The Gospel of Black Jesus

[Old Man Jenkins]

Back from the dead after a memorable run on Spin Off Action. Arguably the most fly guy in Spongebob spin offs makes his return in "The Gospel Of Black Jesus"! Follow your drug lord and savior as he gives the wicked a reason to rest as he travels turn-of-century Sodom and Gomorrah and gets caught by the police for our sins.

Episode 1: The Fighting Temptations

Black Jesus finds himself fasting in the Sahara Desert after being baptized by the local street preacher around the corner. Suddenly, a white man came with the look of fiery brimstone in his eyes.

???: Holy Shit!

Black Jesus: Unholy guacomole on mcnuggets, if it ain't the White Devil himself. Whatchu doin' here Ronny?!

White Devil: I came to offer you...these. *busts out some Louisiana fried chicken*

Black Jesus: White Devil, you outta sight! The fastest way to Black Jesus' heart is through his arteries.

Narrator: Will Black Jesus resist temptation? Is this all a cruel sick joke? Find out now! He eats the chicken with some grape kool-aid and OMJ was simply rehashing this for an April Fools Joke.