Elastic Dawg Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 Episode 19: Mindless Filler Cody ordered a shoe and ate it as he viewed "Sex and the City" season 2. Once he realized how terrible it was, he bought a sharpie went mad with Daryl's alternate reality brother until they egged CodyGo's house. After the night's events, they played PS2 until they got doored and the episode cut to black as the credits rolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Episode 19: Mindless Filler Cody ordered a shoe and ate it as he viewed "Sex and the City" season 2. Once he realized how terrible it was, he bought a sharpie went mad with Daryl's alternate reality brother until they egged CodyGo's house. After the night's events, they played PS2 until they got doored and the episode cut to black as the credits rolled. JACKFISH HAS GONE DOWN HILL SINCE SEASON 5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 JACKFISH HAS GONE DOWN HILL SINCE SEASON 5! Too bad its only on season two. Or I just missed an obvious joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Too bad its only on season two. Or I just missed an obvious joke. Obvious joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Episode 18: Steaming Pile Of One day, Cody ate some salmon. He then realized the irony of this, considering that his last name was Salmon. Then, he asked the waiter if it was strange, to which he/she (take your pick) replied "No, but we do have many other delicious deserts, including fish, fish, fish and bread!" Cody ordered shrimp.Lovely fish... wonderful fish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 Episode 20: Cody & Daryl One day, Cody and Daryl made love and shot a hooker. Afterwards, they cleaned up the body and threw it in the trash before planning something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 (edited) Episode 21: Cody Dies One day, Cody went out for his daily robbing spree and got caught by one of the people in the home's he was robbing, at which point he ran as fast as he possibly could to get away. But it was too late. He had been cornered by cops due to a plot hole or unmentioned police call by the owners of the home. They cocked their guns, as did Cody. He then called Daryl, who drove over to help him. Then, gunfire. TO BE CONTINUED... Edited April 26, 2017 by jjsthekid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 22. Cody Gets An Anal Probe One day, Cody woke up with a strange feeling in his ass. He asked his friends Daryl, Stan, and Kyle if anything looked wrong about him. They said that there was a huge space probe sticking out of his butt. Cody ignored them, thinking they were bullshitting him. Later, the probe began acting stranger and stranger until one day it grew legs and began walking on its own. It took him out to a remote place, and then a UFO appeared. Just as it was about to abduct him, he woke up on the same field where he and Daryl were at war with the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 23. Cody Gets Shot The bullets kept firing, and finally, Cody was hit. Daryl then grabbed one of the homemade bombs he kept in his car. He threw it at the police, drove away, and took the dying Cody with him. Then, Cody put neosporin on his wound and somehow healed up. Then, in the middle of the road, Cody jumped out of the car and into the river below. Daryl continued driving, as Cody- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 It hath risen from thy grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) 24. Back In Black It was a nice day. Suddenly, Cody woke up, wondering what had happened the previous night. "Dude," he said to his bro Daryl, "I feel weird." "That's cause you got shot," Daryl said. "Look at your chest." Cody looked at his chest. There was a large black hole covered in blood. "Oh fuck," said Cody. "This means one thing." "What's that?" "I'm back from the dead." Edited April 26, 2017 by jjsthekid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 I don't even remember writing that comeback episode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Reboot pls 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I read this whole thing at 1 in the morning, tired as fuck. That was enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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