Spokesman

[Danny DeVito]

Aka "Squidward in Suit"

[4EverGreen]

Spokesman: "Is THIS the final straw? Do you want to move SO far away that you can BRAG about it? Would you rather tear out your own brain stem, carry it to the middle of the nearest three way--." Squidward: "FOUR way!" Spokesman: "--FOUR way intersection, than go on living where you do NOW? Than move on right down to--." (Patrick changes channel). Patrick: "This channel stinks". Squidward: "NO!!!!" (Squidward changes it back) Spokesman: "--Tentacle Acres! Where happiness is just a suction cup away!" I wonder why HE hasn't appeared in more episodes of "Spongebob Squarepants", advertising OTHER things?