!ÔÇØ Plankton yelled. He turned around and started to run. ÔÇ£I got him!ÔÇØ Jim yelled and started to sprint after him. Suddenly an explosion exploded in front of them. Jim and Plankton flew up into the air as a gigantic boatmobile came out of the ground. This was the very first attempt of stealing the formula. Plankton came so close but sadly lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 Episode 14: Cant Spell On My Life Tom sat in the back room in the Krusty Krab, deep in thought. I cant spell. I cant read. Everyone had just found out Tom didnt know how to read, write, or spell. Sad. Marly walked in. Its alright, Tom. I didnt know how to read or write until I was three, Marly said. Tom glared at her. That didnt come out right, she said. Ill help you read! Jim said, bursting in wearing a Mermaid Man costume. Im pathetic, he moaned. Jim, Squidward said. Take the costume off. Aww. I wanted to be an actor. Jim walked out while Marly glanced at Squidward to say something encouraging. Uhh. . . you should read, Tom, Squidward said awkwardly. I know but I cant! Tom said and burst into tears. Nice, Squidward, said Marly. Sorry, he said and retreated. Im an idiot, Tom said, miserable. No you arent. Im going to teach you! Marly said. Thank you Marly! Tom then stood up, ready to learn. (Shows Marly and Tom learning) 1 week later. . . Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? Marly asked. What ultimate challenge? asked Tom. The. . . CHALLENGE OF SPELLING sponsored by Tekcub Much Inc. Let the Games begin! How do you spell sea-lion? Marmaduke asked. S-E-A-_L-I-O-N! Tom screamed. How do you spell Squidward? asked Marly. Hey! yelled Squidward. While Tom competed, Mr. Krabs watched, deep in thought. Who would name their business Tekcub Much? Suddenly it dawned on him. GET OFF THE STAGE! It was too late. Lava poured out of the ground as the stage collapsed to reveal a huge hole with lava. Tim, Tom, Marly, Jim, and Squidward hung onto each other. They didnt want to die. Give me the formula or they become fried fish! Plankton screeched. Here it is! G-G-G-GD-D-S-FR-C-F-ES-F-G-D-S-F-D! Tom yelled. Aw, ha. Aw, ha! Plankton said, writing down the odd array of letters. Thats it, Tom said. See ya suckers! Plankton ran off. Mr. Krabs pulled them up. Whyd you give him that laddy? he asked. I didnt I spelled out letters, Tom said. They held a party that night as Plankton shopped for GGGGDSFRCFESFGDSFD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 Episode 15: The Deadly Spices The workers mixed it all up. Instead of John's Pepper Spice, they sent Johnny's Peppery Spice to The Krusty Krab. There, Mr. Krabs received it and gave it to Jim. "Hmmm," Jim said, looking at it. He started to cook tons of patties and sprinkled the spice over them. Little did he know, it was dangerous. He served them. "Isn't John's Pepper Spice wonderful?" Mr. Krabs asked? "What? I got Johnny's Peppery Spice. Not John's Pepper Spice," Jim said. "WHAT!" Mr. Krabs yelled. "We have to get those patties back! They're dangerous!" Jim raced around snatching patties from people. He burned them all into the ground. "Good job, laddy," Mr. Krabs said. "What's that?" Marly asked. "What's what?" Mr. Krabs asked. He turned around and saw a giant pepper rising out of the ground. "Sweet mother of pearl!" he screeched. "Hello!" the pepper started to talk. "I am Johnny's Peppery Spice. You have burned me!" "Burned me. Burned me. HELP!" Mr. Krabs yelled. "Mr. Krabs, wake up!" Marly yelled. She poured water on his head. "HuH? WhAt?" he said, bolting up. "You fainted after we fed everyone the new Krabby Patty with John's Pepper Spice," Tim said. "Yeah," Tom said. "It was all a dream. Thank goodness!" Mr. Krabs said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 Episode 16#: Killer Whale The ground shook and a young Pearl raced through the Krusty Krab. ÔÇ£DADDY! I NEED MONEY!ÔÇØ she yelled. ÔÇ£Okay, okay, okay!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. He pulled something out of his wallet. ÔÇ£This is a peace of cardboard,ÇØ Pearl said. ÔÇ£But an expensive piece of cardboard!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said with a smile. ÔÇ£YOU HATE ME!ÔÇØ Pearl yelled and stormed out. That night, Mr. Krabs thought about how he could get money without taking any of his. Then he got it. HeÔÇÖd take his crew out to Money Lagoon, where he could reel in tons of money. The following day, Marly, Squidward, Jim, Tim, and Tom lined up as they were about to board the SS Cheapy. ÔÇ£Okay crew,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, pacing. ÔÇ£We have one objective today. That objective is to get a million dollars that I can giveÔǪ. Half to my daughter. LetÔÇÖs move out.ÔÇØ They boarded the boat. Squidward crashed through the deck. ÔÇ£What the heck!ÔÇØ he yelled. ÔÇ£Yeah itÔÇÖll drop out on you whatÔÇÖre going to do,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. ÔÇ£Rent a better boat!ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt like your tone. Jim, haul him up. HeÔÇÖll be our bait,ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖll be what?ÔÇØ Squidward asked. ÔÇ£UhhÔǪnothing,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs muttered and climbed into the crowsÔÇÖ nest. The clouds swirled around. ÔÇ£Do you see anything laddy?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs asked Jim. ÔÇ£Nope.ÔÇØ Jim looked through the spy glass and saw bright yellow. ÔÇ£LIGHTNING!ÔÇØ he yelled. The ship then turned on itÔÇÖs side as a massive wall of water crashed into it. Squidward flew off and was swallowed up. ÔÇ£Gimme your hand!ÔÇØ Marly screamed. Squidward reached up. Marly grabbed his hand and she pulled him up and the ship turned back up. ÔÇ£ThereÔÇÖs a million dollar bill! Catch it Jim! CATCH IT!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs screeched. Jim raced across the deck and leaned over the rail with a money pole. He let it sink into the million and he hauled it back up. ÔÇ£Good job, lad!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs exclaimed. But at that moment, an enormous wave crashed into the boat and split it apart, sending everyone into the lagoon. The choppy waters were icy. Marly screamed and Tim and Tom clung to each other, trying to keep up. Lightning hit the water and sent an electric current zipping through the water. Everyone was out cold. ÔÇ£Eugene? Eugene? Wakey-wakey,ÔÇØ a calm voice said. Mr. Krabs opened his eyes and saw Ms. Flounders. ÔÇ£You had quite a scare right now. I though we had lost you,ÔÇØ she said. ÔÇ£EhÔǪ,ÔÇØ he moaned. ÔÇ£Eh, eh, eh! DonÔÇÖt speak. The doctor said to rest yourself. Everyone else is fine. TheyÔÇÖre in the cots next to you.