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YouTubers and the like quickly made quitting and taking hiatuses in 2024 tacky, so I’m back. Plot: A holiday slasher in Bikini Bottom. Episode 1: Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre This episode recaps the tragic events of the SpongeBob episode, “Valentine’s Day”. We see Patrick Star, in all his chubby, pink gory, terrorizing the Bikini Bottom Valentine’s Day Carnival. The massacre begins when Patrick uses his weight to jump up and down in his Ferris wheel seat, which dislodges the ride entirely off the ground with each impatient leap he makes in anticipation of SpongeBob’s valentines gift. But in his excitement, he unknowingly causes a handful of other passengers to be forcefully ejected from the Ferris wheel. At least some of them presumably fall to their untimely deaths. The slaughter continues when Patrick finally snaps at the shocking revelation that SpongeBob has had numerous valentines behind his back (he practically handed out his heart to everyone in that episode), and they each were given a much better gift than just a friendly handshake. Patrick is shown grabbing a man just asking for the time and yeeting him to a supposed offscreen demise, he grabs another man by his pants and drops him on the ground violently in front of his wife, he murders a balloon stand in broad daylight, rips Heart Man clean in half, stripping his undisguised variant down to just his underwear, commits attempted murder on the Chair-O-Planes ride that then led to the deaths of even more riders who chose to jump from their seats to escape his firm grasp, he traumatizes a little girl for life by bisecting her lollipop in front of her and devouring the remains like a mad man. His rampage concludes when he corners a crowd of whoever’s left on the edge of the pier. He threatens to “break them” despite their best efforts to soothe his impotent rage with half-hearted, re-gifted valentines gifts. The crowd eventually sacrifices the rather promiscuous SpongeBob in a joint effort to save their own skins, but their skins are ultimately saved when Sandy finally decides to show up with Patrick’s actual Valentine’s Day gift; a chocolate balloon which he proceeds to blow up immediately, dousing everyone and everything in what I can only presume to be scalding hot chocolate. When it’s all said done, lives have been both lost and ruined in the wake of Patrick’s reckoning. Bodies are stretchered out, either salvaged from the chocolate or fished out from nearby waters. SpongeBob, Sandy and especially Patrick are let off scot-free while Heart Man’s undisguised variant is taken in by police for public indecency. Yes, this is pretty much the opening act of Thanksgiving. Trivia The title of this spin-off is a play on such episode titles as “Squilliam Returns”, “Bubble Buddy Returns” and “Spot Returns”, while also continuing their tradition of being follow-ups

February: 1st: 2003: Patrick’s Backpack Book was published. 2004: Nick Takes Over The Super Bowl short premiered. 2005: The Great Snail Race book was published. 2006: Lost in Time: A Medieval Adventure was published. 2020: The 18th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SBC and won by DarknessDG. 2nd: 2004: They Blow Up So Fast! and Wonderful Wormy were published. 3rd: 2001: Big Pink Loser and Bubble Buddy premiered. 2015: SpongeBob HeroPants was released. 2023: JCM’s Revenge of the Flying Dutchman Remake was released. Karen for Spot premiered. 4th: 2008: SpongeBob’s Special Delivery was published. 2023: The 150th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SpongeBob Season 8 and won by dman. 5th: 2013: sbl joined SBC. 2019: The SpongeBob Season 1 Best Episode Tournament concludes with Pizza Delivery crowned winner. 2022: The 105th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Mixed and won by Fred. 6th: 2007: Spongebob PartyPants was published. 2010: Gary in Love and Rodeo Daze premiered. SG joined SBC. 2015: Sponge Out of Water is released in the United States, Canada and other countries. 2021: The 62nd Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SBC Forums & Discord Channels and won by DarknessDG. 7th: 2017: The SpongeBob Season 4 Best Episode Tournament begins. 8th: 2005: Gone Jellyfishin' and Good Enough to Eat! were published. 2010: CDCB joined SBC. 2012: SpongeBob Comics #7 was published. 2017: SpongeBob Comics #65 was published. 2020: Biddy Sitting and Who R Zoo? premiered. 