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Patchy our is a daily talk show between patchy and cartoon and celebertiy this week Patchy and larry the lobster

Patchy:so Larry hows it going?

Larry: Fine i mean great

Patchy: Larry do you think you would taste good as boiled or salad?

Larry:[With weird look on face] I have to say broiled with side of butter.

Patchy:[Gathering a club and bowl of butter] Well close your eyes larrie i have a suprise for you

Bonk!

Larry:I see star!

Patchy:Uhhhhhhhhh exceuse me potty and i will have too meet in private.Thats all!

Patchy: pOTTY WE ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!

POLICE:Sir come back here you are under arrested for lobster napping.

Patchy: You will never catch me alive!

Narrator: Thats all for Patchy hour!

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Narrator: Welcome to patchy hour.

Patchy: Today we have a special guess The Flying Dutchman

Dutch:Hello its an honor being here with yerr.

Patchy: So Dutch since your a ghost you got any tip for being scary?

Dutch: Well first you have to suprise people like hide somewhere then jump out.

Patchy: Nice tip but you wanna see something scary look at my grandma in the morning

Dutch: If shes so scary let me see her!

Patchy: Ok here she is.

Dutch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE HERE AWAY! TAKE HER AWAY! Never in my after life have i ever seen something so horrifying!

Dutch: Ok i am ok now Patchy i was promised some soul.

Patchy: Sure you cant take our producer souls.

Dutch: Patchy stop kidding around every one know producer dont have souls.

Patchy: Then we dont have anything for you.

Dutch: How about i take yours!MWAHAHAHAHAH.

Patchy: Wait i forgot Kim Kardashian is here too.SIC HIM!

Kim: ROFF ROFF ROFF ROFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR[Chases Flying Dutchman]

Dutch: Wit no get away i will take your soul wait you have no soul!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Narrator:Thats all for Patchy hour

This episode is not ment to offend anyone please dont be angry.

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Narrator:Welcome to Patchy Hour

Patchy:[Kissing stage manager]UHHHHHHHHHHH! I thought we were not doing that.

Director:Your fired !

Patchy:WAIT NOOOOOOOOO WAIT1[HOOKS SCRATCHES DIRECTORS FACE]

Director:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I AM CALLING THE POLICE

Patchy:Knock Director out.

Patchy:EHEHEH HES JUST SLEEPY LET ME PUT HIM IN BED!

Patchy:[burying Ok kids today i am gonna teach you a lesson on how to burry a body and escape to Australia!

Police:Your under arrest Patchy!\

Patchy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Narrator:Thats all for Patchy hour!

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