ÔÇØ Everyone was okay and recovered from the shock in about two weeks. They the returned to the Krusty Krab which had been closed for 14 days. Then it hit Mr. Krabs. ÔÇ£WhereÔÇÖs the million?ÔÇØ he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 Episode 17: Sad, Sad, Bad This episode of The KK: The Years Before Spongebob is rated TV-14-S-V Marly didnÔÇÖt know what to do. Jay was hotter than anyone she had ever seen. And he was standing right in front of her. ÔÇ£Hi. IÔÇÖll have a Krabby Patty and a Kelp Smoothie,ÔÇØ he said. He is so hot, she thought. ÔÇ£O-o-okay,ÔÇØ she said and turned around to give the order to Jim. She then turned back and saw Jay. ÔÇ£So,ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£You like working here?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Yeah. I-ItÔÇÖs pretty cool,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£Cool. Hey, you want to go get some pizza later?ÔÇØ he asked suddenly. ÔÇ£Sure,ÔÇØ Marly said. Her heart was thumping super fast. She then gave Jay his food and Jay gave her his number. ~ ~ ~ That night, Marly sat in the Krusty Krab and slowly dialed JayÔÇÖs number. He picked up. ÔÇ£Hello?ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£This is Marly. You want to go get pizza now?ÔÇØ she asked. ÔÇ£Yeah.ÔÇØ Over the next few weeks, Marly fell in love with Jay. Everyone else was jealous. She hardly spent time with her friends. ÔÇ£Why donÔÇÖt you talk to us anymore?ÔÇØ Jim asked one morning. ÔÇ£I do. IÔÇÖm talking to you right now arenÔÇÖt I?ÔÇØ Jay then walked in. ÔÇ£Oh, Jay and I are going to the carnival. Bye!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£What?ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£We have to follow them!ÔÇØ Tim yelled. The four ran after them and spotted them on the Ferris-wheel. ÔÇ£I love you Jay,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£I love you too.ÔÇØ The two then started to make out as the sun set. Jay then removed his shirt to reveal a muscular torso. ÔÇ£Oh, Jay!ÔÇØ Marly said. They then started to kiss more as Jay removed his pants. Marly then pulled his hair and pulled him down towards the bottom of the car. Jay kissed back as Marly started to unbutton her shirt. Suddenly a staccato crack echoed into the night air. The car jerked as a cable swung over head. Marly got up and look over the side. At that time there was a boom, and the Ferris wheel swung back and force. Marly flew over the side, grabbed onto the side just in time. ÔÇ£MARLY!ÔÇØ Jay said an jumped up. At that time, JayÔÇÖs boxers were ripped off but a nail. Jay was then, standing naked in a Ferris Wheel car. He started to shrink back down. ÔÇ£Help, Jay!ÔÇØ Marly screamed. Back on the ground, everyone saw the nude Jay. ÔÇ£We need to help Marly!!ÔÇØ Tom said. ÔÇ£No, duh!ÔÇØ Jim said. They then raced onto the Ferris Wheel. At that moment. The Ferris Wheel swung from side to side. Jay stood up and raced over to Marly. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm here sweetie!ÔÇØ he said grabbed Marly. He then swiftly pulled his girlfriend up. Marly gave him several kisses. Jim then climbed in and saw a naked Jay on top of Marly. The two were sharing ValentineÔÇÖs Day love. He then walked back down and Marly started to strip down. ÔÇ£Where are they?ÔÇØ Tom asked. ÔÇ£LetÔÇÖs just say theyÔÇÖre having a sweet moment. There was nothing Sad, Sad, or Bad, about this ValentineÔÇÖs.ÔÇØ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Episode 18: The Contest The night sky was inky. The day had been very and Marly was ready to leave. Jay and her were still in a relationship and Jay was now a regular customer. The others also had excepted him. ÔÇ£UghÔǪIÔÇÖm bored. Is it closing time now, Mr. Krabs? Squidward, Jim, and I are supposed to go to the movies to see Fishman 2: The Light Kills 4,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. Everyone started to get up but Mr. Krabs stopped them. ÔÇ£The BBRC (Bikini Bottom Restaurant Council) wants me to announce this for any employees who want to participate.ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs sighed and rolled his eyes. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre unfortunately having a pet contest here on Friday. If you want to participate then sign- ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs!ÔÇØ Plankton said, strolling in. ÔÇ£Plankton! What do you want?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, sneering. ÔÇ£Oh nothingÔǪjust that I will be winning that pet contest in your restaurant. So donÔÇÖt even try,ÔÇØ Plankton said, grinning in triumph. ÔÇ£Oh really....well it just so happens I am entering a surprise.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Well thenÔǪmay the best fish winÔǪ,ÔÇØ said Plankton. He then swung around and started to walk towards the door. ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs! That guy doesnÔÇÖt the meaning of winning! WeÔÇÖll show him! Squidward, Jim, and Marmaduke! Go buy the best sea-horse there is! Jay and Marly, go bye the best sea-horse food so heÔÇÖll be muscular! Tom, Ms. Flounders, and Tim, go buy an exerciser thing-er-midge-iger. IÔÇÖll buy a pet cage! GO, GO, GO!!ÔÇØ ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£HmmÔǪ.what kind of pet food should we get Marly?ÔÇØ Jay said. They were at BarneyÔÇÖs Pet Food at 10:52 pm. ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt know. Mr. Krabs said ÔÇÿthe best.ÔÇÖ What defines the best?ÔÇØ she said. ÔÇ£ThereÔÇÖs Excellent Pet food, BarneyÔÇÖs Brand, The Best, and Sea Horse Yum Yums,ÔÇØ Jay read. ÔÇ£Grab the Yum Yums. LetÔÇÖs go!ÔÇØ The two paid for the Yum Yums and left the store. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£Okay! We want the best sea-horse you got!ÔÇØ Marmaduke said to the Sea Horse Supply manager. ÔÇ£Alright,ÔÇØ he said, spitting as he talked. His name was Bill and he was know for spitting while talking. ÔÇ£We got oleÔÇÖ Firelight right here.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Oh sheÔÇÖs a beauty!ÔÇØ Marmaduke exclaimed. ÔÇ£WhyÔÇÖs she got such a long tail?ÔÇØ Jim asked. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs a boy,ÔÇØ Bill said. ÔÇ£OhÔǪ.,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Squidward asked. ÔÇ£2000 dollars, please,ÔÇØ Bill demanded. ÔÇ£WHAT!!!?ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£Well whatÔÇÖs your price range then?ÔÇØ Bill said. ÔÇ£Free!ÔÇØ exclaimed Marmaduke. ÔÇ£Boy, you came here lookinÔÇÖ for a free sea-horse?ÔÇØ asked Bill. ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ replied Marmaduke, shrinking down. ÔÇ£Well we do have a free sea horse. YaÔÇÖll follow me.ÔÇØ He led them outside the building in the back. He pointed to one on the ground. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs Coughdrop. She throws up a lot.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£Free! I want to get rid of that pile of crud!ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Take her! Take her!ÔÇØ The seahorse was very ugly. She threw up the whole way home. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£So itÔÇÖll probably be a good horse so letÔÇÖs buy the Exerciser 20,ÔÇØ said Ms Flounders. ÔÇ£No! The Sweater 8928!ÔÇØ Tim said. ÔÇ£Excuse me, but can you afford these products?ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon asked. ÔÇ£NoÔǪ,ÔÇØ Tom admitted. ÔÇ£Then OUT, OUT, OUT!ÔÇØ he shouted and pushed them out. ÔÇ£I never liked Peter Salmon,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said. ÔÇ£Looks like weÔÇÖre going to have to make our exerciser ourselves,ÔÇØ Tom said. ~ ~ ~ The next day was Friday. Mr. Krabs examined the food. ÔÇ£Here, Mr. K,ÔÇØ Jay said. Mr. Krabs took the food and suddenly the vitals spilled all over the floor. ÔÇ£Oops.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Here. We built it.ÔÇØ The exerciser exploded. ÔÇ£HereÔÇÖs Coughdrop,ÔÇØ Jim said. Puke flew everywhere. ÔÇ£Blaugh, blah, bakfhl, dhhfjs, blauhgh!ÔÇØ The seahorse made horrible sounds. ÔÇ£What?! ThatÔÇÖs a sin against nature!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre here,ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon said, walking up. ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre running the show?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said. ÔÇ£Yes. WaitÔǪ it that what youÔÇÖre entering?ÔÇØ he asked. ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£Hmm..yes.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Blavjhs, Blahjdbs, blahdggs, bshdhs!ÔÇØ Green splatterd on Mr. Salmon. ÔÇ£Oh dear,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£HA HA!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders screamed. She started laughing and fell down in laughter. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£Okay. Hello everybody. IÔÇÖm your host, Barmie Binkle. The judges are Simon Fishface, Paula Bobfish, and Randy Jackfish. So letÔÇÖs begin!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£This is it!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said backstage. His restaurant was transformed into an award show, except it wasnÔÇÖt an awards show. ÔÇ£Sheldon Plankton, showing off his handsome shrimp.ÔÇØ Plankton strutted across the walkway with his groomed shrimp walking beside him. ÔÇ£I loved that! DID YOU LOVE THAT? WOOO!ÔØ Paula said. ÔÇ£You know that was tight, dog.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£WhatÔǪtheÔǪbloodyÔǪhellÔǪwasÔǪthat?ÔÇØ Simon said. ÔÇ£10!ÔÇØ said Paula. ÔÇ£7,ÔÇØ said Randy. ÔÇ£1,ÔÇØ Simon said. ÔÇ£Horrible, considering IÔÇÖm a shrimp.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Next, is Mr. Krabs and his seahorse!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs walked down the walkway with Coughdrop throwing up the whole way. ÔÇ£0,ÔÇØ Paula said, covered in puke. ÔÇ£0, dog! IÔÇÖm sorry,ÔÇØ Randy said. ÔÇ£10! YouÔÇÖre someone IÔÇÖm going to remember.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Now to announce the winnerÔǪ Mr. Salmon!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£YES!! YES!!ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon got out a gun and shot it at the air. ÔÇ£Jajdfbl, dhskdsh, Hlahdfjuf, Bhsga!ÔÇØ Coughdrop threw up over Mr. Salmon. ÔÇ£AwwÔǪI hate that seahorse.ÔÇØ Coughdrop then collapsed, dead. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm a doctor!!ÔÇØ A fish rushed up and soon announced he had died from choking on puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Episode 18: The Contest The night sky was inky. The day had been very and Marly was ready to leave. Jay and her were still in a relationship and Jay was now a regular customer. The others also had excepted him. ÔÇ£UghÔǪIÔÇÖm bored. Is it closing time now, Mr. Krabs? Squidward, Jim, and I are supposed to go to the movies to see Fishman 2: The Light Kills 4,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. Everyone started to get up but Mr. Krabs stopped them. ÔÇ£The BBRC (Bikini Bottom Restaurant Council) wants me to announce this for any employees who want to participate.ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs sighed and rolled his eyes. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre unfortunately having a pet contest here on Friday. If you want to participate then sign- ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs!ÔÇØ Plankton said, strolling in. ÔÇ£Plankton! What do you want?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, sneering. ÔÇ£Oh nothingÔǪjust that I will be winning that pet contest in your restaurant. So donÔÇÖt even try,ÔÇØ Plankton said, grinning in triumph. ÔÇ£Oh really....well it just so happens I am entering a surprise.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Well thenÔǪmay the best fish winÔǪ,ÔÇØ said Plankton. He then swung around and started to walk towards the door. ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs! That guy doesnÔÇÖt the meaning of winning! WeÔÇÖll show him! Squidward, Jim, and Marmaduke! Go buy the best sea-horse there is! Jay and Marly, go bye the best sea-horse food so heÔÇÖll be muscular! Tom, Ms. Flounders, and Tim, go buy an exerciser thing-er-midge-iger. IÔÇÖll buy a pet cage! GO, GO, GO!!ÔÇØ ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£HmmÔǪ.what kind of pet food should we get Marly?ÔÇØ Jay said. They were at BarneyÔÇÖs Pet Food at 10:52 pm. ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt know. Mr. Krabs said ÔÇÿthe best.ÔÇÖ What defines the best?ÔÇØ she said. ÔÇ£ThereÔÇÖs Excellent Pet food, BarneyÔÇÖs Brand, The Best, and Sea Horse Yum Yums,ÔÇØ Jay read. ÔÇ£Grab the Yum Yums. LetÔÇÖs go!ÔÇØ The two paid for the Yum Yums and left the store. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£Okay! We want the best sea-horse you got!