Estonia Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Hey guys, I'm trying out spinoffs and I had an idea for a comedy show that may go on for about....3 episodes....like British shows I hate.*cough*Sherlock*cough* so if you want more, than I'll go ahead. If not, I'll just sell the rights. -Rusty Ep. 1 Guy who flies a plane All was well in the town of Steinwat. Just a couple hours from Bikini Bottom. The people were out in the rain, killing each other over dead people and having a good time! We're gonna focus on a shark named Austin, a guy who is just, normal. And his friends (who are also sharks) David, who sucks at his life, and Mary, who loves weird ways to have fun. Austin and David was playing their Dropseycast when David threw his controller in frustration. David: Wow, they should call you Seanutbuttergamer! Austin:.........no..........just no David: Okay so what do you wanna be called? Austin: Austin. Also, why are you calling me these names? David: Because you want to make a game review shoe. Austin: Yeah, and a plane will explode in my face. David: Ah, also, where's Mary? Austin: She died two years ago, remember? *flashback**cut to Austin and David playing their Fbox* Austin: Where's Mary? Jared: She's being inflated in her room. Austin: Ah. *Explosion sounds in the background**cut back to now* Austin: Why was your name Jared? Dajared: The writer of this was tired as shit. Thus, this lazy writing. Austin: Ah. David:...wanna inflate to death? Austin: well, yeah *cut to black as explosion sounds are heard.* *Magnum P.I. theme plays* Jared Jared as Austin James Caddik as David Jared Dajared Explosion as Mary ©2015 L44 productions Written by rusty ------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, this sucked. I'm gonna sell Episode 2 and Episode 3 to different people. I'm so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonia Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 PM me if you are interested. Will only take dabloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjs Goodman Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 If you thought this wasn't going to be good, why did you even bother posting it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illiniguy34 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Very intriguing, Rusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 You don't...have to post it....if you don't want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonia Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 If you thought this wasn't going to be good, why did you even bother posting it? I guess just for the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonia Posted September 29, 2015 Author Share Posted September 29, 2015 NEW EPISODE. Still gonna be three episodes, deal with ittThe Hack Job Episode 2The Airplane Guy Landed Safely *Applause* David: AUSTIN GET DOWN HERE Austin: what David: Did you have sex with a bird? *laugh track* Austin: Yeah, i'm 18 I do what I want. *laugh track* David: okay. *cut to bird (Any anthropomorphic bird in a TV show or video game would do) wearing diving suit and helmet filled with breath-able water, gurgling* *laugh track* *cut back to David and Austin* Austin: Bird is probably gonna die. *cut to same bird playing dead* *laugh track* *cut back to the main characters* Austin: wanna hack something? David: Kay. So, they use their dropseycast to hack into the pizza castle website. Austin: GIVE US THE PIZZA OR MARIO DIES Pizza Castle worker #1: Oh no! He's our best worker! Pizza Castle worker #2: GIVE THEM THE PIZZA So they get the pizza and they kill Mario because what the hell. David: We shouldn't have killed him Austin: JUST LISTEN TO THE STORY *magnum p.i. theme* Dude as Austin Not an internet reviewer as David Pizza Castle workers:Squirrel in a suitNorbeav suckit Patrick Star as Mario Kazooie as dead bird (Kazooie's not really dead) ©2015 L44 productions Written by rusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonia Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 Stay tuned for the last episode. Please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonia Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 Hack Job episode 3 More Room in the Head for Max Austin: *gets cut off by static* ????: That's it, he’s a nerd. *chuckles creepily* I’m better than that Rusty guy. Freakin’ Furfaaaaaag. Rusty: Hey! Don't interrupt my fic! ???: Three more episodes! Rusty: FUUUUUU *goes back to episode* David: I stole cbs Austin: dammit *both get shot by police* ONE WEEK LATER David: I hacked KMOV. KMOV: *Busts down door* GET ON THE GROUND, GET ON THE GROUND NOOW David: okay *gets beat up* In punishment for his crimes, David was forced to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special 30 times in a week. He is currently under therapy. Austin’s lawyer, Austin Layers, was hired but then fired five seconds later. Drew Carey as Austin Steve Harvey as David ??? as ??? Rusty as himself Darrel waltrip as KMOV J fish (dead) as Austin Layers And featuring snagglepuss (even though he died) © 2015 L44 productions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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