9th: 2011: SpongeBob Comics #1 was published. 10th: 2004: Tales from Bikini Bottom was published. 2016: SpongeBob Comics #53 was published. 2023: Uncredible Journey premiered. 11th: 2015: SpongeBob Comics #41 was published. 2018: WinterArcanine joined SBC. 2019: Flicks February begins. 2022: Febracadabra! begins. 12th: 2011: Tunnel of Glove and Love That Squid premiered. 2014: SpongeBob Comics #29 was published. 2016: Freebooter Februarry 2016 begins. 2018: Chatterbox Gary and Don’t Feed the Clowns premiered. Futuristic February: In Space! began. 2021: Pet or Pests Festival begins. 2022: The 106th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SpongeBob Magic and won by Steel. This game was a part of Febracadabra! 13th: 2013: SpongeBob Comics #17 was published. 2017: Fab Beats February begins. 2018: Drive Happy premiered. 2021: The 63rd Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Valentine’s Day and won by OWM. 14th: 2000: Valentine’s Day and The Paper premiered. 2018: Old Man Patrick premiered. SpongeBob Comics #77 was published. 2020: Freebooter Februarry 2020 begins. 15th: 2010: Back to the Past and The Bad Guy Club for Villains premiered. 2014: The 100th SpongeBob Jeopardy game occurred, which was won by ClassicNickelodeonFan 1. 2016: SpongeBob LongPants and Larry’s Gym premiered. 2018: Fun-Sized Friends premiered. 2020: The 20th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SpongeBob Pirates and won by DarknessDG. This game was part of Freebooter Februarry 2020. 16th: 2009: Slide Whistle Stooges and Shuffleboarding premiered. 2016: SpongeBob Season 11 is announced. 2018: Grandmum’s the Word premiered. 17th: 2001: Your Shoe’s Untied and Squid’s Day Off premiered. 2009: Cephalopod Lodge premiered. 2014: It Came From Goo Lagoon premiered. 2023: Host-a-Palooza premiered. 18th: 2009: Grandpappy the Pirate premiered. 2023: The 151st Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Mixed Spy Media and won by Steel. This game was a part of Operation: Febspionage. 19th: 2007: Driven to Tears, Rule of Dumb, The Pink Purloiner, The Gift of Gum, Sing a Song of Patrick, Rise and Shine and Waiting premiered. 2009: Professor Squidward premiered. 2012: Ooooooofy joined SBC. 2022: The 107th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Owl House and won by Fa. This game was a part of Febracadabra! 20th: 2006: Dunces and Dragons premiered. 2013: Aya joined SBC. 2017: Goodbye, Krabby Patty? Premiered. 2021: The 64th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SpongeBob Pets and won by dman. This game was a part of the Pets or Pests Festival. 21st: 2006: Lost in Time VHS and DVD were released. 2012: The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in E.V.I.L. vs. the I.J.L.S.A. was published. 22nd: 2002: Snowball Effect and One Krabs’ Trash premiered. 2011: Where'd It Go?: A Pop-Up Book was published. 2020: The 21st Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Pirate Media and won by Salmon. This game was part of Freebooter Februarry 2020. 23rd: 2001: Hooky premiered. 24th: 2001: Wormy and Patty Hype premiered. 2009: SpongeBob’s Greatest Hits was released. Good Ideas…and Other Disasters was published. 2023: Backpay Payback premiered. 25th: 2017: Mimic Madness and House Worming premiered. 2022: Patrick’s Tantrum and Goofy Scoopers premiered. 2023: The 152nd Pictionary game was held, with the theme of SBC and won by DarknessDG. This game was a part of Operation: Febspionage. 26th: 2001: Bubble Trouble, I Ripped My Pants!, and Blast Off, Splash Down were published. 2011: Perfect Chemistry premiered. 2018: Futuristic February: In Space! ends. 2019: Flicks February ends. 2022: The 108th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Harry Potter and won by Slug. This game was a part of Febracadabra! 27th: 2016: Freebooter Februarry 2016 ends. 2021: The 65th Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Animals and won by DarknessDG. This game was a part of the Pets or Pests Festival. Pet or Pests Festival ends. 2022: Febracadabra! ends, with Fa winning the event. 28th: 2012: Sponge Out of Water was officially announced. 2017: Aquatic Konquest joined SBC. Fab Beats February ends, with Fred winning the event. 2023: Operation: Febspionage ends, with dman winning the event. 29th: 2020: The 22nd Pictionary game was held, with the theme of Mixed and won by DarknessDG. This was the only SBC game to occur on February 29th. Freebooter Februarry 2020 ends.