ÔÇØ Marmaduke said to the Sea Horse Supply manager. ÔÇ£Alright,ÔÇØ he said, spitting as he talked. His name was Bill and he was know for spitting while talking. ÔÇ£We got oleÔÇÖ Firelight right here.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Oh sheÔÇÖs a beauty!ÔÇØ Marmaduke exclaimed. ÔÇ£WhyÔÇÖs she got such a long tail?ÔÇØ Jim asked. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs a boy,ÔÇØ Bill said. ÔÇ£OhÔǪ.,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Squidward asked. ÔÇ£2000 dollars, please,ÔÇØ Bill demanded. ÔÇ£WHAT!!!?ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£Well whatÔÇÖs your price range then?ÔÇØ Bill said. ÔÇ£Free!ÔÇØ exclaimed Marmaduke. ÔÇ£Boy, you came here lookinÔÇÖ for a free sea-horse?ÔÇØ asked Bill. ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ replied Marmaduke, shrinking down. ÔÇ£Well we do have a free sea horse. YaÔÇÖll follow me.ÔÇØ He led them outside the building in the back. He pointed to one on the ground. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs Coughdrop. She throws up a lot.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£Free! I want to get rid of that pile of crud!ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Take her! Take her!ÔÇØ The seahorse was very ugly. She threw up the whole way home. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£So itÔÇÖll probably be a good horse so letÔÇÖs buy the Exerciser 20,ÔÇØ said Ms Flounders. ÔÇ£No! The Sweater 8928!ÔÇØ Tim said. ÔÇ£Excuse me, but can you afford these products?ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon asked. ÔÇ£NoÔǪ,ÔÇØ Tom admitted. ÔÇ£Then OUT, OUT, OUT!ÔÇØ he shouted and pushed them out. ÔÇ£I never liked Peter Salmon,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said. ÔÇ£Looks like weÔÇÖre going to have to make our exerciser ourselves,ÔÇØ Tom said. ~ ~ ~ The next day was Friday. Mr. Krabs examined the food. ÔÇ£Here, Mr. K,ÔÇØ Jay said. Mr. Krabs took the food and suddenly the vitals spilled all over the floor. ÔÇ£Oops.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Here. We built it.ÔÇØ The exerciser exploded. ÔÇ£HereÔÇÖs Coughdrop,ÔÇØ Jim said. Puke flew everywhere. ÔÇ£Blaugh, blah, bakfhl, dhhfjs, blauhgh!ÔÇØ The seahorse made horrible sounds. ÔÇ£What?! ThatÔÇÖs a sin against nature!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre here,ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon said, walking up. ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre running the show?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said. ÔÇ£Yes. WaitÔǪ it that what youÔÇÖre entering?ÔÇØ he asked. ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£Hmm..yes.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Blavjhs, Blahjdbs, blahdggs, bshdhs!ÔÇØ Green splatterd on Mr. Salmon. ÔÇ£Oh dear,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said. ÔÇ£HA HA!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders screamed. She started laughing and fell down in laughter. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£Okay. Hello everybody. IÔÇÖm your host, Barmie Binkle. The judges are Simon Fishface, Paula Bobfish, and Randy Jackfish. So letÔÇÖs begin!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£This is it!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said backstage. His restaurant was transformed into an award show, except it wasnÔÇÖt an awards show. ÔÇ£Sheldon Plankton, showing off his handsome shrimp.ÔÇØ Plankton strutted across the walkway with his groomed shrimp walking beside him. ÔÇ£I loved that! DID YOU LOVE THAT? WOOO!ÔÇØ Paula said. ÔÇ£You know that was tight, dog.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£WhatÔǪtheÔǪbloodyÔǪhellÔǪwasÔǪthat?ÔÇØ Simon said. ÔÇ£10!ÔÇØ said Paula. ÔÇ£7,ÔÇØ said Randy. ÔÇ£1,ÔÇØ Simon said. ÔÇ£Horrible, considering IÔÇÖm a shrimp.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Next, is Mr. Krabs and his seahorse!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs walked down the walkway with Coughdrop throwing up the whole way. ÔÇ£0,ÔÇØ Paula said, covered in puke. ÔÇ£0, dog! IÔÇÖm sorry,ÔÇØ Randy said. ÔÇ£10! YouÔÇÖre someone IÔÇÖm going to remember.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Now to announce the winnerÔǪ Mr. Salmon!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£YES!! YES!!ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon got out a gun and shot it at the air. ÔÇ£Jajdfbl, dhskdsh, Hlahdfjuf, Bhsga!ÔÇØ Coughdrop threw up over Mr. Salmon. ÔÇ£AwwÔǪI hate that seahorse.ÔÇØ Coughdrop then collapsed, dead. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm a doctor!!ÔÇØ A fish rushed up and soon announced he had died from choking on puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Episode 20: The Misadventures of Squidward Tentacles This Episode is rated TV-14-L for language The Bikini Bottom Carnival was put up again. Everyone rushed there to ride the rides, play games, win things, and more. Squidward wondered off from his friends to go to the Lucky Guy booth. ÔÇ£Hello young male. I am Madam Douche.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Madam Douche?ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£Yes. Madam Douche. You gotta a problem with my name?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£No. Give me my fortune,ÔÇØ Squidward said, holding back a life. ÔÇ£Alright. Hold out your palm.ÔÇØ Squidward did so. ÔÇ£Because you made fun of my name, you will have 2 weeks of bad luck.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£What? Starting when?ÔÇØ he screeched. ÔÇ£Starting now.ÔÇØ Madam Douche kicked Squidward in the crotch and walked away. ÔÇ£OWWW!ÔÇØ he screamed. ÔÇ£Oh my god, oh my god. Squidward, are you alright?ÔÇØ Marly asked coming up. ÔÇ£N-n-no,ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Smoothies! Smoothies! Get your smoothies!ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon said walking by. ÔÇ£Oh IÔÇÖll take one,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£MARLY!ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£What? You said ÔÇÿnoÔÇÖ, you arenÔÇÖt hurt,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£No, I said I am hurt,ÔÇØ Squidward muttered. ÔÇ£Wanna go ride the Knuckle Cracker?ÔÇØ asked Marly. ÔÇ£MARLY! You arenÔÇÖt even listening!ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£OMG! They have cute little puppies!