Shark Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Greetings and salutations, denizens of this underwater-themed community. Yes, I am indeed a living, breathing shark. No need to get alarmed, I'm as gentle as a newborn puppy. Puppies look really, really delicious by the way. I just wish they weren't so hairy. Yuck. I've been informed of this place from someone in particular, but am sworn to secrecy by the laws of the ocean. Nonetheless, I look forward to terrorizing befriending many of the tasty... er, I mean friendly folks in this reef. Thank you. Oof, there's a fat guy wearing glasses over there. Looks like a complete bigot. Looks like... Epic Meal Time! 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 uh welcome i guess (also where's that GIF from?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, SOF said: uh welcome i guess (also where's that GIF from?) From my mouth. I love vomiting rainbows at my enemies before their last breath! The art of diversion, my dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 do you live in the gulf of mexico you look really familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 hours ago, dmandamanAndKnuckles said: do you live in the gulf of mexico you look really familiar All that matters is that I live close enough for you to cry and piss your pants. Maybe shit and cum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 9:49 PM, Shark said: Greetings and salutations, denizens of this underwater-themed community. Yes, I am indeed a living, breathing shark. No need to get alarmed, I'm as gentle as a newborn puppy. Puppies look really, really delicious by the way. I just wish they weren't so hairy. Yuck. I've been informed of this place from someone in particular, but am sworn to secrecy by the laws of the ocean. Nonetheless, I look forward to terrorizing befriending many of the tasty... er, I mean friendly folks in this reef. Thank you. Oof, there's a fat guy wearing glasses over there. Looks like a complete bigot. Looks like... Epic Meal Time! Gay shark overlords are fine by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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