The Parody Pannel

[Ron]

Episode 1

Panel Pandemonium

"Welcome to The Parody Panel!" Larry the Lobster says. "Here, the Spongebob group re-enacts spin offs that portray them! I am your host, Larry the Lobster!"

(There is the sound of one person clapping)

"Er...right," Larry says. "Let's get to our panel!"

(Camera zooms past Larry to the panel behind them. Left-to-Right: Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Gary, Plankton, and Mr. Krabs)

"Hi!" Spongebob says energetically.

"Hi ya'll," Sandy says.

"Uh...mayonnaise?" says Patrick.

"I don't want to be here! Please! Help me! They kept me here against my-," starts Squidward, but the camera jerks away from him.

"Meww!" Gary meows.

Plankton laughs.

"They're paying me money," Mr. Krabs grins.

"And that's our panel!" Larry says. "Now...for our first parody..."

(Camera zooms out and the Parody Panel shows. It then fades out and the "Bikini Top" logo appears)

Spongebob and Patrick stand together in a cardboard house.

"Spongebob, this is too tight!" Patrick moans.

"Patrick, we're on!" Spongebob rasps.

"Oh, right," Patrick says. He straightens up, and looks like he's ready to speak. But he doesn't....

"Patrick...," Spongebob whispers.

"Uh....," he scratches his butt. He pulls out a piece of paper and Spongebob facepalms. Patrick scans his paper and scratches his head. "Temp---Tempar...Temper...Tarm...Term....um....Tomparernce....Jack...or is it Jake? Oh! Jake got me p-pregnant."

(Camera cuts to Spongebob, in a girl wig)

"Why are you telling me this, Jackie?" Spongebob says, in a girl voice.

"Spongebob, I don't know! This is--oh, right." He scans his paper again. "Be-cause---Tomparernce, I love you."

(Camera pans to cardboard door. Squidward opens it and the cardboard house falls on his head.

"FUCKWAD!" he screamed. He squeezes through the wreckage and stands.

"Jake!" Spongebob says in a robotic voice. "What...are....you....dOING....hErE?"

"Temperance and Jackie," Squidward says, becoming his artistic self. "Oh, there must be nothing to worry about!"

"But...there...IS!" Patrick says. "I LOVE NAOMI!"

"My name is Temperance!" Spongebob whispers.

"Your name is Spongebob!"

"Patrick!" Squidward whispers. "You're Bryan, not Jackie!"

"YEAH DOUCHEBAG! YOU JUST RUINED ANNA AND MOLLY! FUCK YOU!"

(Camera pans to 70s sitting in a chair. Camera then fades out)

(Camera fades in to Patrick and Sandy sitting in their underwear together)

"I love you," Sandy says. "Seth...you're so sexy!"

(Spongebob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton barge in)

"My daughter died!"

"Some guy got cancer!"

"There are ghosts in my house!"

"Call Ghostbusters!" Plankton says.

"No," everyone says. "No..that...that just ruined it."

"There's so much drama!" Mr. Krabs said.

"Yeah *burp* let's just *BURRRRRRPPPP* drink allllllllllllllllllllllll our troubles away...," Spongebob says, staggering everywhere.

"Is he high?" asks Sandy.

"No, DIPSHIT."

"Cut, cut, cut!" a producer says. "He's not supposed to be drunk, who got him drunk?"

"Mr. Producer *burp* Guy Thing, I hold allllllllllllllllllllllllll responsobiloty for having *burp* sex with Sandy," Spongebob said.

(camera pans to an embarrassed Sandy)

"He had so many holes!" Sandy sobbed. "It was so hard to keep myself out of them."

"There there," Patrick says.

"God damn!" 70s said. "This is a really shitty show! What a terrible parody!"

"Who let you back on the set?" the producer says. "Security, get this jackass off the set."

"No!" 70s screams.

(Camera goes back to the view of the set. The tripod suddenly shakes, goes around for a sec, and then falls. It shows 70s running by. Camera cuts)

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"Um...that wasn't a very good way to start off the show...," Larry the Lobster says. "Nonetheless, join us soon for the parody of....

CORAL DRIVE!!!"

[Wumbo]

No thank you.

[101 Dalmatian Street]

If you want authority to parody my spin-offs, that treasure chest is all the way uphill from here.

[Ron]

No thank you.

I'm still doing a parody it, anyway.