ÔÇØ Marly ran off. ~ ~ ~ Squidward opened the door and it ran over his foot. Squidward walked over to a customer and accidentally stepped on her foot so she punched him twenty times. Squidward played the Qii and accidentally hit himself in the head with the remote when playing Qii Swing. Squidward drove his boatmobile over a cliff. Squidward got slapped by a tree branch. ÔÇ£Wow, Squidward. You look beat up!ÔÇØ Jim said the next day. ÔÇ£Yeah. I feel wonderful!ÔÇØ he said sarcastically. ÔÇ£Oh. Good then, buddy.ÔÇØ Jim slapped his friend on the back and walked into the kitchen. ÔÇ£Oww,ÔÇØ Squidward moaned. I need to find that gypsy girl, Squidward thought. He limped out and walked to the spot where the carnival was. ÔÇ£Where is it?ÔÇØ he said to himself. ÔÇ£Oh hello,ÔÇØ Madam Douche said walking up. ÔÇ£It hasnÔÇÖt been two weeks.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£I know but look how beat up I am,ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£Hmmm. Have you learned your lesson?ÔÇØ Madam Douche asked. ÔÇ£What lesson?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Bastard! Remember? You made fun of my name?ÔÇØ she said. ÔÇ£Oh yeah. IÔÖve learned my lesson!ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£Good then. Now tell meÔǪdoes this hurt?ÔÇØ Madam Douche pulled outÔǪ. ÔÇ£What is that?!ÔÇØ Squidward asked. ÔÇ£What this? ItÔÇÖs only Transmission of Duty: Old Warfare 2. Wanna play?ÔÇØ she asked. ÔÇ£Yeah!ÔÇØ Squidward said. 48 hours later ÔÇ£Ha! I beat your ass again!ÔÇØ Madam Douche said. ÔÇ£Ugh,ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£How did a bitch like you get so good?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Watch your mouth boy. DonÔÇÖt you call me a female mutt.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£I called you a dog.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Yes. Because I am a dog. I am the dog of wisdom. I have talk you a lesson. Bye.ÔÇØ The lady transformed into a dog and exploded. ÔÇ£Okay.ÔÇØ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Episode 21: Smoker Face Smoke wrapped around Marmadukes face. He inhaled deeply and then exhaled. He loved the smokesince last night. He had found a pack in the garbage and tried them. And now he was addicted. Would you stop that? Ms. Flounders complained to him. She couldnt his face. It was just a black cloud. Its so good, he said. No, its not. Its not good for your heart. She grabbed the cigarette out of his mouth. Hey! he said. Give that back! No. I want you healthy, young man. Well thats alright. He pulled out another one and lit it. Aww, he sighed. Thats good. Stop smoking, Marly said. Yeah. I used to smoke and now.well nothing really happened to me, Tom said. Not helping, Ms. Flounders said. Sorry, Tom said. I wont stop! And you cant make me! Marmaduke got up and ran out of the door. We have to show him Smoke=Bad, she said. We mix Mentos and Diet Coke and shoot him with the jet! Jim volunteered. No, rejected Ms. Flounders. How about a fake fire? Tim said. Thats perfect! she replied. But how? Marly asked. We fill the restaurant with smoke and put Mr. Krabs fake fireplace on the roof to stimulate a fire, said Squidward. That was smart. Good job, Squiddy, Jim said. Thanks. Hey! ~ ~ ~ The next day, Marmaduke saw smoke billowing up from the Krusty Krab. He rushed in and choked. There was no air. HELP! The screech rippled through the air. Help! Smoke is bad! Ms. Flounders yelled. AHHHH! Im never smoking again! Marmaduke raced out. Suddenly there was no more smoke. Good job, guys! Ms. Flounders said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Episode 22: The Race How do I defeat them? Plankton said to himself one day. Then it hit him. He would challenge them to a race. Then, hed win and demand the Krabby Patty recipe. GENIUS, he thought. That night he planned everything out carefully and then the following day asked his enemies if they accepted his request. YES! Another chance you whoop your little heinie! Marly said at once. Cool, Marmaduke responded. I agree with ye, Marly! Whipping his little but! Har, har, har! Lets go Plankton! Mr. Krabs said. They all walked outside and they saw two go-carts. Where are ones for the rest of us? Jay asked. Oh, Im sorry. Its only for me and Mr. Krabs. Whoever wins gets the Krabby Patty recipe or my entire restaurant, Plankton said. Yes! A place to store me patties, lettuce, buns, and tomato! Lets go Plankton! Go Krabs! Go Krabs! everyone cheered. Go! Karen said. The two sped down the road. Suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Planktons wheels broke off and the cars stopped. Both were flung out of the vehicle and ironically landed in the hospital. ~ ~ ~ Waitso who wins? Marmaduke asked a week later. No one. The lesson here is that you guys shouldnt compete, Ms. Flounder said. And you shouldnt get in a lot of fights *cough hipeoples4 cough*. Whos hipeoples4? Marmaduke asked. Oh this girl/boy who comes onto TV.com and gets in fights and writes hate blogs and drops the f bomb on 70sguy, Terminoob, and TVGuy, Ms. Flounders reported. Whore they? Marmaduke asked. Ms. Flounders shrugged. She then looks straight at the camera. Hipeoples4, if youre watching this....mayonnaise is better than you. Good night everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 Episode 23: A Bride Bribe It was a very slow day. Jay and Marmaduke sat at a table doing nothing. Suddenly a girl in a wedding dress burst into the restaurant. Wheres my husband? Wheres my husband! The girl started to cry. No, dont cry. Whats your name, Marly coaxed. Im Lily. Today was supposed to be my wedding day but my husband wasnt there. Hmm. I wont be like that when Marly and I get married, Jay said. Shut up Jay! Marly whispered. Oops. Sorry, Jay said. Whered you last see him? Marly asked. Last night, at the chapel, Lily replied. Hmm. Jim and I will rent a car and get a cake. Marly and Ms. Flounders, you find the groom. Mr. Krabs, well you stay here. Gotcha, Mr. Krabs said. Lets go! ~ ~ ~ And our car breaks down. How awesome, Squidward said. Hey, Im trying to fix it. There. Suddenly the car exploded into flames. Yeah! You sure fixed it! Squidward complained. I tried! You didnt do anything but stand around! Why do you- Oh please just shut up. You al- Whyre you always like- The two then started to fight. ~ ~ ~ There he is! Lily said. Where? Marly asked. Hes right there! Withaguyhandinghimmoney, she said. Marly, Marmaduke, and Lily raced over to her husband and saw that he was