dragiiin123 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The new series I'm starting about Pokemon EPISODE 1: THE TRIO FUCKS EVERYTHING Yes everyone, Isshu. This series circulates around The three new starters Tsutaja, Mijumaru, and Pokabu. And everyone else in the game. EPISODE START BEGIN GET! *Cue theme of Season 1, Home Movies* Tsutaja: Hey, you guys, look at this *points to computer* Mijumaru: What, is it your gayness? I bet it's a picture of gay sex or something. Cause your gay Get the joke? Tsutaja Maybe you should loose some pounds before talking to me *puts a smug look on his face* Mijumaru: Smug bastard. Pokabu: Alright I am here hold your applause damn it I know I'm fantastic and that I speak in run on sentences I am very cute. Mijumaru: Damn narsisst Tsutaja: Guys, look *points to computer screen, to reveal a picture of them having secks* Mijumaru: I knew it was gay WAIT A SECOND. I DON'T REMEMBER DOING THAT. Pokabu: I am NOT beutiful in that picture. Tsutaja: It's drawn by this guy who finds fun in drawing pictures of pokemon SEXING EACHOTHER. He needs to get outta his mom's basement and actually get a girlfriend or something. Mijumaru: Speak of the devil. Look *points outside the window* Pokabu: Let's go out there and destroy them for making me not look beutiful I am very cute my mommy loves me yes. *The trio walks out there* Mijumaru: Hey, stop drawing those disgusting pictures of us right now. I'm actually 90 percent muscle. Tsutaja: If by muscle you mean fat, then yes *looks smug* Rule 34 guy: NO NO NO NO NO I DON'T WANT TO NO I NEED TO TO OBEY MASTER PLEASE HELP ME. Tsutaja: Master, you say? Rule 34 guy: P.....A......H.....E....A....L.... Mijumaru: Let's destroy paheal then. Narrorater: After a trial of pain inducing events, we're here. PAHEAL: WHY DID YOU SHOVE THAT NIFE IN ME DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID Mijumaru: Yeah, we killed you. Never draw bad of us again. PAHEAL: RULE 34 IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND DUDE YOU JUST KILLED THE REASON YOU WERE ALIVE RULE 34 IS THE MEANING OF LIF RULE 3 Pokabu: We sure f****ed up this time uh guys END 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Epic Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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