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Status Updates posted by Joe Biden

  1. 1/6 Never Forget

  2. This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass.

  3. will the real slim shady please stand up

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      wtf joe biden didn't sing this song 

  4. I wanna get back at that cornfluffer who keeps hacking into my Twitter to make statements saying America stands with Israel.

  5. RIP Donald Trump

    (1776-2024)

  6. Return the slab, Jack

  7. Do you thank SpongeBob is gay

  8. Let's see you take a crack at it, Jack

  9. I'm calling for a malarkey-free SBC.

  10. OHHHHHHHH

    WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

    OHHHHH OHHHHH

    SQUIDWARD SITS IN CHAIRS

  11. Wikipedia is a terrible source for information.

  12. I mean, what the fuck is a muscle?

  13. A FRICKIN ROOSTER MASK

    1. Danny DeVito
    2. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      A 180 DEGREE ROTATED, FRICKIN ROOSTER MASK

  14. Now it's time to pop this video game in and play the game

  15. Fuck David Zaslav, all my homies hate him

  16. On the surface, 9/11 honors those who have died when the planes crashed into the Twin Towers. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

  17. spongebob sucks

  18. mama

    I JUST KILLED A MAN

    PUT MY GUN UP TO HIS HEAD

    PULLED THE TRIGGER, NOW HE'S DEAD

    MAMA

    LIFE HAD

    BUT NAH

    MAMAAAAAAAAAA

    OOOOOOH

    I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

    IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

  19. swear to god this is the 2nd time i've been bloo on this site

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    LINDSAY LOHAN

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    HA HA HA HA

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    SHE'S IN MAGAZINES
    SHE'S IN MAGAZINES

    SHE'S IN EVERY MAGAZINE THAT HAS EVER BEEN PUBLISHED

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    HA HA HA HA

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    SHE'S ON CDS

    SHE'S ON CDS

    SHE'S IN EVERY CD THAT HAS EVER BEEN RECORDED

    LINDSAY LOHAN

  21. sponges don't deserve rights

  22. When I was 10, I hated the Simpsons, America's favourite dysfunctional family. Me and my brother and sisters watched it every day after school, and didn't get a bagful of laughs. I stopped watching it. I didn't find it as funny, creative or as original anymore. Well after seeing the Simpsons Movie, I decided to give the show another chance. And I am sad I did, because it is dumb, uninspired, unfunny AND unoriginal. It is true that the show has always declined in written quality and the more recent seasons are still unwatchable, no thanks to the animation and the unendearing characters.

    The show's animation is cruddy. In animated shows, I like animation that is colourful and fluid, and the animation in this show is not that. The theme tune is not catchy and the story lines are outstandingly bad. Other than the voice acting what made the show so bad was its writing. Obnoxious or childish, not smart and most importantly unfunny. And the visual jokes aren't impressive.

    And the voice acting is unexceptional bringing the dysfunctional family to death. Homer is a type of father figure who repeatedly beats his family, has a love for doughnuts and beer and pretty much hates his job. Dan Castallenetta, a talented voice actor whom I fondly remember as Megavolt from Darkwing Duck, does a bad job not only as Homer but as Grandpa and Krusty, loud and abrasive. Julie Kavner is also bad as Marge, an uncaring matriarch who genuinely hates her family. Nancy Cartwright is absolutely horrible as Bart, who is too naughty and hates school, same with Yeardley Smith as Hillary-shill Lisa. Plus Maggie is absolutely hideous.

    Then there are the supporting characters. My least favourite is Grandpa, he is absolutely unfunny. Hank Azaria is unamusing as Moe and Chief Wiggum, and Harry Shearer is annoying as Ned and is also bad with his monotonic drawls for Principal Skinner and Reverend Lovejoy. There are wasted guest appearances from various celebrities, and frequent appearances from Phil Hartmann and Tress MacNeille. My least favourite is Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob, a reprising villain I don't enjoy watching, sinister not funny. All in all, The Simpsons is still not a great show. 0.5/10

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