being bribed to marry. She then slapped him. This was my worst ending ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Episode 24: Area 52 This Episode of The KK: The YBSB is rated TV-14 for alien swearing. The night was painted black. Suddenly, purple and green blew up the sky as a spaceship descended onto the field. Two creatures walked out the spacecraft, holding up two weapons. They then started to talk in rapid a language, pausing only to let the other speak. They then gazed around at the underwater utopia. The extra-terrestrial life forms had landed in Jellyfish Fields. It was empty, all the jellyfish asleep and all the jellyfishers elsewhere. We landed in the right place, one alien said, in the language. Yes. They then walked back into the spaceship. ~ ~ ~ Hey, whats that? Squidward asked gazing out of the window. What? Jay asked. Mr. Krabs, Tim, and Tom were playing Fishopoly, Jay and Marly were doing a puzzle, and Ms. Flounders were eating dinner. Theres some sort of thing coming towards the Krusty Krab. Squidward pointed out of the window. AHHH! Mr. Krabs said. The spacecraft crashed into the parking lot. Lets go see! Everyone rushed outside to see the spaceship. Two aliens then climbed out of the wreck. God good! one moaned. YO! the other screamed. YO MUTER FOOKIN EDIOTS SHUT DUN OUR SIP! I think theyre trying to speak English, Squidward whispered. No, maybe its German, Mr. Krabs wondered. Suddenly another alien appeared. No I am German! My name is Hitler! the alien said. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jay screamed. Honey, Hitler wont kill us. We arent Jewish, Marly said. I am, Marmaduke said. Im France! Tim said. Thats a language, Tom said. You arent Jewish, Marmaduke, Ms. Flounders. I know. I just wanted to say that. SILENCE! Mr. Alien Hitler screeched. We are here to take over Area 52! Area 51, Tom said. No..Area 52. Its the fast food place over there. Okay.go ahead. It will eliminate competition, Mr. Krabs said. You arent going to fight? Mr. Alien Hitler asked. No. Bye, Mr. Krabs replied and walked inside. Jim and John, were going, the Hilter Alien said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Episode 25#: I CanÔÇÖt Hear Marmaduke sat in his car. Bikini Bottom was having ridiculous traffic today and Marmaduke couldnÔÇÖt believe it. He waited and waited. It was bumper to bumper. Suddenly a loud horn blared right next to Marmaduke. Then it went blank. Marmaduke could seeÔǪbut couldnÔÇÖt hear the commotion outside. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£The loud horn was to loud for his eardrums to take. He will be like this for a couple of weeks,ÔÇØ the doctor told MarmadukeÔÇÖs friends. ÔÇ£But he wonÔÇÖt be able to hear us?ÔÇØ Jay said. Marmaduke and Jay were now best friends. They had spent a lot of time together and now were very close. ÔÇ£Correct,ÔÇØ the doctor replied. ÔÇ£Hmm. I can teach him sign language,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said. ÔÇ£Would that help?ÇØ ÔÇ£Yes, it would. But itÔÇÖll be very difficult considering he canÔÇÖt hear you. You would probably have to write every word down so he could see what the sign means, otherwise itÔÇÖs useless. Also, does Marmaduke pay attention?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Eh..sort of,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£A couple of days ago I was talking to him and he starting talking about a cat when I was mid-sentence,ÔÇØ Tim remembered. ÔÇ£Hmm. Then if he canÔÇÖt hear you, then he might wonder off, Ms. Flounders. But you can attempt to do so.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£I will. It is my mission, starting now.ÔÇØ ~ ~ ~ Marmaduke was let out of the hospital earlier than expected. Ms. Flounders then wanted to start teaching him sign language right away. She had set up a classroom right in the middle of the Krusty Krab (which Mr. Krabs didnÔÇÖt like) and put a wall around the classroom so no one would disturb them. ÔÇ£Welcome to sign language class! You will learn sign language in here and only sign language here. LetÔÇÖs get started. This is an A.ÔÇØ She made a fist. Suddenly loud snoring cracked the educational silence. ÔÇ£Marmaduke! Marmaduke! Oh, he canÔÇÖt hear.ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders tapped him. Marmaduke didnÔÇÖt even stir. She grabbed a ruler and slapped him. ÔÇ£HUH!!!??ÔÇØ Marmaduke screeched and sat up. Ms. Flounder wrote, ÔÇ£Stop sleeping. A=Fist,ÔÇØ on a piece of Barnacle Paper, which was very, very, very, very, very, very expensive paper. Marmaduke nodded and stared at Ms. Flounder. She then wrote ÔÇ£Pay Attention.ÔÇØ She then brought out a chart with the sign language alphabet. ~ ~ ~ Mr. Krabs peeked into the kitchen. The restaurant was packed and Marly was helping Jim with patties while Tim, Tom, and Jay took orders. He was looking for Ms. Flounders and Marmaduke. He then saw the giant cube in the middle of restaurant. ÔÇ£HOOOOUHHHOHH!ÔÇØ The odd sound escaped from Mr. Krabs throat. He rushed over to the cube and knocked on theÔǪon theÔǪwell there was no door so he just banged on the wall. ÔÇ£Yes?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders replied. ÔÇ£Tear this down! Me got custermors!!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. ÔÇ£Nope. It is for Marmaduke.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Then IÔÇÖll tear it down me self!!!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs ran out and came back in with a bulldozer. ÔÇ£And that is the sign for Z,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders wrote down. Suddenly a loud crash split the air. The back wall of the classroom collapsed. ÔÇ£AHHHHGHGHH!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders yelled. Marmaduke sat still, not aware of the oncoming danger. Two choices flashes before her eyes, 1 to save herself, 2 to save Marmaduke and get killed. The dozer approached, getting closer every second. ÔÇ£MR. KRABS!! STOP!!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs turned his head and saw Marly yelling. There was no stopping. Mr. Krabs was distracted and wouldnÔÇÖt stop in time. Ms. Flounders flung herself onto Marmaduke and he flew out of the classroom. The dozer then engulfed Ms. Flounders and there was a crunch. She saw pink in her eyes and then everything slowly faded. She then saw a dot of light. It grew bigger and bigger until it was everywhere. Ms. Flounders saw clouds and at first thought it was a dream. But something was pulling her back. Like something was wrongÔǪ ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£Is she dead? Is she?