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  1. Between H*yden, my newfound TMJ disorder pain, the college course from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Hawky need drinky.

  2. Is Wunschpunsch actually really good or no?

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      also english dub is fucking killer. rick jones and harry hill fucking nail maurizio/bubonic and jacob. everyone else on the show (kathleen fee as tyrannia, vlasta vrana as maggot, joana noyes as auntie noah) are good too. some of the best canadian dubbing in the business.

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  3. Is Wunschpunsch actually really good or no?

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Nothing groundbreaking but the characters are fun, the dynamics/dialogue is fun, animation is neat, still love it

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  4. Alright, how many of y'all have been hiding Madvillainy from me for all these years?

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      also I saw your discord message. having deleting ocd bs atm so I'm happy to hear you got into MF DOOM, he's cool and one of my favorite rappers. RIP to one of the greatest to ever spit it. also hit me up with the song you were talking about yesterday and I'll respond when I can!

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  5. Alright, how many of y'all have been hiding Madvillainy from me for all these years?

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      GET MORE CHEESE THAN DORITOS CHEETOS OR FRITOS

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  6. Buddies, you're all fired.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      its like a spongebob episode lmao

  7. the salad girl from that one grubhub commercial midway into chomping on a piece of a salad like a brain-eating alien is my current mood.

    (Also consider this as my temp pfp before this month's event)

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Salad chick and the milkshake chick are the funniest animated to me

  8. I lowkey hate how some of Blink-182's songs hit harder as someone who will be 20 in less than 3 months than when I was listening to their music for the first time as a hormonal 13 year old

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      as a san diegan our alt stations have always forced every song to play on the radio every day that I can't stand most of their songs anymore. After Midnight, stay together for the kids and I miss you are the only ones I do like nowadays. Tom Delonge is cool

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  9. it's crazy that i've been on SBC for 11 years!

  10. wow, i've been here for 11 years

  11. I'm a white redneck and I can personally say that Trump did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Biden though. I feel respected - which I never do when republicans are involved.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      biden is cool and all but imagine flo rida as president

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  12. feeling depressed about the fact I'm insecure about myself and OCD consuming me to the point of routine so i sit around doing nothing? how do i fix outside of saying "I have a problem"? ? shits so overwhelming hah

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      also i deleted the sb ren and stimpy joke status earlier since I realized I've bitched about that so many times 

  13. i have covid.....but i think my taste is coming back yay! wear your FUCKING MASKS 

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Best wishes for you and your mom Sauce, you can kick its ass <33

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  14. sb hanukkah special b ljke hiya spongebob, Ready to light the Menorah for the third night? Go ahead and use the shamash branch to light the third candle! Now let’s learn about second century B.C. of the Second Temple in Jerusalem, where according to legend Jews had risen up against their Greek-Syrian oppressors in the Maccabean Revolt.

  15. happy 20th bday bro, hope it's a good one:squilliam2:

     

  16. i miss talking to you all. and i know things have simmered down, but i'm sorry for my behaviors I've shown on and off throughout the years. I really hate how I handled things at first with passive agressiveness, and trying to justify shit that is absolutely inexcusable. Slurs are absolutely above me, and I went way too far repeating slurs for laughs when it isn't funny. It's fucking racist, and that's something I don't want to ever be. And I'm fucking down I've hurt many friends of mine, and I understand everyone knowing I can be better than this, I will admit I got mad at Halibut for the first two months or so since I was still acting like an asshole and made things worse back in July until I finally shut the fuck up and took some time to think, but I regret it all and wish I was able to realize a lot of flaws during the riots (like jesus christ i hate how i sounded very ignorant during the start of the george floyd protests, where i was scared of shit going down in my city when i have no reason to, racial equality is a thing i support, and police brutality is something that needs to be stopped).

    I know I've also looked manipulative (especially with my own crossover interests, constantly asking friends for art, and yes I appreciated of course, but it's my own ideas that I should really stop being insecure of doing myself in fears of sucking at it. I need to learn to draw and not bother others about my own hobbies), and I hate how I've always said and among some other things, but I just want to say, THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME REALIZE I GOT STUFF TO WORK ON!

    I have awareness of my wrongdoings, which is good, but I hate how I have trouble doing shit about it, and I still feel stuck on what to do to improve my own self, since I want to respect and have friends who I haven't given in return many times due to my own insecurities. 

    I suck at wording my thoughts but I wanted to get this off my chest since I made myself more alone then ever and it's been affecting my online life OCD-wise where I can't keep my tweets/discord posts most of the time becuse some intrusive thought feels like it stays there until i delete it, so annoying, but that's for my therapist. 

    I would love to return to discord, but I'm anxious I'm not ready yet due to ocd. ? I hope everyone's doing okay still, and I'd love to talk because I have a lot of guilt of a lot of things and I think I just want to put it behind me and try to help myself become a better person. 

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      fuck i forgot to mention I really feel like I made members like Katniss and Katie very uncomfortable and mad and I love them, but i made like half the people i know rightfully upset 

  17. tfw you're a 24 year old stalking spongebob sites

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      he keeps climbing the mountain but falling miserably

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  18. I visited Home Depot today, had a case of hiccups and also drank Dr. Pepper

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      i remember in 2015 i was poor so my family had a leftover thing from an appliance thing we did at home depot and we got like $200 put into a gift card, so we bought drinks and snacks there just to get out of our broken air conditioned house and have a bite.

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  19. HA! i tricked you all into thinking it was shark week.... stupid humans

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I KNEW IT

      wasn't it like in the middle of august

  20. "God is a concept by which we measure our pain." - John Lennon

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