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, tears swarming in his eyes. ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt know. I feel a pulse but itÔÇÖs very faint,ÔÇØ the doctor said. Ms. Flounders was drenched in blood and her body was tangled up. ÔÇ£We need to get her to a hospital! With proper tools!!ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£Call an ambulance!ÔÇØ the doctor ordered. ~ ~ ~ The clouds were beautiful. It was an entire land. She saw several people she once new. Great Grandpa Jenkins, President of Bikini Bottom Abe Bicoln, Michael Jackfish, and much more. It was all so wonderful. She couldnÔÇÖt believe it. Yet, that feeling was still there. ÔÇ£Hey, new one,ÔÇØ Great Grandpa Jenkins said strolling up to her. Ms. Flounders was surprised. He was a mermaid! And he was glowing! ÔÇ£HowÔǪhow are you glowing?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders asked. ÔÇ£Here, you can do anything you want. And I see youÔÇÖve finally joined up. HowÔÇÖd it happen to you?ÔÇØ ÔÇ£What happen to me?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders asked. ÔÇ£We donÔÇÖt like to say it up here, but, died.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£How I died? IÔÇÖm not dead. This is a dream!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Oh donÔÇÖt be foolish girl. This is heaven. Where all the fish go when they pass on. And the only way to get here is to pass on. You seem to be dead.ÔÇØ ~ ~ ~ The hospital was large. Ms. Flounders was in a bed while the paramedics tried to bring her back and out of being unconscious. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs all my fault!!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs sobbed. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs okay. ItÔÇÖs okay,ÔÇØ Jay, Tom, Tim, and Marly coaxed. ÔÇ£No itÔÇÖs not!!ÔÇØ He cried more. Suddenly there was a screech from the room. ÔÇ£SheÔÇÖs gone,ÔÇØ the paramedic said. ~ ~ ~ Suddenly the feeling went away. ÔÇ£Hey, Jenkins. I was having this odd feeling and- ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs the EF. The Earth Feeling. ItÔÇÖs the thing that connects you to earth. On the shows when thereÔÇÖs barely a pulse? The EF gives that pulse. And then when it snaps, you are officially a resident in Heaven.ÔÇØ ~ ~ ~ The funeral was sad. They buried Ms. Flounders body at Bikini Bottom Cemetery. The headstone read, ÔÇ£Ms. Janie Flounders: Mother, friend, grandmother, teacher and hero. Rest in Peace.ÔÇØ The next few days were weird without Ms. Flounders around. But everyone knew they would adapt to the new environment. MarmadukeÔÇÖs hearing soon came back and he heard about Ms. Flounders death. When she flung Marmaduke, he hit his head on the wall and was unconscious for a week. Ms. Flounders would have a place in theyÔÇÖre hearts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 Episode 26#: Snowed In The clouds were everywhere. Marly got out of her car and walked into the Krusty Krab. She looked around and saw Tim and Tom. They were playing 21 Questions. Mr. Krabs? she called. Yes, me dear? Mr. Krabs replied, coming out of his office. He was wearing about 30 sweaters. Its so darn cold. Bikini Bottom has never had a winter as cold as this. This is colder than cold. This is freezing, Squidward said. His golden hair was frozen. He looked like Jack Frost. I agree. Brr. Jim was curled up by the cash register with a cup of hot coco. Whered you get that? Marly asked. Mr. Krabs made some. It tastes like cardboard but its hot. Suddenly everyone swarmed Mr. Krabs office trying to get the coco. When they returned, all the windows were white. Whered Bikini Bottom go? Tim said. Were snowed in, lad, Mr. Krabs said trying not to panic. Oh my god! Jay said. Im scared. Ms. Flounders used to keep me calm, Marmaduke said. Everyone hung theyre heard. Ms. Flounders died a few months before and no one had talked about her since. Howre we going to get out? Marly asked. The vents. If Ive know one thing about the Krusty Krab, its that it has a way too complicated vent system, Mr. Krabs said. Where do we enter? Jay asked. There. But you stay back to make sure customers dont come in, Mr. Krabs said. But who will come when its- Just do it! Mr. Krabs said. Now lets go. The 7 that were going climbed into the vents and started crawling. Okay. Were now lost. Squidward was getting irritated. Were almost- They came to an intersection. Yeahwere almost where? Squidward asked. Uhnever mind. Eenie, menie, minee, moe! This one! Mr. Krabs picked the west one. They started crawling until the vent started to shake. Whats that? Tom said. The vent started to sway, back and forth before the vent collapsed and the 7 fell into another vent. That vent collapsed soon they were back where they started. Great! Tim said. Its inescapable! Marly said. No. There has to be a way out! Mr. Krabs persisted. Face it Mr. K. There isnt. Well have to waitor die, Jay said. Wait. Remember when we caused that fake fire so Marmaduke would stop smoking? Marly said. Yeah. Why? Tim asked. Because. Snow melts. We have to melt to snow in order to get out! Marly said. Marly! Itd take months to melt all the snow! Mr. Krabs said. No! We thaw out a tunnel! Thats brilliant! But how do we get to the snow? Like this. Marly ran into the back room and came out with a flamethrower. She shattered the window and created a tunnel. They all followed her and she thawed theyre way out. Soon, they were out back in the open. You did it, Marly!! Mr. Krabs said. Yay! Everyone cheered for Marly. Suddenly, the sun burst out from behind the clouds and melted all the snow. YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME!!!!! Mr. Krabs screamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 23, 2010 Author Share Posted March 23, 2010 Episode 27#: Stater Sis. Mr. Krabs was very impressed with Marina. She was talented, sweet, and worked a patty well. So he hired her. Another girl in the Krusty Krab. Marly was excited! Marina wasnÔÇÖt crazy like Carly had been. Marly and Marina bonded fast. ÔÇ£Mr. Krabs, Marina and I are going on our break!ÔÇØ Marly called. Mr. Krabs looked up. No one took a break. ÔÇ£GIRLS! There are no breaks!ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Chill Mr. K. WeÔÇÖre just going to Super Smoothie,ÔÇØ Marina said. ÔÇ£Not on my watch!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs glared at them and ushered them back inside. ÔÇ£No. Mr. K, weÔÇÖre going to go get smoothies,ÔÇØ Marina said. ÔÇ£Yeah. Just go back and count your money,ÔÇØ Marly said. ÔÇ£NO! No breaks here!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre worked to hard! WeÔÇÖre leaving!ÔÇØ Marina fought back. ÔÇ£NO!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs locked the doors. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre starting our own business!ÔÇØ Marly said. Mariana got a stool and threw it at the window. It shattered and they ran out. ÔÇ£COME BACK HERE!!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs yelled. They ran off. A few days later, Stater Sis. opened up. [Now, for the first time, MUSIC! Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cindy Lauper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdTpeegBZk] ÔÇ£Here you go sir,ÔÇØ Marina said. ÔÇ£Thank you dear.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Come again.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£And you get a discount for shopping with us,ÔÇØ Marly said in another check out line. ÔÇ£Oh I love it here!ÔÇØ ÔÇ£DonÔÇÖt we all!ÔÇØ [Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ends] Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs sat in his office pouting. ÔÇ£Cheer up Mr. K,ÔÇØ Tim said. ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs not all bad.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Yes it is. I lost two workers.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£But Marmaduke and I officially work for you know,ÔÇØ Jay said. Ô£Yeah but we need a girl around here,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs replied. ÔÇ£I got an idea! We hold auditions!ÔÇØ Tim said. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs brilliant!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. 2 hours laterÔǪ Several girls went through and Mr. Krabs judged them. ÔÇ£Too Goth.ÔÇØ The next girl. ÔÇ£Too scary.ÔÇØ The next girl. ÔÇ£Too ugly.ÔÇØ The next girl. ÔÇ£Too weird.ÔÇØ The next girl. ÔÇ£Too geeky.ÔÇØ The next girl. ÔÇ£Too hot.ÔÇØ The next girl. ÔÇ£Too fat.ÔÇØ Several girls laterÔǪ ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs hopeless! We canÔÇÖt replace them!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, giving up. ÔÇ£We have to get them back,ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£I know a way.ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£What way?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs asked, looking at Squidward, a shed of hope in his eye. ~ ~ ~ ÔÇ£Really Squidward? How the hell do we get in?ÔÇØ Tom asked. ÔÇ£Like this.ÔÇØ Squidward through a brick through the window. An alarm sounded. [Alarm Sound adds effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-B7c7U7buI] ÔÇ£WhyÔÇÖd you do that?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs yelled. ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt know! I wanted to look cool!ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£LetÔÇÖs just go in and do it!ÔÇØ The alarm was still on and they went in to sabotage the store. Soon, Marina and Marly arrived. ÔÇ£How could you guys?ÔÇØ Marly turned off the alarm. [Alarm Sound ends] ÔÇ£We wanted you guys back!ÔÇØ Jim said. ÔÇ£Well you people are retarded! Breaking into our store!! IÔÇÖm moving to Bikini Top. That70sguy92 rules the town there and it wonÔÇÖt be freakinÔÇÖ retarded like this. I bet Temperance will want to be friends with me!ÔÇØ She walked out of the store and drove away. ÔÇ£Well I guess Mariana likes normal people. Not us.ÔÇØ Tim giggled at TomÔÇÖs remark. ÔÇ£IÔÇÖll come back. I missed you guys!ÔÇØ Marly said. They then all hugged. ÔÇ£And we also bought you something. ItÔÇÖs a girl snail!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said. ÔÇ£I hate girl snails.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Good cause it was actually a cardboard drawing of one.ÔÇØ ____________________________ What did you guys think??? I want reviews!!! NOW!! By the way, the 70s and Bikini Top reference was used with permission from that70sguy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-B7c7U7buIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdTpeegBZk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Episode 28: Bikini Bottom Con The Bikini Bottom Con was coming back!!! Everyone was excited and Mr. Krabs bought everyone tickets in exchange for not paying them for two years. Im so excited!!!! Tom said. This will be so fun!! They all got in the car and rode to the event. This is it? Mr. Krabs said. Wow. Its in the ghetto, Jay said. They got out and walked inside. WELCOME TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM CON! ENJOY YOUR STAY!! A fish popped out and shouted at them. OKAY WE WILL! Tim shouted back. GOOD THEN!! HAVE A GREAT DAY! The fish glared at them and then walked away. Im in heaven! Tom said. HUH! Its the original action figure of Fishwoman with her boobs showing! You arent getting that, Marly said and pulled him away. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Jim wondered around. Im going to go look at the comic books, Squidward announced and walked over the rack. Hello. A geek hidden behind a Macbook had a scratchy voice. Hi. Are there any Batman comics? Squidward hated Batman and had a specialplacefor them. Yes. Back here. Now shut up while I search the web with Safari. The geek stuffed his face back into the screen. Squidward walked to where the geek had directed him. There, he saw tons of Batman comics. He then grabbed a bag and started stuffing the comics inside. ~ ~ ~ Tom was peering around at the Superman action figures when he heard the boom. He looked up and saw a column of smoke channeling up from the other side of the warehouse. Tom got up and rushed over. He saw Squidward burning thousands of Batman memorabilia. The geek was standing by him screaming. YOU BASTARD!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOURE DOING!! The geek then ran up and swatted Squidward away. He grabbed a fire extinguisher and put the fire out. But there were tons of little burnt comic books, action figures, and other merchandise. They were then all kicked out of the expo. Nice Squidward, Tom said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 One more episode until the Season 2 Finale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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